From Denmark to Lübeck and Lüneburg

Roadside in northern Germany

A peculiarity of this trip into Europe was that jet lag was at a minimum, and something was triggering an internal alarm clock that had us getting up every day between 6:00 and 6:15. Downstairs, a great breakfast awaits us, that is, if you love a traditional German breakfast. We pay our hotel bill as we check out. Strange, isn’t it that we pay in the morning because not only do they trust us to pay, but they have my passport number too, so I guess trust is secondary. The same goes for gas stations around Europe; no need to pay first, pump your gas, and then go pay. Sure, some will forget to pay, and others might think they can get away with it, but that’s only on rare occasions. We are now ready to go. Some construction along the way detours us through Leck and Süderlügen, but we are soon back on track, traveling the country roads to somewhere up north.

Blooming crocus flowers in Ladelund, Germany

To our right, a sign grabs Caroline’s attention and she asks me to indulge her a detour. We are heading to Ladelund, heck I’d go just because the name sounds so nice – Laadaloond. What’s got her interested is the detail that tells us that a KZ-Gedenk und Begegnungsstätte (Concentration Camp Memorial and Meeting Point) is up the road. The sign doesn’t tell us how far away it is, and we’re not traveling with GPS; call us old school. In any case, even if we’d had a navigation device, we’d still be going because what it would have failed to let us know was that the site is closed on Mondays. Good thing this beautiful yard of crocus was in bloom to distract us, making the extra miles worth the effort.

Caroline and John Wise about to enter Denmark for the first time

With no fanfare or announcement of what was approaching, the border for Denmark was upon us. Strange thing, this EU construct, no more border checks, no encounter with law enforcement ready to examine orifices or search under the car for god-knows-what. Nothing more than a blue sky with wispy clouds and a warm sun that has allowed us to leave behind the winter gear. Nice way to be introduced to the Danish and their land.

An old windmill in the town of Høyer, Denmark

After driving back towards the coast with no real destination in mind or on the map, we are soon pulling into the town of Høyer, Denmark. Cool, a windmill. Let’s get a closer look. Hey, the door is open, it’s a museum, and it’s open on Monday. Not only have we never been to Denmark before, but neither of us has been inside a windmill either. That’s about to be rectified.

Potato cake and sour cream at the Høyer windmill and museum in Denmark

On the way to Høyer, we’d seen gas stations offering fuel for €11 a liter, but we were certain they must be using gallons because we were paying €1.58 per liter in Germany, and there was no way that gas could be $68 a gallon in Denmark. Turns out that the Danes opted against the Euro and have stuck with their Krones. Now that we know the currency in use, we also learn that our Euros are taken everywhere in Denmark, but change is given in Krones. We pay for our admission before noticing the treats. I asked if they were something special to the Danish (of course, I was looking for Danishes) and was told that they were, in fact, Danish specialties. One of each was on order; the first was a stack of pancake-like wafers with jam between the layers. The other is pictured here; it is potato cake, a bit sweet, served with a big dollop of sour cream. With some hot coffee, we sat down to enjoy our first flavors of Denmark. I promise I won’t continue to note all the firsts experienced this day.

An old boat on display at the windmill museum in Høyer, Denmark

Upstairs is the museum with a focus on local life. Being a coastal community it only makes sense that the ocean and life next to it is the main feature. Høyer is a small village; the museum is appropriately small too. There are two floors to the place with an interesting look at how the encroaching and receding ocean has affected life here. I say receding because, like most of the coastal areas between the Netherlands and Denmark, much engineering has been done over the centuries to claim land from the sea that works determinedly to take it back.

Grinding stones in the Høyer windmill in Denmark

These are the grinding stones in the windmill. Some years ago, the windmill was started up to see if things were still working, and sure enough, grain was turned into flour just as it had been so many years ago. Back in the day, it was able to push out 600 kg (1300 pounds) of flour a day; I wonder if it makes more money now as an attraction or back then when it was hard at work.

Gears that when engaged spin the various elements of the mill here in Høyer, Denmark

When the wind blows, the blades on the mill allow for these gears to be engaged, starting up the process of turning all of the elements that are required to work. The history on display is intriguing to us; we are delighted to be here, and if we had a wish, it would be to visit again when the mill is working. All but the very top of the windmill is open to our exploration. We learn more about the operation of one of these iconic landmarks than we had ever dreamed of. On our way up the steep stairs to one of the upper floors, I noticed in the dark a piece of equipment that really grabbed my eye. It’s a modern machine, relatively, that was used to slow down the turning blades and also to help on windless days. The motor near the ceiling was made in Buffalo, New York, the same place I was made.

A butterfly Caroline saved from being trapped in the Høyer windmill in Denmark

Saved by the wife. Fluttering, struggling, and frantically trying to escape a closed window, this butterfly didn’t stand a chance. That was until Caroline caught sight of the forlorn symbol of spring. Carefully scooped up, it fought the hands that were trying to free it from its imprisonment. Once outside and able to fly away, it settled in, maybe to catch its breath. Today, we saved a butterfly so a hurricane may live to churn the sea another day.

Old wheelchair sitting broken and unused in the basement of the windmill in Høyer, Denmark

This old broken wheelchair in the basement was beautiful in the glowing light; it could have been scary and creepy if it was found stowed further into the darkness. Nightmares yet to be created could manifest from the sight of this chair as it creeks by itself in the darkness with no one else around. Instead, it was right up front and melancholy, if anything at all.

We're on the road to nowhere in Denmark

No, this isn’t Kansas or Saskatoon for you Canadians; it is the road to nowhere, where nothing really happens. Sorry, but it isn’t a Talking Heads song either; it is The Road to Rømø.

Caroline Wise walking on the Danish side of the Wattenmear near Rømø, Denmark

Somewhere out there is an ocean; it’s called the North Sea. It was here earlier; there are signs of it in the form of shells and wormholes. Later, it will return, but we’ll be gone. Reminds me of Schrödinger’s cat.

Caroline Wise walking the beach on Rømø Island in Denmark

While it is indeed overcast, this beach on the North Sea is worth every minute it took to get here. We followed some other cars out on the beach that drove on the sand with confidence. Our one other opportunity to drive on a beach was met with a sinking feeling that the car was sinking in the sand. The park ranger yelling at us from her vehicle couldn’t holler loud enough, telling us, “Don’t stop.” It was exactly what we did. With that memory still fresh in our heads 15 years later, it’s easy to see why we were reluctant. Lucky day today because we drove right out, parking just feet from the sea, and drove away before a rogue wave could have taken our rental and delivered it to England across the open water.

Pølese Mix from Perlen in Skærbæk, Denmark

We’re not famished, but hot food sounds like a good idea to us. At the intersection of Rømovej and Nørre Skærbækvej on the way to Kruså, we see something that looks to be a fast food place. It’s called Perlen, and we are curious to see what else the Danish eat besides tasty sweets and danishes. Mmmm, Pølese Mix sounds too good not to try. Not exactly sure what we’ll be getting but it didn’t look like a burger or a pizza, so give us one of those. French fries with deep-fried sausage topped with salad and Crème Fraîche is what we got, adding to our collection of new experiences.

Caroline Wise standing in the Baltic Sea at Lillestrand in Denmark

Our last stop in Denmark is at Lillestrand, where Caroline is able to step into the frigid waters of the Baltic Sea (Ostsee for Germans). My wife has now stood in the Pacific, Atlantic, Gulf of Mexico, North Sea, a few of the Great Lakes, the Mississippi, Colorado, Missouri, Snake, Columbia, and Alsek Rivers, and now the Baltic. This is only a partial list of the waters she has doffed her shoes to stand in.

A windmill in the German countryside.

We most often choose the roads we travel by their proximity to something that suggests great views are possible on this route. The road we are driving this afternoon parallels the Baltic Sea; the only problem is that it doesn’t ever really come close to it. Things like windmills and farms stand between us, and great views of the sea, though windmills are nothing to sneeze at, so we are quite happy to be amongst the rolling green hills and the occasional surprise.

The harbor at Eckernförde, Germany

Eckernförde, Germany, is not really on anyone’s tourist map. It doesn’t resonate like Berlin or Munich, but those cities are easy to visit. Eckernförde requires you to get off the main route, drive through the countryside, and take things as they come. We’re good at this method of travel. Kind of reminds me of a small New York town along the St. Lawrence Seaway.

St. Mary's Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany

Inside St. Mary’s Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany, looking straight up. You may notice a trend when you view blog posts I make while in Europe that the first pictures are of churches. Not just any churches either, typically it is the main Dom, as it’s called in Germany; we call them Cathedrals in the West. The reason this occurs is that when aiming for a downtown (Zentrum) area, it is the Dom that first demands your attention. Once our gaze is fixed on those iconic vaults, it seems we are drawn right to their doors. And anyway, what better way to start seeing a city than in one of these magnificent buildings?

St. Mary's Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany

In fact, this wasn’t the church we intended to visit first; we were looking for the Dom. Not until we returned to Arizona did we realize that this was St. Mary’s Church (Marienkirche), not the Lübeck Dom. Checkmark number one for a needed reason to return to Lübeck. This old church is Germany’s third-largest and has the highest brick vault in the world. Construction on the church began in 1250 and took 100 years to complete.

Ceiling detail in St. Mary's Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany

St. Mary's Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany

St. Mary's Cathedral in Lübeck, Germany

We arrived at St. Mary’s shortly before closing, only fifteen minutes before six, to be precise. The guy at the door waved the fee and allowed us to sprint through the church. Photos would have to do for now to save some memories for later. The circumstances were obviously not ideal for a visit to such an incredible amount of work and history, but as the old saying goes, “It’s better than nothing.”

Inside the Lübeck Rathaus (City Hall)

We didn’t even get 2 minutes in the Rathaus (City Hall) because it was technically closed. While the doors were still open, the last guided tour was finishing up, and we would have to satisfy ourselves with a quick peek at the lobby. How this worked out is that the other day, on the way up, we just missed everything, and now, again today, we’re having a repeat is almost a bummer. What saved the day was that the Niederegger shop was open till 7:00 tonight. If you have to ask what a Niederegger is, well, you then do not know the most famous brand of marzipan in the world.

Detail of a door ornament on the Lübeck Rathaus (City Hall) in Germany

This ornament was seen on the door to the city hall. The door is one of the last things you see upon exiting the building before spotting the Niederegger shop across the way. Marzipan might well be what Lübeck is most famous for today.

Backside of the Lübeck Rathaus (City Hall) in Germany

This facade is part of the city hall, and behind it is St. Mary’s Church. There’s a new version of Photoshop on the horizon that might ultimately help with un-wonking the perspective of the building; it is an incredibly difficult place to photograph. Next stop, the world of almond paste; marzipan.

City gate of Lübeck, Germany, now an iconic figure for Niederegger Marzipan

The Twin Tower gate is nearly all that remains of the old city gate. Today it is more famously known for its depiction as part of the Niederegger Marzipan brand. Caroline and I spent nearly 45 minutes in the shop wanting to buy one of everything, but that would likely cost someone hundreds of dollars. It’s amazing how many things can be made from almond paste, and it is all very tempting. We bought gifts for nearly everyone we know, except those of you who didn’t get any. Next time we head off to Germany, let us know you love the stuff, and we’ll be sure to get some in honor of you. I say in honor because the likelihood of it making its way back is slim. All you need to try is one of the walnut marzipan bonbons to know what I mean.

The Trave River in Lübeck, Germany

It’s getting late, and this is not where we’ll be calling it a night, so from the tower gate just to the right of this photo of the Trave River, we are heading across town to enjoy the remaining light that still filters through the heavy cloud cover.

A narrow street in Lübeck, Germany

Narrow cobblestone streets that curve into the distance are my perfect idea of what a street should look like. There’s never enough time to do it all. Rushing around is less than ideal, but here we are with a few more impressions and the knowledge that Lübeck can easily pull us back to its charm for a return visit. For our overnight stay, we drove south to Lüneburg. About halfway down, it started to rain. Finding an affordable hotel after 9:00 p.m. was a chore. The place we settled on we agreed, must have been one of the top five worst places we have ever stayed in. Anyone who has stayed off Interstate 10 or parts of Route 66 in the United States would know just how bad the place must have been.

The Wattenmeer

Sunrise over Kiel, Germany

We wake in time to see the sunrise over the harbor in Kiel. This is a rarity for us, as in Frankfurt, we are surrounded by buildings, and seeing the horizon is not possible unless your day starts in one of the highrises. It was late last night when we finally found a hotel. Our corner room on the 8th floor at Hotel Astor was only €69, and the view was tremendous. Time in the room, though, is short because we are excited to get back on the road for our visit to the Wattenmeer.

Heading to the sea in northern Germany

Where we are headed on the coast is even flatter than this. The Wattenmeer (Wadden Sea) is a shallow coastal plain now recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Neither Caroline nor I have ever visited this far northern corner of Germany, and we are both excited to be doing so, even with the gray weather. While it’s only about 70 miles (114 km) from Kiel to St. Peter-Ording on the western coast of Germany, the country roads slow us down, leaving time for some sightseeing.

A stork seen in Christiansholm, Germany

Wat in Dutch is mud, so Wattenmeer is loosely translated as mudflat sea. For Germany, the area is a National Park; for us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime dream come true; we hope. The drive takes us through a number of small villages, including Christiansholm, where we see this stork occupying its nest. This is the first stork in the wild that either Caroline or I have seen.

A reetgedecktes haus (reed roof house) in northern Germany

The area we are heading into while German is also home to the Frisians. The land along the coast from the northern Netherlands up to Denmark is known as Frisia or Friesland. The native people were first mentioned in 12 BCE and speak Frisian, though not that many these days. The homes in the area are famous for their old-fashioned roofs known as “Reetgedecktes Häuser,” or thatched roofs made of reed.

A reed roof (thatch) in northwest Germany

Getting up close to the thatch roof is not to be missed. From the distance the roofs are beautiful, but up close to it, the details from the hollow reeds can really be appreciated. Where thatched roofs were once commonplace, today, they are nearly a mark of luxury. To build one is labor-intensive and I can’t imagine there are many craftspeople around who work on such roofs. Now I wonder how sound and weather-insulating they are; we’ll have to find a rental to stay in on a subsequent visit.

A thatched roof house in northwest Germany also known as a Reetgedecktes Haus

Older homes whose roofs have withstood the test of time or have so far avoided renovation can be an artwork in part crafted by the hand of nature. If you were wondering how fire retardant a dried reed roof might be, look no further than this healthy covering of moss that lives atop this house.

Caroline Wise standing in front of the Karolinenkoog sign in northwest Germany

Hey, did that sign read Karolinekook? I had to turn right around for a photo of that. Oh, it reads Karolinenkoog. So what the heck is a koog, and why Karoline? First of all, a koog is a polder; now that this is cleared up, I can move on to Karoline. Do you say you don’t know what a polder is? Well, neither did I. A polder (also known as a koog in German) is a low-lying area of land that is kept dry by a dike or was a former lake or sea bed. Karoline is in honor of Princess Caroline of Denmark (28 October 1793 – 31 March 1881). For me, the sign will always read CarolineKook.

Roadside toilet huts in northwest Germany

What’s a road trip without the need to stop at nearly every roadside toilet? It’s a trip without my wife. This outpost for the disposal of bodily waste is a marvel of modernity. The door is controlled by auto-locks. After the depositor has entered the facility, he or she has a set amount of time to take care of business before the auto-clean cycle convinces the user to get out or get cleaned up by the uncaring, unceremonious tools of auto-cleansing. And to make the toilet experience better for women, the left-side “pissoirs” are urinals for us men. The WC or water closets on the right are for more serious business and women. Inside, which I should have taken a photo of, there is no room for vandalism, and in any case, if the pissoir senses destruction of any part of the facility, the floor is covered in water, and the perpetrator is electrocuted.

On a narrow road separating some homes from the sea behind the dike on the left. In northwest Germany.

South of Tönning, we are about to have our first encounter with the dike system that keeps the North Sea at bay. We scrambled up the grassy hillside to look out into the gray murk of an overcast day. Not a lot to see when the horizon is obscured by mist and flatness that defies finding monuments or objects that allow one to orient oneself. No wonder it is recommended for people taking long hikes on the Wattenmeer to have a guide show them around. There are stories of people getting disoriented out on the mudflats as the tide comes in, which can end in disaster.

Sheep (four legged organic lawnmowers) standing on the dike ready to go to work at the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

Further down the road, we find another location that looks inviting, mostly because there were all these sheep hanging out, and my wife is nothing if not a sucker for the furry four-legged organic lawnmowers. Up the hill, and there it is, the mudflat and no sign of the sea.

Caroline Wise sans shoes out on the mud flat of the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

Of course, it would be Caroline who would have to dip her feet into the mud, maybe even some shallow water, if she could find it. As for me, well, my weight tells me that I’ll be ass-deep in sucking mud 1.6 seconds after placing myself in harm’s way. Caroline assures me that the mud is solid; I’ll take her word for it, but still opt to remain on the shore where I can snap photos from the dry comfort of land.

Caroline Wise's mud covered feet after walking in the Wattenmeer of northwest Germany

The fine, silty mud covers Caroline’s feet like hot fudge on ice cream. A smile likewise graces her face because she has now strode in the Wattenmeer. A nearby shower head and hose are available just for these occasions of cleaning one’s muddy feet, and we move to take advantage of the convenience. This is the first time during this trip that Caroline will voice that if we had to return to Frankfurt right now, she’d be happy with what we’ve already done. It’s great being married to someone who is so satisfied with such small things in life.

Caroline and John Wise stand before the sign announcing the World (Welt) in Germany

We now have proof that we have seen the world. The sign reading Welt behind us is German for World. Should there be any doubt that Caroline and I have seen the world, we can show any naysayers that it is true; we have, in fact, seen the World.

A beaver in a waterway near the Wattenmear of northwest Germany

The Watt (pronounced “Vot”) is a bird sanctuary, it is also home to other species that are being pushed out of Europe as humanity has continued to change the environment. The Wattenmeer itself exists due to people reclaiming the ocean floor and trying to manage lands that otherwise would be submerged. Beavers have done this for a millennium; today, they have little ground and river-ways left for their type of engineering. I do think we were pretty lucky today to see this guy heading for his hideaway.

A gaggle of geese perusing the grounds on the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

Thousands of birds and many species of various types call the 500km coastal region of the Wattenmeer home during migration periods. This gaggle of geese is making a pit stop on their trek north while skeins of others are seen overhead looking to do bird things I’m poor at interpreting.

The lighthouse in Westerhaver, Germany on the Wattenmeer

Our drive took us out on the far side of a peninsula jutting off of mainland Germany. We looked for every opportunity to visit the sea along the way. In Westerhever we spotted a lighthouse in the distance, time to schedule a visit. From the view of the dike, we thought we were satisfied and that this was good enough. Anyway, the people walking out to it were way over on our right, starting at the crowded parking lot I had turned my nose up to. Maybe we’ll just walk a short while to the right and see if the view improves. A little further and pretty soon, we are on the boardwalk. Is this far enough? Okay, just a bit further. Forty-five minutes later, we are at the lighthouse which does not offer tours but does have a toilet available. Oh yeah, on the horizon past the lighthouse, you are looking at mud; the tide is still out. When the tide is in these channels in the foreground are filled with water.

Sheep on the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

Sheep are everywhere on the dike system, as is evidence of their passing. A lot of sheep, and you find a lot of sheep poop but no fiber anywhere. Not even a lamb sandwich was found.

A lone black-headed seagull soaring by against a gray sky at the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

Shorebirds are not here in big numbers yet. The occasional black-headed gull swoops by, but the cacophonous sound of flocks of seagulls is not to be heard. I dream about being here on a quiet summer day when Caroline and I can have a stretch of the Wat to ourselves to watch the shorebirds work the mudflats and marshes.

A drainage canal on the Wattenmeer that helps preserve the land

These lands have been worked for centuries as people have wrestled with nature to keep the land they have carved out of the sea. This is one of the many drainages that are kept clear so the land drains as the tide goes out. In this way, the land isn’t washed away and serves as sheep pasture. Unfortunately, we could not be here at the Wattenmeer for both low and high tide.

Another thatched roof house at the Wattenmeer in northwest Germany

This photo is being used not because the old house was built in 1737 it’s because the photo of the windmill I took didn’t turn out all that nice. Mühle Catharina (The Catherine Mill) is a three-story rental property that sleeps eight right in the windmill! If you want to book it, as we do and hopefully will someday, it costs €165 per day (about $200) with a minimum 1-week stay required. Located in Witzwort, Germany, it is a perfect location for a week of biking the flatlands of the Wattenmeer and even making a day excursion to Hamburg or even Copenhagen, Denmark.

The harbor of Husum, Germany

In Husum, the sun is struggling to work its way past the clouds that have dogged us all day; it’s uncertain if it will win. Neither of us knows a thing about this city and so we find a parking spot and start walking right on over to a maritime museum.

An old ship wreck on display at the North Frisian Maritime Museum in Germany

We don’t hesitate to pay the small fee to enter the North Frisian Maritime Museum. Inside and downstairs (near the toilets) is the museum’s newest big display item: the Uelvesbüll shipwreck. Discovered in a side channel near a dike, the wreck is over 400 years old. We can walk right up to it, even reach over and smell the wood. To stop the decay once it was pulled from the silt, preservationists cured the wreck in a giant vat of sugar water. According to the info on display, the sugar crystals create a protective seal of the wood, and the technique is far cheaper than the alternatives. I’m enchanted with what history this small ship may hide and wish to know more. Being here is also a reminder that there may be many more maritime museums along the English, Irish, Danish, French, Dutch, Spanish, and Belgian coastlines; we need to move to Europe.

A cicada enclosure made of whale bone on display at the North Frisian Maritime Museum in Husum, Germany

Never seen a whalebone scrimshaw cicada enclosure before; heck, I’ve never seen a cicada enclosure of any type prior to this one. In the case of various scrimshaws was this one particular item that fascinated me enough to want one. Of Moorish influence, this work of art was carved around the year 1700. Does someone out there want to make a 3D print of it?

A device for measuring the speed of a water craft as measured in "knots" on display at the North Frisian Maritime Museum in Husum, Germany

Caroline is a font of information; some of it she keeps to herself because she thinks it’s common knowledge. Almost under her breath, she suggests I must obviously know what this thing is that we are looking at. Of course – not, I reply. Did you ever wonder where the term “knots” came from for measuring the speed of a boat? Neither had I, but my wife knew. By throwing out a line and measuring the knots tied into the rope, a seaman could estimate the speed they were traveling by counting the knots unspooling against a measure of time. Thus, a speed could be calculated.

Notes that had at one time been tied to the leg of a pigeon used for communication. On display at the North Frisian Maritime Museum in Husum, Germany

Tauben-Depesche – Pigeon Dispatch. These small notes were once rolled up and attached to the legs of carrier pigeons. If nothing else brings you to the North Frisian Maritime Museum, surely a now-historic note that was once carried by a small bird must nag at your curiosity. The great forgotten things we can find in museums. I think I need more time to explore the world’s hidden treasures.

Our last glance at the sea in Dagebüll, Germany

By the time we exited the museum, the sun had peeked through the clouds, and with its light, a multitude of sun-seekers filled the town square with the intention of having an ice cream. That sounds great to us and we join in with a visit to Janny’s for something called the Eis & Heiss (Hot and Cold). The concoction is made of hot cherries, chocolate syrup, cherry water, and ice cream, all topped with whipped cream. Trying to use all the daylight we can, we continue the drive north for another 45 km (28 miles) before pulling into Dagebüll and the Hotel Neuwarft for some dinner and sleep. The room was great and inexpensive. Dinner at the hotel’s restaurant was also very good. All-in-all, it was a perfect day.

Going North – Closing Circles

The view from a roadside toilet facility called Krachgarten on the autobahn in Germany

This being Germany, there’s no better place to start with a scatology reference. After leaving Frankfurt early this morning on autobahn A5 for areas north, it wasn’t long before Caroline needed a rest stop. How about the next one? Sure. We slow down from 100 mph to 30 mph in seconds before zipping into the roadside toilet or the rest area called Krachgarten. Caroline bursts into laughter as “Krach” is noise (think farting), but the word is also similar to “Kack,” which is politely known as poop. So stopping at the noise garden to make some noise yourself fits the play on words that this is a noisy crap stop. While she runs to the toilet hut, I point my camera into the distance to capture this idyllic village nestled in the rolling hills. Before I finished shooting the panorama, it was immediately evident that Caroline was skipping out on making noise or water, which was what she really needed to do. Someone or something exploded in the women’s room; the shit had hit the fan and was flung far and wide. It’s not often that my wife can’t handle a rather disgusting loo, so this must have been exceptional. I asked if she took a photo, and she said, “Oooh,” refusing to go back to snap a pic. She laughed through her gagging as we sped back onto the autobahn.

Caroline Wise in front of the house where Konrad Duden lived in Bad Hersfeld, Germany

We had left Frankfurt without eating a thing because we just wanted to get out of town and feel like we were going somewhere. By the time we are approaching Bad Hersfeld, our stomachs are growling in German for food. Just what kind of town is this? We can’t find a bakery to save us from starvation; the only thing left to do is to violate a rule of manhood; we’ll stop and ask someone. But is it rule-breaking if you send the wife in your stead? I stop the car in front of an open flower shop, and wouldn’t you know that I would pull the car over in front of a historic house. Caroline is impressed; it’s the Duden House. Konrad Duden is the creator of Germany’s dictionary; it is he who became the bane of many a German learner who first noted the orthography (rules) for how the German language would be written, punctuated, hyphenated, and otherwise be made nearly impossible to learn by those of us lacking in linguistic skills.

The Bad Hersfeld Rathaus (City Hall) - Germany

A lady at the flower shop directed Caroline to go to the end of the road and park, and it would be obvious where the bakeries were. No, it isn’t. We finally figured it out, we are supposed to walk into the fussgänger zone (pedestrian area; every self-respecting German town has one). Now, we have four bakeries to choose from. The first didn’t strike a chord, a good thing too, as the one we chose had Zwiebelbrot (onion bread), which is an old favorite, and the bread we shared on the very first German road trip we took together back in 1989. We walked around for a moment, eating our breakfast before spotting this really cool Rathaus (City Hall) to ogle. At the left corner of the building is the Ratskeller, which is not a rat cellar. Ratskeller is a restaurant that is in or very near the city hall and is found in the basement. Only 90 minutes out of Frankfurt, and I’m starting to feel like this is a vacation.

Die Wölbung der Hände (The Curvature of the Hands) is a monument that stands at the former West German / DDR border near Helmstedt

First, we saw the monument, and then we saw the border crossing. That didn’t do us a lot of good, as autobahns are notorious for not having very many exits. At the next off-ramp, we left the highway and decided to use backroads to find our way first to the monument and then to the border check. Signs would be helpful back here; guessing was not. Finally, we find our way back to the autobahn, and this time, we are prepared to exit. This is the monument titled “Die Wölbung der Hände” or The Curvature of the Hands. These entwined hands are supposed to represent the coming back together of the two sides of Germany that existed during the Cold War, on to the next exit.

The former East German check point where drivers were inspected before traveling to Berlin, Germany

This is part of the old East German checkpoint where travelers would be inspected as they drove to West Berlin, which was a part of West Germany. Back during my military days, it was the Russians that we American troops had to clear with. This was an intimidating event for us as we had to turn over our passport, military I.D., and travel authorization to some Russian soldiers who worked on the other side of a divider that we couldn’t see through. The situation was quickly defused as a voice from beyond the wooden panel shoved some Russian medals under the divide and asked for twenty dollars. They needed cash like the rest of us. I told the faceless voice that I didn’t have $20, and he said “$10.” I told him I had five sold. With my inspection over, I was “free” to travel eastward to Berlin. Today, the checkpoint is a quiet reminder of a time that feels far away.

A house in Magdeburg, Germany where Jutta Engelhardt lived as a little girl

We weren’t supposed to drive so far east, but the detour felt like an obligatory one, and so we took it. Magdeburg was our destination. It was the childhood home of Caroline’s mom, Frieda Louise Auguste Jutta Linenkohl. Jutta is her preferred name. This house is part of the Schlachthof (slaughteryard) which is where her father worked, who was a veterinarian. Jutta was born on 25 July 1935 to Wilhelm and Helene Linnenkohl. She was the second born; her brother, who died during the war, was ten years her senior. During the war, Jutta and her family evacuated themselves 16 miles west to the small village of Druxberge due to the danger of living in a city that was starting to get bombed. Ultimately, the family settled in Hanover, another 75 miles west.

A building ornament depicting pigs going to market in the schlacthof area of Magdeburg, Germany

Jutta has never been back to Magdeburg, though she would love to visit. The next best thing was for us to visit, hence the detour. Most of the buildings in the area are falling apart, though there is visible evidence that the city is trying to save some of the structures. One building, in particular, has been converted into a large grocery store, Kaufland. In front of the store, we stopped for a couple of grilled sausages, grabbed a basket, and went shopping. With our onion bread from earlier, we needed some things to put on top of it. Salami and cheese sounded good, and so did the strawberries and oranges. Sadly, we didn’t see any goats, sheep, cattle, or pigs being brought to market, as depicted in this ornament on the facade of one of the buildings.

The Magdeburg Dom (Cathedral) in Germany

This stop in Magdeburg, as I said, was not scheduled, so we had little time for sightseeing. Not wanting to just shop, look, and run, we decided we had time for one more stop. The Magdeburg Dom (Cathedral) was our next stop. It was easy to choose this building as it towers over every other building in the Magdeburg area. Many of the other churches in town are now gone, destroyed to make way for other buildings, as communism/socialism had little use for these historic relics. Dynamite was the preferred method for elimination. Fortunately, not all churches suffered such a fate, such as this thick-walled giant. This cathedral is so well insulated that as we walk in, the first thing we notice is our warm breath billowing in front of us; it’s that cold.

Inside the Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Magdeburg, Germany

While I’m not a religious person, I am happy that these old cathedrals are still standing. They are often opulent and nearly always striking in their grandeur. There is trouble on the horizon, though, for some of these artifacts from our past: maintenance for a building this size and age is expensive. At what point do communities decide they are too costly? In other areas of Europe, I’ve traveled on previous visits; former churches have been converted to concert halls, private residences, and office space, but what would a city do with a cathedral of this stature in a place not on most tourists’ itinerary?

Pulpit detail at the Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

Within these houses of worship can be found some amazing art, sculptures, tapestries, and carvings. At the base of the pulpit was this beautiful piece of work; it is now part of our good fortune that it never came into contact with the destructive force of dynamite.

Queen Eadgyth, consort of Germany, entombed in Magdeburg, Germany

Update April 6, 2025: I added this poor quality photo of Queen Eadgyth, consort of Germany, entombed in the cathedral, as we just learned this day that following the examination of a lead casket below this tomb, it was discovered that it held the oldest remains of an English princess; Queen Edith as she was known in Germany. At the time of our visit to the cathedral, we knew nothing about this history, but upon reading the story, we wondered if we’d seen the monument; we had. Eadgyth died at 36 in 946, bearing at least two children with her husband, Otto the Great. Those descendants would go on to rule Germany until 1254.

Inside Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

Jesus on the cross at the Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

The colonade walkway (also known as the Cloister) of the Magdeburg Dom atrium in Germany

Sculpture from Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

The Magdeburg Dom was built in 1209 atop an older church founded in 937, making it the oldest Gothic cathedral in Germany. Back in the early 1500s, Martin Luther preached here during the Protestant Reformation, and then in the 1800s, with the city under Napoleon’s rule, the church was used for storage, including pens for keeping livestock. Since the fall of communism behind the Iron Curtain, the people of Magdeburg have raised over $2 million to renovate this historically important icon on their skyline. Let’s hope future generations see the importance of maintaining our cultural history.

Detail from the pulpit in the Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

It’s not easy walking through this cathedral so quickly, but we don’t have much time to give proper attention to the details on display. We can only look, register the memory in a moment, and move on. While my photos will give me something that allows me to linger for a time after getting home to Arizona, I’ll still have missed half of everything here that could have been collected by hungry eyes.

Outside looking up at the Magdeburg Dom (cathedral) in Germany

About to leave, the sky is looking a lot more inviting than when we arrived. If only we had a few more hours to hang out, set up a tripod, go on a docent-led tour, see the place lit up at night, or come back for a service when the organ is being played. Instead, we need to get back on the road for our long drive north to Lübeck.

Caroline Wise making onion bread and brie sandwiches on the road to Lübeck, Germany

Time to break out the Zwiebelbrot and brie; we’re hungry.

North German countryside

The north of Germany is a pretty flat area, making for some expansive vistas. With no time to stop for photos, I had to shoot this from the moving car. No worries, though; I slowed down to 80 mph.

Remnant of an old city gate in Stendal, Germany

Houses from the village of Stendal, Germany

Trying to drive around a village brought us right into the middle of town. Welcome to Stendal, Germany. This place dates from 1022 but didn’t really appear on the map until Albert the Bear granted the community “Market rights” in 1160. At that point, it quickly became an important member of the Hanseatic League. Back when I lived in Germany, I never recognized the “Hansa” designation or its importance. Only on this trip did Caroline ask if I knew the significance of a Hansa. The Hanseatic League was a confederation of merchant guilds that operated similarly to a union. The League provided protection and laws that governed merchants and the trade routes they operated in. In Lübeck back in 1159, the league was started by Henry the Lion, Duke of Saxony. Right in front of me, all these years have been a glaring example of the name at work to this day: Lufthansa!

Leaving Stendal in northern Germany

The broad sky, crepuscular rays, and dramatic clouds had us oohing and aahing in ways we didn’t 20 years ago while living over here. Maybe we were too jaded, or maybe too self-absorbed, but for whatever reason, today we have a greater appreciation for the beauty we are seeing out here on our first German road trip in nearly two decades.

The Elbe River during the late afternoon in the Wittenberge area of Germany

We were already on the bridge when we recognized that we needed to stop, but there was nowhere to stop on this part of the road. So we continue our drive. After about a mile, we figured out that our continuation wasn’t a great idea and turned around to get a better look. Just before the northern end of the bridge is a small parking area; we park and start the long walk to the middle of the bridge.

The wet lowlands of the Elbe River valley in the Wittenberge area of Germany

Looking east, we have a great view of the wetlands of the Elbe River valley. While it is still “winter” temperature-wise, it is a glorious day to be on the road.

Approaching the Ratzenburg area in Germany

Approaching Ratzeburg, we are short on time and nervous that the shop and sites we want to visit in Lübeck will be closed by the time we arrive. The only thing we can do is to take photos out of the windshield, and as we pass through Ratzeburg, we look on with dreams of our ultimate return. On that day we return, we’ll hopefully be on canoes rowing the Domsee, Kleinersee, and Ratzeburger See (lakes).

Caroline Wise in Lübeck, Germany riding a stone sheep

Lübeck, we have arrived. Hey John and Caroline Wise, we are closed. This is a bummer. The Niederegger shop is closed; they are the marzipan gods of Germany. The churches are closed. The Rathaus (city hall) is closed. Drats. At least this stone sheep can’t close or leave and so it will have to act as the main attraction.

Archway that is part of the Rathaus (city hall) in Lübeck, Germany

Just because the city is shutting down doesn’t mean there isn’t anything to do. There is plenty to see in nearly any European city while walking around. Above us is part of the Rathaus, and in the distance on the left is Niederegger. Pretty will have to suffice.

On the streets of Lübeck, Germany

Down one street, up another. We meander this way and then that way. If only we had a full day to explore Lübeck, or better yet, an entire weekend. Not far from where we parked, we spot a hotel and step in to learn the price. It’s too much for us; we’ll keep looking or head up the road. Hunger has returned, so we put the hunt for accommodations on hold and instead search for that special place that will sate our appetites.

Caroline Wise enjoying a beer at Im Alten Zolln in Lübeck, Germany

Right around the corner, we find the perfect place for dinner: Im Alten Zolln. Perfect because it’s right here, and our car is across the street and up the block a bit. As will be the routine for all meals while we are in Europe, Caroline starts her dining experience with a glass of beer or, when in Frankfurt, a glass of apple wine. I had something called Sauer Fleisch (sour meat) for dinner with roasted potatoes. Caroline ordered potato pancakes with smoked salmon. Full and energized, we decided against looking for a place in Lübeck and aimed the car towards Kiel. Driving further north better positions us for our goal of reaching and spending some quality time at Wattenmeer. You’ll have to read tomorrow’s entry to learn what the Wattenmeer is.

Sharing With Our Loved Ones

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

We are all rendered helpless at least twice in our lives: birth and death. Yet, at birth, we are tenderly cared for with love, attention, and laws that attempt to ensure our successful transition into a functionally competent young adult who will be ready to contribute to our society. Approaching death, we are often alone without the love or the attention of our families or our friends, as they may already be gone, or they, too, are suffering the isolation that plagues our later years.

From the wealthy enclave of Santa Barbara, California, to Europe’s banking capital in Frankfurt, Germany, we all too often find the elderly are a burden and frustration while we have all benefited from these parents and workers who probably did the best they could while they were young and able. But in our impatience, we are quick to satisfy our own needs with an indulgence verging on the obscenely vulgar while at the same time seeing the needs of the elderly as unreasonable.

How do we justify ignoring these vigor-impaired people who were once so important to our very existence? How do others live with themselves as they reveal their anger or disdain in the way they treat these people nearing the ends of their lives, as though they are but nuisance obligations that no longer deserve respect?

The negligence we offer the elderly while lavishing doting care and affection on dogs and cats is an abomination of our broken social contract that allows us to merrily put on display our shallowness by only embracing the young and beautiful, in addition to the cute and furry. If it weren’t for the fact that most of us will suffer the pains of time, maybe then I could understand that a fringe was being sacrificed for the betterment of the whole, but these people who paved the way for us are our future, they are who we will be someday.

Alone and often depressed in their private lives, they bloom in smiles and laughter when once again they find themselves in a setting with their friends and family, even when enduring the pain and hardship of illness or loss that has brought them into the situation of being hospitalized or placed in hospice. Where were we when they needed us to help ensure they wouldn’t hurt themselves? What of the societal responsibility to protect them from inadvertent self-abuse through their own neglect?

For a moment, one can find hope in the despairing moments our elderly loved ones spend in hospitals and rehabilitation centers as we once again see their spirit and ability to fit in with those around them. But all too soon, they will find themselves returned to the lonely isolation that distanced them from our ideas of normal. They are not to blame, just as an infant cannot take responsibility for their own helplessness. Babies have not yet made friends, nor can they communicate very effectively in a complex world they have yet to comprehend. On the other hand, the elderly are trying to comprehend a world that has become faster and more advanced in the complexities that often exceed their abilities. Do we help these people or push them to the side?

Too often, our own sense of responsibility to ourselves leaves us with the easy and selfish choice of tossing these once productive and caring people to the curb of obscurity to die alone after suffering a growing sense of failure; why else are they now alone in a world that works best when we are laughing and sharing in our success?

My mother-in-law is a survivor of World War II and, as a young girl, had to deal with the hunger and destruction of the country she was born in, along with the death of her brother in battle and the subsequent abuse from a mother who suffered too with the incomprehensible loss. Now, after the war, she is at the mercy of those around her who try to find the time to share with her while she’s losing her sense of place and likely her home so others may care for her and her encroaching weakness.

During her early life, she studied medicine and gave life to two girls: my wife and her sister. She helped countless others who were in desperate need of life-saving services in her capacity while working for the local blood donor service. Not only are those who give blood of importance to the ill and critically hurt, but those who make it their life’s work to accept these donations enable the conduit between those who are in need and those who work tirelessly to save lives. And yet most of her days are now spent with a newspaper or television. Some of her friends have already passed. Guilt tells her that her needs are not important; one mustn’t burden those who are entangled with lives that surely have no time for someone becoming frail of mind and or body.

This sweet woman needs little more than a buttered bread and her family’s love. Other sweet old ladies have trouble getting either. Even on those occasions when my mother-in-law is, for a moment, the center of attention, I know this will be short-lived, not only because we will return to our “busy” lives but because she can no longer be in this life much longer.

I do not know with any precision how much longer she will be with us, but I do have to face that within weeks, she’ll again be alone. When she’s gone, we, too, will be a little more alone as the cycle of our own aging process moves us closer to the lonely door of death.

Frankfurt Day 10

One of the subway trains that runs through Zeilweg, the stop near Stephanie and Klaus Engelhardt in Heddernheim, Germany

This is the train stop we use to get out of and back into Heddernheim, a suburb of Frankfurt where Klaus, Stephanie, and Katharina live. For €6.40 (about $8.00), I can buy a ticket that is good all day for as many stops as I want to make while traveling through the various communities of Frankfurt. With the difficulty in finding parking, paying for it, and the delays encountered during commute hours, it is a great deal and even greater convenience to ride the trains through this densely packed city. Those rumors of German efficiency are definitely true regarding train and bus service. We never wait more than seven or eight minutes for a train and maybe up to 15 minutes for a bus, but more often than not, we only wait about two minutes before the German mass transit system shows its punctual face and whisks us off to our destination.

Green Cabbage and sausage for breakfast in Frankfurt, Germany

We skipped the food cart at Hauptwache today, opting to go to a local Metzgerei (butcher) on Bergerstrasse. I’ve been enjoying pork-belly sandwiches for days now, but today I’m trying something new: grünkohl mit wurst (green cabbage with sausage). The cabbage is dark because it’s not the light green cabbage we are familiar with in America; it is a dark green cabbage and is more like something between spinach and chard. Cooked with juniper berries and who knows what else, it made for an interesting breakfast. While this is not my typical morning fare, I am using every opportunity to try all that I can before the end of our time in Germany.

At the corner of Saalburgstrasse in Frankfurt, Germany

From Bergerstrasse, we are quickly on Saalburgstrasse, the street Jutta lives on. We are also starting to sense the first hint of spring might be on the way, though the trees are still bare. It’s supposed to be a warm 12 Celsius today (53 Fahrenheit); from the look of the sky, we could be persuaded that the weatherman might be right. I don’t remember what we were doing at Jutta’s apartment today; seems like we’ve been stopping here every other day, though.

Every day, Jutta looks a little bit better, and also, on these visits, she seems to be walking better and better. So good, in fact, she thinks she doesn’t always need her walking braces; we are not impressed. But we are thoroughly happy with how good she looks and her great attitude in getting through this mobility setback. All of us involved in Jutta’s life, including her, believe she’s doing very well, in large part because of how thrilled she is that we are here visiting with her every day. For the next hours, until shortly before her dinner break, we spent the better part of the morning and afternoon chatting.

The Lame Ass (Lahmen Esel) restaurant in Frankfurt, Germany

Part of the pleasure of being back in Frankfurt is that I’m now old enough to have put away food phobias and am far more interested in trying new old things such as I hope to find here at “Zum Lahmen Esel” which translates to ‘The Lame Ass.’

Caroline Wise about to enjoy an apfelwein (apple wine) at Zum Lahmen Esel in Frankfurt, Germany

Frankfurt is well known for its drink of choice, apfelwein (apple wine). Every German restaurant we go to the first thing ordered is a glass of apfelwein for Caroline, an old favorite. She’s already had enough of them that she’s started wondering out loud if she’s turning into a lush. I reassure her that she’ll have to drink three or four of these a night if that’s her aspiration. After one, she smiles enough that her cheeks start to hurt; I guess one a day is enough.

Blutwurst und Kartoffeln von Zum Lahmen Esel in Frankfurt, Germany

Tonight, I’m here for a food challenge, though I’ll only dip my toe into these difficult waters. While I order schnitzel with green sauce and fried potatoes, Caroline goes for “heaven and earth.” This is the translated name for blutwurst (blood sausage) with roasted onions and mashed potatoes, with the idea that I will be trying this formerly unappealing dish that I would have never touched when I was in my 20s or early 30s. Turns out that this stuff is pretty good, but I only tried a tiny bite. Time to man up and get a chunk of blood sausage; nearly certain that with a mouth full, I’ll realize the yuck factor and determine that this stuff is not for me. I remain surprised that I do somehow enjoy this meal. While we don’t split our dishes 50/50, I’m sure I’ll try this again to see if other preparations are, dare I say, as yummy as this one at the Lame Ass was.

Caroline’s Father: Hanns Engelhardt

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Karlsruhe, Germany

Meet Caroline’s father, Hanns Christian Joachim Engelhardt. While Caroline’s mother has visited the states nearly a dozen times, Hanns, who is a retired Supreme Court Judge and is presently an Anglican Reverend of the Episcopal Church, has maintained a very busy life that seldom has allowed him long vacations. This is in part why we haven’t seen Hanns in the 18 years we’ve lived away from Germany, plus the fact that we hadn’t returned during all those years.

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt, in the robe he wore as a Supreme Court Judge

Today, Hanns lives in Karlsruhe not far from the court he served. This learned and friendly man is exuberant in his joy of life and where his passions have taken him. We only spent a few hours in Karlsruhe but had the time to share lunch and a few year’s worth of stories. At nearly 80 years old he is in the process of authoring a book about American ecclesiastical law; this is not his first foray into writing. Though what would one expect from a man sitting on a Supreme Court for the majority of his daughter’s life? Above is Hanns in his judge’s robes.