Salzburg to Garmisch – Europe Day 18

Salzburg, Austria

The oppression of blue skies and a still-functioning camera to take photos and go out to explore yet another city while on vacation is taking its toll on my stamina. How much fun during the long days of summer is anyone supposed to be able to enjoy? At least when we are in Oregon during the late fall or early winter, we have the excuse to stay in for some nesting because the weather laughs at our attempts to fight its ferocity, and we oblige it, else it may seriously smite us in our stupidity to tempt it. Reluctantly we have entered Salzburg and will go forward into the day with the hope of rain and an abysmal experience, so I can lament at least one day how horrible our vacation of perfection turned and crapped on us.

Caroline Wise in Salzburg, Austria

Hmmm, it’s probably getting old if you’ve read enough of my blog entries about how “Two Frankfurters are better than one,” and my entry about Caroline riding the wild wiener when she mounted the kid’s corn dog ride, or just days ago when she kissed the cock and I captioned it with, “Just the tip.” So, I’ll try to lay off the innuendo here and just let the picture talk for itself about how much my wife enjoys a good wurst (wiener for English speakers). Maybe you’ve picked up on that this was our breakfast today?

Salzburg, Austria

A good church always makes a great accompaniment to breakfast, and why should today be any different than all the previous days so here you go, this is the Kollegienkirche or Collegiate Church, should the English name suit you better. Either this is under renovation and yet still open to the public, or it is the most sparsely decorated church in all of Europe.

Salzburg, Austria

Out of one church and into another. We may not have even been outside for two minutes before we were able to take refuge from the sun in another ancient marvel of architecture. This is the Salzburg Cathedral, which is the third iteration of a church that has stood on this spot since at least 774. In 1181, the first (maybe second) church burned down, and then in 1614, the current cathedral was started.

Salzburg, Austria

We found some graffiti on a wall, and the tag read, “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was baptized here on January 28, 1756.” At first, I thought it was fake news, so I went to Wikipedia, and it said the same thing, but someone told me that they only post fake truths, so I went to a library and checked an encyclopedia from the 1960s back when truth and information were real and sure enough it too said Mozart was baptized at the Salzburg Cathedral a day after he was born. BTW, do you really believe that I went to a library to confirm in an encyclopedia the truthiness of a story?

Salzburg, Austria

I’m tortured by the church with its open policy of allowing me to take more photos than one should post in a single blog entry. How am I supposed to choose but a few to accompany my writing when every corner and arch demands greater scrutiny? Then it occurs to me that maybe I’m merely looking at Trompe-l’œil style painting and that the technique employed here is just so great that I believe I’m looking at windows and into a dome. That old question of perception versus reality rears its ugly head.

Salzburg, Austria

Back during World War II, a bomb crashed through the central dome seen here in its more beautiful restored state.

Salzburg, Austria

A close-up of the top of the dome as I struggle with getting the lighting right while hand-holding a camera where I should take hours and have the proper equipment to adequately do justice to such a magnificent building. Then again, these blog entries are more about the memories that are brought back to Caroline and me and hopefully some small amount of inspiration to those who find my blog and how they consider the way they travel. There are always ways to afford going places and more than enough time in a day to exceed your ability to experience a ton of things. Regarding paying for these types of travels, I like to share with those who wish they could travel like we do that it is simple, but some discipline is required.

First, you must set yourself the objective of doing something. Many have told me that they cannot afford a trip out of the country. If you can save $3.25 to $5 a day for a year, you can afford to go to Asia or Europe for a week to 10 days. Discount airline tickets, Airbnb or hostels, and street food are your friends. There’s no reason that a single person can’t travel to another country in this age for more than about $1250 ($3.25 a day saved for a year) to $1825 ($5 a day saved for a year).

Salzburg, Austria

You choose to stand atop the world paved in gold, or you suffer the indignity of living in the shadows unseen below the pawn. You need not be rich or privileged, but your perspective and “need” to be a winner or victim will play a role in where you perceive your existence. I cannot own the fortress that has been standing strong on the rock in front of me for almost 1000 years, but I can ascend its heights. First, though, I must believe I can do things outside my normal and then put into motion that ambition, followed by action that starts taking me there.

Salzburg, Austria

Sometimes, there are shortcuts on our path, and a few extra coins will allow us to speed our travels. Today, instead of pushing my bum knee up the hill, we are opting to ride the funicular up to Hohensalzburg Fortress. Back in 1515, a primitive funicular was written about that made the steep climb to the fortress; while this one is certainly quite modern this might just be the oldest operational railway on earth.

Salzburg, Austria

As you leave the funicular, you are presented with a cafe and a tremendous view. I’d recommend you stop and enjoy a piece of apple strudel and a coffee while basking in this beauty; it will make you look ten years younger.

Salzburg, Austria

Maybe because it was Wednesday, or maybe it’s due to it not being the main summer vacation time here in Europe, but it was pleasantly not crowded today. On Sundays, there is live music performed up here; why not every day?

Salzburg, Austria

Looking down into Old Town from the Hohensalzburg Fortress. That’s the Salzach River runs through the city, its source is in the Kitzbühel Alps. It’s a short river of just 141 miles (227 km) and joins the Danube up north on the German-Austrian border.

Salzburg, Austria

By now, you are probably wondering where the churches are. So are we.

St. George Chapel in Salzburg, Austria

There on the door to our left was the St. George’s Chapel, thus satisfying our hourly need to visit a church.

Salzburg, Austria

And beyond the church, some museum exhibits where we were requested not to take photos.

Salzburg, Austria

From here, we were about done visiting the fortress and were ready for our funicular delivery back to lower earth.

Salzburg, Austria

It’s not a church but a museum exhibit featuring items from a church, so it’s a win-win situation for us. We are in the Domquartier complex of museums where, yet again, we are asked not to take photographs. What’s up with these party poopers?

Salzburg, Austria

“Dead Christ on his Coffin” from about 1750 elicited a strange cackle from an American visitor who had a private docent accompanying her. She vigorously and adamantly begged this apparent university professor to explain to her how exceptional this piece must be, seeing it features Christ with maggots in his gut. She wanted nothing to do with the explanation that those were the artistic representation of intestines.

Salzburg, Austria

This is one of the staterooms of the Residenz.

Salzburg, Austria

Getting even churchier with a visit to St. Peter’s Abbey and Monastery, has been serving up missionary work since 696. That’s over 1,300 years for those of you who don’t know that there was human history before the “founding” of America.

Salzburg, Austria

Tomb of Field Marshal General Hans Werner von Raitenau.

Caroline Wise in Salzburg, Austria

Time for an exquisite lunch in a swanky place next to the monastery. We are about to dine at St. Peter Stiftskulinarium, which has been feeding people since 803, making it Europe’s oldest restaurant. After our amazing lunch, it was time to head down the road for the beginning of our return to Germany.

German Alps

We are not on the fastest road to Germany, but it is far more scenic than the one that travels north of here.

German Alps

Sheer rock faces with a ring of trees that appear to be growing on some kind of lip. I wonder what’s up top?

German Alps

When you see this photo in its full resolution, you’ll notice that the rocks are well-worn by erosion. Something to consider is that there are no visible debris collections or talus at the foot of these mountains. This begs the question if the rocks have been carried away or did these mountains stop crumbling long ago.

German Alps

These clouds have been moving in and out all afternoon; as a matter of fact, we had a bit of a heavy downpour just before leaving Salzburg that had us taking cover for about 10 minutes before darting for the car.

Caroline Wise roadside in Germany

Hazelnut and vanilla soft-serve ice cream had me wanting a second cone for the rest of our trip. Why oh why can’t we have this quality of ice cream anywhere in America and who gave McDonald’s permission to call what they sell soft serve too? Okay, to be fair, there is Anderson’s Custard in Buffalo, New York, which is pretty amazing, as is Andy’s in Missouri, but that is it. Don’t even ask about whatever it is that they sell at DQ because it isn’t what it claims.

German Alps

Storm and sun make me think of Sturm and Drang, which makes me think about The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe, which makes me think about Caroline in Vienna or Frankfurt, or Weimar – where we visited five years ago, and I forgot to fill in that day for my blog. So now I’m feeling the Sorrows of Old John, whose Sturm is not as Drang as it used to be.

German Alps

We are starting to cross through the mountains to the north side of the Alps.

German Alps

A single-lane toll road cuts a shortcut through the mountains.  It’s beautiful out here, and we get to see a side of Germany not typically seen: a landscape for kilometers with no sign of a village or small town.

German Alps

Just to my right, there’s a small hint of a rainbow, but not enough to warrant pointing the camera at it.

German Alps

Back to civilization. So now we’ve been on the southern side of the Alps, in the middle of the Alps, and now we are on the north side of the Alps. Tomorrow, we are supposed to be on top of the Alps, but the weather needs to be on our side. Hopefully, I didn’t wish too hard for rain.

German Alps

What might have otherwise been a simple picture of pastures, flowers, farmhouses, and snow-covered mountains in the Alps is transformed by the majestic heavy clouds that transform a landscape into one of high drama.

Garmisch, Germany

We are now in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, heading to a parking garage after we checked into the Gasthof Fraundorfer and figured out that we’ll be eating dinner there too.

Garmisch, Germany

Gasthof Fraundorfer is a quaint, touristy bit of Bavarian cliches that make you fall in love with the place once you are old enough. Thirty years ago, you wouldn’t have caught Caroline or me here for all the proverbial tea in China or beer at Oktoberfest. Here in our 50s, there’s certainly something quite appealing about all of this.

You are probably looking at about $20,000 worth of Bavarian clothing, known as trachten in German-speaking countries. Caroline would love for me to get some lederhosen but when we looked at their 1,200 Euro price tag, I took a double-take. If you want to go full traditional, you’ll need the hat, the Gamsbart (the hairy thing on the hat), suspenders with hand-embroidered edelweiss flowers for them, jackets, special shoes, and, of course, socks. These guys on the adjacent table were musicians just finished with their work for the day and had sat down at what must be the busiest place in town. You can rest assured that we had a traditional German meal with all of the accompaniments.

Garmisch, Germany

Our room upstairs was right out of the 1970s. I couldn’t find an Airbnb anywhere in the region, hence we opted for a hotel.

Note: Due to the nature of tomorrow’s post and the focus I want it to have, I’m putting this here that we decided in the morning that we were not visiting the Zugspitze for a view atop the Alps. The weather was forecast as a mixed bag, and with the cost of taking the cable car being about $100 for both of us, we felt that the weather should be perfect for such an expense. Maybe we’ll visit another time. As for our change of plans, Caroline said it best, “We are going from the highest point in Germany to its lowest point in history.”

Linz to Salzburg – Europe Day 17

Hörsching, Austria

How often have you woken up in commercial lodgings and been enchanted by the light that was illuminating your environment? From tents pitched along rivers or in forests to a cave on a cliffside in New Mexico, yurts on the rocky Oregon coast, and now this farmhouse in the Austrian countryside, they have all allowed Caroline and I to start the day with a flash of inspiration that unequivocally assures us just how lucky we are to see these things firsthand.

Hörsching, Austria

Sitting in the garden of this 400-year-old farmhouse here in Hörsching, the sky has fluffy little pillows of clouds to my right and blue skies to the left. Birds of at least a half dozen sorts are all around us. The sheep are yet to stir, but with this being a farm and all, the flies are doing their best to be slightly pesky.

Caroline made us coffee and is working on a pair of socks for me while I try my best to do some writing. Before stepping outside, I was filling in some blanks regarding day 9 of this adventure, which was the day we traveled from Verona to Gorizia via Padua, but as we moved outside, I found myself distracted by the sounds, light, smell of flowers, and slight breeze to such a degree that writing about an 800-year old church became impossible.

Hunger will propel us to leave sooner rather than later, though I’ll go ahead and repeat that a short stay here of just overnight does not do this place justice.

Over the past few days, Caroline was slowly changing our plans, and last night, on the way from Vienna, they were cemented; instead of going to the salt mine, we will deviate from our path and visit the village of Haslach an der Mühl whose claim to fame is an exceptional textile center and weaving museum. The funny thing is that this salt mine was one of the prime reasons for us coming to Austria in the first place. I’d like to say it will be easy enough for us to return someday for that or another salt mine, but we know that we also want to visit the Scottish Highlands, the Scandinavian countries, Iceland, and rural France. Even if we were to do a European-centric trip roughly every other year, this takes me to about 65 years old, where I’m guessing I might be slowing down from walking an average of about 10 miles (16 km) a day as we have on this trip and that travel will be different.

The owner of the farm, with a child that sounds to be about two years old, is tending to the sheep, which has elicited the first baa followed by a quick meh. Listening to them speak German while the birds continue their song lends the perfect soundtrack, driving home the fact that we are on vacation somewhere different than anywhere near home in Arizona.

It’s 8:30 and I run out of things to write about. Writing has been getting increasingly difficult as the trip has entered its third week. Our days have been long, averaging about 17 hours of waking activity, and by now, I’m starting to saturate with impressions. Yet, in a few days, I will start looking forward to reflecting on this amazing journey. The proverbial vacation from the vacation is in sight here during our last week in Europe.

Hörsching, Austria

The impressions of our perfect night in Hörsching will hopefully stay with us for the rest of our lives, and when need be, we can return to these blog entries and refresh the experience by bringing forward some of the memories that inevitably fade with time.

Does wheat in the field just look like another field of crops to a person living in the Great Plains? To me, it is exotic, full of history, essential, and beautiful in the way it moves with the wind. It deserves glamour shots as much as any of the churches we visit.

Road side in Austria

Over Hill and Dale, there is nearly always another village in the distance, and while this makes for amazing sights to those who don’t see this every day, by the time we are back in Arizona, I can fully appreciate the fact that we can drive for hundreds of miles and rarely encounter civilization aside from the needed gas station or little cafe for something to eat.

Eferding, Austria

Here’s one of those random villages along the road; this one is known as Eferding, Austria.

Eferding, Austria

At Cafe Konditorei Weltzer, Caroline takes time to write a couple of postcards as we share a bowl of yogurt with granola and fresh fruit accompanied by a hot pot of coffee.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

It’s not a yarn store, but it’s on the same pedestal of must-visitness by Caroline. We are well off the beaten path at the Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria. The area around Haslach, also known as the Mühlviertel, is known for its linen textile production. The Textile Center hosts an annual conference in Haslach, and there is also a biannual “Weavers’ Market.” Both of these events occur in July, but Caroline thought a visit to Haslach would be her only chance to see a weaving-centric museum in Europe and couldn’t pass the opportunity.

Once we found our way in, we wasted no time and jumped right into the main room with an incredible display of the tools used across time in the making of cloth and yarn. Above in the first part of the box is flax, which, with treatment, will become linen and one of the more sought-after fabrics available, right up there with silk and fine woolen products. Other similar boxes contained cotton, wool, man-made fibers, and yarns. These displays allowed visitors to touch the different fiber sources and the stages they passed through on the way to becoming yarn and textiles.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Flax requires three months of growth before it can be harvested, and while we do this with machines today, those machines are not able to harvest the root with the rest of the plant. For flax to produce the longest (bast type) fibers, the root should be intact during processing. After the plant is harvested, it must go through a “rippling” or “threshing” process where the seeds are removed. This is one such device that has been used for this purpose in the past.

Following this, the flax fibers must be “retted” (the word is related to “rotted,” and the result would smell about the same), which is the process of wetting the fibers and letting them age to allow the cellular structure known as “phloem” and pectin to break down. Water retting (submerging bundles of flax in-stream) takes about five days, while dew retting (spreading the flax out on the ground and spraying water on it repeatedly) can take up to six weeks. Once this action is complete, you must dry the flax before the next step, and this, too, can take a number of weeks.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Once dry, the stalks are ready to be broken. When breaking the woody outer shell, small pieces will fall away, leaving the inner fiber strand; this is the flax that will ultimately become yarn.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

There were many methods used over time to break away the woody core, also known as “boon.” This can also be done by hand, but it’s a long and cumbersome process.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Before taking the fibers to the spinning wheel or spinners the various flax fibers are drawn through “hackles” to make finer filaments of flax to make more refined fabrics.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

The process of drawing fibers over hackles or combs would be done several times over finer and tighter-packed spikes in order to achieve the thinnest filaments possible. The smaller the diameter of the fiber, the greater the quality of linen cloth that will be produced by this attention to detail.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

In the spinning process, individual fibers are twisted and sometimes plied to make yarn. That is the intermediate step for the flax fibers before becoming linen fabric.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Once the long fibers are spun and have taken on the familiar form of yarn, it is time to bring them to the loom, where they will be woven into cloth.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

These are “reeds,” which are effectively combs that keep “warp” or vertical threads separated and untangled during weaving. They are also part of the “beater bar,” which pushes the “weft” or horizontal threads into a compact structure that is the basis of the cloth we are making.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

The “shuttle” holds our “weft” yarn, and when thrown through the “shed,” it adds the next row of fiber. When that is done thousands of times, we will end up with linen fabric.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Looms come in various sizes, and the type of fabric one is making will dictate what kind of loom should be used. How many “heddles” or eyelets can be manipulated by “shafts” connected to “treadles” that, when moved in particular ways, produce patterns as desired within the fabric.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

While the previous loom was likely used for ribbons, decorations, and belts, this loom is better suited to towels, sheets, and yardage for cloth making.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

As patterns were getting more complex the demand to automate the weaving process was becoming more important. Back in 1805, Joseph Marie Jacquard invented the Jacquard loom seen here on the left; little did he know that the design was going to inspire Charles Babbage in 1837 to propose a general-purpose mechanical analytical machine to automate mathematical computation. These developments are the basis for modern computing. One of the looms to the right of the Jacquard loom is a Broeselmaschine, which is a kind of dobby loom but over a hundred years older than Jaquard’s punch cards. It uses a belt made of wooden sticks or pegs that have bumps that trigger the lifting of shafts. There isn’t a lot of information about this type of loom online; it appears to be specific to this area of Upper Austria. Here is a link to a paper in English about digital weaving that mentions it.

Caroline Wise at the Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Caroline is getting her first up-close examination of an earlier mechanical loom.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

The pattern made by the warp set up in a Jacquard loom is intriguing and complex. Setting this up for the first time must be seriously time-consuming.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Stacks of punch cards ready to be fed through the Jacquard loom, creating complex patterns that would otherwise be incredibly time-consuming, are seen here.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

All of the information I shared above and far more is on display right here on the main floor of the Haslach an der Mühl Textile Center and Weaving Museum.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

This motif says, “Crest of the old weaver’s market Haslach im Muehlviertel.” One room in the museum is called the Schatzkammer, or treasure chamber. It contains many samples of woven items made in the area.

The Weaver as King
Come ye, who so poorly regard the weavers
that so far, you have barely looked at their work and beings.
Here, you can see how every weaver
can be considered a king.
He sits at his loom as on a king’s throne;
although he does not live in a palace like a prince,
he is the only ruler in his realm.
There, great and small, defer to him.
Down from his throne, he looks at his estates,
rules, and governs his citizens and soldiers.
Because without his hands and treadlings,
nothing at all will move in his kingdom. See, that is royal!
However, when the power, the scepter, rises,
then everything alive in the realm awakens.
As in a parade with rifles
his military marches to and fro.
In beautiful order, his business dealings are done
and set his armies in motion,
which are at his beck and call by the thousand,
whom he can oversee at any time.
He always lives in peace, although his shooters have to
be always on their post and courageous.
And what is even more marvelous about this is
that the king does all the work himself.

Motto: By Weaver’s hands, you are provided with diaper and shroud.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

An early mechanized weaving machine from 1880 is still in operation. The gentleman who showed us this loom at work (it is LOUD!) demonstrated a few other looms for us, too. This entire experience has been well worth our deviation from our plans and in any case, the salt mine will always be there, as where who knows if funding will keep such a treasure as this open in the years to come?

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

Just as we were finishing up in the museum, one of the ladies who works at the museum asked if we’d like a tour of the upstairs workshop area; of course, we wholeheartedly said yes. More than a dozen looms of all sorts and sizes are available. Adjacent to the looms are half a dozen or more computers for working out patterns prior to setting up the looms when workshops are underway. Other than during special events I can’t say I know of such a well-endowed permanent space in all of the United States that is working to keep alive such an important craft as weaving.

Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

This is why Haslach an der Mühl is known as such, as it is on the Mühl river. Flowing water is what often drove the machinery of mills and was needed for retting flax, so Haslach proved to be a perfect location for establishing a weaving center.

Caroline Wise holding a beetle at the Textile Center and Weaving Museum in Haslach an der Mühl, Austria

You never really know how many beetle species live in your environment until you try to identify a particular species. After scanning images of more than 300 varieties native to Germany and Austria, I’m no closer to knowing just which beetle family this girl belongs to. I’m guessing girl, as it doesn’t have horns. I’ll bet a dollar that Caroline, upon editing this, will have the answer, and there will be a note right here telling you what it is. – Indeed! This is a may bug, also known as a cockchafer (Melolontha melolontha). I had never seen one, even though they are memorialized in a popular German children’s rhyme. The beetles emerge from the ground in spring, lay lots of eggs in the ground, and die. Their offspring live underground for four years until they metamorphose into the final beetle stage, crawl up to mate, and start another generation of bugs.

Caroline Wise at McDonalds in Austria

We’ve been vigilant up to now, demanding and getting Old Country meals, often the more old-fashioned traditional cooking of days gone by at that. This afternoon though, we are making an exception and visiting a McDonalds. With our trip to the Golden Arches, we were also hoping there were some regional specialties, but alas, it was the standard fare. Although I should point out that their McCafe was extraordinary with choices we’d never see in America. Five years after my last visit to Europe we are yet to see this type of ordering in the States.

Caroline Wise at McDonalds in Austria

Proof that we didn’t just visit for the photo op and another chance for me to bitch about some of the backward practices and services still found in my country of birth. Look at the table behind Caroline, and you’ll see a real coffee cup and water glass.

John Wise and Caroline Wise in Rottenegg, Austria

We had to turn around for this one but who wouldn’t want to capture a couple of rotten eggs in Rottenegg?

Strawberries roadside in Austria

Picked fresh roadside strawberries are certainly the taste of summer and a welcome treat.

Caroline Wise in Salzburg, Austria

We are in the realm of heaven or maybe the kingdom of heaven; it depends on how you want to translate the German word “Reich?” While I looked up places to stay in Salzburg, I came up with a nice farmhouse in the suburb of Himmelreich just next to Salzburg airport.

Salzburg, Austria

While the view is spectacular and the vacation just as much so, when I was getting our bags out of the car, I used my right knee as a deflection device for a suitcase that hit it in just such a way that the pain I started suffering was worse than when I fell on it. As I limped away from our lodging for the night to walk over to Hotel Laschenskyhof for dinner, which was just a mile away (1.7 km), I started having second thoughts about walking. The problem was that I had parked about 2 inches away from a wall because I was asked to leave as much room as possible so that a contractor showing up early in the morning would be able to pull a truck in, and our rental was a manual transmission that Caroline hasn’t driven in over 20 years. Slowly, we made it over and enjoyed our dinner, and by the time we were ready to walk back, the pain had started to subside.

Caroline Wise in Salzburg, Austria

The horses on the property we were staying at were friendly and curious, as were the donkeys.

Salzburg, Austria

Sunset over the Alps as seen from the Kingdom of Heaven. We called it an early night and skipped out on driving into Salzburg proper. We are either getting old, growing tired, or suffering from wounds that are slowing us down, but whatever this is, it better be temporary.

Vienna to Linz – Europe Day 16

John Wise and Caroline Wise in Vienna, Austria

It’s about time for another selfie of both of us, which has been few and far between on this trip, and there is a reason for that. The auto-focus on my lens was broken even before we left the United States, so there was that. Then, there was the image stabilization on that lens that was broken, too. Those issues weren’t the reason, though, that I’ve been held back from taking selfies; something new broke while we were here in Europe. Of course, I have my phone, and that’s what captured this image while my Samsung S9+ shoots raw images, it’s a fully manual process that is not conducive to taking selfies, so I have to shoot them as JPGs and run into problems with lighting, color temperature, and lost data in the images which are inherent to the format.

Back to my lens. I am still shooting the majority of my photos with an 8-year-old Canon T2i 18MP DSLR. My favorite lens is my “walking around lens,” an equally old Canon EF-S 17-55 f/2.8, and the other day, it appeared a metal piece that locks the zoom ring to the lens mechanism broke. Actually, it is more than simply broken because that metal piece has been rattling around inside the lens assembly as it shifts about. To zoom the lens, I have to pull the lens forward manually by grasping the outer ring, and to get it back to full wide-angle, I have to push it back in. The problem here is that the metal floater occasionally gets in the way, and the lens stops going in at around the 28mm mark, stopping me from returning to 17mm without some vigorous shaking of the camera.

Next up, while we’ve been here, the body, too is producing some errors by not registering changes in the f-stop readout. If I shot automatic mode, I wouldn’t care, but you can’t shoot a photo in a church using automatic settings (unless you are using a flash or like blurry photos), so I set the aperture by pointing the lens in full zoom towards a bright light source, locking it in, and then try to pull the lens back to its widest position while maintaining my desired f-stop and exposure time until I get a properly lit and focused image in the poorly lit confines of an altar in the front of the church. The f-stop readout and attempts to change it when stuck require me not to just turn off the camera; I have to remove the battery.

In bright daylight, I used to be able to set the camera to f/11, focus to infinity, and usually get a decent shot of Caroline and me, but there’s too much going wrong with my camera right now. Initially, panic with the misbehaving lens had me consider trying to find a camera shop (not a chance) or having a replacement lens sent overnight to where we were staying, but then, with European tax and shipping, that would have been just over $1000: nope. So I hoped and prayed that I could hobble through this without adding such a large expense in the middle of our trip for a lens that hopefully could be repaired once I returned to the United States.

One more wrinkle in this fabric I should share. Last night, when I fell, my camera was in my right hand, and took a hard jolt as my knuckles were sacrificed to offer a small amount of protection to the all-important camera. Funny enough, no further damage was done to the aging camera that has now shot well more than 100,000 images faithfully for me on water, in snow, in searing heat, and on two continents more than once.

Vienna, Austria

On our way to the Austrian National Library, we spotted the Minoritenkirche and, of course, had to pay a visit. The church was started in 1276 and was completed by 1350.

Vienna, Austria

There was more to this church than a five-minute visit was going to allow being seen, but not only do we have a couple of intentional stops to make today, but we are also driving to Krems an der Donau before spending the night near Linz, Austria.

Vienna, Austria

Two other things of note about this church, though. First, it was the subject of a watercolor painting by Adolf Hitler back in 1910, and second, that painting was referenced by Kurt Vonnegut in “Deadeye Dick” several times. I’d never seen the watercolor before learning about it after our vacation had ended, and found it strange that Hitler and I had chosen nearly identical perspectives to capture the image.

From the Minoritenkirche, we walked over to Café Central for a snack and a coffee just as Freud, Tito, Stalin, Trotsky, and Hitler did back in January 1913 (though not all at the same time and probably not just after visiting the Minoritenkirche).

Vienna, Austria

I should have thrown my broken camera to the ground and finished the job as no photograph I can take will ever do justice to this incredible interior of the Austrian National Library. While nowhere near the scale of the U.S. Library of Congress, it is one of the most beautiful libraries I’ve ever been in. Hmmm, I’m starting to think of a vacation during which we’d focus on libraries instead of so many churches.

Vienna, Austria

It’s near impossible to take landscape formatted photos in here and I’m stuck with portrait framing to try and capture a feel of the interior. There are also books behind books as a “secret” panel that is propped open shows visitors who peer within.

Vienna, Austria

Tycho Brahe was a Dutch astronomer whose theory back in the 16th century was still quite popular. Contrary to Copernicus, Tycho believed that the sun revolved around the heavier and slowly spinning Earth. This book from 1661 attempts to diagram his theory. Notice that the Earth is not flat!

Vienna, Austria

This is a facsimile copy of the very rare book and founding codex of the Austrian National Library known as Gospels of John of Opava. The book is also known by the name “Evangeliar des Johann von Troppau.” The original was written in pure gold ink back in 1368 in the Czech Republic. It has a metal book cover, and the only known surviving copy is stored out of public view.

Vienna, Austria

The Augustinerkirche, or Augustinian Church, was another surprise on our way this morning. Started back in 1327, it has played host to the marriages of Emperor Franz Joseph, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, and Empress Maria Theresia. On Sunday High Mass, the church often features a full orchestra and choir, should you be so lucky to be there on one of those weekends.

Vienna, Austria

The Jewish Museum of Vienna is our last scheduled visit of the day before heading west. According to Wikipedia, “The first Jewish Museum in Vienna and the world was founded in 1896. It was supported and run by the Society for the Collection and Preservation of Artistic and Historical Memorials of Jewry. The museum focused on the culture and history of the Jews in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, especially in Vienna and Galicia.”

During World War II, about 6,400 objects of art were confiscated from the existing Jewish museum, and the old facility was shuttered. Starting in the 1950s, those objects were instituted, and then in the early 1990s, the current location of the museum was established.

Vienna, Austria

Max Berger, who was born in 1924 and was the only survivor of the death camps from his family, is the person largely responsible for the collection on display today. He amassed more than 10,000 pieces of Judaica, and upon his death, his widow donated another 3,200 pieces to the museum.

Vienna, Austria

Without the museum and the efforts of those who have supported the creation and protection of this rich history, a large part of the story and cultural contribution to central Europe would be lost. One of the current exhibits explains the importance of salons (cultural gatherings in people’s homes), which were often hosted by Jewish women in Vienna from the late 18th century on.

Vienna, Austria

The Pestsäule or Plague Column stands in recognition of the approximate 76,000 residents of Vienna that died in the plague of 1679 killing nearly a third of the population. On the other days, when we were passing this monument, it was wrapped around its base with hordes of tourists, so seeing it this way and not in shadow was a lucky break.

Vienna, Austria

This is the other part of the Jewish Museum known as Museum Judenplatz, which, in addition to an exhibit, features some unearthed foundations of a medieval synagogue nearly 5 feet below the current street level. With this, it was time to leave Vienna.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

The first church we came upon after arriving in Krems an der Donau was the Parish Church of St. Vitus. The original church that sat here was built back in 1014, or 1004 years ago. It and others made way for the current church over the centuries.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

In 1975 the organ that was about 300 years old received a renovation, while the church would have to wait until 2009 for its major renovation. That work was finally done in 2016.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

As part of a traveler’s experience, I vote for churches featuring organ music, choirs, and bell-ringing seven days a week and multiple times a day to fit everyone else’s schedule. If only there was enough demand for experiential travel that could make my request financially viable.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

Around every corner is another church, and the one up the hill is our next stop: the Piaristenkirche. Krems is not built on flat land and these stairways up and down the hills are instantly attracting my curiosity. Caroline took the path on the left through the tunnel, and I took the right with open stairs.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

The Piaristenkirche is the oldest church in Krems and dates from 1475, though an older church has stood here since 1284.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

In these towns that escaped devastation from the countless wars that have wracked Europe, there is still that sense of what the medieval village might have looked like with winding streets prior to consideration being made for automobiles.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

This is part of the perfect layout for a city I want to live in. A city where we wouldn’t need cars in the town center but with enough population density to support a vibrant shopping main street. Museums, music venues, and salons for learning and art exhibitions would also play a key role. My social network of synthesists, gourmet chefs, writers, filmmakers, and photographers would be part of this community. To me, the virtual world we should be building is the face of the next social space, but our obsession with sports and violence and lack of clear direction for the intellectual progress of humanity has us staring at our own belly buttons instead of honestly trying to make a better world. Sometimes, I hate being an idealist.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

Feeling sorrowful? Drown that negativity at Café-Konditorei Hagmann with a Marilleneisknoedel mit Marillensauce und Schlagobers! It’s apricot season in Europe, and these crumb-covered ice cream balls stuffed with fresh apricot and sides of apricot compote and whipped cream are the perfect antidote to the heat, foot pain, or the blues should you be suffering from that or any other ailment. Add a cappuccino and some sparkling water and you’ll have entered travelers paradise.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

This is our last view of the Danube while on this particular journey across Europe. I hope to see it again someday.

Krems an der Donau, Austria

As in all river valleys across Europe, you will find grapes growing on the hillsides because other than great desserts, baked goods, exquisite art, and other luxuries for the soul, wine is as essential as water and air.

Horsching, Austria

Our apartment for the night is not just an apartment; it is an old farmhouse. We are in Hörsching, Austria, outside of Linz, and while the intention was to visit Linz while we were in this corner of the world, we will not make it. Being out in the countryside spoke to us in an instant and warmly greeted us with recommendations to go slow tonight and stop rushing around.

Horsching, Austria

The first thing we learned here was that one night was not going to be enough, but due to our schedule, we would not be able to extend our visit.

Caroline Wise in Horsching, Austria

Peter and Greti were our hosts for this Airbnb (which you can find by clicking right here), and it was Peter who gave us a couple of recommendations for dinner just down the road. We pulled into the Gasthof Mandorfer, and maybe because it was still relatively early, the restaurant was mostly empty, except for a side room where about a dozen people were sitting with maybe six accordions on top of the tables or in people’s laps. Everyone else was out on the patio enjoying the great weather. With five days to go before the World Wide Knit in Public Day, there were four women on one of the other tables practicing for the global event, so Caroline went back to the car to grab her yarn because nothing is quite as good as a beer, knitting, dinner, and sunset all at the same time.

Horsching, Austria

Closing thoughts for the day:

Between churches, food, and photos, we enjoy simply walking through the city and, in part, doing some window shopping, people watching and talking about what we’ve seen interspersed with fragments of history Caroline is pulling off the internet or taking from her memory.

In the early morning, before breakfast, while on vacation, I try to prep some photos should I get the opportunity during the day to sit in a coffee shop and write, although this hasn’t been possible since we were in Italy. Caroline, on the other hand, tends to read about places we’ll be going, where we’ve been, or the people and history we learned of when visiting a place.

Once we get underway, it’s time to find some breakfast, which we hope will be some bread, butter, jam, a boiled egg, and coffee. An outdoor breakfast while people-watching remains my all-time favorite way of starting the day.

Where we go next sometimes depends on where we ate and what is relatively nearby, or we might have to take into consideration what opens where and when. In any case, there is some amount of travel, and as much as possible, we will try to walk a street we’ve not yet traveled. An app that draws highlights over the streets we’ve already walked would be ideal for this so we could easily see the streets we’d still like to explore; you never know what you might find down some random way.

As we walk along, we are looking at chipped and aged wood doors and window frames, curtains, cobblestones, roofs, signage, facades, people, dog poop, trees, moss, graffiti, old gates, keyholes, how cars park, bicycles including rusted hulks of bikes missing parts, occasionally I’ll ring a bike bell (maybe too often), glance at musty books in windows, names on door buzzers, and birds scurrying about.

Stickers on poles and electricity boxes get extra scrutiny. Antennas on roofs, while rarer these days, spark my imagination into thinking of the old guy in some apartment upstairs who’s lived there for 60 years and never felt the need to get cable and now is one of the last people to get poor reception on his TV as he tunes in the World Cup. Occasionally, an item left next to the trash will invite me to have a closer look and wonder why the person was getting rid of this particular thing.

Menus on the outside of restaurants is an absolute luxury, though with the internet I suppose I could look up a menu online. Passing by a place and checking out their menu without someone asking if I want a table allows me to find inspiration or lack of interest, and should I find the menu inviting, I put a virtual bookmark in my spatial memory to remember that this eatery might offer me a meal someday.

Soon, the day is coming to an end, and I can’t believe all the impressions that were made; this is the luxury of wandering around.

Walking stats: 17,650 steps for 8.25 miles or 13.4 km and 28 floors climbed.

Vienna – Europe Day 15

Vienna, Austria

Our day started in the Museumsquartier this morning with breakfast in the courtyard. I’m enjoying our return to European breakfast that does not focus on greasy, hot, and sugary meals that are the norm back home. Mind you that I certainly love my over-medium eggs, bacon, fried potatoes, and even the occasional pancake loaded with melted butter and syrup, but these past weeks of eating various breads, jams, boiled eggs, and occasionally yogurt with some fruit or muesli has been a serious healthy treat. Afterward, we only needed to cross the street to arrive at the Kunsthistorisches Museum.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

The entry into the Kunsthistorisches Museum is magnificent and helps set the mood for a visit to grandeur. This European effort to properly astonish a person entering a place that is meant to leave an impression, while effectively implemented in places like Washington D.C. and Disneyland in the United States,  is in full effect nearly everywhere we go over here. On the other hand, places like the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, and Glacier National Park can achieve the same thing with their natural beauty that would be difficult if not impossible to find in much of Europe aside from the Alps, the fjords of Scandinavia, the Wattenmeer in Northern Germany, and the stark volcanic landscape of Iceland. Okay, these kinds of comparisons are stupid, and so I’ll move on now.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Is this a church, a cathedral, a museum, or a superhero masquerading as architecture? This question triggered a wondering out loud about the role environmental aesthetics play in the culture of a population. Let’s take India and Bollywood first. The movies are outrageously colorful and can be known to jump from exotic location to location with no regard for geography. An average movie will have half a dozen large-scale musical productions and fanciful examples of wealth to adorn the romantic aspect of the movie. These three-hour-long fantasy films take the people of India away from reality and the poverty that surrounds many within India.

On the other hand, take the United States and Hollywood. Action heroes, spies, killers, fast cars, and big guns. Ideas of conquering and winning are typically more important than sophistication and opulent splendor of sappy romance and love. The environment and emotions are utilities that only add nuance to the main character and their quest to win.

European film has historically relied upon intrigue, mystery, love, art, schemes, and hints of things behind the scenes that must be teased out of the fabric of history and culture that the narrative is wrapped in.

How much of the cultural needs of these three environments relate to the dominant styles represented in each region’s films? India and an escape from overpopulation and choking poverty, America with open meaningless space that needs to be subdued even with violence if necessary, and Europe with nuance and history found deep within the art, architecture, music, and philosophy? While science is currently a unifying element among our cultures, films about it haven’t proven of any interest aside from the movies that have looked at historical events that surrounded particular milestones.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

This brings us to just what it is that is available to be read between the lines, buried in the details, and hidden in plain view that might require something more than the visceral raw emotions to consume a thing. Here at the Kunsthistorisches Museum, in the main area leading to the various exhibitions, is a gallery of sorts that, while not adorned with framed art, still contains a treasure that might be beyond the obvious.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

We just so happened to be here at a time when a temporary scaffolding has been erected to allow visitors to get an up-close look at some of the details that were created by Gustav Klimt specifically for this room in the Kunsthistorisches Museum here in Vienna. This work was commissioned a year before the museum opened in 1890 and 10 years before he stopped taking commissioned work following accusations of creating pornography for a ceiling in the Great Hall at the University of Vienna.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Not only are we afforded an up-close and intimate view of Klimt’s work, but we can also glean details of the architecture that we could only get hints of when observed from below.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

In the galleries off the center of the museum, we begin to encounter paintings only seen in textbooks, television, and prints in faraway places other than from where the original hangs. Today, we get to walk up to these rarities with the reality that we are here. This closeup is from “Jagdbeute” by Adriaen van Utrecht from roughly 1650.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

I’ve never seen this piece from Otto van Veen titled “The Persian Women” before, but fell in love with the idea of these women shaming their men (who had fled from a battlefield) by showing them their pudenda.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

From the Flemish master Peter Paul Rubens, we get to peer into his work “The Hunt of Meleager and Atalanta.” If you are interested in a great read about Ovid’s Metamorphoses and the Meleager, Atalanta, and the Calydonian Boar, I’d direct you to read this article on ElecticLight by the author “Hoakley.”

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Detail from “St. Luke Painting the Madonna” by Jan Gossaert.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Today, we have maquettes with correct musculature for 3D artists to follow, but 500 years ago, I guess Frans Floris didn’t quite understand proper anatomy when he tackled painting “The Last Judgment.”

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Caroline is seen here checking out Pieter Bruegel the Elder’s work titled “The Tower of Babel.” For recognizability, I feel like this work nearly competes with the “Mona Lisa” or “The Death of Marat.”

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

While we never made it to the cafe here in the Kunsthistorisches Museum, we did have the opportunity to check out some of the architectural details of the floors above the seating area. Elegance would be one word of many that would come to mind in describing this tiny corner in such a grand building.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Art and lots of it to the point of not being able to absorb everything accosting the senses makes us spend a lot of time in museums.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

This is me recognizing how much time we’ve spent and how little we’ve seen when visiting a typical museum.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Much of the art and many of the sculptures were once part of the royal collection that was being amassed by the Habsburgs. I wonder what intriguing pieces of art are residing in private collections around the world that are being commissioned from the greatest artisans and craftspeople by the wealthy?

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

A great example of mandibular prognathism, a birth defect that was a distinguishing characteristic of the later Habsburgs. This protrusion of the lower jaw, which is often accompanied by a thicker lower lip and enlarged tongue, was passed on from generation to generation among the royal family due to a proclivity towards incestuous relationships and breeding.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Direct descendants of the Habsburgs are now extinct, though the name lives on.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

This is just one of a thousand pieces of extraordinary stuff on display here that would take a lot more than a mere five hours to explore and truly appreciate.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

I’d never seen a “bezoar,” also known as a gastrolith, before today; I didn’t even know they were a thing. These rocks, held inside gastrointestinal tracts, are also known as stomach stones or gizzard stones, depending on their location. Not only were they thought to have magical qualities, but they were considered good for health, too. So, to make a giant specimen into a piece of art, it must have had some serious intention and value behind it.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Tapestry Featuring the Arms of Emperor Charles V, produced under Willem de Pannemaker, Brussels, around 1540. Made of wool, silk, and metal threads.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

I’m astonished at this bust of Isabella of Aragon by Francesco Laurana that was sculpted back in 1471 as there is something so lifelike, soft, and tender as though it were a cast made just recently. If I owned this, I’d follow the lines that the sculptor put down just to feel how someone with such an incredible gift might have felt the shape of Isabella’s face as it joined a kind of immortality.

Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna, Austria

Remember those pieces from Klimt at the beginning of this entry? They were commissioned to bring attention to the Egyptian exhibit that was going to be a permanent part of the collection. We didn’t do justice to seeing anything here, especially the antiquities out of Egypt, as we more or less ran through this part of the museum. What our visit helped cement is that we need to return to Vienna to pay proper tribute not only to this museum but the dozens of other museums we couldn’t visit during our stay.

Natural History Museum in Vienna, Austria

Across the way opposite the Kunsthistorisches Museum is the Natural History Museum which we did not take the opportunity to visit today, but it is on the list of places to return to. Others on that list include but are not limited to: Vienna Undertakers Museum, Johann Strauss Museum, Schottenstift Museum, Schönbrunn Palace, Österreichische Galerie Belvedere, Museum of Ethnology, Museum of Art Fakes, Liechtenstein Garden Palace, Leopold Museum, KunstHausWien, Haus der Musik, Globe Museum, Chimney Sweep Museum, Beethoven Pasqualatihaus, Arnold Schönberg Center, and the Old Vienna Schnaps Museum to name a few.

Caroline Wise and statue of Goethe in Vienna, Austria

Caroline takes a moment to pose with fellow Frankfurter Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Other than being a literary hero in German-speaking areas, I couldn’t find out precisely what the connection between Goethe and Vienna was.

Crypt in Vienna, Austria

Welcome to the Imperial Crypt, also known as the Capuchin Crypt. This is the final resting place of 145 members of the House of Habsburg.

Crypt in Vienna, Austria

This is Emperor Charles VI and the sarcophagus that should house his remains well into the future. Not only was he a Holy Roman Emperor, but he was also King of Bohemia, King of Hungary and Croatia, Serbia, and Archduke of Austria. His coronation was in Frankfurt, Germany, back in 1711.

Crypt in Vienna, Austria

Veiled face on the sarcophagus of Holy Roman Empress Elisabeth Christine of Brunswick-Wolfenbüttel, German Queen, Queen of Bohemia and Hungary, and Archduchess of Austria by her marriage to Emperor Charles VI.

Crypt in Vienna, Austria

Tomb of Empress Maria Theresia of Austria with the tomb of Emperor Joseph II in the foreground. Born Maria Theresia Walburga Amalia Christina on 13 May 1717, she was the only female ruler of the Habsburg lands. She was the sovereign of Austria, Hungary, Croatia, Bohemia, Transylvania, Mantua, Milan, Lodomeria, Galicia, the Austrian Netherlands, and Parma. By marriage, she was Duchess of Lorraine, Grand Duchess of Tuscany, and Holy Roman Empress.

Crypt in Vienna, Austria

Archduchess Maria Theresia Elisabeth Philippine Luise Josepha Johanna was only eight years old when she died in 1770. She was the daughter of Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II. This crypt is a once-in-a-lifetime look into a kind of burial opulence not often seen and rarely done today.

Vienna, Austria

This is the outside of St. Michael’s Church  (whose interior was part of yesterday’s blog entry). Fortunately, the need for Sachertorte overcame our need for another visit. Plus, we knew that the Demel would close early, and we were not going to risk missing the tasting of the competing recipe for the most authentic Sachertorte.

Sacher Torte from Demel in Vienna, Austria

So what’s the verdict? The truth is that we both thought the Sachertorte at the Sacher was somewhat better. The torte here at The Demel was a bit dry. Does that make it worse? Not by a long shot, and we would gladly enjoy a slice from either baker at any time. The idea that we are so spoiled to even begin to try both of them is already a privilege not lost on us.

Schotten Church in Vienna, Austria

The Schottenkirche or Scots Church is another in a series of splendid churches worthy of a visit. I’m nearing the point where I could say that I’ve never visited a European church I didn’t like.

Vienna, Austria

The Votivkirche, or Votive Church, owes its existence to the attempted assassination of Emperor Franz Joseph in 1853. The Emperor’s brother Archduke Ferdinand Maximilian started the campaign to build the church to thank God for saving the Emperor’s life. The successful assassination of his nephew, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, in 1914 was the spark that started World War I. It was also right here after taking this picture that my foot caught an exposed root and planted me flat in the dirt. With a quickly swelling and bleeding knee and some scraped knuckles, I headed back to our apartment to see if we could find some bandages to tend to my unsightly open wounds.

Vienna, Austria

Patched up with supplies from our Airbnb, with a limp and a bit of pain, we made our way back onto the streets of Vienna.

Vienna, Austria

A peek at one of the Lipizzaner horses in the Spanish Riding School Stables.

Plachutta Restaurant in Vienna, Austria

A look at the cuts of meat from an ordinary steer printed on the plate of where we are dining tonight. Caroline is pointing out that a lot of the terms are specifically Austrian.

Caroline Wise at Plachutta Restaurant in Vienna, Austria

Plachutta claims to have the most famous Tafelspitz in the world, they are most likely correct and not exaggerating a thing. Tafelspitz came to prominence back when Emperor Franz Joseph stated the dish was his favorite meal. There’s an art to eating this, and while the servers are great at helping those of us new to Tafelspitz, their website can show you the art well before you make your reservation. Check it out by clicking here.

City Hall at night in Vienna, Austria

It’s just before midnight before we arrive back at our apartment following our two-and-a-half-hour dinner. Now that City Hall is once more bathed in its traditional lighting, we enjoy that we had the chance to see it lit in the many festive colors during the Life Ball. We are in love with Vienna.

Vienna – Europe Day 14

Rose Garden in Vienna, Austria

Our apartment on Josefgasse was about a five-minute walk away from City Hall and 10 minutes to the Volksgarten and its beautiful roses.

Vienna, Austria

During our stay here in Vienna, I’d estimate we will have walked by one corner or the other of the Hofburg Palace more than a dozen times. While you are here, I dare you not to take a hundred photos of the palace as in every light and time of day; it creates spectacular views that leave you in awe.

Fiaker in Vienna, Austria

An entire train length of fiaker taking their passengers on a tour of the inner-city of Vienna. Caroline and I eschew these kinds of experiences as they too often feel cliched. While we appreciate that they are still available and that the tradition continues, maybe we’ll change our mind when walking through these areas becomes too difficult, and on one of those visits, we’ll get on board and see if we were wrong the whole time.

Vienna, Austria

Yesterday, when we stepped into St. Stephen’s Cathedral, it was too late in the day to head up the South Tower. This morning, we wanted to beat the crowds and made it our first stop. The narrow circular stairway climbs 343 stairs to ascend the 67 meters to this view. The hike up is in one of the tightest spaces I’ve gone up, but the view from above is worth the minor effort. My image is skewed due to me only traveling with my 17-55mm lens for the sake of my comfort, which means I had to take nearly a dozen images and stitch them together in Photoshop to achieve this panorama. There’s a wealth of data missing in this low-res version I’m posting, and if I get a couple of requests for a higher-resolution copy, I’ll oblige and post it.

Vienna, Austria

I’m standing in the gift shop to take this photo in one of the rare moments someone wasn’t coming up or going down. With me currently weighing 235 pounds (106 kg), I’d say if you were somewhere closer to 275 lbs, you’d want to think twice about attempting this.

Vienna, Austria

You don’t only find great views while looking out the windows; the texture of this old stone and graffiti from across the ages is also worth taking in.

Caroline Wise in Vienna, Austria

There’s a transfer point while going up and down the tower, so the entire ascent and descent are not always in such intimate quarters.

Vienna, Austria

Poked our head into the Church of the Brothers of Mercy.

Vienna, Austria

We tried looking into the Carmelite Church, built back in 1623, but couldn’t gain access. So, while the photo is horrible due to being shot through a window, it does give a reference point to another church visited on our visit to Vienna.

Caroline Wise at Wollmeile in Vienna, Austria

Wollmeile may as well be a church as Caroline gets ready to perform a “Laying on of hands.” The question raised here is not, “Did Caroline buy wool?” but, “How much yarn did Caroline buy?”

Vienna, Austria

This is the St. Francis of Assisi Church, and was on the way during our trek to see the main channel of the Danube during our stay. Along the way, we also passed the famous Wiener Riesenrad or Vienna Ferris Wheel that has made several appearances in films over the last seventy years, including the movie The Third Man.

Vienna, Austria

The church is to be found at Mexikoplatz, which got its name following World War II when it was only Mexico that stood with the Soviet Union in protest against the annexation of Austria, better known as the Anschluss, in 1938 by Nazi Germany.

Vienna, Austria

Like a fairy tale building encountering the work of M.C. Escher.

Danube in Vienna, Austria

The walk was 3.2 miles or 5.1 km to reach the Danube. My imagination had this famous river running through the heart of Vienna, but considering how it is prone to flood, I see the wisdom of having built the city center well away from this otherwise romantic river. The bridge we are crossing takes us over to the Donauinsel (Danube Island), which is 13 miles long (21 km) and between 230 and 688 feet wide (70 to 210 meters).

Caroline Wise standing in the Danube in Vienna, Austria

It was established many years ago that if Caroline was encountering a body of water for the first time and the opportunity arose for her to doff her shoes and step into the sometimes icy, at other times tepid waters, she would get busy stepping out of her shoes and socks and dipping her toes in. She’s seen here feeding this beautiful swan some plastic packaging, which killed it about 15 minutes later. Just kidding, as though my tree-hugging environmentalist German woman would do a thing to hurt a creature. She’s sharing the dark rye bread we’ve been carrying with us since Condor Airlines dropped us off in Frankfurt. Our feet needed a break, and as much as we’d have liked to have walked back on some random street north of us, we opted to hop on the subway to dart back into town for lunch and a snack.

Apple Strudel in Vienna, Austria

Cafe Frauenhuber on Himmelpfortgasse is not only one of the oldest coffee houses in Vienna, but it also hosted concerts by Mozart and Beethoven during its long history. Lunch for me was a traditional Wiener Schnitzel, while Caroline had sliced blood sausage with roast potatoes that looked an awful lot like eggplant parmesan.  Dessert was a yummy apple strudel with cream and a couple of cafe melange (Viennese-style cappuccinos).

Naked woman in Vienna, Austria

Then, while we’re finishing our coffee, a naked lady walks by. Nobody is yelling at her, and nobody is running over to take her picture. Okay, so I scrambled to grab my camera in time to get a shot of her butt; had I been quicker, I suppose this photo would not have been safe for Facebook. A little ways past our cafe, a crew that had been photographing her gave her a wrap to get dressed in, and off they went.

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Back to the Hofburg Palace and what might be considered, in retrospect, the first blunder on this trip. Just as we stayed away from the fiaker, we should have stayed away from Hofburg when we saw the crowds. Before you enter, it is made abundantly clear that photography will not be allowed in the Imperial Apartments and the Sisi Museum. However, it is allowed in the Silver Collection.

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Often, I’ve thought that where photography is forbidden it’s because the museum or state wants to maximize the amount of revenue they can make from their expensive-to-maintain collection and the buildings that house it. In the case of Hofburg, I now believe the reason why no one is allowed to take photos is that the place is so crowded that they slow down as people try to snap images for their memories and their blogs; the pause would grind visitation to a halt. So why is photography allowed here in the Silver Collection?

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Photography is allowed here because this maze is a gauntlet that visitors race through to get to the apartments and the Sisi Museum. There are thousands of pieces of flatware, silver, gold, and everything else that could accompany a meal both in a palace or on visitation to another Kingdom from across the centuries.

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The quantity of handcrafted artwork that was used for piling mashed potatoes into, is extraordinary and makes one wonder if any of it was used on more than one occasion.

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How so much has survived the centuries and invasions by Napoleon, revolutions, plague, and World War II is incredible.

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In the cordoned-off Imperial Apartments, it is standing room only and the crowd simply pulses by in a constant push of moving in and quickly out of the hot and humid rooms. Security is an ever-present element, as are the security cameras that are watching us. I took these crappy photos with my phone held down by my belt to not bring attention to myself and the fact that I was trying to get a couple of photos to show the place we were visiting. Before we reached the Imperial Apartments, we had pushed our way through the crowds in the Sisi Museum. Unfortunately, we arrived at the same time as a huge French tour group, and it was impossible to concentrate or see much of anything while the guides were talking, and their captive audience blocked displays and walkways.

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By now, I just really want to get out of the Palace. There has to be a better way of visiting the Hofburg that allows for a quality visit; maybe take a page from the people who operate Hearst Castle over on the California coast and limit the number of guided and timed tours.

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After this, we were brought directly into the gift shop. Was it the naivety of youth that had us believing that gift shops had things that represented a place to such a degree that we wanted to pick up a memento that would remind us of our visit? Today the trinkets and gifts look as if they all came from the same group of factories in China, and every so many hours, the factory retools with designs representing the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art, followed by the Louvre in Paris, and then the Edwards County Historical Museum and Sod House in Kinsley, Kansas.

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Much more our speed was this visit to St. Michael’s Church, one of the oldest in Vienna. Construction began almost 800 years ago in 1220, and after 575 years of alterations by 1792, it finally reached its current appearance and has remained unchanged since then.

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The organ dates to 1714 and is the largest baroque organ in Vienna. According to Wikipedia, it was once played by 17-year-old Joseph Haydn back in 1749, and Mozart’s Requiem was for the first time performed here at a memorial service for the composer on 10 December, 1791.

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There are a number of tours on offer at St. Michael’s, and if time allows, they all looked interesting but will have to remain unknown to us until we find ourselves on a return visit to Vienna.

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Close-up of the high altar.

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These frescoes were recently uncovered and dated to the early 15th century.

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Back on the streets of Vienna, we have a date with a yarn store that must be visited today because tomorrow is Sunday, and it won’t be open.

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The Ankeruhr Clock is broken. Though we didn’t know that it was broken at the time, we joined the crowd, and so we stood there with everyone else for about 20 minutes until we were certain that nothing was going to happen.

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This is the Greek-Oriental Church, and it does not appear to be visitable, which is okay as we have wandered over to this part of town to visit a shop on the ground floor.

Caroline Wise at Wollewien in Vienna, Austria

Yep, that’s right, there just may be as many yarn stores as there are churches across Europe. The truth is there are not that many shops, though ask a fiber artist visiting Europe if they wish there were, and I can nearly guarantee you that would be at the top of their list. We are at WolleWien (Wool Vienna) with Gertrud, the owner, who was terrifically helpful and friendly. We even learned a thing or two about Viennese culture from her and received a great recommendation for dinner at a nearby restaurant, Czaak.

Caroline Wise in Vienna, Austria

Dazed from shopping for yarn twice in one day, Caroline tries to find her way.

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That play on the drinking game never anticipated running into a city like Vienna; there must be a church every two or three blocks in this place. Welcome to the Jesuit Church, which is also known as the University Church. Built between 1623 and 1627, it was consecrated in its last year of construction. Then from 1703 to 1705, the church was remodeled into its current appearance.

Jesuit Church of Vienna, Austria

Wow, how do we get so lucky? Another choir at practice works to make this church all the more opulent than it already is.

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It’s nice to see ornate, heavy pews that grace a church, as I’ve noticed more and more churches with metal and vinyl seating that don’t complement the overall decor and sense of history in the most befitting way.

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The Jesuits have a great website that goes into detail about the church that can be found by clicking here.

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The organ was just dedicated in 2004.

Tafelspitz in Vienna, Austria

Dinner was again enjoyed on an outdoor patio as the heat was too much to endure indoors. Tonight saw us eating at Beim Czaak serving old-style Viennese food since 1926. This is my first encounter with the classic Viennese dish Tafelspitz, or boiled beef Austrian style.

Spinning and Weaving art in Vienna, Austria

On the way back across the old town, we came across this relief depicting the arts of weaving and spinning fiber into yarn. The “Wollmeile” Street was the heart of the neighborhood that housed many weavers, dyers, fullers, and wool merchants.

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While we won’t have time to take in the theater or a concert, it is abundantly clear that the city of Vienna thrives on an active arts scene.

Apple Strudel in Vienna, Austria

Before calling it quits for the day, we find time for one more dessert along the way. Cafe Landtmann is known for its apple strudel and vanilla sauce, and we were going to have to try it. Since 1873, the cafe has been serving the public, and to demonstrate its popularity, it was packed solid at 10:00 p.m. and is open from 7:30 to midnight seven days a week. As we were enjoying our treat, we could hear the Live Ball event down the street and watch some of it (somewhat delayed) live on TV screens. The musical performance was a modern take on the “Sound of Music,” starring Conchita Wurst as the female lead.

Walking stats: 28,230 steps, 13.2 miles or 21.4 km. Climbed 42 floors.

Budapest to Vienna – Europe Day 13

Budapest, Hungary

This was the view from the front door of our Airbnb here in Budapest, and who wouldn’t agree that this was a thousand times more authentic than the sterile and generic view inside a hotel that could be had anywhere on Earth? Not feeling like we need to make any last-minute visits to something we missed, we are content to go grab some breakfast and a coffee and get moving up the road to our next stop on this cross-Europe road trip.

Shakshuka in Budapest, Hungary

The plan was to grab a quick breakfast at California Coffee Company around the corner from the room and near our parking garage; that was until I spotted that another cafe called Nyakleves featured shakshuka (poached eggs in a roasted pepper and tomato base) on the menu. The first time we had shakshuka, it was lovingly made by Giovanni Scorzo at Andreoli Italian Grocer, but our friends Itay and Rotem made shakshuka twice for us before they moved from Arizona to Los Angeles and left us with wonderful memories of a meal shared with friends. In honor of all three of these terrific human beings, we are having the most mediocre shakshuka we should ever have to endure, but it did bring Giovanni, Itay, and Rotem into our thoughts, so there is that.

Country side in Hungary

It’s not uncommon for our vacations to remove us from the bustle of city life, even if it’s away from the half-hearted sun-baked version found in America’s fifth-largest city of Phoenix, Arizona, that hardly qualifies as a real city when compared with some of the places we’ve visited that are thriving with life. So finding ourselves out here on the rolling plains of Hungary looking at corn growing as far as the eye can see hearkens at the fond memories of being off the beaten path, even if it’s only for a few hours.

Wheat growing in the Hungarian country side

This is not the first field of wheat we’ve passed and have seen in all stages of growth. We’ve also passed fields of beans, kale, a ton of grapes, and some other crops we didn’t have time to stop and figure out what they were.

Snail chilling in the Hungarian countryside

We were probably driving about 90 mph or 145 kph when I spotted this snail attached to this reddish plant, and the contrast was so striking that I skidded to a full stop, ending up taking out a loaf or two worth of wheat that had been destined for bread but are now pressed into the soil, but I have my picture of this snail. Maybe you are thinking, “What’s the big deal?” Well, how many times have you seen a white-shelled snail attached to a red plant in Hungary? Never, right? That was my answer, too, but now I have proof that I was there, saw that, done that, so there.

Entering Slovakia from Hungary

In Europe, you drive a couple of three hours, and blam, you are in a new country just like that. Because we left Budapest early today, we felt we had some extra time to meander our way to Vienna, and so we decided to take in country number seven on this journey across the old country. Welcome to the Republic of Slovakia for those of you who cannot read Slovak.

Danube on the border of Hungary and Slovakia

That bridge that was just ahead in the previous photo was going over this small arm of the Danube. Matter of fact that last photo was taken on a small island that’s on the main channel of that famous river. True, it is the less-famous arm of the Danube, but I thought it looked nice all the same.

Caroline Wise knitting in Slovakia

Speaking of looking nice, how does Caroline look knitting in public and sipping a beer while in Slovakia? While the “Worldwide Knit in Public Day” was still eight days away, Caroline was getting her practice in so she could make a proper impression upon the world when June 9th rolled around.

Lunch in Slovakia

Our stop was in the village of Gabčíkovo at Pension Hóstád for lunch. Today’s mid-day meal photo is my dish: it was the pork platter of blood sausage, pork liver, and cutlet with potatoes.

Danube in Slovakia

Caroline’s need to obey the rules (it’s a German thing) had her being a little leery about crawling up a levee to catch a glimpse of a shipping channel that reroutes some of the waters of the Danube. With the American belligerence of her husband (me), I assured her it was perfectly okay, even if it wasn’t explicitly allowed by a sign stating so. Turns out that this waterway is controversial due to environmental issues that the Hungarians figured out after Slovakia began work on their leg of the shipping lane. The overall project remains incomplete, and we didn’t have to go to jail for trespassing.

Vienna, Austria

Our arrival in Vienna, Austria, is under gray skies, but on the horizon, we have hints of blue that look to be encroaching on the cloud cover. This is the Hofburg Palace built back in the 13th century and was the seat of power of the Habsburgs.

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This statue is now 123 years old and is named “Die Macht zur See,” which in English means “Power at Sea.”

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Close up detail of “Die Macht zur See.”

Sachor Torte in Vienna, Austria

We didn’t linger as we walked from our apartment to Cafe Sacher. For months now, we have been waiting for this moment to land in Vienna to try the two competing recipes that lay claim to being the original Sacher Torte. This particular cake was perfected by Austrian Franz Sacher back in 1832 for Prince Wenzel von Metternich in Vienna. Over one hundred years later, the bragging rights of who was the most authentic of the two competing recipes settled out of court, and today, we are trying one of them. This chocolate cake with apricot jam and dark chocolate is served with unsweetened whipped cream. Our verdict is that this cake is great, and though we love our first try, we are still looking forward to trying the version from Demel.

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The first small church we visited was the Maltese Church, or Church of Saint John the Baptist. While there was a church on this site as early as 1217, it gave way for the current building that was built in the 15th century, and then by 1806; it was rebuilt into the current design we see now.

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The reflection of the old in the new wasn’t lost on us that this view could have only ever been seen here in modernity as our ancestors never worked with glass facades. What you don’t see in this photo is that Caroline and I are in a sea of humanity with 10’s of thousands of people on the main shopping thoroughfare here in the center of Vienna.

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While you may not be able to decipher it in the previous picture, St. Stephen’s Cathedral is the church that is reflected in part of the glass. This church, sitting upon two older churches, was built between 1137 and 1160, though continuing construction would go on for a few more centuries. The Wikipedia article about St. Stephen’s is full of great information and I highly recommend reading it before you go and reference it while you are visiting. By the way, remember what I was saying about the clearing skies a little bit ago?

St. Stephen's Cathedral Vienna, Austria

The church contains 18 altars so me showing you one or two won’t give much away about what you will see here should you be so lucky to take in a visit to St. Stephen’s. You are looking at the high altar that was built from 1641 through 1647.

St. Stephen's Cathedral Vienna, Austria

It seems the builders of St. Stephen’s started with something gothic in mind and then some baroque fellows came along and ornated the place up. Of course, this is just speculation on my part because I can’t legitimately tell you the parts of a grass hut with any authority, so take my words as more entertainment than knowledge.

St. Stephen's Cathedral Vienna, Austria

Dear Pope, I’m enchanted by the architecture and history found in the many places of worship that your organization of Catholic believers visits, and am humbly requesting sponsorship of my travels and lodgings for the period of three years in order for me to visit some of the greatest churches and basilicas and study them so that I may write what it will have been like to spend so much time in the solemnity, art, culture, architecture, treasures, and spirituality of your finest buildings. Sincerely, John Wise.

St. Stephen's Cathedral Vienna, Austria

Well, our game of visiting every church we spot might prove difficult to blog about without veering into nonsense, as I’m starting to run out of stuff to say to accompany the images I would like to share. The easy road would be to limit how many photos from church interiors I post, but I seriously desire to have these reminders being part of a narrative and timeline that allows me to revisit every day of our Europe 2018 road trip. Part of the problem might also be the jet lag I’ve encountered since getting home. The first posts of this trip were written by me nearly in real-time and were often posted the next day – well, that worked for the first week, nearly. Once we had picked up the rental car and left Frankfurt, impressions became intense, and free time to write was rare. Since arriving back in Arizona, I’ve managed, at best, to pen about 5,000 words as my brain wants to be uncooperative with my desire to share my thoughts.

St. Stephen's Cathedral Vienna, Austria

Having seen much of this church it must be time to go visit another.

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This is St. Peter’s Church and is relatively modern in comparison to some of the churches we’ve already visited. Baroque in its architecture, St. Peter’s, was completed in 1733 after only 22 years of construction. Today, it is operated by the priests of Opus Dei.

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While the exterior of the church is compact and largely obscured by surrounding architecture, the interior is mind-boggling in its rich and ornate offering to the senses. Lucky for modern visitors, when renovations were undertaken in 1998 through 2004 it was said that much of the artwork and interior was darkened and had lost its luster. That is obviously not a problem today.

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As we were visiting, a group of people in black suits and dresses started gathering at the front of the church. This was either the setting for something diabolical about to happen straight out of the movies or maybe we were in for something special.

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While nothing stands up against time that has been created by us humans, and everything suffers decay, it would be great if future generations, a thousand years from now, were also able to witness what beautiful creations our ancestors were able to bring to our reality amongst their dealings with pestilence and obsessions with war and destruction.

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The group that was amassing at the front of the church was a choir. There was a concert scheduled for later in the evening, and the choir was rehearsing for their performance; we just happened to be so lucky that we were visiting right then and were able to take in a free sample of what the even luckier audience was going to be able to listen to this evening. It appears that St. Peter’s hosts frequent music performances, so a visit to their website before and during your visit to Vienna should be in order.

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Just as coffee houses are integral to the Viennese culture so are the fiaker. The word “fiaker” comes from the French word “fiacre” back when Nicholas Sauvage, a coach-builder from Amiens, France, set up a business in Paris in front of Hotel de Saint-Fiacre renting out horses and carriages as an early form of taxi. Today, across the center of Vienna, they are a romantic throwback to a simpler and slower time when, for those who could afford it, it was a much quicker way to get around the capital city.

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Today, the fiaker competes with subways, trams, bicycles, and motorcycles (though maybe nowhere like in Italy) for getting around Vienna.

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As the sun begins to set on our first day in Vienna the cloud cover has started to return, though no rain accompanied it.

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We just so happened to time our arrival in Vienna with the beginning of Life Ball 2018. This is the largest charity event in Europe for supporting people with HIV and AIDS. While formally getting underway tomorrow, the city is already buzzing with the party-goers. City Hall is lit up in purple on the left in anticipation of the Life Ball festivities.

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We discovered a phenomenon where it seems that no matter which street or direction we go during our stay in Vienna we kept ending up in front of the Hofburg.

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The Habsburgs left their imprint of luxury all over this city.

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It’s 11:00 p.m. when we reach this side channel of the Danube that cuts into Vienna, and along its banks are thousands of people sitting in cafes, bars, or right at the water’s edge as they drink and meet with friends into the night.

Walking stats: 20,400 steps for 9.5 miles or 15.4 km and only climbed 16 floors.