Great Aunt Eleanor is 92 years old and just the sweetest old lady ever. Her mind is sharp and as politically and socially aware as it was many a year ago. Auntie’s days are spent eating bird-sized portions of meals while reading newspapers or listening to news radio. One of her favorite programs is listening to Matt Drudge on Sunday evenings. Auntie is my grandfather’s older sister and was happily married to Secret Service Agent Ken Burke, who passed away not too many years ago.