Real Purpose

Early morning in Santa Monica, California

The real purpose of this weekend trip to Los Angeles was not to go to Disneyland or see Toy Story; it is related to the reason we are here on a Monday morning, and considering we are rarely in L.A. outside a Friday night through Sunday, it must be important.

Caroline Wise in Santa Monica, California

Trust me, it wasn’t just so we could have breakfast like a couple of swingers at Swingers Diner.

Early morning in Santa Monica, California

Nor was it to gaze at the full moon.

Hollywood, California

Caroline had an appointment with the German Consulate to get fingerprinted so she could get a new passport. Of course, this being a government office, it is only open Monday through Friday. After an uneventful, pleasant, even visit with a German official for the first time in over 15 years, we had some time left before having to return to Phoenix. This was our view from the waiting room at the German Consulate.

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

And with that, we pointed the car back west on Wilshire Blvd not quite ready to leave Los Angeles, and so we paid a visit to the Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary. This is the famous resting spot where Marylin Monroe is entombed.

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

Talk about a love/hate relationship. I did not like Ray Conniff, I’m not old enough, but that he’d have this nod to Somewhere My Love on his gravestone is kind of peculiar as the music to that song was Lara’s Theme (Doctor Zhivago)  from Maurice Jarre (Composer for Lawrence of Arabia – a favorite of ours) who passed away earlier this year, father of Jean-Michel Jarre who I did grow up really liking so I guess this creates some mixed feelings.

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

On the other hand, here’s Dean Martin, who I can’t listen to today, but when I was a kid, I loved every Martin & Lewis film I could watch as the chemistry between Jerry Lewis and this guy was perfect to me when I was ten years old. I suppose I can also admit to enjoying his musical schtick with this suave character who always seemed a bit drunk and too cool. But if I ever have to hear That’s Amore again, it will be too soon.

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

And then there are all these other famous dead people from my childhood, including Eddie Albert of Green Acres fame, Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau, Carroll O’Connor from All in the Family, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Wilder, Natalie Wood, and Bob Crane of Hogan’s Heroes who was murdered in Scottsdale, Arizona. Don Knotts, Mel Torme, Heather O’Rourke, Peggy Lee, Merv Griffin, and Truman Capote are all laid to rest here too.

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

Our favorite headstones were from Merv Griffin, which read, “I will not be right back after this message,” and Jack Lemmon’s, which simply reads, “Jack Lemmon in.”

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park & Mortuary in Los Angeles, California

And with that, it was time to return to Phoenix, Arizona, before we grew too comfortable here.

Toy Story in 3D

Hollywood Farmers Market, California

We had time to burn, but not so much time we could revisit Disneyland this morning, so instead, we went to the next best thing, a farmer’s market. Not just any market either, but the zoo that is the Hollywood Farmer’s Market. The one where Scientology is always in the background, where the market band could be pop stars next year, or you could get mugged by a crazed former child actor.

Hollywood Farmers Market, California

As where we used to come here relatively often to stock up on fresh veggies but now rely on Tonopah Rob for those luxuries, we were here for reconnaissance on his behalf, allowing him to have a second-hand look at what our California neighbors are offered and what they pay.

Oki Dog in Los Angeles, California

Yep, Oki Dog for the lunchtime win with a pastrami burrito that KILLS.

El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California

After sixteen hours in Disneyland, what could be more fun than going to El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood to see Toy Story and Toy Story 2 in 3D with special live guest appearances by Jessie, Woody, and Buzz Lightyear – exactly, we couldn’t think of anything else either, and so that’s precisely what we did.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California

We had ordered our tickets weeks before our little weekend trip to Los Angeles and scored 7th-row center reserved seating. What we didn’t know was that our tickets came with free drinks, a souvenir container of popcorn with a free refill, and during intermission, they were giving us a sliced apple snack.

Organist at El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California

Before the screen went up, we were treated to some live Wurlitzer organ music. This historic instrument, built in the 1920s, was originally installed in 1929 at the San Francisco Fox Theatre. Today, the organ rises from below the stage level at the El Capitan and uses over 2,500 pipes installed on each side of the theatre.

Live presentation at showing of Toy Story at El Capitan Theater in Hollywood, California

After our 20-minute concert, the organ disappeared, and the crowd went wild when Jessie, Woody, and Buzz took the stage. Who knew this ensemble could dance so well? We spent the rest of the afternoon watching Toy Story and Toy Story 2 in 3D.

Bee Gees Hollywood Walk of Fame in California

To finish off the day, we made a pilgrimage to the Bee Gees’ star on Hollywood Blvd. We know how to live large!

Disneyland All Day and Night

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Today, we visited Disneyland in Anaheim, California. We took close to a thousand photos between 7:30 a.m. and midnight when we left the park.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Seasonally appropriate, the park was decked out in candy corn and pumpkin decorations. Our first task was to race over to “Ghost Galaxy” – Space Mountain rebranded for Halloween – before the lines grew too long.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

With that out of the way, the next most important thing was the “first churro” of the day!

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

It was obvious to us anyway that “We can’t get enough of The Nightmare Before Christmas treatment the Haunted House gets year after year” would be up next.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Yep, it’s just perfect.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Keeping with the dark ambiance theme, Pirates of the Caribbean was a natural fit.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

And no visit to Disneyland would be complete without heading out for a genuine Jungle Cruise.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Oh, who am I fooling? It’s a Small World is an obligatory stop in our book, too.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Then there’s the good ‘ole Alice in Wonderland ride; we love it, too.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Well, truth be told, Alice would be nothing without the Cheshire Cat.

Caroline Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

I don’t know about you, but I think my wife looks hot riding a Dumbo.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Yep, we do all the old cheesy rides.

Caroline Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

We also try to do all the new rides again and again, and then yet again.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Seriously though, I don’t think that it’s Buzz Lightyear here that’s the draw; it’s the Little Green Men.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Earlier, as in shortly after entering the park, we hopped aboard the newly rebranded Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage, but none of those photos worked out.

Caroline Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Yeah buddy, time for Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride because everyone must ride the toad at least once in life.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

And if you can’t afford a real ride down the Mississippi, there’s always the Mark Twain Riverboat included with your Disney admission that is almost as good as the real thing.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Crazy to think that by this time of the day, I’d almost shot 500 photos to get to the 18 being shared above.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

That’s how we feel the whole time we are at Disneyland.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

No trip to Disneyland could ever be complete without visiting the Enchanted Tiki Room.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

You know that part during the Tiki Room War Chant when the orchids start singing;

Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la
Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la
Hanu lipo ita paalai

And then, as the song ends, thunder strikes, and rain streams down the windows; this was when I was young; I’d cry because now we would have to go outside and it’s raining at Disneyland. I just love the magic that is found in this park because we’d step outside, and the sky was blue.

Caroline Wise, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, and John Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

On the way to Mickey’s Toontown, standing against a rail next to a tree, there he was, President Lindberg – no, we are not confusing our Presidents. Initially, I walked by and thought this guy looked familiar; as Caroline caught up with me, I asked her, “Isn’t that….?” and she quickly answered, “Yes, that’s Tiny Lister.” Tommy “Tiny” Lister has a special place in our memories from his role as President Lindberg in the movie The Fifth Element – one of our all-time favorite movies and one of the few we have honestly seen more than half a dozen times.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Save Toontown till late in the day, and all the parents will have taken their kids to dinner and bed after a busy day, leaving this corner of the park to us adults who never want to quit.

Caroline Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Aside from all the slobber and boogers all over everything, it is as though we are on a private after-hours tour.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Just hours ago, there were thousands of kids filling every square foot of the streets and while their energy is missing, the delight of Toontown is in full force.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Nothing like a late-night visit back to It’s a Small World.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

Great way to end the night ready to barf after stepping off these. Nope.

Caroline Wise at Disneyland in Anaheim, California

The last two hours in the park are just the best; we are tired, and our feet are sore, but all the frantic noises and rushing around have wound down. Everyone else is taking their time and slowly appreciating the things we all raced by earlier.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

We watched a spectacular Halloween fireworks show this evening, the best we’ve ever seen at Disneyland here in Anaheim, although Disneyworld 1999 still holds firm as the most epic fireworks show witnessed by the two of us. The only line we didn’t endure today was for Splash Mountain but darn near everything else was ridden twice.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

It’s just before midnight as we leave through the gate we entered 16 hours ago. This really is the Happiest Place on Earth.

Disneyland in Anaheim, California

And yes, we are living happily ever after.

Going Home

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

This is our last day in the Washington, D.C. area and we don’t have a lot of time to goof around before our flights leave in the afternoon. The plan had been to split our time between the National Arboretum and Baltimore. The arboretum is somewhat off the beaten path for those visiting our nation’s capital. Our GPS is a trail guide unit, so its clarity in giving details regarding city locations is hit-and-miss. We found the arboretum, but not before we missed our turn and had to double back off the Baltimore-Washington Parkway. Once we entered, just behind the visitor center, we encountered this koi pond whipped into a multi-colored feeding frenzy by a group of school children offering treats.

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

A small corner of the arboretum is dedicated as the National Bonsai Garden where we marvel at this Japanese White Pine in training since 1625. This just blows the mind, considering how many pairs of hands have nurtured this tree for nearly 400 years.

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

Other than for the school groups that make their way out here, this doesn’t seem to be one of the more popular D.C. stops, kind of like the Washington Cathedral we visited back in May.

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

Away from the noise, not that there’s a lot of that out here, we are all alone among the Corinthian columns. Not just any columns either; these once supported the East Portico of the U.S. Capitol from 1828 to 1958, when an expansion required their removal. They sat in storage for years until 1984, when they took their place here at the National Arboretum. Like a ruin in ancient Greece, these columns stand proudly on a hill as though they had been here for centuries.

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

Trails crisscross the arboretum through various terrains with a tremendous assortment of plant life on display. We make our way from a herb garden to a trail that wends its way through Fern Valley. The last area we have time to visit is the Asian Collection.

National Arboretum in Washington D.C.

After studying a map of the Asian Collection we choose to follow yet another path. It doesn’t look possible that we’ll see even a fraction of the garden, but the trails are not as long as we first thought, and soon, we have covered a wide area. One trail takes us to the Anacostia River; our return has us going uphill to Hickey Hill Road, walking along some dense trees and various Asian plants that are most often marked with a plaque imprinted with the plant’s botanical name. My apologies for repeating this so often, but we should have had more time to explore this place. Again, we are visiting a location with much to offer and is of great curiosity to us, but time is not on our side. Yet another reason for a return trip to the Washington, D.C. area.

Jessica Aldridge, Caroline Wise, and John Wise in Baltimore, Maryland

Back on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway we head directly to downtown Baltimore and stop at the visitors center. What can someone do with just a couple of hours to see Baltimore? I loved the answer we were offered, which was, “Take the water taxi across the harbor,” so that’s just what we did as it’s not every day we are on water taxis.

Baltimore, Maryland

“Follow that with a walk through Little Italy, have a bite to eat, see some historic sites related to the Star-Spangled Banner, and then come back someday when you have more time.”

Baltimore, Maryland

That all sounded great, and so that’s just what we did and will do.

Baltimore, Maryland

The paninis and mufalato from Vaccaro’s Pastry Shop were fantastic.

Baltimore, Maryland

This is the Star-Spangled Banner Flag House, where in 1813, Mary Pickersgill made the flag that in 1814 was hoisted at nearby Fort McHenry. Francis Scott Key penned the lyrics of the national anthem after seeing that the flag was still waving after a 25-hour attack by the British.

Baltimore, Maryland

We didn’t take a tour of Fort McHenry today, which proved wrongheaded because when we returned a month later, we arrived in poor weather.

Baltimore, Maryland

I wonder if Baltimore’s nickname is the City of Red Brick?

Baltimore, Maryland

Like I said.

Back to the car for the short drive to the airport, dropping Jessica at her terminal with minutes to spare before her flight takes off while we have a few more hours before our departure back to Phoenix.

Washington D.C.

Caroline Wise, Jessica Aldridge, and John Wise in front of the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

What promises to be a long day began with Caroline, Jessica, and I walking south on 11th Street to Pennsylvania Avenue, around the Old Post Office, continuing south on 12th Street between the Department of Commerce and the Internal Revenue Service. Right on Constitution Avenue and over to the Washington Monument. On our previous visits to the nation’s capital, tickets for going to the top of the monument had been sold out; this time, I planned well in advance.

View from the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

We were first in line, and first through security, then we waited with everyone else to ride the elevator to the top. The Washington Monument was constructed between 1848 and 1884. Lack of funds and the Civil War were some of the reasons this 555-foot obelisk took so long to build. Today we are riding to the top of what at one time was the tallest building on earth. Once inside, our first view is looking north to the White House on a beautiful blue sky day.

View from the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

The small windows looking west are occupied by other tourists, but the south windows are free, offering us a great view of the Jefferson Memorial, the Tidal Basin, and the Potomac flowing to the south. What a thrill to be up here; we take our time to inspect the granite, how the pieces were fitted together, the holes cut through the granite above us, which house the red blinking lights that warn aircraft that the Washington Monument stands here.

View from the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

On the eastern side of the monument, the scenery is bathed in a blue haze; the sun over the Capitol is stopping me from getting a nice picture with all of the glare that’s over there. Next time in D.C., we’ll reserve a late afternoon tour just so we can see the U.S. Capitol from above, glowing in the golden light of sunset. Looking northeast, I was able to take the photo above with fairly good results. Remember, I am shooting through glass that doesn’t look as if it is cleaned every day. In the photo above, the first building on the left and the massive one with the interesting circle and half-circle next to it belong to the Department of Commerce – a huge agency indeed. If you are familiar with D.C., you’ll notice the Old Post Office with its tower; the building in front of it is the Internal Revenue Service. The two buildings on the right are the Smithsonian National Museum of American History and the National Museum of Natural History.

View from the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

Now clear of other visitors, the western windows offer us a view of the Lincoln Memorial, the Reflecting Pool, and the National World War II Memorial. The buildings to the right are the Federal Reserve, the National Academy of Engineering, and the State Department. Out of view to the southwest is the Pentagon. I did shoot a number of panoramas while up here, but none of them gave me the results I’d hoped for.

Jessica Aldridge in the Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

At each window is a photographic diagram showing three different views of the same scene across time. For example, on the western view, you see an image from 1901 with what looks like a swamp next to the Potomac with a dotted overlay showing where the Lincoln Memorial and Reflecting Pool sit today. The next image is from 1920, with the majority of the monument built, but the entire site is still under construction. The last image is from 1999 and some buildings that had been north of the Reflecting Pool have been replaced by a carp pond. The construction for the World War II Memorial hadn’t been started yet, either. On the ride down, the elevator stops, and the lighting changes, allowing us to see through opaque doors some of the dedications made in granite on the interior of the monument. I may sound like a broken record, but we are thrilled to have had the opportunity to see all of this.

Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.

I have no idea how I had this vantage point above so much, and yet obviously not from the heights of the Washington Monument. By the way, it’s at this point, 13 years after the majority of this blog post was already written up, that I’m adding more photos and a bit more text, starting with this image right here. It’s 2022 when I’m working through these entries, which I believe I pointed out in the previous posts.

Washington Monument in Washington D.C.

Those tiny rectangles up there are the windows we were just looking through on the Washington Monument. While the day could have easily revolved around nothing more than visiting the immediate area right here, we do have other plans.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

East on the National Mall, we walked towards the Capitol until we reached the Natural History Museum.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

In May, when we visited with my mother-in-law, there was an event being held in the museum that cut our visit short. Caroline, in particular, had wanted to return to spend more time at the exhibit titled ‘Written in Bone.’

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

We spend two hours here, seeing lots of dinosaur skeletons, fossils, minerals, precious gems, and human bones, but look forward to the day we might be able to dwell from opening to closing, reading and studying the displays.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

A giant nautiloid fossil.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

A Triassic-age relative of the crocodile.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

An example from the Lepidotes species of fish that is now extinct.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

We can all be happy that this line of amphibians didn’t survive very long out of the Paleozoic/Permian periods, as who the hell would want to see a line of frogs descended from these monsters?

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

Various soil types from states across America this is just a small sample of them.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

In May when we visited the Jamestown settlement, we had seen that some of their exhibits were on loan to the Smithsonian for the exhibition titled, you guessed it, Written in Bone. This is one of those exhibits.

Smithsonian Castle in Washington D.C.

Across the Mall, we enter the Castle. The Smithsonian Information Center and administrative offices are housed here. The Castle was the first building built for what would, by the time of our visit, encompass a total of sixteen museums and the National Zoo. As you enter the Castle, on your left is the tomb of James Smithson, from whose charitable gift the Smithsonian was established on July 1st, 1836.

National Museum of Natural History in Washington D.C.

The collection pieces on display in the Castle are taken from the various other museums within D.C.

Smithsonian Castle in Washington D.C.

Sure, there were other things seen and photographed, but I don’t have a lifetime to note the many details of inventory of what we’ve seen, so I must be moving on.

Rose in Washington D.C.

Between the museums, there are other things to see, such as beautiful roses.

National Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C.

On our way to the newest addition to the Smithsonian, we dipped into the National Air and Space Museum. After flying Southwest Airlines so many times over the previous years, I had forgotten how large a 747 is; the front side of one of these trans-continental jumbos is on exhibit, complete with a cockpit, offering us a look into this giant of the skies. Obviously, the Spirit of St. Louis is not a 747.

National Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C.

Seeing the model for the Hubble Telescope was nothing less than amazing; I thought it would have been a lot smaller. The same goes for Skylab; a life-size model is on display, and with a line of visitors snaking around it before reaching inside, you can guess this is a popular display. Skylab crashed back to earth in 1979, all 77.5 tons of it.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

On September 21, 2004, the National Museum of the American Indian opened its doors. This is our first visit, and to be honest, I had anticipated this particular museum would be a disappointment. The reason I assumed that is because the American Indian typically gets short-changed, and maybe this effort would appear to be a cheap second thought.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

I was wrong – very wrong. The five-story building and water features as you approach are beautiful. Walking through the doors, you can’t help but be impressed with the flow of things. The museum’s architect, Douglas Cardinal, is a Blackfoot Indian; his work is amazing.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

On display is part of a collection of more than 800,000 objects as well as a portion of the more than 125,000 images in the archive.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

There are many exhibits dedicated to particular tribes, with contemporary and historical pieces presenting these peoples and cultures. And it is not just the North American Indians here; the Native people of South and Central America also find representation.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

Guilt and shame are horrible traits of a people that claim to be modern and enlightened.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

I think we can see where Walt Disney lifted his inspiration for a famous mouse.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

Nope, just a lot of nope. If I ever saw another human being running at me wearing a mask made of a hornet’s nest, I’d be miles away.

National Museum of the American Indian in Washington D.C.

The Mitsitam Native Foods Cafe was closing when we were finishing our tour of the museum. The menu changes over the year but has featured buffalo steak, aji amarillo mashed yucca, banana-wrapped bluefish, dried red corn with chili salad, cornmeal crusted fried frog legs, wild-cinnamon-and-juniper-glazed acorn squash – next time; we are in Washington, D.C. we will try to take most of our meals right here.

U.S. Capitol in Washington D.C.

Good thing we have so many spectacular photos of this building.

National Portrait Gallery in Washington D.C.

The National Portrait Gallery was our next stop. On previous visits, Caroline and I have toured the White House, the U.S. Capitol, and the Supreme Court.

National Portrait Gallery in Washington D.C.

We have visited other units within the Smithsonian, the Lincoln, Jefferson, and Roosevelt Memorials, the Vietnam and Korean War Memorials, the National Archives, the Library of Congress, the Holocaust Museum, Ford’s Theater, Washington National Cathedral, and some other places but on this trip, we have been trying to fill in some gaps of a few of the places we have not been.

National Portrait Gallery in Washington D.C.

As is usual with our travels, there is never enough time to see and do all we might like to do. It’s barely an hour in the Portrait Gallery before we have to leave; this was planned as our last afternoon stop because the Portrait Gallery is open until 7:00 p.m. daily.

Jessica Aldridge at the U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

For our final destination of the day at the U.S. Naval Observatory, the Metro in the direction of Shady Grove was the subway we needed to board.

Caroline Wise at the U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

Multi-pass.

U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

By an incredible stroke of luck with a small window of opportunity, I somehow managed to snag reservations for one of the infrequent Monday-only tours of the U.S. Naval Observatory. You must arrive by 8:00 p.m., but we took no chances and arrived a half-hour early. At 8:00, the security check began, and soon, we were wearing the badges that would have to be worn during our stay at the Observatory.

Caroline Wise at the U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

While we did get the chance to look at Jupiter and its moons, we sadly did not have the same luck in spotting our Vice President Joe Biden – the Vice President’s residence is here on the Observatory grounds. Our tour consisted of learning about the Naval Observatory’s job of being one of the keys to measuring time for the United States – and the world – and how, back before atomic clocks, the observatory was used to fix on particular stars measuring their transit and then syncing clocks so that a recognized source could be established that business and government would accept as being a true measure of accurate time.

U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

Finally, a visit to the observatory library and a terrific chance to see one of the world’s greatest collections of books regarding astronomy and mathematics, with one book on display dating from 1611-1612.

U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

It was now after 10:00 p.m., we were hungry, and the tour was over. Great, we are quite the distance from a Metro station, there is no taxi stand nearby, and our feet are killing us. Fortunately, it wasn’t long after we started walking down Massachusetts Avenue that we were able to flag down a taxi moving in the opposite direction as us; thanks, unknown taxi man. Dinner was at Harry’s on the ground floor of our hotel; sleep didn’t show up until midnight.