Forgotten Oregon II – Day 2

Disclaimer: This post is one of those that ended up being written years after the experience was had. Sadly, there were no notes taken so whatever is shared here must be extracted from the images and what memories they may have lent us. Fortunately, there was an itinerary still in my directory of travel plans, so that will help with some details. As to why this wasn’t noted or blogged about, I was in the throes of writing/editing my book Stay In The Magic and felt that any other deep writing would derail that fragile effort.

There are times when we take photos so late in the day that they end up in the next day’s image folder because of their date stamps. That is at least what I thought about the photo above, but sure enough, it was taken early in the morning of our trip north. The sign should be the giveaway of why we drove to this particular city.

I just lost 30 minutes of writing because I felt the need to track down the location where this photo was taken, and it turns out that it is “Area 101” in Laytonville, California. Other than the obvious that it is a roadside attraction, it also has been part of a Marijuana grow and was the location of 2010’s Emerald Cup, a cannabis-related music festival. It seems as if they are now called Healing Harvest Farms. I can tell you that we’ve stopped here many a time to appreciate the psychedelic nature of it all (and the clean facilities nearby – Caroline).

Twenty years of passing through the Redwoods and we’ve yet to go into Confusion Hill, but someday we will.

It’s hard to stop at the cheesy tourist attractions that dot the road through here, even though many of them are from a bygone era and won’t be here forever. The draw of the road to see the trees, the lighting, and our excitement at getting up to the coast are usually so overwhelming that we just keep on driving with the idea that “next time,” we’ll stop. Hey, we did eventually visit the Trees of Mystery with its 49-foot statue of Paul Bunyan and a 35-foot statue of Babe the Blue Ox. And just last year (I’m writing this in 2021, remember?), we visited the Prehistoric Gardens near Port Orford, Oregon.

I’d like to say I didn’t want to go there, but the longer I looked at this image, trying to figure out what to write, the more I saw my wife standing in the vagina of the tree. Sadly, I apparently cut off the clitoris up at the top, and while the nub in front of Caroline’s right knee could easily be seen as the butthole, I can’t explain the tear adjacent to it unless I start exploring the idea of trees fisting other trees. [John clearly doesn’t understand female anatomy – Caroline]

Caroline was probably thinking of cutting that last line, but I hope to reassure her that nobody will ever see these old blog posts that are buried a thousand posts deep. Maybe the reader is incredulous that I would vulgarize a beautiful image of nature with my wife wearing her alien pink snail penis hat penetrating the interior of the tree vulva; well, blame the internet, as I’m sure I found something along these lines on some porn site. By the way, don’t even ask where I go for my porn. At this point, I should also come clean that whenever we pass the Trees of Mystery site we always marvel at Babe’s really big blue balls.

Nope, nothing phallic or carnal here, just big trees and a view I find appealing.

What’s up with these prisons in beautiful settings? Like San Quentin Prison on the San Francisco Bay, here’s the High Rock Conservation Camp in the Redwoods, where inmates who help with things like fire suppression are housed. I don’t know why I find it wrong that prisoners should live in places unaffordable to average mortals instead of being housed in places like the Chuckawalla Valley State Prison off the 10 Freeway on our way home near Blythe, California.

Trees in the fog like gorillas in the mist, something I could look at all day, not that I’ve ever personally watched gorillas in the mist, but I would like to.

While we were just at the coast yesterday, there’s something about arriving at the northern coast that feels like we finally reached the ocean.

Late fall, early winter days at the ocean when the beach can be all yours.

Close-up of the alien pink snail penis hat, or should that be an alien snail-penis hat in pink? [Clearly a pussy hat way before its time – Caroline]

Considering that there were probably less than 50 people on this isolated beach over the intervening seven years, it’s pretty dangerous out here.

You can tell we’ve reached Oregon; the sun is gone, the beach is replaced with rocks, and there are no smiling people in the photo.

A sign you will NEVER see at Newport Beach in Southern California.

We are staying at Carl G. Washburne State Park in a yurt this evening with wishes for good weather tomorrow as we are planning a really long hike.

Forgotten Oregon II – Day 1

Disclaimer: This post is one of those that ended up being written years after the experience was had. Sadly, there were no notes taken so whatever is shared here must be extracted from the images and what memories they may have lent us. Fortunately, there was an itinerary still in my directory of travel plans, so that will help with some details. As to why this wasn’t noted or blogged about, I was in the throes of writing/editing my book Stay In The Magic and felt that any other deep writing would derail that fragile effort.

If you’ve read the previous two travel posts that were titled “Forgotten…” you might have noticed that there was a Day Zero entry that this one is missing. Well, there wasn’t a single photo of our drive from Phoenix, Arizona, to Goleta, California, where we had booked a room at the Motel 6 on Calle Real.

The reason that I’m pointing out that we stayed on Calle Real is that right across the street was where we wanted to take the person traveling with us for breakfast, Backyard Bowls. We fell in love with their acai bowls and hot porridges on previous visits to our great aunt and uncle Burns, who lived right up the street.

We have 485 miles scheduled for today’s drive, but since most of it will be on Highway 1 and knowing how slow we will be, had we not staged ourselves on the north side of Los Angeles, we’d never get to Oregon. Not that we are going to arrive in Oregon at the end of this day but it is the main destination of this vacation.

With us is Caroline R. I’m leaving her relatively anonymous as she represents another friendship we wrecked. We were out here to share coastal Highway 1 with her since, if my memory serves me, she’d never been out on this stretch of scenic beauty. So, it was obligatory that we’d stop at a few key locations for her to visit the more iconic places, according to John and Caroline anyway.

The elephant seals are from a colony hanging out in the shadow of the closed Piedras Blancas Motel.

Maybe you are wondering now that I’ve baited you, how did we dash another friendship upon the rocks?  It was during this, our first trip with Caroline R., that we learned that we really weren’t compatible traveling with her, but a larger can of worms was looming on the horizon. We’d already invited her to join us on a whitewater trip into the Yukon and Alaska to raft the Alsek River the following summer, and it was at the end of that rafting trip that everything unraveled. After the Oregon trip, we tried, again and again, to let her know that it was okay if she felt like backing out of Alaska, but she never picked up on the clues, and we were too chickenshit to tell her that, while we loved meeting with her and her husband in Phoenix, we felt that traveling with her was unbearable to us. But why, John? For some people, it seems they are more comfortable sharing what they don’t like than what they do like. We, on the other hand, don’t need others to constantly point out where things could be better. Who cares about those details when you are where you are in the circumstances as they are?

That’s Caroline R. behind my Caroline W. One wants to have fun while the other has none.

Like all things, that too will pass; the clouds will clear, and we’ll take what we need from this trip. After all, our travels are about seeing the cup overflowing, as it’s never half full.

In the multi-verse of John, like two mirrors in a roadside bathroom, you can choose to see the version of your choice. If I’m just the simple reflection of surface John, I might have been wearing my Dumas persona (French spelling of Dumbass), but when you catch me about four layers deeper, there’s a different version, maybe the one Caroline fell in love with. That’s not an invitation for anyone else to fall in love with me, just me acknowledging that nobody ever really knows which version of a person they are looking at.

This version of Caroline is the anti-window one. You see (well, actually, you don’t), the Big Creek Bridge of Big Sur is right behind her. Most people want to capture the bridge; we’ve done that plenty of times, but I never can have enough of that smiling face.

You could ask Caroline at any time if she’s had enough of gazing out on a silvery ocean, and I can assure you she’d tell you, “Never!”

These sweets on display are not even my favorites from the Big Sur Bakery. I suppose a favorite hardly matters as the truth of it is I don’t care what I have from here because when we stop for a pastry and coffee, whatever we’re having is an instant favorite. Is it really all that special? Of course not, but the setting and the location make everything here absolutely amazing.

The trail to Garrapata Beach because we will “never” travel the Big Sur coast and not stop here unless the weather is so bad that we can’t be inconvenienced.

This is building up to be a perfect day.

These are the kind of bird photos I typically only get to shoot when in an aviary, my lucky day.

It might be difficult to see accurately in this photo, but the crest of the wave is well over my head as I stand on the beach. Due to the nature of the shore break, waves come in big here and just as quickly go right back out, but as they crash, they create the roar of a freight train. Each one I look at that towers over me has me thinking that this is the sneaker wave I should fear.

We spent just enough time at Garrapata to see all things big and small, but will have to get to driving as we still have 265 miles ahead of us.

With the sun setting before 5:00 p.m. at this time of year, it might not be all that late, but at this point, we were still two and a half hours from Willits, California.

Lingering in Quebec, Canada

Just like the previous day’s blog entry, this post is being written in early 2023 with no notes available to me. While somewhere in our stuff they might exist, I’m not inclined to go on the hunt for them, so I’m simply attacking these three missing days of our Canada trip to bring the photos out of the darkness of their electronic prison.

This is obviously not old town Quebec City anymore; we have left our luxury digs at the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac hotel and are headed north. A note about that lodging: back in 2011, Caroline worked for a company whose clients included many hotel brands, including Fairmont. This allowed us to get a vastly discounted rate on our King Suite, where we paid the minuscule amount of only $150 a night. While that is normally (especially back in 2011) rather pricey for us, we just looked up what that room rents for today, and it comes in at $1500 a night, yikes.

The gigantic Basilica of Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré is about 20 miles east of Quebec City and is an obvious first stop on our drive today. We had no idea we’d stumble across another one of Canada’s national shrines today.

Even when it’s gray outside, the holy water in the church will be fresh and the environment magnificent, as this is something the Catholic Church gets right. A shrine or chapel to Saint Anne has been documented on the site since 1658, but today’s basilica was built in the 1920s after the previous one burned down.

The basilica houses several relics from Saint Anne, including several inches of forearm bones. Miracles have been reported, and in one area, a number of crutches and canes are on display, supposedly left by cured pilgrims.

According to the Catholic Church, the basilica receives over one million visitors annually, so there doesn’t seem to be any danger of this church being shut down.

This chunk of “Moon Dust” (ash-covered soft-ripened cheese from Duvillage 1860, later renamed La Pleine Lune) has stood out in our memories for all these years; we may forget details of the days spent in this French corner of Canada, but this cheese will never be forgotten. After our vacation, I tried to have it shipped to America, but to no avail (probably because it is made from unpasteurized milk), and now, a dozen years later, I’m looking anew, and still, nobody is shipping this cheese to the United States.

Quebec, Canada

To someone unfamiliar with moose crossings, this certainly raises the old eyebrows, but so does the translation of the sign, “In case of intrusion, call 511.”

At the village of Les Éboulements, we stopped to take a quick self-guided tour of this flour mill called Le Moulin Seigneurial, which was built back in 1790. By the way, we have no problems with French street names, city names, or the speed in kilometers; the sense of being elsewhere is a delight.

At about 110 miles northeast of our starting point in the old town center, we decide that we’d better take advantage of a ferry that will take us across the St. Lawrence River, which has seriously widened after leaving Quebec City. The ferry featured a small restaurant that allowed us to sample another version of poutine.

This patterning phenomenon is known in ancient cultures as water eating the sun.

I was kidding about what I wrote above, but this form of baling hay is called rolling the kilt in Scotland.

Saint-André-de-Kamouraska, Quebec, Canada

You might otherwise pass through the village of Saint-André-de-Kamouraska in Quebec, but something about this old house captured our attention…maybe it’s just that we are on the south side of the St. Lawrence River.

Caroline Wise at the post office in Saint-Denis-De La Bouteillerie, Quebec, Canada

When out on the road, Caroline has more than a few people back in Germany to whom she tries to write, so they find a surprise in their mailboxes from somewhere in North America. With a postmark from the village of Saint-Denis-De La Bouteillerie, we can hope they’ll wonder where our adventures took us.

Has anyone else ever wondered just how many beautiful sunsets they’ve seen during their lives?

If you thought we might take a break in the poutine dining regime, you’d be wrong, as we know that when we return to Arizona, there will be no more fries, cheese curds, and gravy, and with that in mind, we had a scrumptious dinner at Chez Ashton in Levis across from Quebec and likely drove to some point west of Montreal for our overnight stay.

Wandering Around Quebec City

Cathedral-Basilica of Notre-Dame de Québec in Quebec City, Canada

For some unknown reason, this post and the two that follow remained in the electronic void of a hard drive with only the photos gathering virtual dust as the years passed. It is 2023 as I return to this, our first trip to Canada, and while I cannot be sure if there are notes for these days or not, I’m not ready to turn everything over to see if we might still have what could have been jotted down a dozen years ago. The first four days of the trip must have been written during or directly after the visit to our northern neighbor, as there are details in those posts that I’ll never be able to match in whatever I write here in an attempt to bring context to the images. This near-absolute lack of detail is a tragedy, but it can’t be helped.

Based on the entirety of the photos taken on this day, Caroline and I have pieced together a rough outline of our steps through Quebec City. To begin with, we decided not to have breakfast at the Château Frontenac. No doubt it looked stuffy to us, and we felt like intruders in this posh place anyway, and thus decided to explore our surroundings instead. It was still early, and we saw glimpses of the rising sun across the St. Lawrence River. We came across the Notre Dame de Quebec Basilica just around the corner. While its outside doesn’t look all that impressive, it is Canada’s oldest church, originally built in 1647 and elevated to a basilica in 1874. Since its inauguration, it has burned down and been rebuilt a few times, the last time when the Canadian Ku Klux Klan set fire to it in 1922.

Quebec City, Canada

We were not aware of all these details when we toured Notre Dame, although we did admire the shrine of Quebec’s first bishop, Francois de Laval, and enjoyed the atmosphere in the church with all the goings on that a big cathedral can have when no mass is in progress. Once we had left, though, it was time to indulge in breakfast, and Café and Boulangerie Paillard fit that bill. Two café au laits and some pastries later, we were back on the streets of Old Town Quebec City and, sure enough, ran into another church, Saint Jean-Baptiste or St. John the Baptist.

Quebec City, Canada

Mass was just winding down, so we didn’t spend much time here, just enough to appreciate the beauty of its hallowed walls. Sadly, when I checked Wikipedia for more information about the church, I found out that it was closed permanently in 2015. The need for costly renovations and a dwindling flock of faithful souls led to a difficult decision. I could not find out what had happened with the building since then.

Quebec City, Canada

After leaving the church, we must have decided to head towards the waterfront again. We probably had our eyes set on the citadel, but first, we came across a beautiful park.

Caroline Wise in Quebec City, Canada

…A park named Battlefields Park because of a historic encounter between British and French troops in 1759 in the battle of the Plains of Abraham. It is a peaceful and lovely place today, and we soon spotted this sign. The gnomes showed us the way to the Joan of Arc Garden, which is decorated for Halloween.

Halloween in Battlefields Park Quebec City, Canada

But first things first.

Quebec City, Canada

We enjoyed the various displays of whimsy and gloom, then made our way to La Citadelle de Quebec, an active fort with a museum, which we visited. Since we had to be on a tour and would have had to wait hours for an English-language guide, we decided to join a French group. Unfortunately, that means we missed out on a lot of information, but it was still pretty interesting. The museum was a hodge-podge of insignia, plaques, and dodgy dioramas depicting historic battles and other noteworthy events.

Caroline Wise in Quebec City, Canada

I’m considering this image of Caroline and her identical twin, Batisse the Goat, in full military garb as the basis for claiming we are where I said we are.

Quebec City, Canada

Batisse is the regimental mascot of the “Van Doos,” the regiment garrisoned here, the only historical fortress that is still an active military installation in North America. The regimental nickname is a clumsy English attempt to pronounce the regiment number in French. They are the 22nd regiment, which is Vingt-Deux in French. This stuffed Batisse might have been the O.G. goat that Queen Elisabeth gifted to the regiment in 1955 from her private stock of Persian goats; in 2011, they were on the 10th “incarnation” of this noble ungulate.

Quebec City, Canada

With the help of another blog featuring rooftops seen from The Citadelle, I learned that this is the Chalmers-Wesley United Church.

Quebec City, Canada

Ready to leave the Citadelle, we took one last look around. Here, you can see how close we were again to the Chateau.

Quebec City, Canada

Just below the Chateau, which sits on top of a cliff terrace, lies the Quartier du Petit Champlain. We found our way down these stairs and opted not to use the funicular; maybe it was not running at the time. The first thing we stopped for at the bottom of the stairs was a musician playing and singing local folk tunes while clogging and playing spoons. Not sure if he is still performing, but his name is Jacques Dupuis, and you can find him on YouTube here.

Caroline Wise in Quebec City, Canada

I don’t believe Caroline needed to buy Sex-Appeal soap from Lush to have natural sex appeal, but maybe that’s just me. At the time, we had never heard of Lush Cosmetics but ran into one of their stores in Santa Monica years later. At that time, the soap was renamed “Sexy-Peel.” A quick check today (in 2023) reveals that this scent was discontinued about two years ago.

Quebec City, Canada

With all the amazing food in town, we opted for Quebec City’s version of McDonald’s. That’s exactly what we did on our quest to try as many variations of poutine as possible; this one is from Chez Ashton, which is credited with popularizing this humble dish in Quebec City in 1969.

Quebec City, Canada

We continued to walk the day away, basking in the feeling of being in an old European city.

Quebec City, Canada

Wow, nutcrackers in a storefront seal the sense of being back in Germany for the holiday.

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Quebec City, Canada

Now feeling festive, it was time for a selfie in front of La Boutique de Noël de Québec.

Quebec City, Canada

Desiring something different for dinner than more French fries, cheese curds, and gravy, we opted for some Moroccan cuisine at Un thé au Sahara. While I can’t share anything about the meal, I remember that we met a young couple from Saudi Arabia who were in Canada studying for their degrees, and that we enjoyed a nice conversation with them.

Quebec City On The Horizon

Autumn leaves on the French Canadian countryside

Our breakfast today was magnificent, likely made better by the environment we are finding ourselves in, a sense of Europe. Outside, the sky is once again overcast, but as we learned from previous fall trips, the colors of autumn truly show their warmth when not bombarded by a trillion watts of direct sunlight. Across the street, we admire the St. Lawrence River flowing by and, for a moment, dream of kayaking its length on late spring days.

The road east to Quebec City

The road east is quiet; the tourist season is over.

Looking over the St. Lawrence Seaway from Canada towards the United States

The countryside also takes a break from summer. To our left, the fields are clear, waiting for snow. On our right, the St. Lawrence lumbers by, nary a ship to be seen. In a world so crowded, how is it that we find ourselves the only travelers looking at these idyllic scenes on such beautiful days?

Country home in fall on the French Canadian countryside

Entranced, we drive on, admiring the foliage as we move along. I imagine that during the summer and national holidays, these roads are teeming with busy tourists rushing here and there, stopping for ice cream or maybe to pick up some fresh, locally grown tomatoes. Right now, though, it is time to enjoy the land, preparing for hibernation. Where has everyone gone? Is anyone home?

Still waters and reflecting sky in French Canada off the St. Lawrence Seaway

Still, waters and heavy clouds are perfect companions to an earth and heavens that might otherwise be alone in their vastness.

Bread baked roadside in a brick oven in French Canada

And then the signs of civilization once again start to rear their heads. First up was a roadside stand selling apples by the bushel, honey, and those icons of fall, the rotund, squat pumpkin. Another short bit down the road, a placard drew our attention to experience some honest-to-goodness pain. Oh, that’s right, we are in French-speaking Canada, and the pain is not all that bad; it’s actually French for bread. Being the lovers of pain, a loaf of roadside brick oven-baked bread was just the ticket. All we would need now was some new cheese to try it with.

A farm house on the way to Quebec City in Canada

In one of the next villages, that was just what we would find – cheese. Our stop was the Metro Plus, and once again, I am pleasantly thrilled that the idiotic stereotypes that I’ve heard far too often south of the Canadian border do not hold true. As we rummaged through the cheese bin, a woman approached and asked in French if we’d like some assistance. In our best imitation of cultured people, we asked in Frenchlish for a fromage with grande odeur. Luckily, she saved us from further embarrassment and in English, asked if we would like to sample some of the cheeses. We leave with a package of Cendre De Lune or “Moon Dust” from DuVillage – the 2011 winner of Le Festival des Fromages Fins. This soft-ripened cheese dusted with gray ash will forever stand out as one of the best cheeses we have ever tasted.

View from Chateau Frontenac in Quebec City, Canada

Not long after our pit stop, we arrived in the maze of Quebec City. We are in love. Our hotel for the next two nights is at the famous Château Frontenac. This is our view.

Caroline Wise inspecting our bed at Chateau Frontenac in Quebec City, Canada

We have a two-room suite, which is too bad, as it will mostly be wasted on us. We aim to see the city, not dwell in this sumptuous room. If only we were connoisseurs of pampering, we would probably enjoy, even demand, to be living in the resplendence of opulence due to those who believe they have earned it. But alas, we are more simple than that and take our luxuries from the skies, forests, waters, and their myriad sounds and colors that enchant our senses. That is where we thrive in the finery of life.

Walking the streets of Quebec City at dusk

Room service? We wouldn’t know how it was; we had a date with L’entrecote Saint-Jean for their supposedly amazing steak with mustard/pepper sauce. I would guess only locals order anything else off the menu, and by the looks of the plates we see while being seated, I’d have to say that it’s mostly travelers eating here. Caroline and I went the tourist route; that was, after all, what had drawn us in. It was good, not great, but worth the visit. What was really great was the dessert: profiteroles, also known as cream puffs. Covered in chocolate and almond slivers, the French know how to make pastries very well. Time to walk around the city and enjoy our move into the night.

Chateau Frontenac in Quebec City, Canada at night

We lingered outside at the Château, enjoying the city lights and the sense of history. With only one full day in Quebec City, we’ll have to rise early and be prepared to wear out our feet, but for now, we’ll continue to walk and be delighted by these memories of Europe.

Montreal – Day 2

Old Montreal in the province of Quebec, Canada

Sometimes, when we travel, the weather isn’t perfect, or so it seems at the moment. Overcast doesn’t make for vibrant travel photos, but it does focus the eye on details in closer proximity to our path. From under the gray cloud cover, it becomes difficult to grab an image of beauty that conveys to the viewer the delight had by the photographer. So, instead of trying to capture the elusive, it was in my best interest to focus on what I was going to get from this visit to Old Montreal. We started early with a walk on nearly empty streets from our hotel to the river’s edge, then on into the historic district.

Canadian Indian art made of whale bone, likely Inuit

Experience has taught us that to feel a moment of the heartbeat of a city, one should rise with the waking locals. Move within their routine. Take pause in their footsteps. See their domain across the timescape of the early morning through the late of night. Old Montreal has all the feel of many an old European city, save for these artistic reminders of the subarctic cultures that populate the northern climes of Canada.

Building facade on the streets of Old Montreal, Canada

All that’s missing right now is the late night fog, the lamp flickering with the light of a gas flame, and the slow clip-clop sound of a horse pulling a carriage, as we walk along the dark alley. A tip of the hat and a bid for a safe evening is offered; we scurry along with music and laughter from a local bar heard in the distance. Mysteries hidden behind stone facades are better served on cobblestone streets. Our tour of the old town continues.

Inside Notre Dame Montreal

This is Notre Dame Basilica Montreal, and it is stunning. The Canadian French take their saints and religion seriously. Well, maybe they don’t anymore, but the history of their ancestors’ belief in the Almighty can be witnessed across the landscape and on most of the major streets. For example, the basilica is at 424 Rue Saint Sulpice. After our gawking visit, we will collect a coffee and board the subway at Rue Saint-Urbain – Saints everywhere.

Cranberries for sale at Jean-Talon Market in Montreal, Canada

Suppose you want to feel like you are in a real city, not just some spread-everywhere metropolis-of-conformity (like, say, Phoenix). In that case, a subway lends an air of authenticity that you are in a place that deserves rapid transport to the far corners of its community. The idea is that there are places worth visiting, spread across the map, not just another shopping center down the road. Our destination is another of those bastions of local culture – the farmer’s market.

Caroline Wise enjoying cinnamon spiced hot cranberry juice at the Jean-Talon Market in Montreal, Canada

We are at the Jean-Talon Market in the Little Italy district of Montreal. The lady selling the cranberries in the photo above, Caroline, also sold her own cranberry-apple juice. Local markets are not always tourist destinations, so do not expect much of your tongue to be spoken, and forget about signage that will help you navigate. Do not, though, discount your intuition. The big metal beverage dispenser with French words likely offers something yummy, so I go for it. With my best pronunciation of the French word for one and a sharp pointing of my finger, I order “one of those.” The lady, recognizing my incredible mastery of her language, throws a string of French words in my direction, obviously asking me something I am going to easily understand (not); my only response is, oui – I could be relatively certain she wasn’t asking if I’d like a disease mixed into my drink. Good thing I’m Mr. International; not only are we surprised that the cranberry juice is served hot, but the vendor’s question had been, “Would you like this with a dash of cinnamon?” Try it yourself; it’s as perfect as a spiced cider on a chilly fall day.

Photos of some of the variety of fruits and vegetables available during fall at the Jean-Talon Market in Montreal, Canada

The fall harvest is on display in abundance. At this point, Montreal has become a truly livable city for Caroline and me. This is also the time we start to recognize one of the peculiar differences between the United States and Canada – the cost of food. Yesterday’s breakfast at the truck stop was expensive, considering we all had your basic bacon and egg breakfast. Here at the market, we find prices for fresh food we haven’t seen in five years across the border. Four-pound cauliflower for $2, 2.5 pounds of creamer potatoes cost $3, a bushel of apples for $10, and a basket of four eggplant – only $3. One could get the impression that there is a subtle encouragement for people to avoid the convenience of fast food and invest their time in cooking at home – how weird is that?

Fresh bread from a bakery at Jean-Talon Market in Montreal, Canada

But is Montreal perfect? We will have to verify this by visiting a bakery and a cheesemonger. Being at a farmers market, and a French one at that, it should be obvious that a boulangerie and fromagerie would be nearby. I beg for an answer to the question, how did we Americans fall into Wonderbread and Kraft Slices? The bakery is big, busy, and full of a wide variety of crusty bread, treats, and baguettes. Around the corner, on narrow aisles, cheeses of every sort and beautiful stench are available for sampling. If it weren’t for all the incredible, infinitely explorable landscapes in the States, I do believe we would have to transplant ourselves to live amongst a people who appreciate a well-satisfied palate with a good dose of art, music, or theater to round out a day. No, New York City does not fit this bill, as the bills for living there require gargantuan salaries.

Caroline Wise enjoying a glass of Boreal beer at La Banquise in Montreal, Canada

From cranberry juice to hops juice. It’s lunchtime, and Caroline opts for a beer. Before we get to the beer, though, we first begin what should have been a long walk back towards our hotel. While we enjoyed riding the subway, we saw little besides the stations, so we decided to walk and do some more sightseeing. And we walk. By now, our feet are getting sore, heck, with all this walking. Plus, we had bought four train tickets, anticipating riding the 4-mile return, sparing our feet, time to hop on the metro. The slight discomfort isn’t the only thing pushing us to hurry.

Poutine with mushrooms, onions, green peppers from La Banquise in Montreal, Canada

We are returning to La Banquise for more poutine. I wanted to try some good French home cooking, but that wasn’t easy to find, while the warm comfort of gravy-laden fries with cheese beckoned like a lighthouse on the horizon. Yes, we feel guilty about taking the path of least resistance, of not being adventurous and dipping into the unknown – but we are talking about POUTINE! If you haven’t had it, you cannot know; you cannot judge the measure of our sloth and simultaneous delight. Now, excuse me while I indulge my senses in our mushroom, onion, green pepper, and cheese curd lunch memories.

A French squirrel in Montreal, Canada

Anyone who knows Caroline and me knows that we love nature. Continuing our compatibility test with Montreal, we head into the local wilds, Lafontaine Park. This 100-acre park is Mount Royal’s (bet you hadn’t considered Montreal’s translation) largest park; it will serve as our basis for observing nature and wildlife that might be found in the city. Squirrels, this was as good as it got. Lots of squirrels were scampering up trees and across the grass, but these were fierce squirrels showing little concern for the multitude of dogs who might be interested in a quick game of chase. This carelessness is probably not good for these well-fed, chunky specimens of squirreldom.

Nose picking allowed

It’s time to start moving away from Montreal, feeling we have a good taste of what the city offers. One stop remains for our Intro To Montreal Tour, L’Oratoire Saint-Joseph du Mont-Royal. Construction began in 1904, but inside, one feels this is one of the most modern basilicas to be found. So modern and open-minded that the signs within the facility let visitors know it’s okay for their children to pick their noses.

Panoramic view of Montreal from St. Joseph's Oratory in Montreal, Canada

Making our way up the steep climb, we are offered a terrific panoramic view of the city. This is where a beautiful sunny day would have paid off for taking a spectacular photo.

The heart of Saint Andre on display at St. Joseph's Oratory in Montreal, Canada

As I said earlier, if the overcast view doesn’t offer a great photo op, you’d better start looking for details. And what curious detail at St. Joseph’s was it that arrested our attention? Saint André Bessette’s heart. No longer pumping, but in apparently good shape after 74 years of resting outside his body. So we are religious noobs, but various body parts on display for worship strike the two of us as a bit weird. I’m certain that upon my death, there are rules against my wife keeping parts of me.

Candle Lite-Brite for God at St. Joseph's Oratory in Montreal, Canada

The greatest display of candles I’ve seen is here in Montreal at St. Joseph’s. Is this where the concept for Lite-Brite began? At first glance, I hadn’t noticed the pattern between red and clear glass candle holders. I can make out Joseph and Patron, but the rest must be in French. A small gate allows followers to climb the narrow steps on the left and right to ascend to the heavens and light a candle. This would surely be illegal in America due to liability laws and the concern that someone might brush an article of clothing over the candles, immolating themselves before God and whatever children might be present. How long until this visual is used in a movie?

The illuminated sign for Motel Villa D'Autray in Lanoraie, Canada

About to bring the day to a close, we drive out of Montreal and start looking for a room once clear of the city. Dinner tonight was on the road, where we indulged on more of our stash of onion bread, cheese, and sausage – we bow down before Cathy for this little luxury. We find the small village of Lanoraie, 42 miles down the road; it offers up Motel Villa D’Autray. Our host doesn’t speak English beyond “Hello.” I offer back “Bon Soir.” Our French language mini-guidebook suggests I try “Combien s’il Vous plait,” she understands, and shows me a rate card. We’re in business. I pay $65 for a great little room across the street from the St. Lawrence Seaway. The flannel sheets were awesome, the bed comfy, and we were quick to sleep.