Big Plans At The End Of 57

Monterey Bay Aquarium Map

Today is the last day of my 57th year; tomorrow, I’ll be 58. But this wasn’t just any old day closing out another year of life. I was working to clean up the grammar of older blog posts when I came across one about the Monterey Bay Aquarium we last visited in 2017. That triggered me to wonder when the aquarium might reopen; well, today was my lucky day as they are making that splash on May 1st to members only and then on the 15th to the general public. If you think that just because we are 700 miles (1,137km) from Monterey, we aren’t members, you are wrong.

Here, just before my birthday, I worked out a nearly 10-day trip and already booked our lodging reservations in the sincere belief that when the aquarium opens reservations on April 26th at 9:00 a.m. PST, I’ll be right there to book our entry for a 10:00 a.m. entry for one of the days we’ll be up there.

Note left at Treebones Resort in Big Sur, California

If that wasn’t exciting enough, I also have us booked at the Lover’s Point Inn in Pacific Grove, just down the street from the aquarium, along with two more unbelievable nights in the Human Nest at Treebones Resort in Big Sur. From there, we’ll head down to Cambria to stay at a place across the street from the ocean. While I still have some details to figure out, the frenzy of having worked all that out requires me to take a break and allow my brain to stop sizzling. This kind of excitement is taxing on old men’s brains, NOT! The photo above is the note I wrote and the drawings Caroline made back at the end of 2010 when, for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day, we stayed in the nest but were nearly blown out of our perch; click here to see that post!

Octopus at Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

While it feels like we’ve been to the aquarium dozens, if not hundreds of times, the truth is more modest. This is our 11th visit in 29 years or hardly enough when I see it this way. Our first time ever in Monterey back in January 1992 included the aquarium and then in 1997, after we’d moved to America, we took my mother-in-law Jutta with us to visit this magic place. In 2001 and 2002, we visited once each year, but in 2004 and 2005, we visited twice each of those years. This was followed by a six-year pause, and we didn’t return until 2011. Another six-year break ensued that culminated with our last visit in 2017. Now, in 2021, seeing this on our horizon, it almost feels like there should have been five or six other visits thrown in there over the years, but obviously, there were other places on the map we wanted to visit, too.

Maybe we’ll make it an even dozen times we’ll have visited the Monterey Bay Aquarium come 2022 when a new “Into The Deep” exhibit is scheduled to open.

Hello 2011

Looking south down the California coast near Gorda

The tempest rolled in, dragging with it the bluster and fury needed to dispose of one year and usher in the next. Inside our oversized bird’s nest, we were cozy and protected from the elements, the expectation for some rain wasn’t going to deter us from our night outdoors. We were like two snuggling birds side by side, bringing in the new year. What we hadn’t anticipated was the wind, which came on well past the time we had crawled up the ladder to take shelter. Somewhere in the middle of the night and day, it started to howl, forcing us to tie down the rain fly in an attempt to stop it from flapping against the tent. While the wind would wake us with an occasional gust, it never rose to the point of dislodging us.

It would take the light of day to rattle us out of our cage and push us from our nest to perform ablutions. Finished with that, we fluttered over to the feeding grounds to hunt and peck out a morning meal. There were no worms offered to us highly evolved birds, although I will admit to a bit of a fetish for the seeds and nuts that were readily available in this spread laid out before us. Human beaks being what they are, we resorted to eating Treebone’s locally-made peanut granola with instruments and bowls. Grazing ain’t nothing if not taken seriously, so once done with the first course, it was on to the make-’em-yer-self-waffles. Throw on some banana and syrup, and we were in forager heaven. We lingered for a while near the fire with a cup of coffee and enjoyed watching the day come alive, with the rest of the flock joining us here on the hill over the ocean in this forest of Treebones.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the California coast under a rainbow

When we do finally take off, we fly into rainbows. If I were to write a blog entry about the number of rainbows Caroline and I have seen on our various travels, I am certain that hundreds of rainbow photos would accompany the narrative.

A mist and cloud enshrouded California coast on the Pacific Coast Highway

Out of the band of color, back into the gray low cloud mist, hugging the coast and shortening the more typical long-distance views that are a major attraction of visiting the wild coast. Even this light, this dark, and for some dismal weather is beautiful to Caroline and me; it adds mystery to the environment and makes having the heater on in the car feel extra cozy.

A rainbow over the Big Sur coast in California

Not satisfied with a singular rainbow, we are so lucky to enjoy rainbows! An hour and a half up the road and not very far from the first and easily assumable only rainbow we’d likely see this day, the surprise of surprise happens, and we see another rainbow. Peaks of blue sky escaped the hold of the gray shroud of weather, wishing to be bad. Onward and upward, we fly against the instinct that commands us to go south for the winter. We are determined to follow rainbows and continue on this northerly trek. With this commitment, we flew hard, covering almost 60 miles in little more than 2 hours.

Jellyfish at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

The prospect of a rainy windy day at the seaside made the warm shelter of an old favorite hangout shine sunny enthusiasm upon us for our return to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. We couldn’t swim with the fishies, but we could enjoy watching them doing their swimmy thing. For hours, we walked along and took great pauses to revisit the jellyfish, silver dollars, the octopus, the giant kelp forest, a sea cucumber that needed petting, and even the good old chiton. More fish than you can shake an eel at are here at the aquarium.

Seahorse at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

So are screaming little shits. This could have been a perfect day, but it seems that parents forgot that parenting in some small way implies a minimum of guidance, and a sense of decorum should be instilled in their charges. But these parents were having none of that, or maybe New Year’s Day is scream-your-head-off-day, and no one told us. Enough of these cackling chicks and hens; time to face facts and fly south.

A little fishy at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

Okay, but just one more fish or two, and then we’ll be ready to go.

Turtle at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

But wait, there’s more, such as this green sea turtle that came right up to the glass posing for us.

Inside the kelp forest at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

Just a final glance at the Kelp Forest, and then we’ll leave, so says Caroline the Aquarium Addict.

The Big Sur coast in California

En route south for our return to the Birds Nest, we stopped at “Our Beach,” a.k.a. Garrapata State Park, which had been skipped on the way up due to the little ground covered during the meander north. Too many of those, “OH stop, this spot is even more beautiful than the last” moments lend themselves to those two-hour travel times to go but miles taking forever to get somewhere – this is not a complaint; it is a fortunate happenstance we imbibe at all too often. If we were to stop nowhere else this afternoon, it would be here at our beach.

Crashing waves and blowing spray on a beach in Big Sur, California

A small amount of sun graced our presence with a poke through clouds here and there. It sparkled on water and waves, borrowing some of the glitter from the stars far overhead. The waves are roaring as they typically do on this beach. On previous visits, we have seen that the ocean churns so ferociously here that the sand levels rise and fall, changing the character of the beach with dramatic effect.

Late afternoon on the Big Sur coast in California

The walk from the roadside to the beach, as seen in the two photos above, is one of the more dramatic views up the coast; it never fails to impress us. Directly in front of us while on the beach, the waves tower and stack up to roll in with one after the other in rapid succession. And then to the south, as seen right here, the sun lights the beach and rocks with golden repose. We melt into this landscape every time, making us one with our beach.

A bit of sun and blue sky on an otherwise rainy day on the Big Sur coast in California

We now must race against the setting sun to return to our perch, as we don’t want to find ourselves squatting in some random nest on an unfamiliar branch. We arrive in the nick of time to the last embers of available light. The wind is howling here near Cape San Martin; a quick check of our nest and the tent inside assures us that nothing has blown away yet. Time for dinner, and a wonderful one at that. A bread basket and dipping oil were brought with glasses of water from their own well. The olive oil was infused with herbs grown right here at Treebones garden plot including lemon thyme, sweet marjoram, dill, parsley, chives, and tarragon. Next up was the homemade butternut squash soup with roasted pumpkin seeds, followed by a beet salad with orange wedges and mixed greens; both the beets and greens were grown right here in the garden. Caroline opted for the butternut squash ravioli with sage sauce and, for me, the pot roast with roasted winter veggies atop blue cheese potatoes au gratin – both meals were the perfect comfort foods for a chilly winter night.

A dip in the jacuzzi with the wind and cold rain beating at our faces was on order before returning to the fire-warmed dining room for a shared dessert of sticky date cake with caramel drizzle and a homemade hot chocolate chai. By 9:00 p.m., the wind still rips at the trees outside; we will try to fall asleep in a flapping wind tunnel and dream of the best New Year’s.

Monterey Bay Aquarium, California

Jellyfish at Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

So enamored we are with this place, we have been members for years now. The Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California, is the terminus for the drive from San Louis Obispo to Monterey. Highway 1 is one of America’s greatest drives, and this section of road that snakes along the coast over mountains and through redwoods is one of our all-time favorite drives. This jellyfish posed for us back on January 18, 2004.

Tillie Gort’s in Pacific Grove, California

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Attention: These posts following our coastal Christmas-thru-New-Year’s trip are named a bit specifically, that’s because when these were originally shared, they only had one photo each due to bandwidth limitations back in the day. Since that time, I’ve updated them to include images that relate to the details of each day.

We stayed at the Glen Oaks Motel in Big Sur last night; they had a tiny little closet of a room we could rent for under $500 a night. Actually, I think we got it for about $100 which in Big Sur is unheard of. The woman who checked us in gave us this tip that in the morning we might want to consider a hike out to the Andrew Molera State Park. This is our trail in.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

It seems like the lighting conditions were changing by the minute. Maybe I should have stuck around until the pelicans were better lit, but the commotion we could hear in the distance demanded that we keep on moving.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

It’s beautiful out on this trail; I have to wonder why we’d never been here before.

Caroline Wise at Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Caroline took up a seat for the show that was going on below.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

Birds were amassing and just as quickly peeling off.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

At times it looked like a tornado of birds swirling up into the sky after they took off from the water below.

Andrew Molera State Park in Big Sur, California

On our way into the park, we saw that we were passing thousands of Monarch Butterflies, but they were still warming up, so we figured we catch them on the way back out.

Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea, California

Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea is the kind of place in which we get easily lost as our senses are tickled from all sides.

Caroline Wise at Garrapata State Park in Carmel-By-The-Sea, California

If I told you that this might be our single favorite place along the entire California coast, it wouldn’t be too far from the truth.

Old hippie cafe Tillie Gorts in Pacific Grove, California, is still serving up some great eating. [edit: closed in 2018]

Chihuly glass at Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

Having bought a new membership earlier this year for your whale-watching adventure, we just had to make a return visit to make sure we wrung as much value as we could from the cost. One of the membership perks for the Monterey Bay Aquarium is free entry. All we needed to do was pick up a pass, and in we went. Dale Chihuly has a number of pieces on display at the aquarium.

Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

This afternoon, having the “better camera” doesn’t really work in my favor. Sure, this is a decent photo of a jellyfish, considering the poor lighting and all, but Caroline, with the older point-and-shoot, got some great results, even if they were inadvertent.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Sorry to my wife for having the copyright as John Wise on this, as it was taken by Caroline Wise; it’s just a matter of my being lazy in photo prep. I love the result she got.

Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California

I don’t typically like blurry shots, but there’s an aesthetic quality to these that struck my senses, and just had to include them with this post.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Yep, this one is from Caroline, too.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

As is this. I like the nearly monochrome look.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I took the photo of the sunfish catching someone else’s flash at the exact right moment. The tank we’re in front of implores visitors not to use flash but that doesn’t always work out.

John Wise at Dharma's Restaurant in Santa Cruz, California

Fish of any sort wouldn’t have been on the menu here at Dharma’s Restaurant in Santa Cruz, as they only serve up vegetarian fare. If you wonder if I like vegetarian food, does that look like the face of someone who doesn’t?

Whale Watching and the Aquarium – Day 3

Going Whale Watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

Disclaimer:  Back in November 2005, when I was posting about our trip up the coast, we were severely limited regarding photos I could post on the blog due to bandwidth limitations. Here in 2022, I’m updating these posts using the original image and text, but I’m adding the rest of the photos I would have liked to share 16 years ago if bandwidth and storage had not been an issue.

That’s right, we’re boarding the rusty old Big Dee (pun intended) for our adventure today, as this looks way more thrilling than those regular boats that hit the open sea for whale watching.

Caroline Wise and John Wise whale watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

Why are people compelled to look right into the lens when they see others taking selfies? I could have cut him out, but I kind of like the creepy factor.

Whale watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

With unexpected cloudy skies that were not afraid to let off some rain, the whale watching with Sanctuary Cruises on the Monterey Bay almost failed to deliver results, and then, at the last moment – a Humpback whale.

Whale watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

Then another.

Whale watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

I suppose that’s what you get when you are on one of those fancy modern expensive boats; you enjoy spotting a whale right off the bow while we over here on the Big Dee just suck it.

Whale watching on Monterey Bay in Monterey, California

Oh well, we got this buoy with a pelican perched atop it and a number of seals riding shotgun off our bow, so there was that. Seriously though, this was another fantastic experience in the unfolding bizarre reality that is our good fortune.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Tillie Gort's in Monterey, California

Cold and wet, we returned to the motel to dry off before heading over to Tillie Gort’s for a great vegetarian lunch.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Nothing left to do but visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium again.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Yellow and orange pulsing lights with orange bubbles on translucent flesh, what could be more interesting?

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I have no idea how I snagged this photo of a shark; they’ve proven difficult time and again to capture.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Somehow, I missed in my biology lessons (did I even have any?) that rays and not only sharks have these pores on their heads that signify their ampullae of Lorenzini.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Fun facts, jellyfish are some of the oldest animals on earth. There are species that grow tentacles longer than 100 feet, while others can grow as large as 400 pounds.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

How do you see your world living down on the bottom of the sea, half-embedded in the sand with those peculiar eyes watching things overhead?

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I guess we can assume that this is a filter feeder with the hairs capturing food flowing by.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I could have made my life easier with this post by limiting the number of photos, but then I’d have just left many of those that struck me languishing on my hard drive, never to be seen.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Prior to updating this post, it was this fish in a bottle that represented the day for more than 15 years. Looking at it now, I’d still say it’s my favorite from the day if I could only choose one.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

No matter what we humans think we know, no matter the invention, we will never know what the life of an anemone is like. I know that some might argue they do not have a life per se and simply exist, but those arms are grown as a response to food availability, and while I can almost understand the genetics behind that, I cannot fathom what it might be like to have dozens of physical sensors that can work in concert to direct food to where it needs to go if the thing is 100% mindless.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

If we could genetically engineer a new and improved self, I’d opt for anemone hair.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

And with this, the aquarium was closing, but no worries! Since we are new members, we’ll be right back again tomorrow.

Up the Coast to Monterey, California – Day 2

Early morning at Morro Bay, California with fishing boats in the foreground and Morro Rock in the background against a bright blue sky with a light band of clouds

Disclaimer: Back in November 2005, when I was posting about our trip up the coast, we were severely limited regarding photos I could post on the blog due to bandwidth limitations. Here in 2022, I’m updating these posts using the original image and text, but I’m adding the rest of the photos I would have liked to share 16 years ago if bandwidth and storage had not been an issue.

Thanksgiving. Today, we were on the slow boat to China, I mean Monterey Bay Aquarium. Left early with fog still hugging the hills, but that burned off quickly. Our first stop of many to come was here at Morro Bay.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

The fishing boats were quiet on this holiday, but the shorebirds kept busy squawking at each other. Bayside, we stood and watched seals who watched back; we also saw sea otters eating and listened to them as they tried to crack open shells with rocks.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

Beachside, we walked along the shore and could have possibly been happy staying right here for the rest of the day.

Caroline Wise at Morro Bay, California

Where Caroline finds the fortitude to walk in the late November waters of the Central Coast is beyond me. Maybe you think I should do her the favor and carry those boots? Well, then, who would take the photos?

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

A heron, some pelicans, along with many a seagull, were taking care of morning business.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

That’s barnacle mom on the left and barnacle dad on the right, and if you look close you’ll see a couple of baby barnacles.

Early morning at Morro Bay, California

It’s nice that when the ocean makes trash it will biodegrade or become food for other species and contribute to the health of our planet.

Elephant Seal Colony at San Simeon, California

Juvenile male elephant seals practicing for what will one day become serious combat and bloodletting.

Elephant Seal Colony at San Simeon, California

Meanwhile, the females (obviously the smarter side of the species) lie around in the sun, toss sand on their sides, scratch their noses, grunt, and fart.

Big Sur Coast in California

We’ll never tire of pampas grass, and while it’s invasive, it sure looks beautiful to us as it graces the cliffside of the Big Sur coast.

Caroline Wise at Big Sur Bakery in California

You might glean from the number of baked goods in the case here at the Big Sur Bakery that it’s rather late in the day; just look up at the clock it’s already 2:10 in the afternoon. They could have crumbs left, and still, they’d be the best crumbs anywhere.

Big Sur Coast in California

Where we’re going, clouds mean nothing.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Inside Monterey Bay Aquarium, where life is perfect and everything is beautiful.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I’d have a fish tank at home if it could support such things.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Well, not these things: yellowfin tuna can hit speeds of 30 miles per hour and can weigh over 400 pounds; that sounds like a weapon to me.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Okay, so I wouldn’t want these in my tank at home, as I can only imagine having to jump in and detangle them from time to time.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

And just look at the get-up you need to clean one of these tanks; this is why we come to the aquarium instead of trying to bring the aquarium home.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Sure, having these little fish would be easier, and while I don’t mean to slight its stature, it does look a bit common. Yeah, I know; I can just hear the Angelena Jolie fans saying, “But look at its lips!”

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Some people prefer candies; we prefer sweets for the eyes.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Not finding the sweet in this guy; there’s something about horns that spells danger.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I can’t believe how psychedelic the fish world can be while we idiots on land try sanitizing our world into blunt conformity.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I’d bet a dollar that this fish is thinking, “What an asshole you are on the other side of this glass where due to your envy of our world, you have imprisoned me and my kind, forcing us to swim in endless circles eating the same crap pre-cut fish that gets boring. How would you like to live in some 1,000-square-foot space and eat McDonald’s every day?”

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

I think this ray is making fun of me by sticking sand to his chin as he comes over to the window, pretending to be the fat bearded guy trying to take these National Geographic-quality images.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

Since it was after 3:30 when we arrived we didn’t have much time in the aquarium tonight, but any time at all is wonderful for us.

Monterey Bay Aquarium in Monterey, California

If only we could bypass the motel for one night and just wander along the coast or, even better, play night security guard in the aquarium.

Jutta On The Road – Day 3

Disclaimer: This blog entry wasn’t written until 15 years after the trip. It should be noted that it was a huge mistake to have not written it way back when. Sometimes, after writing so much about other days, it happens that at the time directly after the trip (or even during), I convince myself that the details are not that important. Years later, these details are that important, and pulling them out of foggy memories is difficult. The photos help and often leave clues, and then Caroline’s memories are usually far clearer than mine. With that said, here goes.

North of San Simeon (home to Hearst Castle) on the Central California Coast are a number of beaches that are home to colonies of cows. Depending on the time of year, you can see adult bulls battling for harems, newborn calves squawking next to mothers, juveniles lounging about, and gobs of tourists. Oops, that description was meant for the elephant seals.

If you want to avoid the throngs of tourists, visit early in the day or late in the afternoon – or visit on weekdays for the best viewing. Motels are relatively inexpensive; we paid $75 last night for three of us on a Saturday. Oh yeah, depending on the season, you won’t just see a few seals; there are hundreds of them soaking up the sun.

There are also squirrels that we were feeding bits of our granola bars apparently…this is obviously before we learned better and stopped feeding wild animals.

Maybe you are thinking that this picture looks a lot like the photo from the day before. Well, the seals definitely lay around a lot; they also scratch themselves and fart a lot.

The views along the coast never grow old.

We delight in every perspective and only wish we could move slower on our treks up or down the Central Coast of California.

Here at Gorda By The Sea, my mother-in-law walked out of the shop with this flower (after she paid for it, obviously); it turned out that this was a gift for Katharina back in Germany. Our niece was five years old back then; I wonder if she still has this.

We can linger at the sea all day.

What are those on the rocks? They are California condors and, just like with a bison jam in Yellowstone, the traffic jam of cars and people gawking as if a whale had just beached was the giveaway that something was going on. This is just as rare a sight in some ways as these birds of prey were almost extinct before California made a huge effort to save the species.

After pulling over, we were bowled over to see this condor couple not more than 20 feet (7 meters) away from us. I was certain that raising my camera would scare them off; instead, they bored us off. Like wax figures, they sat there, no stretching the wings, no swooping down on some hapless bird for a wee bite, not even a giant condor poop. We waited, waited patiently, then impatiently. The people noises did not interest or disturb them, and barking from the stupid bearded fat man didn’t do much either, besides annoying his wife – uh, sorry, Caroline! And so, without an action shot, we got back into the car and continued driving north. I bet they really were wax figures meant to fool us tourists and that they are still sitting there.

The coast is about more than the sea as contrasts stack up along the way.

Lunch had to be taken at our favorite cafe in California, right here at the Big Sur Bakery. Can you tell that I’m still working on getting Jutta to make nice for the camera?

Over the years prior to this visit and in all the visits since, we never tire of the sound, the smell, the colors, the weather, or the way it all comes together to strike us with how profoundly lucky we’ve been to witness this grandeur with our own eyes.

A simple thorny thistle that is as wondrous as any of the other sights we’ve seen today or are yet to come across.

Adding something new to this coastal visit with a stop at the Mission San Carlos Borromeo del Río Carmelo.

Things look tranquil, but I can guarantee you that just an hour earlier, I was working hard to keep my mother-in-law awake, and she was working hard to catch a nap.

We try to go slow to allow Jutta to read every marker and examine every plant and detail.

But before we know it, we’re in Monterey, shaking hands with monkeys.

So our stop in Monterey, more specifically, our stop at the wharf to introduce Jutta to clam chowder in a bread bowl, didn’t go as planned. Oh, she ate it even though she said it wasn’t her favorite. Turns out it was so not her favorite that she’s in the bathroom vomiting it out while I’m over here taking photos of the boats.

Good thing we didn’t have any more driving scheduled for the day, so we headed over to Pacific Grove for a short walk in some surprisingly strong winds to let Jutta’s stomach settle.

And soon afterward, she’s fit again and ready to enjoy the rest of the day.

Nothing left to do but chill out by the ocean, watching the glistening water catch sunrays, hypnotizing us into wanting to live right here. Our room for a mere $69 was at the Thunderbird Motel in Seaside, as we’re too cheap to splurge for those $120-a-night rooms in Monterey.