Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, and France in a Day

Sandwiches in Frankfurt, Germany

I wasn’t going to lead with another photo of Brötchen (which we had again for breakfast this morning, because we can never satisfy our hankering for the greatest little bread rolls ever), nor was this our breakfast. What you are looking at is the moment of our recognition that once finished with our familial obligations, we’d not want to detour from the road ahead, since today is the day we are heading to France. Knowing full well how to travel efficiently, we stopped at one of the bakeries at Hauptwache to pick some of these beauties up for the road. And why were we in the Innenstadt today? We didn’t feel right about skipping a quick visit with Jutta and Hanns before disappearing for the next couple of weeks.

Römer in Frankfurt, Germany

Another view of Römerberg, this time, of the Römer, Frankfurt’s city hall. Back in the 1980s and 90s, I spent countless winter evenings in this public square enjoying the Frankfurt Christmas Market. I’ve since learned that it can be overwhelming to visit the Weihnachtsmarkt nowadays due to heavy crowds. Oh well, at least the memories remind us of the idyllic times, pre-overtourism.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

When we are visiting Jutta, she loves that we’ve stopped in, but in a day or two, maybe only hours, she’ll forget that we were here. While she’ll have some idea that we must have been by recently, certainty regarding our visit will be gone, such is the cruel reality that arrives with advancing dementia. Seeing her smile and hearing her gratitude has to be the joy we leave with, as her recognition of us still feels genuine.

Frankfurt, Germany

We took the train into the city since we knew better than trying to find parking, so with our visit to Jutta over, we left to fetch our rental car, the Purple Panzer.

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

An hour later, we arrived in Geisenheim to spend a couple more hours with Hanns and Vevie. Ready to veer into the next part of vacation, the one where Caroline and I would be on the road discovering places we’ve never seen before, I admit that leaving town felt perfectly normal, exciting even. Now back in the States and looking at Hanns’ face, knowing the way he seems to admire and respect his witty daughter, and how much he enjoys sharing a lifetime of jokes with us outside his routine of caring for Vevie, I would like to lighten his burden, offer him more of our time and wish we had given him what we first offered, which was to stay in a nearby hotel so we’d have more than a few opportunities to chat. Instead, at the last minute and unannounced to Hanns, I decided to save on the hotel and afford more time to Stephanie, Klaus, and Jutta. Why does it too often take a lifetime to see what might have always been there? It seems that only in retrospect will we understand what was likely lost.

West of Bitburg near Brimingen-Hisel, Germany

At the moment of our departure, there were no regrets. We hopped on a nearby ferry over the Rhine River and were soon cruising over the German countryside, aiming for Bitburg, in general, and Luxembourg in particular.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the border of Luxembourg

While we were getting underway later than planned, we figured that with sunset arriving so late this time of year, it was better to spend some extra moments with Caroline’s parents. All the same, we sense the conundrum that as we grow older, it is likely that these opportunities to share immersive off-the-beaten-path time between the two of us are precious and uncertain, while also being aware that there is family who genuinely seems to appreciate our presence and wish we could offer them more. Sadly, time with my own parents and older relatives when they were alive always felt conditional or transactional, never truly heartfelt. There is much I should have learned when I was younger, had only my family had an inkling of what unconditional love was. Maybe, it is because of those family flaws, that also existed to some degree from Caroline’s family, too, back in the day, that she and I have forever been trying to fill the void from our childhoods with love that we not only cultivated between us, but have been able to offer those around us.

River Our in Vianden, Luxembourg

On to the matter now surrounding us: we have entered full immersion mode on our vacation. The town we are dropping into shortly after passing over our first international frontier today is Vianden, Luxembourg, on the Our River. Vianden has always been near the top of the places I wanted to visit, for at least as long as I can recall. I remember it like it was yesterday, I was maybe 10 years old, riding my bike around West Covina, California, when I spotted Golden State Travel and stopped in, asking the lady at the desk if she had any brochures from Europe she could share with me. She handed me a yellowed old pamphlet, likely from the late 60s, about vacationing in Luxembourg with this view of the Our River on the front. Fifty-two years later, here I am spinning nonsense about Vianden, though my story could have been true, because when I was a kid, I did collect many a travel brochure that inspired my dreams of seeing exotic places. Come to think about it, I can’t recall a single iconic location that stands out in my memories. It was the amorphous, idyllic impressions that fed my imagination with dreams of one day visiting scenes just like this one we stumbled upon by chance.

Château de Vianden on the River Our in Vianden, Luxembourg

Continuing up the narrow road, we hadn’t driven 60 seconds before a pullout near a dam looked like it might offer a nice view over the river. Once out of the car, it was obvious that we were going to capture more than we bargained for, because not only was the Château de Vianden looming in the distance, but a church and its cemetery were also on view.

Wisteria in Lutremange, Belgium at the border with Luxembourg

In the United States, we nearly always encounter signs at state lines letting us know we are crossing borders; on tiny off-the-beaten-path rural roads in Europe, it’s not uncommon that there are no markers. So, we are having this wisteria in Lutremange, Belgium, directly on the border with Luxembourg, stand in for the welcome sign.

Lutremange, Belgium at the border with Luxembourg

I believe we are looking back at Luxembourg here. We have to savor these moments because our time in this country was extremely brief.

Mardasson Memorial in Bastogne, Belgium

Once known as the Mardasson Memorial in Bastogne, Belgium, this towering structure is now renamed as the Battle of the Bulge Monument. It marks the area where the deadliest, bloodiest battle of World War II took place in the Ardennes region of forests and mountains between the shared borders of Germany, Luxembourg, and Belgium. The memorial honors the more than 75,000 Allied soldiers who died in the area. Out in some random foxholes near Bastogne, when the Germans captured my great uncle’s unit, his fellow men provided cover for him to retreat because they knew at this point in the war that while they likely would be taken as prisoners, he would certainly have been killed because of his Jewish last name.

,Somewhere in southern Belgium

My great-uncle, Woody Burns (then Bernstein), landed on Omaha Beach in June 1944. From there, he and thousands of others marched more than 340 miles (545km) across France towards Germany. Beginning in December of that year, Allied forces ran into the German counterattack at the Ardennes; it’s an incredible stretch of the imagination for anyone who knew my uncle, that as a young man, he carried a rifle over these fields to help crush fascism.

Somewhere in southern Belgium

Part of my mind’s eye sees this road in black and white with soldiers, jeeps, and various other military vehicles advancing foot by foot over the landscape. Witnessing forces of authoritarianism again showing their faces due to what can only be fear of the convulsive changes affecting society today, it’s sad that a disillusioned slice of society might be willing to throw away our incredible quality of life and beautiful places to push back on a reality they do not comprehend. How sad it is that our older generations, especially, are becoming a scourge due to their hostility towards immigrants, other cultures, and the LGBTQ community.

On the River Semois in Bouillon, Belgium

We could have kept driving, but the sight of the chateau on the hillside overlooking the River Semois here in Bouillon, Belgium, was too much to pass by. Plus, we had to check our location because we weren’t sure if we’d entered France yet.

The road out of Bouillon, Belgium

It turned out that we were still a few miles away and, like at the border between Luxembourg and Belgium, here we are entering France without fanfare or an amazing sign welcoming us to our fourth country of the day. It was already 8:00 pm when we snapped this photo.

Hotel Le Chateau Fort Sedan in Sedan, France

Fifteen minutes later, we were checked into our room at the prestigious Hôtel Le Château Fort de Sedan, in Sedan, France. This was our first night ever staying in a castle. With our bags dropped off, we were presented with the decision of moving our car and finding parking in the old town, where our original dinner plans had us eating at a West African restaurant, but laziness saw us staying put to eat at the chateau’s restaurant. While this is supposed to be the trip of “No Regerts,” the perch and guinea fowl, tartare, and mediocre dessert left us unimpressed, likely a situation of the hotel having to cater to so many diverse tastes. As for the “No Regerts,” it references a meme where someone wanted a tattoo artist to ink the person with the words “No Regrets,” only to have a slight misspelling resulting in “No Regerts,” which obviously became instant regrets.

Hotel Le Chateau Fort Sedan in Sedan, France

While the places in the Château (castle) that can be visited during the day by anyone paying admission were already closed when we arrived, we could wander the grounds.

Hotel Le Chateau Fort Sedan in Sedan, France

It was late in the dark passages of this imposing 600-year-old place, the largest fortified castle in Europe, and we were curious about what it was like to sleep within such thick walls.

Father Hanns in Geisenheim, Germany

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

This is my father-in-law, who might also be my greatest fan, at least when it comes to my writing. At 91 years old, he’s awaiting my next book, one that has the potential to resonate with him in ways that will exceed whatever it was he took from Stay in the Magic, my work about the Grand Canyon. Since then, we have had the opportunity to discuss my passion for experiencing life and sharing it with his daughter, and along the way we learned of each other’s respect for the sage words of Arthur Schopenhauer. I think it was about 20 years ago, give or take five, that Caroline and Hanns reawakened their stagnating relationship, which subsequently opened the door for him and me to get to know one another better.

Church in Geisenheim, Germany

We are here in Geisenheim on the Rhein River to see Hanns and Vevie, Hanns’ wife, who was under the weather and not able to join us for lunch. We got out of Frankfurt this morning a bit late because it took nearly an hour to get to the car rental agency. Yep, we rented a car, something I didn’t think we’d likely ever do in Europe again. Not only that, we had to upgrade the vehicle, since at the last minute, I invited Klaus and Stephanie to join us for the last three nights and four days of our time in France. Our original rental would have been cramped for four people and bags, though it would have been a lot easier on the gasoline consumption, something that matters when you are paying close to $9 a gallon. Anyway, we ended up with a 2025 Volkswagen Tayron with only 6km on it that we quickly nicknamed the Purple Panzer. Let’s get this out of the way right now: the software of this vehicle made it the absolute worst experience I’ve ever had driving a car, including my 1966 Dodge Dart, not that it had software, but that car was definitely a POS (Piece of Shit), just as this VW was. I can’t say enough bad things about the Tayron, which elicited daily, sometimes hourly, grumbles about the poor engineering.

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

Alrighty then, back to our story at hand. Geisenheim is a small place, with fewer than 12,000 people living here, and so eating establishments are scarce. As on previous visits, we dipped into Restaurant Domstube, followed by a slow walk back to Hanns’ and Vevie’s place. Like me, I don’t think my father-in-law can pass an open church without stopping in to say a prayer, and together, he and his daughter never fail to light a candle. While the story has been shared before, it bears repeating that the majority of Hanns’ working life was spent in Karlsruhe at the Bundesgerichtshof – BGH or the Federal Court of Justice, Germany’s version of the Supreme Court. It wasn’t until the summer of 2000 that his lifelong dream finally came true when he exchanged his judicial robe for that of the clergy. More of that later.

Longfellow plaque in Geisenheim, Germany

Strangely enough, until today, this monument in honor of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow had been overlooked by not only Caroline and me, but also by Hanns. The translation attributed to Longfellow reads, “What bells are those, that ring so slow, so mellow, musical, and low? They are the bells of Geisenheim, that with their melancholy chime ring out the curfew of the sun.” None of us would have ever guessed that Longfellow has passed through this tiny village on the Rhine.

Geisenheim, Germany

Oooh, look at all the pretty stuff. This is effectively what has been happening to me all day while I try to write this post. Everything, besides the words I’m needing to drag out of my head, has been jumping into my attention. Competition for brain cells is fierce, and I feel that my will is winning the Schopenhauerian battle to prove its irrationality, driving me to distraction. Rational thought, on the other hand, is reminding me that I cannot progress to writing about the next day on which we depart Germany and begin our epic visit to France before finishing these bits and pieces. Secondly, the return to working on my novel cannot occur before completing posts for every day of our vacation. This puts me between the proverbial rock and hard place, as opposed to taking up a spot as decoration being admired by passers-by.

Johann Christoph Engelhardt, Great Grandfather of Hanns Engelhardt

Risking the loss of family history, which is likely the natural state of things, I’d like to grasp hold of the little we might be able to learn about those who came before Caroline. Back in 2021, I was able to capture some of that record regarding the maternal side of Caroline’s lineage; today, the paternal side begins falling into place. This is Johann Christoph Engelhardt, the great-grandfather of Hanns. Johann died on March 5, 1904, at the age of 66.

Johann Christian Engelhardt, Grandfather of Hanns Engelhardt

This is Hanns’ grandfather, Johann Christian Engelhardt, who was born in 1860 and died in 1953.

Dorothea Amschel, Grandmother of Hanns Engelhardt

Hanns’ grandmother Dorothea Amschel.

Clara Wilhelmina Laura Engelhardt and Christian Engelhardt, parents of Hanns Engelhardt married 1929

Hanns’ parents on their wedding day. Clara Wilhelmina Laura Engelhardt, née Weber and Christian Engelhardt in 1929.

Christian Engelhardt's diary of his son Hanns Engelhardt

Christian kept a detailed diary about his son that still exists. This page notes Hanns-Christian Joachim Engelhardt’s birth in Frankfurt am Main-Hoechst on 21 March 1934.

Christian Engelhardt's diary of his son Hanns Engelhardt

There are easily thousands of words penned by Hanns’ father. I asked if he’s ever read it, and he answered that he has not. I can only wonder what hurt exists on these pages. Caroline will take the time to decipher the old version of German handwriting of the pages I photographed, so we might glimpse some insight into Hanns’ early life.

Baby Hanns Engelhardt with his mother and father Clara and Christian Engelhardt

Christian, Clara, and baby Hanns, the Engelhardt family, who would lend their name to Jutta and subsequently Caroline and Stephanie.

Hanns' drawing in Christian Engelhardt's diary, his father.

Photos, pressed leaves, and the occasional drawing from Hanns – this would seem like a treasure worth knowing. I’m confused how this has been kept, protected, for decades, and yet it is unexplored.

Toddler Hanns, his mother Clara, and maternal grandfather Otto Weber

The toddler Hanns with his mother Clara and his maternal grandfather Otto Weber, what a damn stern looking man.

Christian Engelhardt's diary of his son Hanns Engelhardt

What does this page have to say? It’s Christmas 1939, Hanns is six years old, and Poland had been invaded only 90 days previously. The world was changing, and Caroline’s father would have had to be shaped by the events of a war that would accompany him through his 11th year of life, with the aftereffects playing their part.

Young Hanns Engelhardt

Initially, it hadn’t occurred to me, but behind Hanns is a Puppenkasten (puppet theater) also known as a Kaspertheater with Stabpuppen (rod-articulated puppets) that many middle-class homes in Germany before the advent of television would have had. This particular box was probably assembled by Hanns’ father who enjoyed wood working. Kasper is an inveterate trickster and hero to many stories that involve his friend Gretel and other characters such as Grandma, Seppel, and (more sinister) the devil. Grimms’ most popular fairy tales and even children’s rendition of classics such as Goethe’s Faust belonged to the repertoire of Kaspertheaters, teaching youngsters lessons about virtues such as bravery and honesty using humor and allegory. Eighty-five years later, I’m learning about this by researching the subject using artificial intelligence over a Wi-Fi connection at a coffee shop where the 15″ illuminated screen, powered by batteries that are only 4–6mm thick, shares this history gleaned from the global repositories of knowledge.

Young Hanns Engelhardt

And then there was a gap photographically until Hanns was maybe about 12 years old. I’d also seen the same thing going through my mother-in-law’s pictures; it appears that German families were distracted by the escalating warfare that was consuming their country until shortly after World War II came to a close. My conjecture is only that, a guess; I’d like to know more, and maybe on our next visit or during a phone call, I can learn about what was transpiring between 1939 and 1945 in German homes.

Hanns Engelhardt, Jutta Engelhardt nee Linnenkohl and unknown

This is the oldest photo I’ve seen of Hanns (left) and Jutta (center), apparently before they married.

Hanns Engelhardt

Not that my father-in-law would really be able to inhabit such a persona, but in this image, I feel he’s channeling an element of hipster with what appears to be a black turtleneck, a long pendant, his arm set casually on the wall, palm trees in the background (not Germany), and the kind of confidence one might see on David Letterman after he retired from television.

Hanns Engelhardt Certificate of Ordination

I’ve written about this before, but it can be repeated, my hipster father-in-law is also a closet robe-fetishist, certainly not a title he’d agree with and maybe not appreciate, but 25 years ago, Hanns exchanged the robe of the bench for the robe of the clergy when he became an ordained priest in the Episcopal Church. With this, he fulfilled a lifelong dream, and to this day, he’s still living the dream.

Caroline Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

If there was an unfortunate aspect of our relationship, it is that Caroline and I live more than 8,000 miles away, making frequent visits to Geisenheim impossible. There’s only so much one can do with their precious time, and I sincerely wish that I would exercise the effort to visit Germany outside of vacation so that Hanns and I could find some dedicated time to explore more in-depth conversations around the things in life that allow us to understand the complexity of it all better.

Klaus and Stephanie Engelhardt with Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Funny enough, my brother-in-law Klaus shares Hanns’ last name: Engelhardt, yet he’s never met my/his father-in-law. Maybe not so obvious, Klaus wanted to escape his family name, dad issues, wouldn’t you know. My sister-in-law has been estranged from her father for decades, which in turn has alienated their daughter from knowing her grandfather. To each their own, but as happy as I am that in the past dozen years I’ve been able to get to know my in-laws better and share countless laughs, I feel it is unfortunate that so much time for unknown potentials is likely lost.

Frankfurt, Germany

Never will I grow tired of the Frankfurt skyline, nor will the surprise and sense of wow be overlooked that for 10 years, I called this area of Hessen, Germany, home.

Frankfurt, Germany

9:30 in the evening, and the glow lingers, mirroring my sense of awe that all of this is part of our lives.

Kronberg and Frankfurt, Germany

Train in Frankfurt, Germany

The blurry-train-in-motion motif has been relied upon time and again on our trips to Europe; my only excuse might be that with the novelty of train travel, I desperately want to exemplify not only our reliance on it but also the delight we gain from it. So, while I’m aware of the redundancy, I search for a scene that will capture a moment of my 2nd favorite form of travel (first would be bike riding), and hope for the best. A simpler explanation would be that all of this content is nothing more than breadcrumbs, left for future Caroline and me to trace our movements across time and relive things that I’ve given weight to and believed important. This theory is likely full of holes because, in my experience, people, once they reach the age of approximately 75 years, begin losing the nostalgia of looking back upon their lives. Not that they don’t treasure the past, but they no longer need markers as the most important events are compiled in their heads, and their sense of focus seems to point inwards. This has me thinking about how outside stimulus grows dull in their view, and that the gaze outward fades, leading to the question: Is this part of the process of moving closer to death?

Caroline Wise and Helga Hennemann in Kronberg, Germany

There are different vibes to be found among people, something I would have thought to be too full of “New Age” distinctions at other times of my life, but it’s possible I’m starting to understand this phenomenon better as I grow older. Thirty-five years ago, after meeting Caroline, my poor self-esteem left me feeling hostile about meeting her mother, father, and godmother, Helga Hennemann. You see, my mother-in-law was a doctor, my father-in-law was a judge on Germany’s Federal Court of Justice, and my godmother-in-law (if such a designation exists) was an upper-level executive with Hoechst A.G., the world’s largest chemical manufacturer. As a high-school dropout with the anger of inferiority raging in my attitude (relics of my punk past), I couldn’t understand why these people of high distinction cared a lick about meeting me. My thought at the time was that they were all suspicious of the “cowboy idiot” hoodwinking Caroline. What I didn’t understand and couldn’t see in myself was that they were likely gravitating towards this person who could have reminded them of their own youthful curiosity and how awkward they might have been at an earlier age.

Caroline Wise and Helga Hennemann in Kronberg, Germany

For more than 25 years, I’ve worked hard to avoid people who I believed were only being polite towards Caroline by insisting I accompany her on visits. They know how passionate I am about politics, social issues, education, acculturation, love, exploration, and the constant pursuit of things that fuel our curiosity. Sadly, this wasn’t something they could voice when they were in their mid-50s, nor could I question it as I was only then starting to close out my 20s, but now they are willing to share those earlier impressions or engage me in conversations that focus on those strengths. Today, I’m honored by the respect they had then and still have to this day. If anything, I’ll probably grow older with the regret that I couldn’t see them as anything other than antagonists until they were well into their 80s. What a shame it is to be myopic, even somewhat blinded, by our insecurities until it’s almost too late to repair what could have been much more satisfying relationships.

Helga Hennemann's books in Kronberg, Germany

There were the clues right there, just as I found on my mother-in-law’s bookshelf back in 2021, with Hanns’ bookshelf some years ago, when I learned he had an affection for the writings of Arthur Schopenhauer, Theodor Adorno, Umberto Eco, and others. On Helga’s bookshelf, there are a few books she decided to keep after moving into the assisted living facility where she currently resides. There is Stefan Zweig, the neo-romantic, Henry Miller, who was provocative and a bit transgressive, a title from Walter Benjamin, and there is Charles Baudelaire and his Les Fleurs du mal, in English The Flowers of Evil, and for the first time I’ve learned the German title, Die Blumen des Bösen. Standing out as a glaring connection between Helga and me, Theodor Adorno’s Minima Moralia, the precursor to one of the dozen most influential books on my intellectual development, Adorno’s Dialectic of Enlightenment. From Helga’s bookshelf, I hope to learn something more from her perspective as I order the books, The Number Devil: A Mathematical Adventure, by Hans Magnus Enzensberger, and Stefan Zweig’s Decisive Moments in History: Twelve Historical Miniatures.

About our visit today: a walk on the property, through the forest, lunch in their guest dining room, and coffee in Helga’s small flat covers our time in Kronberg. The conversation moved in and out of German and English, discussing travel along with everything and nothing. Even at 85 years old and having suffered a stroke, Helga is still the dynamo who wants to do it all and remains an inspiration to Caroline of what it means to be a strong, independent woman.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

From a bus in Kronberg, to a train into Frankfurt, and on foot across Römer, we utilize our limited time to connect as frequently as possible to the people important to us. First, a stop to photograph iconic sites we’ve seen a thousand times before.

Caroline Wise and Jutta Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

And then it was on to Jutta for some mom time between mother and daughter, with a bit of son-in-law thrown in for laughs. For a couple of hours, down in the lobby of Lebenshaus, we chatted with Jutta, told her of our visit with Helga, how we’d see Hanns the next day, and of our upcoming trip to France. After bringing her upstairs to join the others for dinner, Caroline and I took the opportunity to grab a bite to eat, too.

Döneria in Frankfurt, Germany

Rather unexpectedly, we were able to skirt across town towards Bornheim for a trip to Döneria, after I had been fairly certain we’d not be able to carve time out during this trip to visit the home of my current favorite Döner Kebab. But here it is, glorious and perfect, the greatest combination of everything that makes for an awesome Döner. While Caroline didn’t order her own, claiming she wasn’t all that hungry, she certainly enjoyed every bite I shared with her. Following this gastronomic miracle, we dragged ourselves back to Heddernheim to finish the night with Klaus and Stephanie, another full day without a moment wasted.

Hot update coming in: Here I was, starting to review my notes about our drive to France and identifying the images I would share. It was then that I saw a stray note that was meant for this day, and what a monumental event that was, almost neglected on these pages. You see, when we arrived back at House Engelhardt after dinner at Döneria, we found Klaus was away for judo practice, and before anything else was able to transpire, I turned into the kitchen following Caroline. What I’d missed was that as she went to the other chair to take off her shoes, she’d dropped her bag in my chair. I transitioned into a sitting position without a clue that it wasn’t to last but the briefest of milliseconds. Unfortunately for me, a knitting needle in the bag was strategically sitting upright so that my left butt cheek received a skewering, which in my mind’s eye, or ass, felt like it went for bone. I can’t say I actually sat down but sprang up like Jack leaping from his box, only there wasn’t any cutesy song accompanying my plaintive cry. I was seriously punctured, requiring a very physical pull at the needle to remove it from my rear end. Hurting more from the effect on my leg muscle, it took a good long while before I was able to calm down to try and find the humor in the situation. Writing this update on June 9th, it’s almost four weeks later, and while there has never been a sign of infection, the muscle descending behind my knee is still feeling the remnants of pain.

Distant Friends in Germany

Brotchen in Frankfurt, Germany

If you knew the German tradition of eating Brötchen in the morning for breakfast, you’d understand how exquisite it is to find this selection of “small breads” made fresh daily. Café Dillenburg offers a variety of carrot, potato, spelt, whole grain, various seeds, and other concoctions of Brötchen that make life worth celebrating. Some people will go to Paris and share a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower or head to Rome to capture the majesty of the Vatican, but here on our third day in Germany, we honor the mighty Brötchen, the king of breads. As I go to this length to crown what is obviously our favorite breakfast anywhere, do not confuse the lowly Kaiserbrötchen. While its name translates to “Emperor Small Bread,” this plain white relic of the past might have been great in its day, but with the advent of a broad diversity of recipes now used for making Brötchen, the old-fashioned Kaiserbrötchen should be retired. Two years ago, with some trepidation about whether our scheme would work, we left Germany with an assortment of Brötchen, hoping we could freeze them before they turned into hockey pucks. It worked so well, except for some freezer burn flavors when we thawed the last bag, that we’ve decided to double the number we’ll stuff into our bags while also adding a couple of whole loaves of our favorite bread and then once home, vacuum packing them to protect them better; so when we pop open the last bag, maybe for Christmas, we’ll be dropping into the delight of what might be the greatest product to emerge from Germany. Yep, we are that passionate about German rolls.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

There is something else that I might be more passionate about, which is also from Germany, it is the person that Caroline is. From her beautiful eyes, delicate touch, sweet smile, soft skin, wicked intelligence, occasional wit, subtle sense of humor, nerdy inquisitiveness, rare combativeness (even though I insist it is too frequent, or is there all the time if my argument requires hyperbole), and ten thousand other qualities, maybe more, that endear her to me. When I smile at this photo, I see the same woman on a train looking at me with loving eyes, starting about 35 years, 10 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days ago. I suppose if I had one wish about this three-and-a-half-decade-long relationship, it would be that everything and every moment would have been perfect without the flaws that arrive with disagreement and emotional outbursts that veer into anger, because when I swoon in Caroline’s love, I know how fortunate my life has been to be sharing so many crazy experiences we’ve been gifted with.

Train route from Frankfurt to Gelnhausen, Germany

While we’ve only been in Germany a mere 48 hours, our paths are already diverging. While Caroline will remain in Frankfurt, my trek out of the city is taking me to Gelnhausen.

Gelnhausen, Germany

This relatively tiny, nearly 1,000-year-old town sits about an hour away from Frankfurt on what is popularly known as the German Fairy Tale Route. If that sounds intriguing to you, look it up, as it has something to do with the Grimms’ Fairy Tales. Believe it or not, Germany is about more than Oktoberfest, raves, wine, Mercedes, and deep thinkers with bushy eyebrows. I’m here to meet with an old friend I’ve not seen face to face in almost exactly 30 years. A strange thing happened back then in the mid-1990s: our friend Olaf had moved to England, though somewhere back in those foggy memories, he also lived a while in Edinburgh, Scotland, and Helsinki, Finland.

Meanwhile, Uwe (Atom Heart/Atom™) Schmidt sought refuge in Santiago, Chile, and Michael Geesman first escaped to Berlin before finally landing in Bülow, Germany. Funny enough, less than 20 miles (30km) away, I’d spent some time in nearby Schwerin about six months after the fall of the Berlin Wall at a tech conference introducing East Germans to Western computer tech. The deal is, Schwerin and Bülow are well off the beaten path, and while Caroline and I had made it to Lübeck, Lüneburg, and Binz on the German island of Rügen, places surrounding the Bülow area, we were far enough away that our travel schedules wouldn’t allow for the carving out of an extra eight hours to visit Michael in his remote outpost.

Gelnhausen, Germany

Today, that equation finally changed as Michael took the time to drive the 325 miles (520km) south to Gelnhausen, where his parents live, so the two of us could meet again. While Michael was willing to come to Frankfurt, I understand enough about where he’s been living for decades now to know that driving into a city such as Frankfurt would be a stressful exercise, so I told him that I’d take the train to meet him in the town he’d grown up in. No coffee shop, no bar, nobody’s home, he picked me up at the train station, and we drove up a mountain to a forest trail above town for a walk in the woods.

Michael Geesman and John Wise in Gelnhausen, Germany

Rarely, over the past 30 years, have Michael and I not been in contact. Skype has allowed us to be relatively consistent in chatting with one another, and then there were the care packages from Bülow, where Michael has sent Caroline and me 3D printed cat-butt cookie molds, a giant plastic frog that wears a crown, greeting us every day we do dishes or make a meal, and a few other trinkets. But here we are today, decades later, and finally closing the gap between voices that never aged and the reality that faces have certainly changed.

Caroline Wise and Claudia in Frankfurt, Germany

Back in Frankfurt, Caroline is again spending part of one of her days of vacation meeting with Claudia, who has traveled south from the Köln (Cologne) area so the two could meet. While these two gifted and ambitious women met, I had to excuse myself due to my meeting with Michael Geesman. To Claudia, whom I am fully aware enjoys meeting with me too, my apologies that I couldn’t dip in, but after you traveling twice to Frankfurt, I hope (no promises) that Caroline and I will make the effort the next time we are in Europe to pass through North Rhine-Westphalia to visit with you and Jo (sounds like Joe to my English readers and is typically short for Joachim). As for how the day passed for Caroline and Claudia, that will be up to my wife to share details of, if she decides to do so.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

While the name of Gelnhausen sounded familiar, it wasn’t until Michael and I got to the old town center that I realized that I’d been here before. Returning to the States, I took the time to look up those details. Back on June 1, 2021, I first visited this place, though it could be possible that I passed through prior to meeting Caroline, too, but this was when I first wrote of Gelnhausen. As a matter of fact, I’d already prepped these photos before looking for the previous reference, and so only now am I seeing my overlap of photos I’ve shared between postings.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

This one image, an overview I often aim for, is the nearly identical photo I shot four years ago, though the older one is lit better. But I’m not here to contrast then and now.

John Wise in Gelnhausen, Germany

The image of me I never imagined, sporting a rotundness I seem to easily ignore, unless confronted with a perspective I choose to pretend doesn’t exist.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

More important than sightseeing, Michael and I are strolling through the world he grew up in and are simply using the environment as a backdrop to chat.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

Moving along, we connected the dots from our shared past, starting in or around 1987, possibly as far back as 1986, as we had a mutual friend with Uwe Hamm-Fürhölter, and with Michael remaining in Germany after Caroline and I left, he’s been meticulous in keeping up with the direction and outcomes about many of the people we’d both known, or known of.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

Just as I’ve turned to the headspace I can occupy while writing, Michael has embraced the world he finds while kayaking out on rivers and lakes.

Marienkirche in Gelnhausen, Germany

What we didn’t stumble into was where common ground currently exists between our perspectives, likely because covering such a large delta of some 30 years was monumental. So many years ago, it was computer graphics, techno music, and video/film making that connected us; today, it is the ephemeral aesthetics of the world of nature.

Gelnhausen, Germany

When passing through an environment, there are often difficulties in choosing a singular sight to define the vibe of what is being seen. Capturing the big picture is not always easy, so maybe grabbing a fragment will suffice. Upon getting home, there’s the wish, frequently accompanied by regret that I didn’t try harder, that something I shot will have enough character to exemplify a hint of what I feel I was witnessing. Once I believe I have a little something that meets that criteria, I reluctantly offer it here, though I have knowledge of its weakness. Then, time will pass, and soon, a year will have gone by. Looking at the post from that distance, I am then able to understand why an image resonated with me. More importantly, the rarity of the experience strikes hard, and I bask, incredulous, in the awareness that I’ve been one of those rare humans who were able to explore a wider swath of our world.

Gelnhausen, Germany

Maybe I should have asked Michael how he sees this passageway between houses? How many countless times has he descended the stairs on sunny, rainy, or icy days, or walked in the other direction? Does he care about the appearance of things, or does it fatigue his eye in much the same way that cinderblocks and asphalt numb our senses in Phoenix, Arizona?

Gelnhausen, Germany

Agreeing that I’d enjoy a coffee, Michael suggested we visit his boyhood home, where his mother could make us something to drink, and on the way, we’d stop at a bakery to pick up cake for us and his family. While I have a vague memory that I’d met Michael’s brother, does he have more than one? I’d never met his parents. I can’t say they gave Zwei Scheisses that I was visiting, not that I was expecting fanfare, just a modicum of slight interest. Writing this, I feel like a needy child, likely a reflection of how we put on such airs in America as though a minor celebrity were entering someone’s home. Here in Germany, the pragmatism of “I don’t know you, I needn’t acknowledge your existence,” is just the way it is. Oh well, nice view from the Geesman balcony, where cheesecake and coffee were had.

Doodles from Michael Geesman in Gelnhausen, Germany

Frau Schnecke macht durch Die Hecke – Mrs. Snail goes through the hedge. The German works better as snail and hedge rhyme, but it’s also ambiguous, as it could also imply that Mrs. Snail pees in the bush. The other snail statement translates to: The snail is in no hurry, why? Because. Sketches from the mind of Michael Geesman. With this, it was time for me to return to Frankfurt for a dinner date with Klaus and Stephanie, to meet up with Caroline again, but fortune was not on my side. The trains at the Gelnhausen Bahnhof were not running due to a fire near the tracks somewhere else, and after three cancellations, I opted for a taxi.

Since I was paying the $100 fare anyway, I invited a young coder, working on an artificial intelligence project for a large bank, to join me for the ride to Frankfurt so he could continue to a city in the north where he works when not doing his job remotely. Not only did I learn about how AI is quietly being implemented without great fanfare, but also without the dystopian hysteria that is the otherside of the story in the U.S. Then he shared how AI has made a huge impact on his brother’s career as a molecular biologist following Google’s open-sourcing its DeepMind project and how through the European Molecular Biology Laboratory’s European Bioinformatics Institute over 200 million predicted protein structures, almost all known such structures, were shared through the AlphaFold Protein Structure Database. Learning about this work, it was well worth the cost of the taxi and the knowledge this young man dropped on me.

Tapas in Frankfurt, Germany

While old farts (curmudgeons) rail against “globalization” I’ll celebrate the diversity of everything it has brought us. From the Sichuan duck tongue dish we shared years ago in Los Angeles, our recent taste of Berlin-style döner kebab in Phoenix, to enjoying Tapas from Spain here in Frankfurt. This traditional Spanish drinking food has become popular nearly everywhere, just as we’ve been witnessing taco shops opening across Europe. Electric bikes and cars are proliferating around the world; AI is taking hold everywhere, and renewable energy is expanding globally to fuel a cleaner environment. From my perspective, aside from the idiocy of bickering, dogmatic politicians pandering to intransigent grumpy old people, the future looks amazing.

Frankfurt, Germany

Following our nice dinner at Ginkgo Restaurant in Bornheim, we walked over to the new location of Eis Christina. On the way, we passed a school where there must have been 50 to 75 handmade banners encouraging students destined for university to do well on their Abitur, or final exams, before moving on to university. While the U.S. flirts with debasing basic education and turning it into a fool’s game on a state-by-state basis of ridiculousness, the “Old World” has established the European Qualifications Framework (EQF) to allow EU citizens mobility between countries based on a common system. I can only hope that rational minds continue to have a voice in front of the nearly 750 million people of the European Union and that those promoting fear and isolation stop making headway into national dialogues.

Frankfurt, Germany – Friends and Family

Jutta, Stephanie, Katharina, and Klaus Engelhardt with Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

I’d like to blame the following on jetlag, but the truth might be darker, that being that I’m growing older. But here I was, it’s midday, and I have no interest in taking notes about our travels, nor was I inclined to snap photos. Lethargy was my middle name. Without journal entries, many of the details of our travels would be lost, and that might be okay, possibly, for the family moments, because the truth is, maybe such encounters have largely been written about previously.  On the other hand, I wasn’t just an observer in these moments but also participated, which could be another good excuse for the lack of notes.

Katharina Engelhardt in Frankfurt, Germany

We have gathered in celebration of Katharina’s birthday. Aside from the gifts, we celebrated with Klaus’ homemade green sauce with boiled eggs and potatoes, the most traditional preparation of this Frankfurt staple. As you might have gleaned from the first photo, a strawberry tort was the stand-in for the birthday cake.

U-Bahn underground train stop in Frankfurt, Germany

After spending all morning and afternoon with the Engelhardts, Caroline and I made our way across town for a late-day appointment we’d scheduled with some good friends.

Frankfurt, Germany

Kaiserstraße in front of the Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof (Main Train Station) was quite the seedy place decades ago. Today, it’s pleasantly cleaned up. There are still pockets of sketchy types who are milling here and there, but what big city doesn’t suffer such indignities? A notorious red light district once existed mostly to the left side of Kaiserstraße, while every flavor of addict and thug clogged the spaces between, but that was then, and now, after years of gentrification, you may never guess the darker past that was thriving here back in the mid-1980s when I arrived ready to party.

Olaf Finkbeiner and John Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

No visit to Frankfurt would be complete without touching base with the person who holds the distinction of being the longest-standing friend I’ve had in life, besides Caroline. This is Olaf Finkbeiner, one of the most curious, ambitious people I’ve known, also one of the humblest.

Marijuana in Frankfurt, Germany

We met up in the garden for a barbecue and, sadly, not for weed, seeing that only on the rarest of occasions might I imbibe. This bud is a sample of what he’s been cultivating in a modified fridge that will also be the focus of the book he’s currently authoring. Not seeing each other but every other year leaves a lot of ground to cover, and while I’d love to share an entire day with Olaf and his family, we have to make the difficult decision to keep our time with friends brief, hoping they’ll be around for many more years, while we split our time between family pressing into their 90s, our need for novelty found in vacation to new locales, and meeting with those who affirm we are not lost in a world of idiots.

Sylvia, Olaf Finkbeiner's wife and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

While Olaf and I catch up, Sylvia and Caroline do the same. Before we know it, hours have passed, and it being Sunday, work schedules for those not on vacation demand that evening encounters do not stretch into the wee hours of the morning. Already at this time, I can’t believe that we landed in Germany just the day before. Please keep in mind that the details, or general lack of them, are caused by the delay in recording anything meaningful as we moved through the fog of exhaustion combined with overstimulation brought on by teleporting ourselves from the Arizona desert to a European capital. This situation was being exacerbated by the intense anticipation of what was to come on Thursday after we were scheduled to leave Germany, while remaining in Europe.

Mistaken Point – Newfoundland

Cape Spear, Newfoundland, Canada

Last night, on our drive to St. John’s, we were moving in and out of rain showers, and while it wasn’t snowing, I wasn’t enjoying anything about it. After getting into the biggest city in Newfoundland, we found parking in a garage across the street from our hotel and were walking in shortly before 10:00. The smell of weed, fried food from the restaurant downstairs, and a hint of cat pee greeted us on our walk up the leaning stairs making for a strange transition from small towns to what is still a small big-city with a population of only about 110,000 inhabitants. When we woke, it was still raining; once back on the street, it had slowed to a light rain, though it was enough that I wanted to skip our planned stop for a hot breakfast and instead rely on the granola we were traveling with.

Cape Spear Lighthouse, Newfoundland, Canada

First things first, meaning that the Cape Spear Lighthouse, only ten miles away, will earn a visit. The rain had paused, but we could be grateful for the lingering heavy clouds. I can’t imagine photographing this lighthouse in any more dramatic setting than the one we witnessed this morning.

Cape Spear Historic Lighthouse, Newfoundland, Canada

Add another lighthouse to the list of places to come back to. This older lighthouse at the same site was put into operation in 1836 and was still closed while we were visiting this national historic site. I’d wager that should we make that return visit to Newfoundland, which I’ve been suggesting is likely to happen, it will involve flying directly into St. John’s to maximize our time out here. I’ve been reading more about St. John’s as I was learning the story of the Cape Spear Lighthouse, and it became obvious that we shouldn’t have only used the city for lodging; on our subsequent visit to the island, we should not only explore one of the earliest European settlements in all of North America but also take the time to tour the oldest lighthouse in all of North America.

Cape Spear Lighthouse, Newfoundland, Canada

You might notice that this photo of the modern lighthouse is similar to the other shot. Caroline and I were unable to agree on which one was nicer. Her vote was for the first one, while mine was for this photo, which is obviously far superior.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Cape Spear, Newfoundland, Canada

I wonder if anyone has ever recognized that Caroline and I are almost the same height. If you know us, you should have noticed that that’s not true and that I tower a solid five or six inches (12.5 to 15cm) over her. So what’s going on? The truth is, I scootch down to her height, not only so we can stand cheek to cheek, allowing our smiles to be on the same level, but this affords me a better grip on her backside, which is often the motivation she requires to offer a heartier smile for the camera. Now you know one of our secrets I’ve never shared before, and it all happened at the Easternmost Point of Canada, the kind of significant place one should share such things.

Cape Spear Battery, Newfoundland, Canada

World War II is a distant memory for most, but this battery in ruin is one of the visual reminders that fear of invasion was everywhere, even on the coasts of North America. I wonder how much of my sense of the history of this site is informed by the war footage and subsequent movies focused on war from that era and how the 20 or so men in the crew would be working the turret, aiming, arming, and calculating the trajectory of the projectile? Do others think about how much their memories are informed by specific media exposure? I’ve seen elephants and the Alps of Italy, yet I fail to envision Hannibal leading a herd of nearly 40 elephants over the mountains in Southern Europe for an attack on Rome. Maybe that movie hasn’t been made, or I missed it?

View from Irish Loop Coffee House Witless Bay, Newfoundland, Canada

This is the view of Witless Bay in the small town of the same name, as seen from the Irish Loop Coffee House that sits just off the Irish Loop, which travels around the southern portion of the Avalon Peninsula. At a minimum, we would grab a couple of coffees until I asked if they could whip us a quick breakfast because we were trying to make an appointment further south and had precious little time to spare; they obliged us. While breakfast was a simple affair of eggs, bacon, potatoes, toast, and coffee, it was had while sitting at a window, offering us this view right here. Enjoying the experience and intrigued by some lunch items written on a nearby chalkboard, we ordered two brie, bacon, and apple sandwiches on croissants for lunch out on our trail later. At the counter, about to pay for everything, the oat cakes were talking to us, so a couple of those went with us. Little did we know, we should have taken them all. Thinking about them again, I’ve reached out to Judy, the owner, hoping to score the recipe.

Caroline Wise at the post office in Ferryland, Newfoundland, Canada

Waiting until nearly the last minute to have postcards delivered from Canada to family in Germany, we finally remembered to pull over at a post office to send them off. Postmarked from Ferryland, Newfoundland, the cards Caroline wrote yesterday at the Quintal Cafe are about to start the long journey to Europe, meaning she’ll likely get back to Phoenix before any of these reach those lands across the Atlantic Ocean.

Renews, Newfoundland, Canada

Comfortable with the time it took to reach the south coast, we felt we could afford a couple more stops along the way. This one was at the Renews River flowing to the Atlantic Ocean.

Near Chance Cove Provincial Park, Newfoundland, Canada

There’s not a lot to be found at the Chance Cove Provincial Park other than a pit toilet, a parking lot, and a trail to the sea, not that we saw any of those things, but that’s what I learned after looking for some relevant information that might allow me to share a thing or two. Then, there is everything else not listed on the park’s website, such as the environmental elements that would naturally be contained within these 5,110 acres (2,068 hectares) of land that were important enough to be designated as a provincial park.

Near Chance Cove Provincial Park, Newfoundland, Canada

Well, this isn’t nothing: near the provincial park, a crumbling old bridge from the previous road that would have been in use a long time ago, judging by the state of it.

Eastern Hyper-Oceanic Barrens, Newfoundland, Canada

It was right about here that we first learned of the Eastern Hyper-Oceanic Barrens, though I mentioned them in yesterday’s post. Notice the lack of trees; trees attempting to grow here will be stunted as the environment is not conducive to hardy plant growth. We are likely looking at a carpet of heath moss, which covers much of the barrens. As Europeans began settling in Newfoundland, these areas always had small populations because, at best, farming poor soils was a tough slog. Hence, the people of this corner of Canada still enjoy a special meal, known as Jiggs Dinner, that relies on turnips, carrots, and potatoes, but more about that in tomorrow’s post.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

We arrived at the Edge of Avalon Interpretation Centre in Portugal Cove South with plenty of time before our scheduled 12:30 tour of Mistaken Point, a UNESCO World Heritage Site. We booked our two spots on this rare tour back in May, only to learn that through a computer snafu, our reservations weren’t to be found in their computer system. After showing the guide our email confirmation, it turned out that she was the person I had been communicating with back in May. She explained that this wasn’t the first time it’s happened and that it wasn’t a problem here near the end of the season. Only 3,000 people are allowed to visit Mistaken Point annually, and I thought we were incredibly fortunate to be part of that limited number. To get out to our trailhead, we formed a convoy of vehicles to drive the nearly ten miles out to a ranger station where we would be guided by two people, ensuring that none of us strayed or tried to collect souvenirs.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

If you didn’t notice it in the previous two photos, the heavy cloud cover of the first part of the day had given way to glorious blue skies. Walking the well-defined trail to Mistaken Point, our guides pointed out various features and history of the area. Not only were we invited to sample partridgeberries and Swedish bunchberries (also known as Cornelian cherries), but we also tried small black berries called crowberries. A shallow depression in the soil allowed for the accumulation of soil and facilitated this small stand of trees to take root. This small pocket of balsam fir, known as a tuckamore, is at full maturity, yet I can look over the tops; their short stature indicates the impact of the hostile environment on the barrens’ flora.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

It was not obvious, in the least, to my untrained senses, but this hillside and its rock cover are not here together by coincidence. While the slope of the hill is natural, the rocks were collected elsewhere and used to cover the area by early inhabitants who used them to dry fish on.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Taking any of the photos I’ve managed to capture since we got on the trail has been a bit of a race, as our guides are trying to keep us moving to maximize our time at our destination. While we know it is a fossil site, beyond that, we have no idea what we will be seeing today, as we avoided learning more until this day when we’d experience it with our own senses. Once Caroline learned that this was a USESCO site, that’s all that mattered as I made our reservations; everything else was an unfolding surprise, especially the weather.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

This is Watern Bay and the last segment of our hike to the mysteries that await us at Mistaken Point.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Okay, just one more corner where half of us are lingering while the other group readies themselves for visiting the site.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

There it is, the slab of rock we are so excitedly waiting to visit for ourselves, the rock that has earned the UNESCO World Heritage designation. Cynthia, one of the guides, is with her group explaining things I’m sure we’ll hear from Kara, the other guide. Meanwhile, we’ve moved into a small staging area where, in accordance with our agreement prior to being allowed to sign up for the tour, we are doffing our shoes as we are only allowed to walk on the rock wearing socks to protect the fossils.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

We are on the fossil surface, and while you may not see any of them from this angle, when you are here in person, they are so numerous that you’ll be at a loss to figure out just what you should be looking at. Some of the backstory about this site: this area was part of the Iapetus Ocean, which I first mentioned on our first full day in Newfoundland, so we are exploring a part of the earth’s history from about 560 million years ago, known as the Ediacaran era. The fossils here are not plants, though calling them animals might not be exactly correct either, but they were organisms. There are no known descendants of these early life forms. According to scientific data, most everything from the Ediacaran was extinct before the Cambrian Explosion, which began about 541 million years ago. As for these specimens that once lived on the floor of an ocean that disappeared, they were killed off and buried under the ash of a volcanic eruption, which is why they were preserved as fossil impressions.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

This was when and where words began to fail me. When Kara told us the names of these fossils, including their peculiar, not very memorable names, they had no touch points in my mind to connect with. We can only look at them and try to relate them to something else we’ve seen in nature, but that would be plants, certainly not animals. That this is likely a Bradgatia doesn’t say much, and without evolutionary ancestors who inherited some characteristics, what are we supposed to make of such things?

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Maybe being in awe of such things is enough and is a lesson in humility about our limited abilities as the supposed intelligent humans we so desperately want to intimate. I say this because here’s an ancient early life form I cannot truly comprehend, but I’m typically delusional enough to believe that if I saw an alien, angel, or god, I’d find a meaningful way to communicate it. While it is true that a fossil is not an entity to be communicated with, I stumble trying to convey something relevant about an impression locked in stone. Thinking about this, if I were buried in ash from a volcanic eruption where I sit writing this, what would a future ancestor 500 million years from now understand about the impressions I left in the rocks?

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

For everything that we can easily see, such as what appears to me to resemble the double helix of DNA, how many other things were of such small size or fragility of makeup that they remain unseen to untrained eyes?

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

As far as I can determine, Mistaken Point is one of eight locations on our planet where Ediacaran age fossils have been found, but this spot on the southern end of the Avalon Peninsula jutting into the Atlantic Ocean is the best example of such fossils due to that volcanic eruption that buried them. Now, here we are today, about a dozen of us who, only between mid-May and mid-October, are allowed to walk on an ancient seabed to see the record of what lived here. It’s difficult to be here and not be overwhelmed by the magnitude of things.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

While the giant alien Charniodiscus dominates the photo, there are faint impressions of at least eight other fossils, or I’m suffering from the fossil version of pareidolia.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Like Mt. Vesuvius, which buried Pompeii nearly 2,000 years ago, everything on the seafloor that was vibrantly alive minutes before started to find itself buried under a rain of ash. Half a billion years later, I’m trying to wrap my head around this gargantuan leap in time while trying to decipher impressions that, in some instances, appear as if they were pressed into mud only recently. Nothing stops us from touching the fossils; we can walk on them because there is no way to avoid them. The only reason I’m not touching them and trying to avoid stepping on a single one is because of how rare they feel, and I don’t want to add to the inevitable erosion that is yet to come and has been happening for thousands of years already. To me, these are sacrosanct artworks that deserve our respect.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Pardon my heavy detour, but these experiences of walking on the Earth’s mantle at Tablelands on the otherside of the island, exploring ancient thrombolites at Flowers Cove, and now visiting these Ediacaran fossils that once inhabited the seafloor of the Iapetus Ocean mixed with my knowledge of the mind-boggling depth of glacial ice that buried all of this has me thinking even more about the bizarre sequence of events and the astonishing history that had to precede everything for me to have this experience. Then, thinking about history, glaciers, oceans, and our interpretation of fossils, I can’t help but consider that during the Glacial Maximum of the last ice age, approximately 26,500 to 19,000 years ago, sea levels were 390 to 425 feet (120 to 130 meters) below current levels. I can only imagine what we could explore if those sea levels were still so low, for example, the settlements that might have existed on the Bering Land Bridge between Russia and North America or the Doggerland Land Bridge between the U.K. and Europe. How did the flooding of those formerly habitable areas as glaciers were retreating contribute to the many flood myths within humanity? Anyway, this tangent has gone way off track, though it’s hard to contain my imagination regarding the effects of shifting sands, seas, and land masses, along with cultural and knowledge awareness to inform and enlighten our perspective of the world.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

This extinct organism, Fractofusus, was one of the earliest known animals. As I said moments ago, some of the fossils look like they fell into the mud only recently; this is one of them. Reading more about it, I learned that this creature represents an enigma to science. In some way, it is an alien because its body type is unlike any other plant or animal we’ve ever discovered. Most animals, such as humans, have what is known as bilateral symmetry, while things like starfish have radial symmetry, and jellyfish have spherical symmetry. Fractofusus doesn’t exhibit symmetry, making it nearly impossible to understand its body plan. Maybe Mistaken Point should be renamed Mystery Point.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

The round part of these Charniodiscus creatures is believed to have been a holdfast, that part of their body that anchored them to the seafloor.

Caroline Wise at Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Again, here we were without a banana to compare the relative size of the things we were looking at. Graciously, Caroline acted as a stand-in for one of these yellow-skinned tropical fruits. She’s generous in that way.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

I am so happy that I ran out of shareable images of fossils and that we are now on our way out of the protected ecological reserve.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

With that heavy lifting finished, it’s time for a break and picking more berries. When I mentioned the partridgeberries, Swedish bunchberries, and crowberries, I intentionally left out the blueberries because I knew this photo was way down here and that I’d be writing something or other about them. Now that I’m running into writer’s fatigue, I want to gloss over anything I might have wanted to say other than that they were yummy. [A perfect dessert after we had finished our sandwiches from the Irish Loop Coffee House – Caroline]

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Trails, paths, and roads crisscross our planet, going in every direction to take us to all corners of our earth, but for some of us, there’s a yearning to know what exists between those map points. This type of route finding is known as interstitial or free-range exploration, and while neither Caroline nor I have the requisite skills for that type of adventure, it is the driving force of that desire that brings us to places such as this.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

In Nova Scotia, at the Cape Breton Highlands National Park and again at Terra Nova National Park here in Newfoundland, we visited fens that support sphagnum moss. A fen is like a bog but with a steady water source. A different type of moss also exists in the barrens; it is called heath moss or woolly fringe moss and is part of the blanket and plateau bogs ecosystem. When you look at satellite images of this area, or you are flying over southeast Labrador towards the coastal region, there’s a good chance that many of the ponds being seen are from the plateau bogs that dot the landscape. Blanket bogs form over hills and valleys, while plateau bogs are more common in coastal areas.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

I have what’s likely an impossible dream: maybe if I learn more about the planet, I might gather a minor understanding of how it all fits together and is interconnected.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

In that sense, my blog posts and research are similar to this cairn. While passing us on the unpaved section of the drive back to the visitor center, our guides explained that it was placed here by the early inhabitants as a sign that this was a good area to find bakeapple, a.k.a. cloudberries. Blog posts are my cairns to remind Caroline and me of what was where and what we discovered and shared.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

On our drive into the reserve earlier, neither of us spotted this cascade spilling out of the landscape, which is indicative of that common human trait of being overwhelmed by the totality of what is being absorbed to miss many of the obvious details only seen at second glance.

Mistaken Point UNESCO World Heritage Site, Newfoundland, Canada

Yep, we missed this reflective pond, too. Maybe we had been too focused on the car ahead or were shocked by the sky clearing for our arrival at Mistaken Point.

Eastern Hyper-Oceanic Barrens, Newfoundland, Canada

This was our view north after leaving the south coast. It appears we are heading back into the clouds.

Eastern Hyper-Oceanic Barrens, Newfoundland, Canada

We are absolutely enchanted by this landscape that, for vast stretches, doesn’t appear to have anything growing on it taller than ankle height.

Sunset in New Bridge on the Irish Loop Trail in Newfoundland, Canada

It must have been shortly before 7:00 when we reached New Bridge and this view of the setting sun. After hitting some stretches of foggy road but no rain, we were close to pulling into St. John’s when we noticed that we had reservations at 8:00 for dinner at a place around the corner from our hotel. I have no recollection of what we dined on. It wouldn’t matter anyway; how can any of that compare to what our senses feasted on all day long?