Farmhouse Toilet

The bathroom with TV and toys on display at Joe's Farm Grill in Gilbert, Arizona

This past weekend for lunch we tried Joe’s Farm Grill in Gilbert, Arizona after a recommendation the night before while eating at Tina’s Ethiopian Cafe – which by the way is excellent. Lunch at Joe’s was good, farm-fresh veggies, locally raised products, and a great location on a small 12-acre working farm made for a nice lunch. But it was afterward, when we were getting ready to leave, that something really grabbed Caroline’s attention. She needed to stop at the loo and returned wild-eyed and excited insisting I follow her back to the restroom. NO WAY, I ain’t falling for that one, tried it myself on some other unsuspecting noobs, but not me. Her excitement and insistence I would have to take a photo convinced me to check it out, and, well, this is the most extraordinary farmhouse toilet one might find during a lifetime of looking. The uni-sex facility features a flat-panel TV showing episodes of the Supermarionation (a form of puppetry) classic “Thunderbirds” and in fancy-schmancy display cases are Thunderbirds action figures – not only all that, but this is also the cleanest bathroom in the world.

Ken The Cutter

Ken, local Hindu resident of Phoenix, Arizona

Beware of this man, he is Ken “The Cutter” Jones – not his real last name. Ken is from the Indian state of Gujarat where he was the leader of a local chapter of the Hindu Mafia, he gained notoriety and considerable fortune working quietly in the background producing Bollywood movies while befriending noted mega-stars Big B and Om Puri, who he met while on the set of Dev. Following a turf war, The Cutter was exiled to America where he now runs a protection racket extorting Manikchand (slang for cash)  from local Guju shop owners. Ken is a really bad man, evil, nasty, horrible, a man so terrible no one has ever seen him smile.

Ketchup Time

Farm fresh tomatoes

These tomatoes are from my final visit to The Little Farm in Gilbert as this was Lauren’s last season operating a CSA (Community Supported Agriculture) farm. She will be sorely missed.

Turns out that the third time was the charm in my effort to make ketchup. The first attempt failed because I didn’t understand the importance of a food mill. The second opportunity to make fresh ketchup was ruined because my recipe was still coming together and I still didn’t have a grasp on the dynamics of working with tomatoes. This last week’s attempt was dialed in. Maybe I should have cooked it a wee bit longer for a thicker ketchup consistency, but we are quite happy with the results. Caroline will find a little slice of heaven the next week as she indulges in her love of noodles and ketchup – yuck.

Is That What I Think It Is?

A grilled peanut butter, fresh strawberry and banana, pineapple, and chocolate chip sandwich

OMG, it’s a Peanut Butter Fresh Strawberry and Banana with Pineapple and Chocolate Chip Sandwich on Texas Toast – just what I have always dreamed of. I don’t know if even a child would like the idea of this, maybe it is only something a whacky vegetarian could love – and true to form, my wife did like it. As for me, I’ll stick to the tofu steak with tahini barbecue sauce served up alongside a large portion of tofurkey, slathered in soy bean gravy with a side of Brussel sprouts topped with a bean sprout ragout – a real man’s man of a meal at Joe’s Farm Grill in Gilbert.

Stuck Looking Behind

Rearview mirror looking back at the setting sun

I need to stop staring at the rearview mirror of what I did before this and look forward to what could be said and shown today, tomorrow, and the next day. If you were to ask if I am having a motivation problem posting entries on this John Wise blog thing after more than 800 near consecutive entries, I could only answer – DUH! I love the creative outlet when it is flowing and I don’t much care if I am the only visitor to my site, but sometimes I have to ask myself why I didn’t choose an easier task for a blog, such as the, “Once in a lifetime answer to the reason for our existence” – a simple single entry that serves all of humanity for all time. I’ll post that later this summer.

Chihuly and Warhol – Day 15

Pennsylvania Turnpike

We checked out of our cheapo Days Inn room and were on the turnpike by 6:30, which was late. So we hit warp drive and witnessed this phenomenon. We were in such a hurry that we stopped at the Somerset Travel Plaza to eat at Burger King for breakfast; not our best choice, but it was fast and convenient.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Yes, the vacation is almost over, but now comes the real treat: The Phipps Conservatory. Dale Chihuly’s glasswork is on exhibit amongst the plants, flowers, and fountains. A month prior to leaving Phoenix, Caroline and I had watched a documentary on DVD which just so happened to be about Chihuly’s work in a conservatory, and we thought there was no chance of us ever catching one of these exhibits, but then about a week before our departure, our airline changed our departure time on the return leg of our vacation and all of a sudden we had more time in Pittsburgh to play with. The first place I looked at was the Pittsburgh Visitors Bureau, which prominently featured a blurb about the upcoming Chihuly exhibit opening on May 5th – WOW! What a stroke of luck as this was the day we landed in Pittsburgh, though we already had commitments, so on May 19th, with the extra time, we would be able to stop at the conservatory and have a leisurely walk through the garden to admire the art of Chihuly.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I think the first time we saw Chihuly’s work in person was at the Monterey Bay Aquarium over in California though I suppose it could have been at the Bellagio over in Las Vegas, Nevada too. Today, though, we are being treated to what could be our once-in-a-lifetime chance to see his works in a conservatory.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I shot a couple of hundred photos here and have been hard-pressed to be satisfied with the 13 I’ve decided to share.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

It’s immediately apparent that no amount of time will satisfy the opportunity to try and capture what’s on exhibit here in Pittsburgh today. Time of day, lighting conditions, and just where one situates themself to capture a good representation of what is on display is a fool’s errand at best.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This glass butterfly looked so real until I saw it move and realized it was, in fact, real. Just kidding, it was totally fake, not.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Our flight leaves tonight at 6:00 p.m., so there’s no chance for us to witness this scene with our own eyes in the light of sunset. For the rest of eternity, we’ll be unable to see this sculpture in any other light than what we are capturing right here right now, but at least we own this opportunity.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Perspective changes everything. The image with the butterfly was from this piece that boggles the mind of how it was assembled without breaking a thing.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Moments of genius obviously went into how this was going to be set up for the conservatory.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Also, a lifetime of skill from working with glass and how patterns work in the material are on display for our benefit. For the people of Pittsburgh, like the people who live near Longwood Gardens here in Pennsylvania, too, you are the lucky ones who get to return again and again to see what the casual visitor is obviously going to miss.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The colors…

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The contrasts…

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The depth and reflections…

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

It all comes together to act as the perfect punctuation for the last day of our vacation.

Dale Chihuly glass art at the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Okay, just one more, and then we’ll go.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

What a nice, funky corner of Pittsburgh we’re in, known as the Strip District. Found some parking, and now it’s time to go fetch lunch.

Primanti Bros. in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Primanti Bros. is home to a world-famous sandwich found nowhere else besides Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Two weeks ago, Caroline and I stopped here prior to our drive to Buffalo, New York, for a sampling of this monster sandwich piled high with coleslaw and fries placed between two thick slices of Italian bread. The sandwich was so good we felt we couldn’t go wrong making a return pilgrimage and sitting down once more for one of these marvelous Primanti Bros.’ unique culinary inventions – yum!

Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Nobody should ever visit Pittsburgh and fail to visit the Andy Warhol Museum.

Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Visit the museum and stare into the eyes of Warhol so he can eat your soul. End of transmission.