Ystad to Lund, Sweden

Prins Carl Hotel in Ystad, Sweden

We slept with the window open for the cool sea air, forgetting that at daybreak, the seagulls might start in with their squawking, but that racket was only the final straw that shook us out of bed before our alarm was to wake us at 5:45. Throughout the night, the nearby church rang the appropriate number of gongs to represent the hour. After midnight that wasn’t really a problem anymore, but then on the half-hour, there was a single gong to remind us of where we were on the clock. We were simply too tired to care enough about the disturbance to get up and close the window.

Downstairs, for the breakfast buffet (included with the room), we met Felix, Sven’s son. Sven, the owner of the hotel, had checked us in yesterday. Felix gave us a quick lesson in the differences between the Danish and Swedish economies as he’s worked in Denmark for a time. At our table, we listened to Albin Lee Meldau sing Segla på ett moln to us about sailing on a cloud. We placed our bags in storage so we could check out and take out our bikes for today’s big adventure.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Off we go with our e-bikes toward Kåseberga, about 18 km (10 miles) east of Ystad.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Just as in cars, Caroline is the navigator, which becomes important on this trek as the bike trails and exactly where we are aren’t always evident.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Riding past a field that might have live ammunition seems strange at first, but we’ve driven past at least a couple of places in the United States where that is true as well. Maybe the proximity due to being on a bike next to a simple barbed wire fence instead of driving in a car next to a chainlink fence topped with razor wire made the difference.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Yep, that’s the fence on the right that stands between us and our annihilation from stepping on something that goes boom.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

In an early iteration of our travel plans, we were going to jump on a ferry to the island of Gotland, Sweden, and visit the historic village of Visby, which is said to be the best-preserved medieval city in all of Scandinavia. Due to the time of year in which are traveling, train schedules and routes, and not wanting to rent cars, Gotland wasn’t going to work, but in trying to find a way, I discovered the place where we are headed today.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

We brought ponchos with us and a waterproof camera bag should we see rain while out on this bike ride, determined we didn’t want to allow the weather to derail our journey over the Swedish countryside. Our wish for blue skies seems to be happening, but we are well aware of how quickly things can change.

Caroline Wise riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

While some of our ride has been shared on the open streets, Swedish drivers have been polite and always give us enough space even on narrow roads, so there’s been no real stress getting down the coast aside from the nervousness that travels with us due to previous experiences.

Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached the village of Kåseberga and are nearly at our destination.

Kåseberga, Sweden

Pushing heavy e-bikes up an unrideable hill is never fun, but the weather on our side makes up for that.

Harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

At the top of the hill overlooking the Kåseberga harbor on the Baltic Sea, we left the bikes with Caroline’s backpack to the side. Nothing is locked up or secured; we are trying our best to hear what those around us have been telling us over these early days of our vacation: you can trust things and leave your paranoia behind. I wish it were so simple. Anyway, the rest of our trail must be walked.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached Ales Stenar (Ale’s Stones), which might as well be Stonehenge from our point of view. Prior to my trip planning, I’d never heard of other stone circles, and the one I stumbled upon happens to be the largest one in Sweden. We are in awe.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

So much unknown history and so much uncertainty about everything that exists between us and what lies before us. Nobody will ever know a fraction about our planet, its people, our past, or what we might discover tomorrow.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Just beyond the doors and gates of our perception are mysteries that most will never care to explore, and even when we venture into these new domains, the onion skin we peel back is but a molecule of the whole that will leave the majority of knowledge that might be gleaned hiding in the space beyond our senses.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Quick, take a photo to remind yourself that your experiences are real, or nobody will ever believe you that your life has been so rich, loaded with rare experiences, and enchanted by love. To hedge our run of luck, we move around the circle clockwise and counterclockwise, touching each stone as we go while also knowing it can’t hurt anything, even if it ultimately contributes nothing.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

What a peculiar thing this existence is; we flash into life like a glimmering sparkle capturing sunlight before the cloud of death, and the setting sun of life obscures even the idea that we were once here. As we linger here trying to pick up something intangible as though the voice of history or our ancestors will reach out, we’ll never be able to spend enough time here at Ales Stenar that the images and experiences are burned deep enough into our memories.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

These 59 stones are laid out in the outline of a ship which has some archeologists suggesting this could be a monument for lives lost at sea. This type of circle, also called “stone ship,” is not uncommon in Sweden, Denmark, and other Baltic locations. Traditionally, stone circles have been found over burial sites, and urns of remains have been found here below the surface, so this could be a final resting place. Then there’s the fact that the sun sets over the northwest tip of the stone circle at midsummer and rises at the opposite tip during midwinter, so it possibly served calendaric functions. The age of the monument is also in question, with some saying it has been in use for about 5,500 years while others suggest it first came into existence around 1,500 years ago; nobody really knows.

Baltic Sea as seen from the harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

Mysteries, how are they necessary in order for our mind to compel our curiosity in a forward motion? What might life be like if everything was spelled out and our questions were easily answered? I don’t believe we’d be the same species as we are at this time. By nature, humans, or those who actually desire to explore their humanity, will find themselves on a trajectory of uncertainty where the enigma and ambiguity of what they don’t know hold intrigue instead of fear and apprehension. For me, the connection across space and time and the knowledge that has traveled through this part of our universe never fails to amaze me while the antics of those wasting time and thought on inanities to the exclusion of self-discovery exist in an endless pit of despair. Their shenanigans risk my ability to focus on the potentialities I feel that I live for.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Our next stop has an address in Löderup, though we don’t need to be in the town proper, nor should we head in the direction of Löderups Strandbad, which is a campground, so not left or right turn for us: we need to go north following bike path number 3 with the red sign that directs us to go straight ahead.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

The name of the road is Peppingevägen, which Google wants to translate to Peppin Route, so what’s a Peppin? The confused answers from Bing would like me to travel down the weird rabbit hole, claiming it has something to do with Pippi Longstocking or King Pepin the Short, who preceded Charlemagne. While I kind of liked the second search result, this all felt wrong, so I asked Claude 2 for their thoughts. I was told that “Peppin” refers to a small farmstead in an isolated rural area, which sounds about right. I can already hear Caroline, “I thought you already knew that?”

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

No thoughts about the House on the Hill or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, though I could believe that this could be the next setting for Human Centipede. I’ve just been informed that Tom Six has apparently said that there will be no part 4 but that he would consider making a movie called The Human Caterpillar.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Small farms in a rural setting – it seems the road has been appropriately named.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Valleberga Church in Valleberga is not in Löderup as I first thought, though it is nearby. As we rode up, Caroline had been reading up on the church and saw mention of a runestone here at the church. We ran into a groundskeeper after scouring the cemetery for the Viking-age relic, but she’d never seen or heard about one here.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

What an undertaking it must have been to build a church in a rural area such as Valleberga, as very little at the time would have compared in scale to such an endeavor for a relatively small community. This particular church was built in the mid-1100s with labor that must have been comparatively equivalent to building pyramids or giant malls, albeit at a different scale. I can’t say I’ve ever seen a 900-year-old farmhouse or barn, but these heavy old churches survive the elements and passage of time, affording us windows into the past.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Cavernous spaces built before the arrival of electricity meant that natural light was required to play a role in illuminating the interior, and as it’s not all that often we are able to visit places that had to be constructed with that in mind, the appeal of the quality of lighting remains a huge draw in what attracts me to churches.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

These frescoes are now over 600 years old, having been painted in the 1400s.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

From Wikipedia: The baptismal font dates from the 1160s and was sculpted by the Master of Tryde, also called Majestatis. It depicts scenes from a legend about the apostles Peter and Paul. I wish more was known about this Romanesque anonymous master sculptor but at least there’s a list of churches where his work has shown up should we ever again have the opportunity to see other pieces from him.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

An old part of the church and the only remaining round church still standing in southern Sweden. In 1343, the round church was rebuilt to conform to the traditional cruciform shape we are more familiar with at this time.

Rune Stone at Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Separate from the church was a large tower Caroline thought might have held bells at one time. I was certain the door would be locked, but I couldn’t really be sure unless I checked, and wouldn’t you know it, the door was open. With some reluctance, Caroline joined me, which was made easier when I announced that the “half-finished” runestone was in there.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Swivel Stones (Svickelsten) were stones used between a straight wall and a round arch structure. These two are found near the runestone. What we couldn’t have known at the time was that two of the gravestones on the floor were carved by the Master of Tryde, who also created the baptismal font pictured above.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

This is not a bell tower as Caroline had thought; it is called the Castle and is believed to have been part of a defensive wall at one time. In the not-too-distant past, the village wanted it and the church torn down to make way for a modern building, but the authorities in Stockholm shot down that idea, and now we can all be happy that this corner of history still exists.

Riding northwest to Glemmingebro, Sweden

But wait, there’s more, as we are not done with this bike ride yet.

Glemminge Kyrka & Kyrkogård in Glemmingebro, Sweden

For one reason or another, we didn’t stop in at this church, which is a shame because built into one of the cemetery walls is a runestone. This is the Glemminge Church inaugurated in the summer of 1900 after it was built on the site where an 11th-century Romanesque church stood. One possible reason for omitting it was that it wasn’t on my itinerary and as much as we’d enjoy unlimited time to do what we’d like on a spontaneous basis, we have other things to see and places to be. After getting home and while writing this post, we tried to identify this church but were having problems as we couldn’t find an exact match. Well, it turns out that the church suffered some damage, and in repairing the roof, a steeple was removed.

On Roemollevaegen in Glemmingebro, Sweden

What a beautiful little oasis among the farms with this thatch-roofed cottage under the chestnut trees. One strange element was the sign to my right of the photo that warns that the property is under video surveillance.

Tosterup Church in Tomelilla, Sweden

We almost didn’t make it to the Tosterup Church in Tomelilla as road construction looked like we’d have had to take a fairly big detour to make it up the hill, but the guys working the site allowed us to walk our bikes through the area. Once up here, we found the church locked up and the castle next door requiring a group of 10 or more to arrange a guided tour in order to visit.

The Tosterup Castle in Tomelilla, Sweden

The Tosterup Castle is one of the locations that the astronomer Tycho Brahe grew up in and that we’ll likely never see for ourselves other than this shot from the gate.

The countryside on the way to Svenstorp, Sweden

Off in the distance on the far right is a rather large windmill, though it’s nearly invisible in this photo due to the size in which I have to present it, it’s there, I can assure you. As a matter of fact, I think you should just make it a goal to see all of this for yourself because while we will have seen amazing sights on this ride, we had to skip seeing Bjärsjöholm Castle and the Borrie Church in order to take in the next destination that we only learned about yesterday afternoon.

Old Mill House in Svenstorp, Sweden

Nope, not yet; this old mill house in Svenstorp was not our next destination it was just a place on the side of the road.

Burial Mounds on Fårarpsvägen in Köpingebro, Sweden

While at the Gråbrödraklostret (Greyfriars Abbey) and St. Peter’s Church yesterday, there was a photograph in one of the exhibitions that piqued my interest, and the woman at the register offered us a general idea of where the “objects” are located. The funny thing was, we had just ridden past the intersection of Svenstorpvägen and Fårarpsvägen and were discussing the idea of giving up on our search as it felt like we were on a wild goose chase. Alright then, it’s decided, let’s get on down the road and head back to Ystad so we can catch our train, and it was just then, on returning to the intersection to turn right, that we spotted the hills right in front of us. These burial mounds are on Fårarpsvägen, just north of Köpingebro, and I could not find a single word online about their existence.

Bike route in Ystad, Sweden

You see things correctly in this map of our bike path; we did not peddle back to Ystad. On the road across the street from the burial mounds, Caroline’s bike started to behave strangely while making odd sounds – it was because her rear tire was nearly flat. Though she tried pedaling through it, we required a rescue out in the middle of nowhere. We were on Boställesvägen near an old sugarbeet factory, but from the bike trail that wasn’t easy to figure out. It took a minute to convey exactly where we were in a meaningful way to offer instructions to Erik so he could fetch us, but fetch he did, and we ended up having a great conversation with him about his co-ownership of a bar in the States and his visits to the U.S.

Saved, we were soon back in town, collecting our bags and boarding a train to our next destination, Lund, Sweden.

Caroline Wise at Aunt Hulda Yarn store in Lund, Sweden

Of course, our first stop would be in Lund’s sole yarn store, Aunt Hulda’s. Caroline is only holding this yarn for dramatic effect as there’s only so much we can afford and carry with us; this didn’t really come home with us. Right, Caroline would rather buy a new suitcase or hit up the local shipping agency to send yarns back to the States than miss the opportunity to take home the hues soft feels of yarn that yank at her heartstrings. Yarn has a kind of hypnotizing effect on this woman, like a reverse Medusa thing that compels her to collect as many skeins as her hands can transfer to the counter and leave with the satisfaction that life is good and at least she’s not been frozen into stone.

Lund, Sweden

As for me, I’m a prisoner of collecting the photos and stories that will travel home with us, such as this mural from Lund-born artist Finsta.

August Strindberg lived here in Lund, Sweden

We checked into our hotel, and upon walking out, we passed a house with a sign that caught my attention: August Strindberg lived here in 1897 when writing Inferno. Wow, on the adjacent corner, just by chance! I’m staying next to the house where Strindberg wrote this book I was in love with back in 1986 after I first encountered it. This is a wicked coincidence that leaves the hair on my arms standing up as if I were a Beatles fan visiting the crosswalk at Abbey Road. I’m in awe that this author and playwright has walked these very streets I’m about to explore this afternoon and tomorrow morning.

While I was searching for something about Ystad yesterday, I came across this quote from Inferno referencing their small village, “The little town to which I now betook myself lies in the extreme south of Sweden, on the seacoast. It is an old pirates’ and smugglers’ haunt, in which exotic traces of all parts of the world have been left by various voyagers.” I had no recollection of this reference but was excited to know a circle was closing in some way.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

Lund Cathedral appears to date to the latter half of the 11th century, but exact dates are sketchy. What isn’t ambiguous is that in a late 19th-century renovation, the architect responsible for updates tore down the entire western end of the cathedral and replaced it with a new entry and towers of his own design, pictured here. When the church was first taking shape, this part of Sweden belonged to Denmark.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

There’s a lengthy article on Wikipedia about the nearly 1,000 years of history of this old church. With simply too much information for me to try encapsulating here, it’s certainly worth a read.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

The altar right in front of the photo was consecrated in 1145, while the altarpiece in the background was donated in 1398. The 78 choir stalls in between date from 1361 and 1379. On the left is one of the six organs found in the Lund Cathedral,

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

We arrived at the cathedral in the minutes before it was closing; just seconds after I took this photo the lights on it were turned off. Hopefully, tomorrow, we’ll be able to find time for another visit, especially to watch one of the two daily performances where the two knights at the top of this astronomical clock clash. The clock was made back in 1425 and features the smallest of the six organs in the cathedral that plays In Dulci Jubilo, thought to be by German mystic Heinrich Seuse.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

On occasion, I love the magnificence of architecture.

Lund University in Lund, Sweden

We are at a tiny corner of one of the most prestigious and largest universities in Northern Europe, Lund University. It also happens to be where Jaap Haartsen studied; he’s the person who gave the world Bluetooth technology, naming it after Viking King Harald Bluetooth, though I’ve already shared part of this info in a previous post.

Lund, Sweden

Lund was ordered to be established in 990 by King Sweyn Forkbeard of Denmark (son of Harald Bluetooth), remaining a Danish city until 1658 when treaties ended the Danish-Swedish wars. My main interest in sharing this point in history was nothing more than my keen appreciation of the name Forkbeard.

Lund, Sweden

I seem to also have a keen appreciation for red brick buildings.

Lund, Sweden

Accentuating an environment with artifacts of a different age adds charm to a place instead of always surrounding ourselves with images of modernity that scream consume at us.

Lund, Sweden

Replacing painted indicators of what traffic is allowed by installing stones that signify that this is bicycle territory makes a solid statement and is much appreciated. I’m impressed that so many cities in Europe are making consideration for how pedestrian zones improve the quality of life for those who live in these historic districts.

Lund, Sweden

The restaurant we are having dinner at, called M.E.A.T., is also on a pedestrian street, meaning that as we eat with the windows of the place open, we are not listening to cars driving by, nor are we listening to TVs.

Lund, Sweden

Approaching our hotel, we decide it’s too early to head to our room, so we veer to the left for a walk over to a nearby park.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

We are in the Stadsparken. Prior to the city walls being removed the area was a pasture within those walls. In 1911, the park was inaugurated, and now, here before 10:00 p.m., we are walking through with some minor trepidation: while some areas are well-lit, others are a bit dark. Our conditioning from America suggests that danger could be lurking in the shadows.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

Two things happened on the way back to our hotel. First, Caroline noticed a young woman, maybe even a girl, walking by herself wearing over-the-ear headphones, seemingly without a care. We’d seen other women doing the same with full over-the-ear headphones (not just earbuds), walking through cities apparently oblivious and without concern about who might be around them. This is NOT a freedom girls and women have in the United States.

Second, we were drawn by the sounds of a party or nightclub coming from somewhere in the middle of the park. It’s after 10:00 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and we are curious. Following the sound, we come to a pavilion where about 40 young adults are singing and jumping up and down to an amplifier blaring the sound of a Macklemore song that is exciting the night with, “So, we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us.” The sense of this being a wholesome gathering cannot be overstated. Caroline and I stood there for that song and the better part of another, wondering why this doesn’t exist in the “Most free country on earth”? Obviously, we in the U.S. are not the happiest because what we are witnessing here in Lund is evidence of a society not existing in fear.

First Day in Sweden

Morning TV in Copenhagen, Denmark

We don’t often look at the television, but when we do, we do it in foreign countries. Wouldn’t you know it, we turn on the TV for the first time in Copenhagen just before leaving Denmark, and there’s Lærke Bagger, the author of a book about knitting we’ve been seeing all over Copenhagen. It’s even in the window of the 2nd yarn shop we visited on our first day here. Something else about our first day that relates to this image: in the background near Lærke, you might spot the Burger King sign; that was where the vegan demonstration we followed yesterday ended up.

Two days ago, I was kvetching about the crass behaviors of Americans; today, I’ll lean into a stereotype about East Europeans. At breakfast, as in so many other places, the people from Slavik countries have the loudest ring tones while nobody else’s phones around them make a sound. I’m likely a bit grumpy as we got in late last night, around 11:00 pm, and were too tired to deal with packing, so we were taking care of that after sleeping in a bit. This has the effect of us leaving Copenhagen about an hour later than I’d hoped for.

Leaving Copenhagen, Denmark

Our last morning in Copenhagen is like the last day most anywhere: we’re sad to go. From Orientkaj, we need to make our way over to Østerport station, where we’ll board a train to Malmö, Sweden. Ahead on the M4 line, we see the 2nd most frequented station of our time here in the Danish capital: Kongens Nytorv, or the King’s New Square. Now, consider the 1939 RKO film King Kong; it seems to me that this was a sly usage of Danish for this American classic film, meaning King of Kings.

Øresund Bridge between Sweden and Denmark

While out here on the Øresund Bridge, it occurs to Caroline that the Danish word “Bro” translates to bridge; I wish I could reconcile this with the American version of bro, which is English for douchebag. In this usage, bro is an intellectual hindrance to moving over an impasse of the mind; he specializes in being an obstruction, a kind of stench that is difficult to navigate around or clean away.

Hyllie Water Tower in Malmö, Sweden

Under the alien spaceship disguised as the Hyllie Water Tower on our approach to Malmö, two Bulgarian bros who’ve been loudly Facetiming somebody somewhere else with their phone speaker on full blast were controlled for tickets. It turns out they were supposed to exit the train at the Copenhagen Airport in Denmark but were so busy being self-absorbed in their performance of annoyance that they missed their stop and were about to be escorted from the train here in Sweden, but not only that, they were riding without tickets which comes with a fine of between $72 and $135 per person.

Main train station in Malmö, Sweden

Even peeing in Sweden isn’t cheap at nearly $1.00 per person, but when you’ve got to go, you gotta go. Our first stop in the station before finding the toilet was over at the baggage storage lockers that are coming in handy for our brief four-hour visit to Malmö. Note the credit card reader – no need to carry cash for even the smallest amounts.

Malmö, Sweden

A few steps out of the main station and we were immediately drawn to this lighthouse which turned out to be in the wrong direction of where we should be going. With such a limited amount of time, we have to make each minute count in considering what and where we’ll be doing stuff. The first thing stricken from our itinerary was a visit to the local yarn store, but we have more than a few left to visit over the coming two weeks. Trying to get closer to the lighthouse, we continued in the wrong direction until we reached the bridge down there, turned left, and left again to walk back up the canal.

Malmö, Sweden

This is the view from that bridge I just mentioned. The sculpture I photographed the lighthouse through is way down there by the other bridge.

Nett Hier in Malmö, Sweden

This sticker and the advertising campaign for Baden-Württemberg (the German state where the famous Black Forest is located) must be one of the most successful viral campaigns ever created as we’ve seen this, “Nice here. But have you been to Baden-Württemberg?” all over the United States.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

I’ll get this out of the way right now: our choice to visit the Malmö Castle and Museum wasn’t the greatest decision. In retrospect, we should have gone over to Södra Yarn, hung out at Lilla Torg (the Small Square), and grazed the various foods at Saluhall (Market hall), but one can’t tell when planning from 6,283 miles away and not knowing anyone else that’s been to this corner of Sweden.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

Don’t get me wrong, visiting castles and forts is typically great, but there’s something about the Malmö Castle and Museum that seems to lack focus, though we will learn a few things about the history of the place. The first castle on this site was founded by King Eric of Pomerania, who ruled over the Kalmar Union (the combined kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway) after the death of his great-aunt, Margarethe I, so there’s that connection to history. One hundred years later, that castle was torn down, and King Christian III of Denmark built this one. Subsequently, it was used to imprison James Hepburn, 4th Earl of Bothwell, third husband of Mary, Queen of Scots. From the photo in the background, you’ll see refugees arriving from German concentration camps near the end of World War II who would stay at the castle during a transition period.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

A bit of a strange layout and a randomness about where things are. On our way in, we passed an exhibition featuring modest clothing for women with details about the global demand and examples of such things as sports clothes that incorporate hijabs, abayas, and tunics. After that, we enter this turret that is sparse in information about its history.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

There are two of the turrets still existing but from the grounds, it appears there once had been four. There also appears to be far more to the castle than the small part we are allowed to visit. I should understand this as during my first visit to Versailles Palace, the majority of it was off-limits, and as I’ve seen from the old mansions in the Eastern United States, especially the Newport, Rhode Island area, mansions, forts, castles, and palaces are extremely expensive to maintain and is it not always possible to find organizations that are willing to add to an inventory where budgets are already stretched.

Anders Christensen's Silver Hoard at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

A wealthy brewer from Malmö named Anders Christensen buried a silver hoard during the siege of 1677 to protect his riches. He and his wife died with his treasure lost, this was until 1880 when it was rediscovered.

Prisoners held at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

For a long time, the castle fell out of use until 1828 when it was turned into a prison until 1909. These are some of those prisoners.

Etching from Francisco de Goya at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

Due to the years of neglect and then use as a prison, there’s really nothing left that exemplifies how the castle was once used by royalty. In the scattered approach as to what the museum should function as, there’s even some art here, such as this etching from Francisco de Goya.

Apolloff Interior at Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

This sealed cabinet display is called the Apolloff Interior. In 1853, Captian Christer Frederick Abrahamsson had the furniture made for his family, which his daughter Alma Apolloff inherited. Since she and her husband never had children, they bequeathed their estate to the museum in 1928.

Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

I want a Saluhall (Market Hall) in Phoenix that’s as amazing as this one, serving a city of only 330,000 people compared to the Phoenix Metro area of 4.85 million people. The demand for quality in other countries can be extraordinary when I consider what we have on offer back home; it’s actually confounding to me. This is the Clemens Kött & Husman meat stand that also serves hot food. On Friday, they can be found cooking steaks on their grill, but this is Tuesday, and we have something very different in mind.

Swedish Meatballs from the Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

We were here for köttbullar, a.k.a. Swedish meatballs. With mashed potatoes, pickle, lingonberry, and four meatballs the first thing we learned about this traditional dish is that Ikea is ruining it. We’ll have köttbullar again on this trip, but these right here in the Malmö Saluhall will forever define what perfection is.

Caroline Wise and Fika at the Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

We’ve moved down the aisle to St. Jakobs Stenugnsbageri (stone oven bakery) for our first Swedish fika with our two americanos yet to be delivered. With one Kanelbullar (cinnamon) and one Kardemummabullar, we were ready to find out which one was the winner. Caroline opts for the cardamom while I lean towards the cinnamon.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Another St. Peter’s church and the oldest surviving red brick structure to be found in Malmö. The design is thought to have been inspired by the Marienkirche (St. Mary’s) of Lübeck, Germany, which we visited ten years ago.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Constructed in the early 14th century, this Gothic church was built when the city, like the rest of Europe, was of the Catholic faith. I don’t believe much about the Reformation is taught in the U.S. and a brief survey in a coffee shop confirmed this thought. The idea of the relative fundamentals of religion taking a dramatic turn that would result in wars, death, iconoclasm, and societal divide seems alien, and yet here we are almost 500 years later, and some would say we are at a similar precipice due to cultural, social, economic, technological, and racial issues that are splitting societies between those who are capable of adapting with tolerance and those afraid that the changes have been an onslaught of destruction of their beliefs producing fear and anger.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

The altarpiece is from 1611, as most everything in the church had been destroyed and whitewashed in 1529 at the height of the Reformation.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Of the five original side chapels, only three still exist, including this one dedicated to St. George but popularly known as the Krämarkapellet (Chapel of the Vendors), which was built for Malmö’s guild of cloth dealers. Notice the baptismal font and its octagonal shape, which I wrote about during our visit to the Rosenborg Castle. The murals in this chapel were also painted over like the rest of the church, but between 1904 and 1910, they were uncovered and restored.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

There are other guilds represented in the chapel with elements from their coat of arms; to the left, you can spot a griffin that is part of the coat of arms from the city of Malmö. I have to wonder why more of the ceiling wasn’t restored, but such is the state of things when religion is involved.

Malmö, Sweden

The Main Square on an overcast day is better than not visiting a main square, even when we are on the run and taking things in quick impressions instead of being able to really soak in the history of the place.

King Karl X Gustav in the Main Square in Malmö, Sweden

This statue of King Karl X Gustav stands in the main square and depicts a leader who apparently loved war but died at the young age of only 37 years old due to complications of misdiagnosed pneumonia instead of combat.

Lilla Torg in Malmö, Sweden

The old Rikstelefon payphone booth is no longer functional and while not as ornate as what we were seeing in Copenhagen, it’s still nice to see these relics of another age reminding us how quickly life changes.

Lilla Torg in Malmö, Sweden

If half-timbered houses don’t instill a sense of history when visiting an old town center such as Lilla Torg here in Malmö, then nothing will. This was also the end of our time in town before returning to the main train station for our ride to Ystad, Sweden, where we’d be spending a night.

Uh-oh, Houston, we have a problem. Our bags have either been stolen, we don’t understand how to use our retrieval code, or our credit card and a different card are not able to be used here in the baggage lockers. Not only are we panicking about our bags but our train is leaving shortly. As I guard our locker, where our bags are hopefully safely stored, Caroline headed over to the toilet stall we visited earlier, looking to find someone who could help us. It turns out that the personnel at the facilities offering relief of certain bodily functions are also tasked with dealing with the faulty software that operates the baggage locker system. A couple of reboots of the software and we are in, grabbing our bags, and doing our version of sprinting to the track to hop on the train. We just made it as it turned out our train was late and were able to laugh about our small dilemma.

Except, we don’t have tickets. Well, I have the Swedish Rail app on my phone so I get busy right away buying our tickets. Good thing I was right at the moment of getting credit card authorization as a controller was moving through the train to check tickets. He could see where we were in the process and that this wasn’t a response to seeing him, so he told us he’d come back shortly to check on our progress. Everything’s good, and Caroline turns to working on my next pair of socks, and I get to taking notes.

Ystad, Sweden

Forty minutes later, we are welcomed to Ystad by absolutely nobody. With a population of about 20,000 people, this is a fairly small town. We are down in southern Sweden on the Baltic Sea for one very specific reason you’ll learn about tomorrow. First up, we needed to drop our bags in our room at the Prins Carl Hotel, which ended up being the greatest bargain out of all of our lodgings, not because of the price alone but everything that came with our room. Checking in, Sven, the proprietor, was on hand and welcomed us with real enthusiasm. While making our reservation a month earlier, I had questions for him about restaurant recommendations and a bike rental, he was gracious with regards to both requests. The ambiance at the check-in desk and lobby is an experience in itself; let’s just say that Sven’s wife has an eye for art and strategically placed fruit.

Ystad, Sweden

I just told you about a bike rental, and so with map in hand, we started our half-mile walk to the Gösta Svensson Cycle shop, but being John and Caroline, we’d just have to detour. We verified that they were open till 6:00 pm, but we were also on a bit of schedule because we wanted to lock up the bikes in a storage area at the hotel, and that had to be done before 6:00 also. The reason for this arrangement is that we needed the e-bikes first thing in the morning.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Drats, it appears that the Gråbrödraklostret (Greyfriars Abbey) and St. Peter’s Church are closed, that was until we found the right door.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Established in 1267, you should know by this time what came around and acted to disestablish the abbey in 1532. I’ll offer you a hint: this being Sweden, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Some hundreds of years ago, the northern and western wings of the monastery were torn down, and at one point the remaining building was used to manufacture Aquivit, followed by it becoming a granary. Finally, by the 19th century, the complex was left to decay.

Caroline Wise at the St. Peter's Church and Gråbrödraklostret (Abbey) in Ystad, Sweden

In 1909, the old abbey and church were starting to be renovated, and as you can see by the photo of Caroline, Ystad is still trying to figure out how to best make money with their historic property.

St. Peter's Church and Gråbrödraklostret (Abbey) in Ystad, Sweden

On one of the occasions that I don’t photograph the placard offering some interpretation of what we are looking at, I get home to find out that this wood carving of a baby angel head has never been shared on the internet before; how can this possibly be? As I stare at this baby with stoned, sleepy eyes, I can’t help but think how cool it would be to convert a cathedral loaded with religious iconography into a psychedelic experience with celestial video projections on the ceiling above the nave while the sounds of gods and angels talk to adherents of the trippy sitting comfortably in recliners instead of the hard pews. Maybe I’m too old at this time, but this would have been my ultimate Disneyland/Cineplex about 30 years ago.

Ystad, Sweden

We left the church and finished our walk across town to the bike shop. For one reason or another, I got the owner’s e-bike, which was nearly brand new, while Caroline was using one of the shop’s e-bikes, also in immaculate condition. If only there were enough time left in the day before the Prins Carl lobby closes, we’d have taken a ride around town and up the coast but so it goes.

Ystad Harbor in Ystad, Sweden

With the bikes secured, we went out for a walk in the direction of the harbor, walking past the ferries that shuttle visitors to and from the Danish island of Bornholm and further on to Poland.

Caroline Wise at Engelska bryggan (English Jetty) in Ystad, Sweden

Just 552 kilometers (343 miles) out over the sea is Binz, Germany, on the island of Rügen which we visited just a couple of years ago. A bit further on to the left is Poland, an occasional adversary but, more recently, an important trading partner. We are currently standing at Engelska Bryggan (English Jetty), where the rotting seaweed is giving off a distinctly sulfurous smell and not in that almost pleasant Yellowstone kind of way.

Ystad, Sweden

The map said the road goes this way; this hasn’t been a road in a long time, but it sure is a scenic path.

Home of fictional detective Kurt Wallander in Ystad, Sweden

As Caroline scoured the map for our way back to where we’d have dinner, she recognized a spot on the map that made note of fictional detective Kurt Wallander’s house. While neither of us has ever seen the show, we still swung by, so when we get home and watch a clip or two, we can say that we’ve been there.

Ystad, Sweden

This is right where we’d live up on the third floor if we could live in Ystad. The prices are reasonable, but in such a small town, speaking Swedish would be mandatory. While the place has a kind of Binz, Germany, kind of vibe, there are very few people on the streets, and one gets the impression that the economy is suffering, thus producing more disaffected youth than we saw in Copenhagen. While superficial observations don’t tell of the deeper story that might be going on here, I’ve never allowed my biased opinions to slow down my interpretations.

Ystad, Sweden

Bäckahästens Kaffeestuga is open from 10:00 to 4:00 every day of the week, and while the sign alone inspires me to visit, we have arrived too late, and tomorrow won’t work in our favor either. From the name of this place, were you able to figure out that this is a coffee house?

Ystad, Sweden

On the left of this white building is Restaurant Store Thor, where we dined on yet more Swedish meatballs in gravy with boiled potatoes, lingonberries, and pickles.

Ystad, Sweden

We continued walking around the old town as tomorrow night we’d be staying in yet another city, so this was it for the opportunity to see a little more of Ystad. Soon, though, we needed to end the transmission as we were busy mastering the art of tiredness and needed the use of our hotel to crash into sleep, leaving note-taking for the morning over breakfast.

Roskilde to Dragør

Copenhagen, Denmark

Taking the subway at Orientkaj nearly feels routine by now, except this morning, we experienced a slight snafu that left a look of shock on Caroline’s face. In Germany, when somebody wants to hold the door for someone else to jump on the train or bus, the door won’t shut if it senses pressure against it closing. Denmark doesn’t play that, and Caroline, who was already on the train, had to pull her hand out of harm’s way before I was able to catch up to her. In a second, she was starting to accelerate to the next station, but not before shooting me a look of astonishment on the verge of horror. I wasn’t worried because I knew that in five minutes, I’d be catching up to her at the next stop, where I was certain she’d be waiting. Sure enough, we reconnected and were soon at Osterport to catch our 45-minute ride out to Roskilde, Denmark.

Roskilde, Denmark

We stormed the coast, plundered, and were generally rude in the mayhem we spread upon our arrival because what else should one do when landing in a historic city that played an important role for the Vikings? The lives lost today due to our raid of the village were simply the cost of us adopting our new roles. Had Copenhagen not been suffering from overpopulation and a dearth of farmland, Caroline and I might have been able to make it there, but instead, we felt we had no other choice than to flee to the countryside and burn the abbey to demonstrate to the locals we meant business.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We should have, at this point, stopped in the cathedral to beg forgiveness (for such fabulous lies), but the doors were locked, so we decided to just hang around nearby, get some boating in, find a decent place for smørrebrød, and then return here to commune with the ancestors, even if they are not our own.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Early tech pioneer and trendsetter King Harald Bluetooth, son of Gorm the Old, founded Roskilde back in the 980s, and I don’t mean as found on some AM radio frequencies either. Seriously, the founding of Roskilde is attributed to Harald Bluetooth, the namesake of the wireless protocol. Construction of the Roskilde Cathedral was initiated by Absalon in the 12th century on top of the church that previously stood there. This is the same Absalon who moved on to build a castle where Christiansborg Palace stands today and who is considered by some the founder of Copenhagen. Unironically, I must admit feeling a sense of tragedy that we failed to utilize a Bluetooth device while in town.

Roskilde, Denmark

The human-based navigation system I’m traveling with is the Caroline Model 55, and it’s telling us that this is the right way to our destination at the harbor, but first, we must navigate this sea of flowers.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

While planning our Scandinavian adventure, one wish of my wife’s was that we would stop in Oslo, Norway, to visit the Viking Ship Museum, where the best preserved Viking boat is kept. The Oseberg Ship was found in a burial mound, and based on the photos, it’s an amazing find. But we’ll not be visiting it on this trip because the museum is under renovation and will remain closed until 2026. Nothing would make up for that, so instead, I looked for something fun that still had to do with Vikings, and that’s when I found the Viking Ship Museum of Roskilde.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

The museum wasn’t open yet when we arrived, but adjacent to its small restaurant, we ran into half a dozen workers, marine conservators to be precise, who were working on cleaning and protecting pieces of ancient ships that had been brought up from the sea and were being prepared to be shipped off to other museums. On the open grounds are a number of workshop areas, such as this one focused on rope making, while others deal with woodworking and other aspects of shipbuilding.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

This is why we are here; we are going out on the high seas for some sailing aboard a replica Viking ship. Now, you might better understand my earlier description of plundering and mayhem upon reaching this coastal town.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

With time to spare and our tour including entry into the museum, we headed over to get an early look at what’s featured inside. On the left side of this photo, you can see the type of boat we’d be boarding in due time.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Wow, even if they are fragments, I’m thoroughly impressed with what we are seeing of original Viking ships. Back in 1962, five ships were salvaged from the mud about 12 miles north of Roskilde; they are now known as the Skuldelev ships based on the area where they were discovered. The ships were scuttled in order to create a hazard for others who might have been considering attacking Roskilde. This particular ship, known as Skuldelev 2, was a 30-meter-long warship built in the Dublin, Ireland, area around the year 1042. Over the course of four years, shipbuilders here in Roskilde built a replica of this ship, naming it the Sea Stallion from Glendalough (in Danish: Havhingsten). They painted it black, red, and orange, and you can see it in the photo following the rope shop above.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Approximately 39 generations ago, some of our ancestors helped in varying capacities to build these ships. Lucky us for being able to see these five old Viking ships today as this museum, too, will close at some point in the future because the ships need to move to a new facility (yet to be built) that doesn’t expose the old timbers to the sunlight which damages them.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

These may be the faces of pillocks, but they are certainly not angry Vikings. It was just a dozen years ago that nobody would have confused us for anything other than serious marauders as we were getting our Viking on like it was nobody’s business; just check this post here to verify the ferocity.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

That is not us out on the fjord but some other Vikings (tourists) because getting photos while on the boat rowing or dealing with the raising and lowering of the sail in tight confines doesn’t make for very good images. The one-hour adventure included safety instructions, getting onboard, learning how to row as a group, and finally getting out on the water and back to port. Before you know it, the $89-a-person journey is already over, leaving us wishing for a longer three-hour trip onto the fjord.

Caroline Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

It’s only our 3rd day in Denmark, and there are so many reasons to come back.

Smørrebrød at Pipers Hus in Roskilde, Denmark

Reason Number 1: more smørrebrød. These fine specimens of open-faced yummy treats were taken at Pipers Hus up the hill between the port and the cathedral. You couldn’t ask for a better setting on a beautiful day which was exactly the day we were having in Roskilde.

Note: upon getting home and being determined to add smørrebrød to our diet, we are finding it nearly impossible to find bay shrimp in the stores. Not even Whole Foods is offering them, though we are having no problem finding raw horseradish root.

Wasp on Caroline's finger in Roskilde, Denmark

While I and others frantically gesticulate, even jumping from our seats to avoid the wasps, Caroline tries calming me by demonstrating that these flying insects are not bloodthirsty ferocious incarnations of Vikings. I think she’s only mastered this level of calm due to her practice of dealing with my antics for over 30 years. She should be thanking me for this ability to manifest zen in the face of such a deadly threat.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is the King’s entry to Roskilde Cathedral that we’ll not be entering through. Not that we ever skip out on visiting cathedrals, churches, chapels, temples, mosques, or synagogues if they are available, but this particular cathedral has been getting the endorsement of everyone who has heard about our plans to come to Roskilde. We’ve been to a good number of incredible places that are dedicated to worship, so we are curious why this one has elicited such enthusiasm.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Upon walking in, nothing really stands out that screams, you’ve arrived at the place.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Near the entry, a custodian has opened an otherwise locked gate and is inside the crypt cleaning coffins. I interrupted him, thinking this might be my best chance to catch an unobstructed view of some ornate coffins; after a second of thought, he welcomed me in. Little did I understand what was still to be found here.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

A few chapels down, King Christian IX and Queen Louise are buried in this tomb, and what we’re about to discover is that nearly every other king and queen from about the last 1000 years are buried here at the cathedral, too. Something else that is interesting about this particular burial site is that the grieving maiden looks very much like the mermaid statue in Copenhagen, and that is no coincidence. They were both created by Edvard Eriksen using his wife and an actress as models for the body and head of each statue.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

From the 11th century until 1443, Roskilde was the capital of Denmark. Maybe it was this distinction that elevated the city to be the place where royalty would be laid to rest. To date, there are between 37 and 40 tombs of Danish monarchs taking up permanent residence inside this old building, with parts that date back nearly 900 years, while the main cathedral was finished only about 460 years ago.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is Denmark’s largest organ, with more than 6000 pipes and 100 stops. Forgive me, but I didn’t know what was meant by stops, and I likely am not alone, so here’s a simple explanation: stops are sets of organ pipes that the organist activates to control timbre and pitch range, enabling the performance of intricate polyphonic music unique to the organ. Known as the Raphaëlis Organ, the original organ from the Middle Ages was rebuilt in 1554 by Herman Raphaëlis, hence the name, and then in 1654, it was renovated, taking into Baroque elements that were popular at the time. The last restoration occurred between 1988 and 1991.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

There are so many details that become increasingly difficult to see here in the cathedral as we look over into the side chapels where the many monarchs of Denmark are entombed. The Renaissance era altarpiece standing tall before the congregation was made in Antwerp around the year 1560 while the altar turns out to be relatively new from the 1850s, with two previous versions being lost to time, possibly. The choir stalls on the left and right of the chancel were carved of oak and still feature intricate details, even though they are now over 500 years old, having been crafted between 1490 and 1500.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Margrethe I is probably best known for bringing together the kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway in the Kalmar Union. As her husband, King Haakon VI, died early in his reign at only 40 years old (she was 33), the queen took on the role of regent as her son Olaf was too young to rule. He, too, died young, leaving Margrethe to continue ruling until 1412, when she died at the age of 59. She was also known as the queen who pushed back on the powerful Hanseatic League.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We are in Christian IV’s Chapel, which houses the sarcophagi and coffins of no less than five dignitaries, including King Christian IV himself, who rests in the casket on the right in the background. Christian IV was the king behind the building of Rosenborg Castle that we visited yesterday.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The sarcophagus of Queen Sophia Amalia, wife of King Frederick III, who’s entombed on her left, is also in the Christian IV Chapel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Frederick IV and his wife, Queen Louise, are interred in these extravagant marble sarcophagi; there’s one directly behind the one in the foreground that appears as a mirror image.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Charlotte Amalie, wife of Christian V. Charlotte, came to Denmark from Kassel, Germany, north of Frankfurt, adding the Danish language to her repertoire of French, German, Italian, and likely a smattering of Latin. It was while reading about her life that I learned about “court dwarfs.” These people of short stature were traded and owned by members of the court and used as gifts to kings and queens. As a kind of sidekick, the dwarf next to a king gave the impression of the king being a giant while the dwarf also offered the appearance of being a “Kobold,” a magic and mythological goblin or hobgoblin. Charlotte’s dwarf went by the name Frøken Elsebe (Miss Elsebe), a quite magical name if you ask me.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Christian V – the first absolute monarch of Denmark. There are so many interesting details on the sarcophagi and coffins that one could gather 100s of images of details while also photographing the entire tomb before also capturing it in its setting; each angle is as interesting as the first. It was Christian V who ordered the clearing of Catholic artifacts from the chancel, creating space for his and his wife’s internment.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Absalon Arch is the bridge between the cathedral and the Roskilde Palace. A very small corner of the arch can be seen in the third photo down on this post. The original crumbling Gothic arch that was here since the time of Absalon was torn down and rebuilt as an exact replica of the 12th-century arch.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the foreground is King Frederick IV on the left and to the right Queen Louise. The farthest sarcophagus, centered just behind the altarpiece, is the resting place of Queen Margrethe I, while her brother Christopher, Duke of Lolland, is in the small tomb at the center. It turns out that his sarcophagus is empty, and the young man is likely buried under the church as his original tomb was destroyed during the Reformation.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Private box of Christian IV that is no longer in use as current monarchs sit in the chancel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

More than 1,000 nobles and citizens are buried under the floor of the church.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Frederick V, the drunken king, somehow still earned an impressive sarcophagus. His father, Christian VI, had considered declaring the man incapable of becoming a king, but in the end, his broken son was allowed to assume the role, though his advisors likely played a greater role.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Christian III (August 12, 1503 – January 1, 1559) was the first Protestant king. As a prince, he met with monk Martin Luther, and in 1536, he implemented the Reformation, turning his country Lutheran.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Chapel of the Magi, also known as the Three Kings Chapel, where Christian III and Frederick II are interred, was likely built between the 1360s and 1370s and was commissioned by Christian I.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the background to the right is King Frederick II (1 July 1534 – 4 April 1588), who was the son of Christian III. The center column is referred to as the King’s Column where more than a few Danish royals have had their heights etched into the column, including Peter the Great. While in the chapel, we failed to see any of the markings, probably because we were overwhelmed with the room and the ornate tombs.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

With that, we concluded our three-day immersion in the history of Denmark and turned our attention to some simple sightseeing that required the exercise of no brain cells, only the exercise of leg muscles, but more on that after our return to Copenhagen.

Caroline Wise in Roskilde, Denmark

In our ongoing series of photos in poor taste where Caroline has ridden the Wild Wiener and Kissed the Cock, I present you Caroline at the Skänk bar.

Roskilde, Denmark

For a city that was once the capital of Denmark, Roskilde is understated and seems to have a rather small population. It turns out that they’ve suffered a number of fires that caused serious damage including one in 1968 that burned over 100 buildings, many of them historical. On our way back to the train station, we stopped along the shopping street for coffee, an ice cream neither of us enjoyed, and a bottle of rhubarb soda.

Main Station in Copenhagen, Denmark

And lickety-split, we were back in Copenhagen for the next leg of our vacation of intense exploration.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

First up, we’ll need a couple of bikes courtesy of Donkey Republic. We are heading south out of town on those incredible bike paths we first enjoyed just a couple of days before.

Tårnby Church in Tårnby, Denmark

Through Tårnby, past their 12th-century church, we were pedaling to Dragør, Denmark, on a 30km (18.5 miles) roundtrip in order to gain another perspective of the country, and what a beautiful day to be able to do this.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We just passed the Copenhagen airport, and we have yet to see a hint of hill or mountain anywhere on the horizon.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We did find some friendly horses and some apples that weren’t fully ripe yet, although that didn’t stop us from taking a couple of bites as one never knows how often one will get to snack on Danish apples on a late afternoon bike ride under blue skies. Further down the trail, we passed the Store Magleby Church from the 12th century, not knowing that there were traces of an Iron Age settlement from 200 AD nearby. Not that we might have been able to see anything, but this is part of the trouble of going off the beaten path and not having knowledge of everything beforehand.

Dragør, Denmark

Obviously, we’ve reached the harbor in Dragør.

Dragør, Denmark

Back in the middle of the 15th century, there was an annual herring market here in town, which brought in up to 30,000 traders and fishermen, but by about 1500, it disappeared. One can only wonder if overfishing contributed to the decline or if there were political reasons that intruded into the trade.

Dragør, Denmark

Even as the sun starts to dip low in the sky, we are not finished with our exploration of the harbor area, which will be about four hours too little for our liking. Add yet another reason to return to Denmark.

Dragør, Denmark

The opposite side of the harbor is as enchanting as the other.

Caroline Wise in Dragør, Denmark

Caroline’s enthusiasm for things, places, stuff, and even me is such an endearing large part of who she is, but here at the water’s edge, it is the Øresund Bridge in the background that holds her imagination right now, that and the shells she was looking at.

Copenhagen, Denmark

It’s getting late as we approach town to the spectacular glow of sunset.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Riding over the Dyssebroen wooden pedestrian and cycling bridge, we had to stop for this look at the Amager Bakke (hill), also known as Amager Slope or Copenhill. According to Wikipedia, the artificial hill stands 85 m (279 ft) tall with a sloped roof that doubles as a year-round artificial ski slope, hiking slope, and climbing wall. The climbing wall is the world’s tallest climbing wall at 80 meters.

At this point on our ride, we are passing through the notorious Freetown Christiania, which at one time was not recommended to visit without a local as your escort.

Copenhagen, Denmark

We are riding over the Inderhavnsbroen pedestrian and bicycle bridge near Nyhavn and are growing sad that our time in Copenhagen is quickly approaching its end. True, another adventure in a country neither of us has ever visited begins tomorrow, but our time in Denmark has been nothing less than perfect, as easily evidenced by these photos.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Seeing we were already in Nyhavn and a bit reluctant, having dinner in the single most touristy spot in the city felt like a mistake, and we expected that we’d likely overpay for a meal that would leave us flat. Restaurant Galionen at Nyhavn 23 was the place we chose because they had tartars on the menu. The complimentary fries with chile mayo helped improve our reluctance, and the rhubarb trifle went far in making our last dinner in Copenhagen a worthy one.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

The look of satisfied tired as we board the M4 to Orientkaj one more time. Tomorrow, we land in Sweden.

Copenhagen – Day 2

A harbor at Nordhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Word of the hour: Tolerance.

“When in Rome, do as the Romans” does not hold true for my fellow Americans when they are out and about. They are tone-deaf to those around them. American and Chinese people must be some of the most brand-conscious label shills, whereas most of the other nations represented here aim for a more understated conservative appearance. The Europeans smoke more, so they don’t get a free pass, but the “just left the gym” look needs to be left Stateside. There sure are outliers here in Europe, but the vast majority do not look to emphasize the slovenly, downright stupid look that so many Americans display. Combined with their booming voices, they demonstrate they’ve just arrived from the United States of Vulgar. This monicker holds fast in the same way yoga pants grip the pubis, which should be reconsidered as proper attire worn in shared public spaces such as here at breakfast in our hotel on a Sunday morning.

I’m not asking for or stating that I need tolerance, as I am old and beyond hope. I’m asking that others should exercise forbearance for the grumpy old man who (at least quietly) writes about his indignation. I’d like to claim that I’m not begging for conformity, just civility, but I admit that this is a fine line. Maybe people are acting as if they are in Rome after all, except in this age, Circus Maximus is celebrated every day.

Tram tunnel in Copenhagen, Denmark

Leaving our hotel at the beautiful Nordhavn harbor on the Øresund strait, we boarded the driverless metro at Orientkaj to head into town. While we’ve ridden some line-specific tram routes at airports, I don’t believe we’ve ever ridden an automated subway route.

Man sleeping in shop window Copenhagen, Denmark

No hashtag, no QR code, and no info at all as to why this man is sleeping in a storefront window. It seems obvious to me that it’s some kind of art project, but I could be wrong, and it could be a study in psychology or philosophy. Upon returning home, I searched for hints about why this person had turned this shop window into his bedroom, but nothing was to be found.

Taarnet (Green Towers) coffee shop at Kongens Nytorv in Copenhagen, Denmark

These structures are known as the Green Towers, and there are two of them in Copenhagen. At one time, they were payphone booths with a dedicated operator, back when the Danes were adopting phone service. Today, they are offering refreshments. Coffee or beer, plus a variety of other food and drinks, are available with plenty of outdoor seating on the plaza, which has me wondering how popular these locations are during the short cold days of winter.

Kongens Nytorv in Copenhagen, Denmark

Here at Kongens Nytorv, the largest square in Copenhagen, we once again see Christian V (1646 – 1699), who might have been the most popular leader of the kingdom. Maybe it was his common-man appeal since King Christian V wasn’t considered an educated man and only spoke Danish and German in an age when French was the lingua franca of politics. This limited his opportunity to speak directly with other dignitaries of his stature.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Walking in the footsteps of the tens of millions of visitors who’ve preceded our stay in Copenhagen means we’ll not see anything today that countless others haven’t already. This realization applies to nearly everywhere we’ve been and also will be true for future generations: the only thing possible to change is an individual’s interpretation of their experience in a locale. Then again, what does it matter how anyone else sees anything? As I’ve stated before, this blog is not meant to enlighten others, aside from maybe inspiring someone to see what can be done in a day when one is willing to go hard. Instead, this post and all the others are about reminding Caroline and me where we’ve been, where our feet have hit the cobblestone.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

While I blog out here on the internet relatively anonymously, my mark will likely not be remembered for long into the future, unlike Emil Zeuthen Svitzer, who founded a salvage company back in 1833 that became a global entity plying the seas and is commemorated by this gnarly bust of a diver. But that’s okay; I’m only looking to be memorable to my wife and me, and maybe my daughter.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Everybody has to visit Nyhavn when in this city. Here’s my proof that I photoshopped us into the scene.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

If only I were a professional regarding photography! I would have used the correct lens to not only capture this colorful image of Nyhavn, but I would have been able to properly catch the entire reflection, more of the blue sky, and a wider perspective of it all. Sadly, I opt for expediency and convenience, in part because we are trying to best utilize our time to see and experience as much as possible. Knowing the foibles of memory, we do need the images and musings I am capable of capturing, so something about these days remains in our heads after they have been stuffed full of new impressions.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Welcome to Rosenborg Castle, the former home to six kings, but only for about 150 years. Afterward, the castle would become the repository for the crown jewels and continues in this function to this day.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Caroline Amalie of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Augustenburg (1796 – 1881) was Queen of Denmark and wife of King Christian VIII (1786 – 1848) from 1839 until his death in 1848, but why she’s here is beyond me because she and her husband lived in Christiansborg Palace. Maybe this was a surplus statue?

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

Our idea of visiting Rosenborg didn’t go off as planned, as entries were sold out for about an hour. With tickets for the next available time slot in hand, we walked across the street to find out what we could see in the Botanical Garden. First up was this pond. We had wanted to head into a section behind it that features a statue of famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, but wouldn’t you know that the area is closed for renovations?

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

“Behold my micro penis, but if that fails to impress, I have this awesome tail!” –  “Meh, I’m at a loss of what to do with your tail, and that tiny thing you call penis that’s lost in your pubic hair does not deserve to be called a penis, and that is that. As a matter of fact, you might want to travel south to the Netherlands, where Zacharias Janssen recently invented the microscope, to see if he can find your diminutive manhood!”

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

Without a lot of time at the Botanical Garden, we weren’t going to have the opportunity to visit the old palm house built between 1872 and 1874, but we’ll include it on a subsequent visit to Copenhagen should we be so fortunate. Instead, we took a moment to appreciate the grounds and some of the unfamiliar plants before returning to Rosenborg Castle.

Word of the Midday: Patience.

It’s possible that those standing around obliviously or who have formed a wall of people by walking shoulder-to-shoulder are only out traveling for the first time in their lives. Those four Californians talking loudly with their affected gravely vocal fry must have been rewarded for such ugly public displays in their native Los Angeles, making them unaware of how profound their stupidity appears to us, who must endure their petty attempts to look and sound “cool.”

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Once inside the castle, all we needed to do was be patient and stick around like this bust of Charles I of England until the pestilence out of California moved on and remained well enough ahead of us that we’d never cross paths again. My apologies for including these particular details, but I’m on vacation, and more than usual, my senses are fine-tuned to bringing everything into mind with the hopes of gathering indelible impressions so when transgressions against civility raise the ugly specter of LOOK AT ME, I’m forced to oblige, no matter my disdain.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

This desk from 1580 was used by Christian IV (1577 – 1648) and would be familiar to him today because it remains where it was when he ruled Denmark so many hundreds of years ago. Unbeknownst to Caroline and me at the time of our visit and sadly mostly out of view, the lions mounted at the tops of the desk’s legs have movable eyes and jaws.

Update: After posting this, I received a reply to an email I sent to the staff of the Rosenborg Castle. A curator was kind enough to answer my question whether there was any video they knew of featuring the movable/animated parts of the desk, and this is their kind response:

“The mechanism is missing, so we don’t know how it worked, but the eyes were rolling, and the tongue moved back and forth. The back of the head can be opened to get access to the mechanism. In the mane just over the “shoulder” is a hole where a key can be inserted and the mechanism wound.”

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

The layout of many rooms in this palace is accurate to what Rosenborg would have appeared like to Christian IV from 1610 to 1648 while he lived here. Many of the furnishings, art, tapestries, and other details were as he set things up during his reign, with his successors making some adjustments but maintaining their authenticity.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

This astronomical clock, built by Isaac Habrecht in 1594, was originally placed at Christiansborg Palace and was only later moved to this location. It turns out that Habrecht and his brother Josias were commissioned to build the 2nd astronomical clock at Strasbourg Cathedral in France based on a design by Conrad Dasypodius. We have visited that cathedral, but the Habrechts’ clock was decommissioned in 1842 and replaced with a 3rd version that is operational to this day. To connect our world of history, we’ve also seen the astronomical clock in Prague, Czech Republic, which is the oldest operating such mechanism, dating from 1410.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

On the 1st of July, 1644, when King Christian IV would have already been 67 years old, he was battling the Swedish Navy on the Baltic Sea near Poland when cannon fragments injured him and took his right eye. After recovering from the initial blow from the wound, he fought on, cementing a reputation of being a warrior king. I find it interesting that he understood the historical ramifications of preserving this gruesome reminder of a nearly fatal injury and that future generations might be interested in seeing his bloodied battle attire.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Even kings must move their bowels and while the indoor plumbing drained, it did so into the moat surrounding the castle. This arrangement was okay most of the time and met the demands of the Danish aristocracy’s expectations of luxury, except at those times when the water in the moat evaporated, leaving a steaming pit whose fetid stench wafted back into the castle.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

I had to ask my local AI assistant Claude about the significance of the octagon during the Middle Ages, assuming that was the period that influenced the Early Modern when Rosenborg was being built. Well, it turns out that the octagon held geometrical, theological, and even mystical significance for medieval architects and designers as a symbol of order, balance, and harmony.

Caroline Wise at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

And here’s the shape again used for a mirror that at one time might have served Queen Anne Catherine of Brandenburg, wife of Christian IV, to see her reflected image, but today it’s showing me my queen, Caroline Elisabeth of Frankfurt.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Lingering in wait for others to exit an area allows us to dwell in a space unrushed by some necessity to “see it all” here in Copenhagen. Then, by trying my best to capture images that will prove worthy enough for inclusion, we’ll have points of reference to return to at a time when we can be more considerate of the things we have encountered. Once back home, wanting to offer context to the photos I’m sharing, I end up reading quite a bit about the history and other people’s observations that might complement my post. Caroline comes in at the point where I believe I’m done writing to check my grammar but also ends up fact-checking things as she’s never sure where I took liberties with the interpretation of what I thought I was understanding. Being German, she’s quite the stickler for factual, grammatically correct blog posts. [To anyone reading this blog: I apologize for errors that escaped my scrutiny – Caroline (only human, after all)]

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

These exercises in planning, traveling, visiting, reading, editing, and the discussions threaded between it all ultimately start to build an evolving body of knowledge that only leads to us wanting to know even more and ultimately make a return visit to better integrate the broad tapestry of pieces all the more likely. We’ve already started looking at books about the history of Denmark but are finding the offerings in English to be rudimentary and not very comprehensive.

Tapestry at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Throughout our time in Scandinavia (but not yet at this point in our journey), we noticed that none of the yarn shops in Denmark, Sweden, or Norway featured any tools or supplies to support local weavers and spinners. When asking about this, we learned that weaving in these countries is not really a big thing. (Caroline tells me that there are popular Scandinavian weaving magazines, loom manufacturers, and renowned fiber art schools, but for the casual shopper, this is not apparent). I went looking for where the tapestries in Rosenborg and Christiansborg originated and found that they were often woven by artists in Belgium, and contributions also arrived from France, Italy, England, and Germany. King Christian IV brought Flemish weavers to Denmark to establish local tapestry workshops, but that apparently never truly caught on.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

There are a lot of memories embedded in this post that will exceed its casual readability, and while I would like to greatly reduce my self-imposed obligation to offer an extensive record of our adventure, the only thing compromised would be what we can reflect upon. Take this image of hunting gear; I’m not a hunter, and aside from the horn, I can’t identify the other pieces here, but the ensemble of pieces taken as a whole probably looked much the way it did the last time the hunter king hung up his gear not knowing he’d never venture out again.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

How it is that we can move from room to room without crowds getting in the way, considering the waiting time for entry into the castle baffles me. Moments alone allow me to try and see the space in a way the last residents might have, but no amount of imagination can bridge that gap in time, culture, and knowledge of convenience as I’ve come to experience it.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

To build ornate structures of memory, words, images, and experiences from a life of exploring knowledge, history, art, music, flavors, sensations, and the diverse impressions we modern humans can pack into our lives fits me like the proverbial glove. If I feel amiss about something that may never be known or possessed, it would be that my limited capacity will forever be denied knowing a fraction of what I desire to understand. There are no riches, objects, or luxuries that could adequately feed my mind or happiness quite the same way if my life was left wanting more than what’s been achieved. I don’t mean to imply that if I were poor, I would have been satisfied with poverty-induced isolation or that if I were left lacking in the opportunity to acquire books and tools that would have allowed me to fulfill my hunger for feeding a curiosity that I could have drawn happiness from those deprivations. Instead, I’m well aware that I’ve always had just enough to remain on the good side of gratitude.

Clock detail at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

At what moment did the previous residents of this castle ask themselves, when is enough enough?

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Does someone like Johann Sebastian Bach ever feel like they’ve been able to express music adequately? Did Marcel Proust gain a sense of possessing a formidable vocabulary? Or what about the greatest mathematicians? Did they consider they’d arrived at a mastery over maths? Isn’t there something in those who are trying to achieve the nebulous that their goal is just out of grasp and that if they could seize that unknown piece of wisdom, their efforts would all make sense in some way that might squash their desire for the next thing? Did any king ever find enough? Do the wealthy come to understand the limits of time versus money and what they are ultimately exchanging? Where do the common people learn the extent of what their situation can offer them? “I want it all” seems ridiculous, crazy even.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

The Knight’s Hall with Christian VI’s throne at one end…

Narwhal Tusk Throne at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

…and the coronation chairs guarded by three silver lions. Note that the chair on the left has been built using four “magical” narwhal horns which at the time were worth their weight in gold.

Colt pistols gift of Abraham Lincoln at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

From the upper floors, we moved into the basement that houses the vault that protects the crown jewels and other valuables. These engraved Colt pistols were a gift to King Christian IX from President Abraham Lincoln, and before finding their way into the exhibit, the king actually used them on occasion for hunting.

Ivory sculpture at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

When we humans find that things are exotic and scarce, we put the highest value on those objects. Harvesting ivory, rhino horn, Quagga skin and meat, and tiger parts, we bring those species into extinction or close to it. We’ll allow people to die in horrible labor situations while they are collecting gold, diamonds, or other precious minerals. Today, we offer the wealthy private planes, unlimited property, and inordinate access to resources that we’ll likely look back upon and realize that we were allowing their death cult of wealth to wreak havoc by their exploitation while we worshiped their daring to take advantage of things at our expense. Ideas of divine right have changed little in 1,000 years.

Riding trappings at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

When you need that special saddle for mounting your narwhal on your wedding day.

Christian IV’s crown at the Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Has anyone else noticed that Donald Trump’s hair has a certain color similarity with crowns? This was the crown of Christian IV while the Orange One only wishes he had one, along with the absolutist rule leaders once had.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

There were two jeweled cases made of silver and agate with enameled flowers in this display case, but it was the one on the right that caught my attention. Both were made by German artist Hans Jakob Mair from Augsburg in 1680. We’ve likely seen his work before, as he apparently created pieces for the Habsburgs, too. I’d like to see this piece as a kind of early television where the king could gaze into the agate and see himself reflected in the polished stone as though he were watching TV.

Queen Sophie Magdalene crown at the Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

A crown fit for a queen. With that, it was time for us to move on to lunch fit for royalty.

Copenhagen, Denmark

No, this was not the carriage that would bring us to our simple yet luxurious meal at the top of a department store, but I will never fail to be impressed that people can leave $3,500 to $6,000 bikes chained up in public while in the States, we’d have to treat them like they were the crown jewels else they’d be nabbed in a quick second.

Smørrebrød in Copenhagen, Denmark

Smørrebrød was an instant favorite with us, and now, after having them for lunch for a second time, I can assure you that once back home in Arizona, we’ll make every effort to enjoy them again and again. From left to right, shrimp salad, potato, fried herring with capers and dill, and steak tartar with horseradish, pickle, and egg yolk.

Cardamom roll and coffee in Copenhagen, Denmark

According to one legend, it was botanist Carl Linnaeus back in the day advising important people in high places that the French habit of taking coffee was a threat to Swedish culture that was enjoying a “Kaffi” too. Between 1756 and 1817, coffee was banned on five different occasions; in retaliation, people inverted the word Kaffi and shuffled the syllables to come up with the word “Fika.” To this day in Sweden, Fika is the moment in the day when people stop for a coffee and a sweet and sit for a while to socialize. It is considered one of the essential breaks of daily life. The most common sweets appear to be the Kardemummabullar (cardamom buns) and Kanelbullar (cinnamon buns). We’ve opted to share our first cardamom bun this afternoon, and while we are obviously not in Sweden (yet), we are taking advantage of the opportunity to get a headstart on practicing how to Fika.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Here I am, well past the halfway point as far as the visual side of this post goes, sharing 3,300 words so far, but what you couldn’t know is that while on vacation, I penned fewer than 350 words as notes for when we got home. We were simply too busy enjoying our impressions and smiling at each other to worry about analyzing how we felt about anything, as happiness to be here was enough to sustain everything else that food didn’t care for. Yesterday, we were too late to visit the interior of Frederik’s Church; today, we won’t miss this opportunity.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

This was not an easy place for me to photograph; the first image was from my phone and not my DSLR, this is not the first time I wish I’d brought the wide angle lens for my camera.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Frederick’s Church was named after King Frederick V, who placed the foundation stone for the building of this monument. Just how this drunkard king managed it is a bit of a surprise, as his alcoholism and hedonism meant he was essentially a failure in regard to governing. His lavish life led to an early death at 42 years old.

The Palace Chapel in Copenhagen, Denmark

This is the Palace Church that is part of the Christiansborg Palace which we are about to visit. Just like the Fredericks Church, it was designed by noted architect Nicolai Eigtved.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Because one can never visit too many palaces and castles, we are about to step into Christiansborg Palace.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

And to be honest, while the space is certainly opulent, it feels like it’s missing the character and personality that Rosenborg had oodles of.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Maybe visiting successive lavishly ornate places one after the other is a bad idea as comparisons are too easily made. Over 35 years ago, I visited Neuschwanstein Castle in southern Germany, and I can’t compare it to anything ever because I hardly remember a thing about the place, not to say we should have waited 35 years between visiting and Rosenborg and Christiansborg as the likelihood I’ve me being alive at 95 years old seems kind of remote.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Maybe if we lived in Denmark and were to see these spaces being used for government functions, it would be like visiting the White House in Washington, D.C., where one understands the utility of the space and that it’s not just some giant place that once served a purpose.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Mind you, this is a beautiful room, and I’m including both photos I took. In the previous angle, I feel that the lighting is perfect, while in this view having the perspective to see the art on the wall offers a better hint of life that’s occupied this palace since it started being used by Danish leaders.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

With the palace still used by the government to this day, I suppose I have to understand that it is not, strictly speaking, a museum to house treasures. The space must function as required for official governmental and diplomatic duties, whereas Rosenborg really is nothing more than a repository of Danish treasures and a well-defined historical representation of another age.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Something else that might be impacting my ability to find a vibe is that we are relatively late in the day, and knowing that the clock is working against us means we must rush from room to room and only take cursory glances at the pieces deemed worthy enough to adorn the palace walls, floors, and ceilings. These large-scale tapestries (17 in total) were commissioned for the 50th birthday of Denmark’s current Queen Margrethe II in 2000 and woven by French and Belgian weavers to the designs of Danish artist Bjørn Nørgaard. They took ten years to complete and were inaugurated at the Queen’s 60th birthday in 2000. The tapestries depict different phases of Danish history as well as hopes for the future, and these photos do not do them justice.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

I know there are stories that belong to this palace and that not only do government functions occur here, but the royal family uses part of the palace as a residence. In a race to collect impressions, the larger narrative cannot be known, which has me wondering how, in our day-to-day lives, the race to collect wealth obscures the sight of a better narrative that might otherwise shape healthier and happier lives.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

How, in an age of relative enlightenment, do people grow up to accept the titles of kings and queens? The idea that their education hasn’t illuminated their minds to the absurdity of such an idea and that maybe they take the whole thing seriously sounds bizarre to me. Are they not simply actors pretending that they are fulfilling some role on a stage of stupidity where they take up thrones and accept people greeting them as though this is absolutely normal here in the 21st century? Adults living fairytales for people living in fantasies because reality might be too challenging.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Below the palace are the ruins of previous versions of royal residences that ultimately sink out of view. My hunch is that the palace above us, as it’s used by a monarchy, will figuratively sink out of view too, as the roles of royalty fade over time, and Christiansborg will become a museum just as Rosenborg Castle has.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

The palace kitchen is nothing more than an exhibit these days as with Foodora, Wolt, and maybe even Ubereats delivering, why would anyone keep a kitchen larger than 10 McDonald’s kitchens operational? Hello, this is Dominos; I see that you are calling from the Queen’s number. Would you like the usual?

Copenhagen, Denmark

This is Christian IV’s Brewhouse, first opened in 1608, that now serves as the Lapidarium of Kings, a home for statues. Open Wednesday through Sunday from 1:00 to 5:00 p.m. during the month of July, that’s it. This concept of making tourism compatible with seasons and the local population is a peculiar thought.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Last night’s walk took us northerly toward the Little Mermaid; this late day, we are heading in a southerly direction.

Caroline Wise at Hans Christian Anderson Statue in Copenhagen, Denmark

We briefly discussed a visit to Tivoli Gardens across the street from this statue of Hans Christian Andersen that Caroline has snuggled into. He’s looking up at the sign for Tivoli. It seems that almost everyone we’ve spoken with before and during this trip has asked if we’ll be visiting, but we can’t see the draw, and even if everything else is closed, there must be something better to do.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Yesterday, following the vegans in protest brought us to the edge of city hall across from Tivoli, but we were more interested in visiting the Round Tower, so we missed details such as these, and yet again, we are pulling ourselves away from this square as we’ve decided on what’s ahead.

Copenhagen, Denmark

First, we’ll need a tram to the Nørrebro Street station.

Harry's Place in Copenhagen, Denmark

Next, Harry’s Place, which I’d first heard of from foodie YouTuber Mark Wiens. We were here to try their crispy pork sandwich, and it certainly was great, but it turns out that they are really famous for their hot dogs boiled in beef tallow, which makes them super crispy. While we were already stuffed, the woman behind the counter convinced us that life would be incomplete if we didn’t stuff one of these giant wieners down our gullets. Hanging out for a while with our host, we learned how the founder first gathered traction by getting a lucrative contract to serve his hot dogs at the local prison (the crispy sausages are called “Børge” after a local jailer), and from there he continued to gather steam. And the woman, whose name is forgotten, well, she’s been to 41 of the Roskilde Festivals that have been taking place since 1971, and sadly, I’ve never been to one of them, though I lived only 400 miles south of Roskilde, Denmark.

Soren Kierkegaard Grave in Copenhagen, Denmark

Though it had been raining when we arrived at Harry’s Place, it had stopped before we were done, and so we calculated on our good luck that we’d make our next and final destination of the day before it started raining again because the heavens often smile upon us. Bad calculation here, but it was really nothing more than a light sprinkle of moisture, so we were good until we stepped into the Assistens Kirkegård (cemetery). Our puny umbrellas did little during the increasing downpour, but we were already in the cemetery and here to see the graves of Hans Christian Andersen, Niels Bohr (we’d recently seen the movie Oppenheimer), and Søren Kierkegaard. My photo of Andersen’s grave just didn’t work out, so we gave up on the idea of seeing Bohr’s because after getting a reasonable image of Kierkagaard’s final resting place, the celestial onslaught combined with the increasingly close lightning strikes had us sprinting (as much as older people sprint in the dark) across the cemetery trying to avoid the puddles growing in the middle of the paths. Between laughter and minor frustration that we put ourselves out here with nowhere to find cover, we finally made it to the edge of the cemetery, where an underground metro stop was about to return us to Orientkaj, bringing our day in Copenhagen to a close.

Polite Culture Shock – Danish Style

Main River in Frankfurt, Germany

There we were, after little more than three full days in Germany, dragging our bags out of Heddernheim over to the Zeilweg tram stop to make our way to the airport. We’d powered through the jetlag and did everything we intended to during our first 72 hours in Frankfurt, though, on the other hand, there’s never enough time for family. Talking with Rouven at Jutta’s assisted living facility yesterday, we discussed the problem of elderly people and those with dementia who’ve not accepted or become aware of their situation. Well, about to leave for Denmark, I considered our hefty itinerary and had to wonder if this was 30-year-old John making plans for 60-year-old John and his 55-year-old wife. At what point will my ambition outgrow the circumstances of our stamina? Maybe the best answer is to remain in motion and always be aware of what we’re typically able to do on a day-to-day and week-to-week basis and use that as a measure of what we might be able to carry into our vacations.

Main River flowing into Rhein River near Mainz, Germany

Seated onboard on our flight out of Germany without my book, all I have are my thumbs to twiddle. Of course, I could write, and that’s what I’m doing while not playing Guess Where We Are, which, of course, is where the Main flows into the Rhein River at Mainz, but the idea of doing so for the 80 minutes we’ll be in the air feels impossible since my ability to identify geography from 35,000 feet over earth is fairly limited. Maybe I should close my notebook and focus on what shenanigans I can break out to bother my seatmate, who also happens to be my wife because there is nothing like deploying some pesky little annoyances I’ve gained such mastery over to entertain at least one of us.

The captain of our SAS flight starts addressing us passengers with, “Herdy dur schmer floompty flerpty der a florgen bork glurgan.” Oh my god, Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show is at the helm! Minutes later, food service began so I can only guess that his announcement was saying something about lunch. Hmmm, our lunch is not like the others. I’d forgotten that we bought business class on this flight, which could easily be overlooked because the seats were not separated from the rest of the flight, but we were in the first group to board, so there’s that, and now there’s this lunch. Yum, an open-faced pastrami sandwich with a salad of roasted carrot, quinoa, pickled canola seeds, and lovage, a side of rutabaga pickled in apple cider vinegar, and a cream of Sörmlands Ädel cheese from Jürss Mejeri.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

We land just before 11:30 and are quick to negotiate the ticket automat for the metro from the airport to Kongens Nytorv, where we’ll transfer to another train that will take us to our hotel in Nordhavn. With our bags stored until we check in this evening, we are right back at the Orientkaj metro stop looking for Donkey Republik rental bikes. In a couple of minutes, things are figured out, and we are on our way, in a bit of a hurry, actually.

Caroline Wise at Woolstock Yarn Store in Copenhagen, Denmark

Wow, proper bike lanes segregated from cars with their own lights make for a totally different riding experience that feels incredibly safe. And what could be so important here on our first-ever visit to Copenhagen that we raced there? Our first Danish yarn store experience should be the only plausible answer. I should point out that this won’t be the only yarn store we’ll visit today and that is the real cause of the need for expediency. Prior to leaving the States, I could see that the way between the two shops was best traversed by foot or bike, but with the second shop located closer to the historic center of Copenhagen and closing at 3:00 pm, we’d have to reach Woolstock first and then head into town. Public transport wouldn’t work, so I searched for a bike service and came up with a plan that would have us cycle west from the hotel, south from the first shop, and then, from the next shop, we’d be well positioned for lunch, which could also be considered second lunch seeing we ate on the plane.

Caroline Wise at Woolstock Yarn Store in Copenhagen, Denmark

The truth needs to emerge: our flight and landing time in Copenhagen was strategically calculated to thwart Caroline’s ability to linger too long in each yarn store because if there wasn’t some kind of limiting factor going on, she’d spend the entire day petting the skeins and rubbing them on her cheek in a softness check verging on the sensual side of near-naughtiness. This shop has the “Keep them here all day” formula seriously figured out, with their tables and chairs strategically placed in the windows to subconsciously appeal to these cat lovers and the idea of relaxing in the warming sun. Second, they have a cafe with a fully loaded pastry case and a coffee and tea menu. Third, computers are not welcome, but lingering to knit and enjoy the company of your fellow fiber junkies while indulging in sweets and yarn is seriously encouraged, catered to even. Okay, I was joking about the timing to limit Caroline’s moments of indulgence. These vacations are all about mutual basking in privilege. Finally, the green yarn was my choice, but it turns out that its weight might not work so well for socks, so how about a beanie or scarf, Caroline?

One of the lakes in Copenhagen, Denmark

Riding next to one of the lakes on our way to the next stop, it feels as though Richard Wagner was here with us, conducting the Walkürenritt as Caroline leads the way to Valhalla. As she goes forth, she’s reciting the 10th-century poem titled Eiríksmál, taken from the Prose Edda compiled by 13th-century historian Snorri Sturluson, which was originally written in honor of Erik Bloodaxe:

What sort of yarn is that, Odin?
I dreamed I knitted before dawn
to clear up Val-hall for fiber artists.
I aroused the Einheriar,
bade them get up to wind the skeins,
clean the needles,
the valkyries to serve tea
for the arrival of a knittress.

Caroline Wise at Uldstedet Yarn Store in Copenhagen, Denmark

If this were a pirate-inspired story, Caroline would have pillaged her way to collecting the finest fiber booty, but this being a Viking-influenced narrative means that after riding to the lake, she ditched her bike, sailed across the lake to arrive at Old Town Yarn (Uldstedet) in order to raid it and plunder it of all of its best yarns. With only a small Karve (Viking longship) docked at the shore, she’s acting as a responsible seafarer, and, not overloading her craft, only four skeins were seized.

Husmanns Vinstue in Copenhagen, Denmark

Searching for authentic flavors of Denmark, I came across what is possibly the most famous dish of this country, Smørrebrød, and the restaurant that serves up some of the best in Copenhagen is known as Husmanns Vinstue. They’ve been serving up these open-faced sandwiches called Smørrebrød since 1888, and the basement dining area looks like it hasn’t changed in a century. Oddly, there’s only one other woman here.

Husmanns Vinstue in Copenhagen, Denmark

We are in awe sitting in this place with our only wish possibly being that we were here with others to celebrate the authenticity that is washing over us. Before the dishes arrived, Caroline ordered a Nørrebro Bryghus Ravnsborg Red Beer and a shot of Aalborg Taffel Akvavit (Aquavit) to accompany her three types of herring while I stuck with sparkling water (alcohol-free) paired with my first steak tartare of the trip and not the last. With two egg yolks, onion, caper, curry pickle, and freshly shaved horseradish on a slice of rye bread, I was ecstatic with my perfect choice. Seeing other customers enjoying a fried Camembert Smørrebrød with lingonberry jam as a savory treat after their main meal inspired us to share one.

What an amazing environment! We are definitely at home here and of the right age. Alcohol is flowing fast in this relic from yesteryear, which only adds to the charm and volume of the patrons. There’s no way to capture what this place offers the senses. Smørrebrød will forever be defined by this afternoon as this single experience in a local joint without one other foreigner will have cemented the idea that we’ve had a real Danish moment outside the more typical tourist stops. While we’ve hung out for more than an hour by now, we are not ready to leave, but there’s so much more to see, so off we go.

Protesters in Copenhagen, Denmark

From pickled fish and raw meat indulgences, we fell into the street to catch a demonstration of peaceful vegans protesting meat and fur that was heading to Burger King. With bellies full of sin and having left our rental bikes behind, we walked along for a few minutes, though we abstained from joining the chant lest we appear to be hypocrites.

Copenhagen, Denmark

With all the important stuff out of the way, we could now focus on our touristic obligations with jaws agape, gazing upon history and the elegance to be found in capital cities. The building in the background is part of the University of Copenhagen, while we are about to visit the National Cathedral of Copenhagen on the left.

Vor Frue Kirke in Copenhagen, Denmark

This is the Vor Frue Kirke (Church of our Lady), a.k.a. the National Cathedral. While the site has hosted a few church buildings since about 1187, the longevity of each iteration was marred by fire, war, and the move to Lutheranism.

The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

The Round Tower observatory was built in 1642 and is part of the Trinitatis Complex, a project initiated by King Christian IV of Denmark (1577 – 1648), who was also the longest-serving monarch of Danish royal history.

Trinitatis Church as seen from inside The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

This is the Trinitatis Church, which is connected to the Round Tower. Fortunately, I took this photo through a pane of glass from within the tower because by the time we made it back down, it was after 4:30, and the church was closed.

The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

Back in 1716, Tsar Peter the Great of Russia rode his horse up the tower, and while the article mentioning this specifically says “ascended” there’s no mention if he rode it down. Here we were 307 years later no longer having the option to ride a horse up the 7.5 spirals that lead to the top of the tower. Caroline had to drag me instead.

View from The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

While Tycho Brahe (1546 – 1601) hailed from Copenhagen (his name will come up a few times while we are here), this tower was never visited by the famous astronomer who died before the invention of the first telescope and the construction of the Rundetårn (Danish for Round Tower).

View from The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

Seen left of center in the distant background is the Øresund Bridge connecting Denmark to Sweden, which at a length of 8km is the longest bridge in Europe, but that’s not the reason Caroline knows of it. She has been watching a Swedish/Danish crime show called The Bridge.

The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

While the Round Tower is the oldest functioning observatory in Europe, light pollution has effectively rendered that title meaningless. Though for its historic relevance, it’s still an amazing piece of architecture to visit.

Caroline Wise at The Round Tower in Copenhagen, Denmark

From Wikipedia: The winding corridor has a length of 210 m, climbing 3.74 m per turn. Along the outer wall, the corridor has a length of 257.5 m and a grade of 10%, while along the wall of the inner core, the corridor is only 85.5 m long but has a grade of 33%.

Considering this is the only building of its kind and knowing that most everything visited by tourists would be closed by the time we left the tower, we were in no hurry to depart. Then there was the spectacular weather we’d not expected, so why not linger for a while and enjoy the view?

Copenhagen, Denmark

This statue depicts Bishop Absalon, who is said to have founded Copenhagen back in 1167. I’d like to share here that when noting things such as this is a statue of Absalon, as he’s also simply known, I end up reading quite a bit about the history of people, persons, and places that I identify. I often look for interesting facts to offer here, but history tends to be so complex that writing anything more than a date or tidbit of trivia would do a disservice to the story that should be included in greater depth should I say anything more than what’s written, so I simply have to skip it.

This being a blog, I’ve already exceeded the acceptable idea of how long a post should be in consideration of the attention spans of potential readers, but the reality is that this content is written for Caroline and myself. On the way into these histories, I connect dots such as the fact that Snorri Sturluson was alive at the same time as Absalon. While I’m not sure what good this will do me as I write this, it does fill in a part of the history of different geographic regions that allows me to better understand an age that might otherwise be a void.

Copenhagen, Denmark

While I love city centers I have some ambivalence about focusing on them, especially when they’ve become major tourist attractions. It’s hard to take the pulse of a place if we don’t have some understanding of everyday life for the people who call that place home. Our first day in Copenhagen started in the Nordhavn neighborhood, and the first leg of our bike ride took us over to Ydre Østerbro before riding into the city core. Enjoying the luxury of not having to rush to open sights, we walked not exactly aimlessly, but still, it was a bit of a meander.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Gathering a sense of the layout of a city has always been one of the great aspects of my introduction to a new locale. One downside of this introduction comes with the need to typically be expedient about our exploration instead of having a week or two to linger in observation. Obviously, I could never truly be satisfied with a couple of weeks either because then my curiosity turns to differences experienced at various times of the year. With the majority of tourists gone when January rolls around, who are the people who’ll be found on the waterways in a kayak at daybreak on a Sunday morning, enjoying the quiet solitude of paddling through their city? As winter gives way to spring and the jackets are put away, what’s the vibe in the cafes knowing that longer days are ahead?

Copenhagen, Denmark

As we stroll along, I’m on the lookout for Lars von Trier, as one never knows whom one might run into. While not encountering any celebrities, we were granted a glimmer of a rainbow out on the horizon, but my photo of it wasn’t as glamorous as I would have hoped for, so no rainbows in this post. Out on the waterways, it appeared that nobody cared about stars or rainbows. The nice weather here at the end of summer invited those who could join the flotilla of partiers to bring out their boats and friends for a drink and a bite to eat while casually motoring through the city. What a nice contrast to our life in the desert.

Church of Our Saviour in Copenhagen, Denmark

The spiral tower here belongs to the Church of Our Saviour, and while it’s open late, it is sold out for the day, which will prevent us from visiting it this trip. That’s right, we have our sights set on a return. Not that I didn’t already know this when we arrived in Copenhagen earlier today, but then again, it should be evident that we’re always up for return visits to cities of historic importance.

Copenhagen, Denmark

We just kept on walking until we started lagging, but that was rectified by a coffee and a shared pastry, or would that be more accurately described as a Danish? [Note: Danish people call “Danish pastries” wienerbrød, or “Viennese bread” – Caroline] Revitalized, it was time to return to the polite streets of Copenhagen. I have to say “polite” because, unlike in Germany or the U.S., pedestrians have rights of way I’ve not seen elsewhere. When pedestrians approach an intersection with a crosswalk, we are not expected to slow down or stop. We just keep on walking as the drivers are aware that we are about to step in front of them. This is a difficult habit to pick up quickly enough for the drivers who are not going to pass through the intersection until after we’ve crossed the street.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Possibly the most photographed spot in all of Denmark aside from the Little Mermaid: this is Nyhavn.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Amalienborg Palace is a massive complex that will remain unvisited by us aside from this walk through the courtyard because time will not allow a proper tour of the interior. This might also be due to some small amount of cynicism that we’ve seen plenty of ornate rooms where royalty has lavished opulence upon themselves in much the same way as other rulers have over the centuries. Intimate spaces lived in by artists and creators where we can gain a glimpse into their creative environments are far more interesting.

Copenhagen, Denmark

That’s King Christian V (1646 – 1699) mounted on his horse on the pedestal at center court.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Back in 1749, King Frederick V (1723 – 1766) laid the foundation stone of Frederik’s Church, but after the death of the original architect six years later, the project fell into disrepair, and for over 100 years the building, what there was of it, lay in ruin. Construction commenced in the 1870s, and by 1894, the church was finally opened to the public for the first time. We were minutes too late to gain access to its interior, but will make an early morning attempt to visit the largest church dome in Scandinavia.

Alexander Nevsky Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Had we been able to visit the Alexander Nevsky Church, it would likely have been the first Russian Orthodox church I’d ever stepped into. In keeping with our adage of leaving something undone that will bring us back, we added this to the list for Copenhagen, too.

Ivar Huitfeldt Column in Copenhagen, Denmark

I’m beginning to think that most of the history worth remembering for Danes surrounds Christian V somehow. Here’s a statue in honor of Ivar Huitfeldt, a naval officer who was killed in action in 1710. His connection to King Christian V is that Ivar sent an application to the king when he was 16 years old, asking permission to join the Navy.

The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen, Denmark

Yes, I know, it feels like a visit to the Little Mermaid is obligatory and gratuitous, but it’s on the way to something else.

The Genetically Modified Little Mermaid in Copenhagen, Denmark

That something else is the Genetically Modified Little Mermaid farther up the harbor.

Nyboder Historic Row Houses in Copenhagen, Denmark

It was after 9:00 p.m. when we started considering our dinner choices, and while anything would have done at this point, kitchens around us were already closed. A pizza shop was packed with a long wait, but as we strolled along Store Kongensgade, we saw that Restaurant Vita was still serving. With beggars not able to be choosers, we took it. And anyway, taking the walk in Nyboder’s historic row house district at dusk had been more important. Begun in 1631 as Navy barracks, they are still standing and are now inhabited by civilians. It was almost 11:00 p.m. when we finally checked into our hotel and collected the bags they’d been holding for us.

[As it turned out, Restaurant Vita was a good choice. Unlike the table of loud and obnoxious Brits nearby, we enjoyed our food very much. After a starter of tartare, we tried the “other” national dish of Denmark: fried pork. I ordered stegt flæsk (slices of crispy fried pork belly), while John opted for flæskesteg (pork roast with a crispy fried crust). Both dishes were generous portions of delicious comfort food. Our server thought that stegt flæsk might be a bit too salty for novices, but we didn’t mind at all. It was reminiscent of chicharron, except it was served with boiled potatoes and parsley sauce. Since stegt flæsk comes in slices, it is often served “ad libitum,” which translates to “all you can eat.” We really lucked out stumbling over this restaurant serving very traditional Danish food. – Caroline]

As the title of this post suggests, there is a kind of culture shock that we are experiencing here in Copenhagen due to the politeness factor. From the front desk attendant at our hotel who earlier in the day was explaining the necessity for trust in Danish culture to someone else along the way who told us that if something weren’t safe, it would imply a greater societal problem, so obviously trust, a sense of decorum, and the sharing of those expectations with each other is part of the common dialogue here in Denmark. Compare this to where I was a week before in Arizona, where a gun on the hip tells others exactly how much trust is had for their fellow citizens.

Deutsche Familie

Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof Germany

Against a backdrop of thunder, our day began with a short walk over to Café Dillenburg, formerly Brot & Freunde, to fetch our daily bread. After breakfast, with no time to dawdle, we were just as quick about catching the subway to Hauptwache and then another to the Hauptbahnhof, where we boarded yet another train to Geisenheim. Along the way, we passed Königin Viktoriaberg (Queen Victoria) Vineyard in Hochheim, named after a mid-19th century visit of the queen, but we are not out for sightseeing today; that begins tomorrow. Today, we are spending more time with family.

At our train stop in Mainz-Kastel, our train was joined by a couple of young Ukrainians carrying a wine bottle and apparently already drunk here at 9:30 in the morning. Their boisterous voices weren’t going to be tempered, regardless of the amount of stinkeye the people sitting around them were sending their way. No matter the difficulty in being away from home due to your country being at war, you are ambassadors of Ukraine, leaving impressions on the people helping fund your efforts and offering you refuge.

John Wise and Hanns Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

Pulling into the station at Geisenheim, we’d chosen precisely the right car to sit in and the right doors to exit because right there before us was Father Hanns, happy to greet us. Caroline’s father is working on closing out his 90th year so he can lay claim to having reached that rarified age that is the decade before one might see 100 years of life. While Hanns offers up a few anecdotal issues about having reached this point in his life, it is not easy to see age overtaking him yet. Sure, he struggles with his eyes, and a cane is part of his outfit. Still, his mind remains deeply curious, though momentarily troubled by his ongoing struggle to part with books that have been constant companions for the majority of his life.

Vevie Engelhardt in Germany

Father Hanns is giving up many of his books because he is moving to Geisenheim full-time after maintaining a small apartment/bungalow in Karlsruhe for decades and commuting between the two locations. Vevie (or Maria, as Hanns affectionately calls her) has been living on her own in Geisenheim for much of that time, but it has become apparent that she needs more care. Remembering how difficult it was to shed a majority of our books when we moved from Germany to the United States in the 1990s, I can hardly imagine how hard it must be for him to have to part with so many beloved books, many of which are family heirlooms.

Caroline Wise, Hanns Engelhardt, and Vevie Engelhardt in Geisenheim, Germany

Over a bottle of sparkling wine, the four of us sat on the terrace to talk while the skies were clearing. For the better part of 90 minutes, I tried pushing the conversation back to German as Vevie’s frustration at not understanding the English we were speaking was bedeviling her. This wasn’t quite so dramatic on previous visits. For Father Hanns, exercising his wit and humor in English allows his inner rascal to make an appearance as he so enjoys jokes and wordplay and, these days, probably does not often have the opportunity for banter.

I’d imagine that for an intellectual with German as their mother tongue, proficiency and control of linguistic complexity in German are taken for granted. In English or Hungarian, Hanns has the opportunity to spin tales with a flare that exemplifies his love of a broad body of knowledge that likely surprises and delights those he enters conversations with.

By noon, it’s lunchtime for Caroline, Hanns, and me, as Vevie prefers to stay in. Leaving the apartment, I spot the collected works of Arthur Schopenhauer, which is one of the authors Hanns cannot part with. At the nearby restaurant with an odd mix of German and Indian food along with a fairly extensive pizza menu, Hanns is able to open the throttle in English. The conversation turns to the social side of politics and after a blindingly fast 2.5 hour spent at our midday meal, it’s nearly time for Caroline and I to catch our train back to Frankfurt. In a parting thought, I offer to return to Germany later this year or early next to spend a couple of weeks talking philosophy, religion, and social responsibility with my father-in-law.

Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Back in Frankfurt, we visit Jutta once more before taking off to other lands tomorrow. While Caroline and her mom were chatting, I sat out on the balcony catching up on my note-taking when one of the orderlies named Rouven Dorn, whom I’d met a couple of years earlier, came out for a smoke, and we got to talking. Turns out that he, too, is a fan of Schopenhauer, and upon hearing we are heading to Denmark, Sweden, and Norway, he shared that his favorite Swedish metal band is called Sabaton and that I should take a listen to No Bullets Fly and Lifetime of War. There was more to the conversation, as there always is, but those details are lost in the ether as nothing more was shared with my notebook.

Demonstration in Frankfurt, Germany

Another day, another demonstration.

Demonstration in Frankfurt, Germany

I believe this is an anti-Taliban and consequently an anti-Pakistan demonstration as from my reading of their call to free Ali Wazir, they are voicing their displeasure with Pakistan’s support of the Taliban and that Ali Wazir was arrested in retaliation for his anti-Taliban stance. But I didn’t stop and talk with these young men since my German is not good enough to have a discussion about politics and how they relate to Afghanistan and its neighbor to the south. I do, though, respect that this kind of public conversation and display of concern is alive and well in Germany, even if it pales in comparison to the determination of the French to raise their voice.

Döner kebab in Frankfurt, Germany

There will be no burning of the proverbial midnight oil, no sit-down dinner, and no wandering in nostalgia as we have an early flight in the morning and need to be packed and ready to go this evening. With that in mind, dinner for the second night in a row will be Döner and while the place is called Döneria, it’s different enough to not be as amazing as the one in Bornheim. Funny that I can try being picky while I’m here when it’s been two years since my last Döner, but with the limited number I can possibly eat while in Germany, I need to make the best of these opportunities.

Frankfurt, Germany

There’s a strange side to what I find so familiar. I know that within some number of years, I will never gaze upon any of the sights that were so common to my senses at the times I was present. I will have passed away. Those who are but teenagers on that day I die will be traveling in their own routines past the familiar and won’t have considered yet how anything changed over the course of years others were familiarizing themselves with corners of a city. Nor will they be entertaining ideas that their time to be witness of the places they may be taking for granted will pass out of their view as yet another person picks up another new relationship of seeing a place as part of their unique life. This though is the nature of life; we all pass in and out of the places we’d love to fondly remember forever.

Déjà Vu in Frankfurt, Germany

Nidda River in Heddernheim, Germany

Life happening between places is one of the first things that struck me here in the early hours of being back in Germany. How easy it is from afar to forget about the relative intimacy that exists in a society otherwise considered cold and distant. The reminder was inspired by a young romantic couple we passed on the street last night on our walk back from dinner. In those two, I could see Caroline and me nearly 35 years ago. All these years later, as it was back then, it’s not uncommon to see romance unfolding in public, whereas in the U.S., dating often happens in cars and behind closed doors at a distance and out of view. For those who don’t know, there’s a generalization that Germans can appear aloof because they are not busy greeting each other with empty good-morning greetings and less than honest questions asking how one’s day is going as we practice in America. Germans simply do away with the vacuous exchange, opting instead to focus on themselves and those who are important to them.

Litfaßsäule in Heddernheim, Germany

Under these beautiful blue skies, our walk over the Nidda River took Caroline and me through the same neighborhood that delivers us to Speisekammer, but this morning, we are looking for an ATM because there are places in Germany where cash is the only way to deal with getting what we want. As for this photo, I’ve never passed a Litfaßsäule (advertising column) that I didn’t love, and this one is as good as any other to share. The utility of these columns cannot be understated because, even in local neighborhoods, they are a quick and easy way to be updated on what cultural events are taking place. Compare this to Arizona, where I have to watch TV, read the local newspaper, or visit specific websites to learn what’s happening around town.

Frankfurt, Germany

My familiarity with this curve in the road is forever engrained as to the left from here on Maybachstraße, where the old nightclub known as Batschkapp used to be. After watching the Pixies perform there, I ran into Caroline Engelhardt for the dozenth time, and we started a longer talk that resulted in her missing her train, me giving her a ride home, and the rest is history, as they say.

Cafe in Frankfurt, Germany

Living in America, it’s a habit to look for a thing that is nearby, and that’s what we did regarding the ATM instead of looking for one near the place we’d be stopping at for breakfast. It turns out that there was another branch of the same bank two doors down from Rockenbäcker at Weißer Stein where we were going. Who ever heard of being able to walk between ATMs outside half a dozen American cities such as New York, San Francisco, or Seattle?

As for breakfast, we had four different types of rolls that included a slight miscommunication as Caroline only wanted one of the small rye rolls (brötchen), but we got three, two butters, two packets of jam, and two coffees for about $9.50. Because we can’t easily buy brötchen in the States, I’ll substitute the bread choice with a few croissants and two drip coffees, which, without tip, will cost no less than $20. One has to wonder why our prices are so inflated, and please don’t blame it on politics, as Joe Biden doesn’t personally dictate what small businesses charge for baked goods. Caroline noted that seemingly none of the places we visit in Germany are playing music; this will be something we’ll need to pay attention to if we are to verify that as fact. So, how was everything? In a German word, Luxus.

Hauptwache in Frankfurt, Germany

The subway, aside from familiarity and convenience, is an elixir for the senses where we are delivered with little friction to destinations, allowing experiences to form and take shape. We meet others, are brought to events, shopping, sightseeing, or visit friends and family at the other end. A riot of scents is also readily available, from the funky to the obscene and the beautiful and curious. The parade of perfumes can entice our noses or, when laid on too heavily, repulse them. Once a tram enters the underground world, we encounter the damp earth smells mixed with sweat, fruit stands, bakeries, cigarettes, alcohol, trash, and everything else that creates the particular odors that define subways.

Hauptwache in Frankfurt, Germany

From out of Hauptwache we have to head south towards the Main River over Römerberg, the seat of Frankfurt’s city government. We are on our way to one of the most important reasons we came to Germany: visiting my mother-in-law, Caroline’s mom, a.k.a. Jutta.

Caroline Wise with drawing she made as little girl in Frankfurt, Germany

Maybe 47 or even 48 years ago, Caroline painted this horse that her mom has treasured for all of the intervening years, and while she’d like assistance in hanging it on her wall, we happened to forget our picture-hanging tools and equipment back home in Phoenix.

Katharina Engelhardt, Jutta Engelhardt and Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

After a short while, our niece Katharina shows up and it’s time for the ladies to head out for lunch. My absence is intentional as the conversation becomes fragmented, with everyone making concessions for my poor Deutsche Sprache by speaking English. So, with a photo to note the moment, they’ll go their way, and I mine. While they situate themselves down the river at the Wewe Cafe, I have other plans.

Döner kebab in Frankfurt, Germany

My primary goal, if the jetlag allows it, is to get some writing in, but first, I’m aiming for the tram to Bornheim Mitte to visit Döneria, my present favorite Turkish sandwich. However, with Frankfurt under a construction explosion, the line to get me to the area requires Schienenersatzverkehr (rail replacement travel), which feels too convoluted to my groggy mind, so I’ll fend for something near Zeil. Nazar Döner & Grill has some good reviews, so that’s where I went. The Döner is not as good, but considering this is my first in two years, it’s damn good enough. On the plus side, there’s a nice breeze through the open storefront, helping relieve the heat and humidity I’m suffering from.

Hare Krishna members in Frankfurt, Germany

My brain is wrestling with me as my will and need to adapt to the change in time zones asks that I remain in the moment while typically, at this time over on our side of the earth, it’s 3:00 in the morning, and I’m sound asleep. I’m out of sync with my normal routine. I think I need to relinquish control of the desire to write and accept that I’ll spend the next hours wandering around and taking in the sights, such as this band of Hare Krishna parading by. For a moment, I’m back in Los Angeles circa 1972, and I’m either dreaming or hallucinating in my exhaustion. They’ll set up further south of where I’m planted, and from the distance, their clanging bells will continue to resonate up the street.

Frankfurt, Germany

On and off over the past nearly 40 years, I’ve walked between Hauptwache and Römer countless times, and yet I’ve never stopped here next to St. Paul’s Church on Paulplatz to check out the Einheitsdenkmal (Monument to German Unity) that’s sat here since 1907. And yet, the xylophone player I listened to playing the Titanic Theme Song for the maybe dozenth time has already become a Frankfurt fixture in my memory

Frankfurt, Germany

I’ve finally taken the time to learn about this graffiti motif we always enjoy seeing when in Frankfurt, they are City Ghosts and were created by Frankfurt artist Philipp A. Schäfer.

Frankfurt, Germany

During the time I was reintroducing myself to the streets of the city, I easily passed a thousand people, and not once did I encounter a single person wearing yoga pants, though that would change on subsequent days. The point is, they are not that ubiquitous, by a long shot, compared to how common they are in the U.S. During the same time, I saw four sight-impaired people using white canes to negotiate their way ahead and failed to spot a single article of clothing demonstrating allegiance to a university or school sports team. One Tupac and a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt were the only band loyalty displays, while dozens of women wearing headscarves were noted.

I’d like to consider that American cultural influence is waning, but a couple of hours of observation in a single city do not indicate empirical proof, just bias confirmation.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

Following my fog-of-jetlag observations while wandering, I met up again with Caroline and Katharina to find a coffee, and we ended up at Streuselbar on Fressgasse. If you like cookie dough, this crumbly stuff found on various German baked goods and cobblers in America will be something right up your alley; at least they had coffee. As far as our conversation with our niece, we spoke of those awkward kinds of young adult things that need not be shared on blogs. After our early practice of “Fika,” about which you will learn more in a few days, we were back at Lebenshaus visiting with Jutta to say goodnight before she joined the others for dinner.

Shopping center on Zeil in Frankfurt, Germany

This post’s title references Déjà Vu as so much of this day is nearly a carbon copy of other first days in Frankfurt, though this one included nearly 90 degrees of heat combined with 50% humidity, allowing our clothes to have 90% more body-sticking power.

Frankfurt Skyline, Germany

While I wish for insights and some deeper thinking, the nature of long-distance traveling around the globe means there’s a chance one falls into the intellectual doldrums, and that’s exactly where I landed.

Caroline Wise in Frankfurt, Germany

I’ve been looking into these eyes and at this face nearly every day during the intervening 12485 days since I fell in love with Caroline in the summer of 1989, and even today, when I see her, I still smile at this woman, even when it’s a photograph.

Sachsenhausen, Germany

Dinner was at Apfelweinwirtschaft Fichtekränzi, a.k.a. Apple Wine Restaurant Spruce Wreath somehow, the English translation doesn’t sound as cool as Fichtekränzi as it’s known here locally. Open since 1849; the place is named after the wreath of braided spruce branches that traditionally signaled visitors that a restaurant featured apple wine, a favorite in the area. The outdoor patio, its location in Sachsenhausen, the traditional German food, and especially the grüne Soße all work to lend this little place the kind of attractive nature that has drawn us back again and again over the years.

Vending machine in Sachsenhausen, Germany

A funny thing happened on the way to the tram stop: we encountered a magic vending machine where sausages were the primary product. While pork and beef steaks, along with eggs, are also available for those middle-of-the-night cravings, it is the nearly two dozen types of bratwurst that reign supreme. This luxury of German carnivory delights is courtesy of The Worscht Designer. Worscht is Frankfurt dialect for Wurst (sausage).