Scandinavian Wind Down in Bergen, Norway

Nærøyfjord in Gudvangen, Norway

In my Viking dreams, in a Viking room on Viking lands, I hear whispers of Ragnarök. Or maybe it was Ragnarøkkr? It could have been either, considering I cannot really comprehend Old Norse and who drags their dreams out of that world intact anyway. This distinction is important as the former expression is about the end of an age, while the latter refers to the twilight of the gods. I also carry vague memories of Idun trying to introduce me to another god, some deity of raspberries. While Idun was the Goddess of Youth who protected the Apples of Immortality, I think this other god was protecting the Raspberries of Delight, and since we found them growing wild next to the Nærøyfjord, we would continue to travel in delight.

Nærøyfjord in Gudvangen, Norway

The whisps of foggy mist hug the surface of the fjord while filament-like strands stretch and disappear over the trees. A scene one should be so fortunate to see with their own eyes at least twice in their life. Between Denmark, Sweden, and Norway, it is likely this last Scandinavian country that holds the biggest draw, pulling us back for a return visit, or so I want to think while still in Norway. The grandeur of the fjords cannot adequately be depicted by any form of media as the full senses are required to linger in the expanse and massive nature of it all.

Nærøyfjord in Gudvangen, Norway

A couple of days ago, I shared the story of an Australian couple pressing into their 80s on a five-week cruise from New York City to Greenland, Iceland, and Svalbard. Well, it got me thinking about where I am. As we go walking along, here I am at 60 years old, hoofing about 10 miles (16 kilometers) or more a day while we are on vacation, and on occasion, we are not averse to riding bikes between 13 and 20 miles to explore other perspectives of seeing our amazing world. Typically, we are up and going between 6:00 and 7:00 a.m. and don’t quit much before 10:30 p.m.. Our stamina is still quite adequate in our view, though, at times, we are not beyond passing out at 9:00 p.m. Compared to my father, who lost his limbs to diabetes in his forties, or my mother, who could no longer push herself to do much of anything after she turned 50, I can appreciate that Caroline and I are trying to wring every bit of adventure out of our lives. On the other hand, Caroline’s parents have done well into their 80s and nearly 90s, aside from her mom’s dementia.

Nærøyfjord in Gudvangen, Norway

I’m keenly aware of our own countdown and want to take full advantage of bodies that remain performant. That old idiom about hindsight and its 20/20 nature has me wanting to tell 20-year-old John to forego everything he thought were absolute necessities, such as nice restaurants, cars, bigger living spaces, and other perceived convenient comforts, and only invest in experiences because, in the end, they hold far more meaning than any car, meal, house, furniture, clothes, or other expressions of who I thought I was demonstrating.

But how would I ever negotiate with a horny young man struggling to find who he was and what he meant to others? Speaking to my still-immature self when I couldn’t comprehend that post-puberty, I traded my passion for learning against the desire for carnal pleasures. I became a slave to vanity. All the while, the engine of commerce, a.k.a. marketing, helped this young man lose focus of who he was while grooming me to want to be the person others would desire.

Gudvangen Fjordtell in Gudvangen, Norway

Opposite our Viking bed on the Viking wall was Viking art in the form of a fjord with a strategically placed mirror reflecting our place of sleep, like the waters outside that reflect the sleeping mountains. Was this themed room, the most expensive lodging option of our entire trip, worth the $332 for the night? Absolutely, because more than an idea, Gudvangen was a waypoint along the scenic path we were traveling. Skipping this village and its expense would have meant we’d have skipped Flåm, too, our 2nd most expensive couple of nights. Add to those costs the train rides, cruise, bike rental, restaurants, and all those pølser, and for the resulting total amount, we could have afforded five or six more days in Stockholm or Oslo. But then, what would we have missed? Can we even put a cost on the wealth that experiences offer us? From my point of view, these are priceless moments and food for the imagination. Without them, we’d be poorer in knowledge and potentialities than the money that had to be sacrificed to gather such things.

Ramsøy Krigsminne (War Memorial) in Gudvangen, Norway

About 80 years ago, some Nazi dickheads set up an armed camp on this vantage point to protect the waterway that allowed travel between the open sea and Gudvangen with its road to Voss and further locations south. Prime Nazi travelway when fighting a World War, I guess.

Ramsøy Krigsminne (War Memorial) in Gudvangen, Norway

The ruins of the bunker just east of our hotel are called Ramsøy Krigsminne (War Memorial). We didn’t spend much time here as we had a bus to catch. Yet another reason to visit again.

Caroline Wise at the bus stop in Gudvangen, Norway

Spending a few weeks in Scandinavia? That is the totality of luggage that we drag around with us, and consider that a large part of the bulk at this time is in the form of yarn while the clothes become more compact the greasier they get. Yep, it’s already been five more days since we were originally going to do laundry, but one has to have priorities, and we are living those.

Road to Voss, Norway

Photo quality is about to dive because though we are in the front seats of the bus on the right of the driver, this is not the best way to capture scenery, not by a long shot.

Road to Voss, Norway

Nærøydalselvi River is there on the right, and we are on our way to Voss, where we’ll have to transfer to another bus.

Nærøydalselvi River on the road to Bergen, Norway

We’ve left Voss, and I was able to capture a half-decent photo of the road ahead with my phone camera. While it looks okay, I know what we lose in quality. But who cares? It helps tell the visual story of our three-hour bus ride south.

Road to Bergen, Norway

Seriously, even with front-row seats on both legs, this was a hard stretch of road to capture decent photos.

Nærøydalselvi River on the road to Bergen, Norway

While I’ve read about the rainy days of Bergen, Norway, by this time in my writing, while we were on our way to the city, we had no idea about the poor state of weather they must endure, but we were starting to get hints that our string of blue sky days might be taking a hit.

Road to Bergen, Norway

It’s starting to look grim, and we’re not all that far away from Bergen at this point. Fingers are crossed that our Wise Charm will go to work in at least offering us a dry city.

Old Town Hall in Bergen, Norway

We landed, and our first stop was not here at the Old Town Hall; we were desperate for an electronics store because the memory card in my camera was approaching capacity. Just how I thought one 256GB card would be enough before leaving the States is a mystery of oversight that was corrected on our way out of the train station. Dragging our bags to the third or fourth floor of a mall wasn’t fun, and only finding 64GB cards felt like a waste of money considering the half-dozen or so of those we have at home, but so it goes, I wasn’t ready to stop taking photos or turning to rely on my phone with its weird HDR like impressions. If the world is cold and gray, it’s okay that images are not candy-colored saturations of silliness that make people happier because things appear better than they might have been. [We had been looking for a memory card for a while now, but rural Norway is not a great place to shop for electronics. The gift store in Flåm had only 8GB cards, which made us and the salesperson laugh. They probably had been sitting there for a while. Caroline]

Bergen Port in Bergen, Norway

Somehow, we snagged a relatively inexpensive room here at the old wharf known as the Bryggen area with a great view overlooking the port. Counting roofs from the right, it’s the third house, this side of the white building.

Caroline Wise at Strikkelykke yarn store in Bergen, Norway

After dumping our bags at the hotel, it was off to the yarn store called Strikkelykke. We needed to be quick about it as this being Saturday, they close at 4:00 p.m., and we’d just arrived at 3:00 p.m. in Bergen. For those who want to know, this is our 8th yarn store in 14 days. Unfortunately, three stores were missed as time wasn’t always in our favor.

Bergen Port in Bergen, Norway

We’ll get this weather report out of the way right now: we will not see the sun while in Bergen, which is absolutely normal as this is one wet city. While I had been looking forward to a couple of down days due to torrential rain, it won’t be as bad as all that. The reason behind my wish for rain is that after a go-go-go amount of travel, it’s nice to shut down a bit in a coffee shop and catch up on writing while Caroline gets busy with the knitting and the two of us are finally face-to-face and can smile at each other instead of always being side-by-side, though the perk there is we get to hold hands.

Bergen Port in Bergen, Norway

Eighty years later, a German Navy is moored in port, part of a peaceful collaboration where neighbors work with one another instead of dominating and murdering.

Wall art at Bergen Port in Bergen, Norway

I’ll notice something while we are here that mirrors other rainy gray cities we’ve visited, and that’s the abundance of murals and other street art.

Bergen Port in Bergen, Norway

This oddly shaped ship called the Aurora Storm is what is known as an offshore supply ship that services oil and gas platforms out on the North Sea.

Wall art in Bergen, Norway

Leave it to the Europeans to point out the obvious that also reflects their tenuous relationship with technology, especially ones that can surveil them.

Stumbling Stone in Bergen, Norway

And just why might Europeans be leery about surveilling people and collecting data on them? Maybe it, in part, relates to the time when Jews were snatched from their homes and sent to die in a concentration camp such as Auschwitz. Stumbling Stones are found in 24 countries across Europe, including Russia, and I think they are a powerful reminder to not let any groups fall under the scrutiny of the state. Rest in peace, Mr. Julius Eidenbom.

Manhole cover in Bergen, Norway

Not a Stumbling Stone.

Moose Stew from Kystvilt in Bergen, Norway

At the Fish Market, we were looking for a bite to eat, something we could share but that wouldn’t interfere with our dinner reservations later in the day. We decided on a food stand called Kystvilt, which was serving up moose and wild deer; we opted for the moose stew. Note the paper bowl and wooden utensils; Scandinavia is taking seriously the need to recycle and cut back on packaging that’s detrimental to the environment. As for the moose, it did not taste like chicken, more like beef, I suppose, though pulling the individual flavor out of the stew wasn’t easy. I’m guessing that moose meat is especially lean and that the ample amount of onions and veggies, along with a judicious amount of fat, went far to make it a lot more savory than it might have otherwise been; add in a dollop of lingonberry and Bob’s your uncle.

Wall art in Bergen, Norway

Walking out of the Fish Market, we encountered several vendors offering whale burgers, but this created a conundrum for us as, yes, our curiosity wanted to know what it’s like, but then we would have to live with the memory, and we would have also added a tiny bit more to the demand for the harvesting of whales. Unable to fully contain ourselves, we tried a smidge of whale sausage that ended up tasting exactly like pork sausage. Street art does not kill whales.

Bergen Cathedral in Bergen, Norway

The Bergen Cathedral was supposed to still be open, but at 5:05 p.m., it was closed as closed gets. If the church had been open, I might have been more surprised as, if nothing else, we should have learned by now that Scandinavian sites have strict opening hours.

Bergen, Norway

Caroline sees that the 9th yarn store is open for another 55 minutes and that we can easily make it over to the main train station, which is right next to where we came into town with the bus but were in a hurry to get that memory card and get to Strikkelykke (I pronounce it Sticky-Licky regardless if it’s correct) due to it closing early on Saturday and fully closed on Sunday.

Wall art in Bergen, Norway

Brightening gray days with an abundance of art are starting to make Bergen feel very progressive, but who knows? Two brief hours in most cities will tell very little about the underlying climate of minds, culture, and attitudes.

Door handle at Leprosy Museum in Bergen, Norway

Passing the Leprosy Museum and saw this door handle that demands we embrace the other’s hand.

John Wise at Norwegian Spirit knitting & yarn in Bergen, Norway

Mixing things up here at the Norwegian Spirit Knitting & Yarn store by having Caroline take my photo with the yarn I’ve chosen for a new pair of socks. Our brief stop at this yarn store was extended after we met Katrine, who was watching the shop. She talked to us about her visits to EuroDisney, Disneyland, Disney Tokyo, and Disneyworld. Part of her study in economics had her in Paris, France, for a year though she doesn’t speak French, yet she’s fluent in Norwegian, English, Italian, and Spanish. Tragically, Caroline wasn’t ready to choose the yarn she wanted, and plans were made to return on Monday, but things got away from us, and instead of fretting about the loss, I’m encouraging her to order that locally-dyed yarn online so there are no regrets. Just do it, Caroline.

Main Train Station in Bergen, Norway

Out of the yarn store and back into the train station because, strangely enough, the shop is near the train tracks. We’ve now been in Bergen for three hours, as you can read on the face of the clock.

Edvard Grieg Statue in Bergen, Norway

Not only do loads of street art abound, but statues are ubiquitous too, such as this one of composer Edvard Grieg, who wrote In the Hall of the Mountain King for the play titled Peer Gynt by another Bergen local named Henrik Ibsen. While you may not know the title, you know the piece; I’m 100% certain you do.

Side note to Caroline, who’ll understand the reference: Grieg canceled his 1899 concerts in France in protest of the Dreyfus affair.

Fossegrim at the foot of the Ole Bull statue in Bergen, Norway

Fossegrim plays the strings for Ole Bull, who is part of the statue above this water spirit. Ole Bull, who the surrounding square is named after was a virtuoso violinist and composer from Bergen. [Fossegrim in Norse mythology is a water spirit that also plays music in an enchanting way. Caroline]

Lying poet by Hans Jacob Meyer in Bergen, Norway

Ole Bull’s Plass or Ole Bull’s Square is also where you’ll find this statue, Lying Poet, by Hans Jacob Meyer.

Henrik Ibsen Statue in Bergen, Norway

This crazy-eyed statue honors Henrik Ibsen, the famous playwright and poet.

Mural of Come and See in Bergen, Norway

This mural will be known by some at first glance, but for those who don’t know the reference, the image is from the amazing 1985 Soviet film Come and See.

Video game mural in Bergen, Norway

Consistent with what I learned during my own time living in Europe, where rain and gray skies prevail, art and culture are the go-to activities that one can do and create indoors when spending time outside in the sun is curtailed by the circumstances of the weather.

Viking statue at the Seamen's Monument in Bergen, Norway

Continuing our meander through town, trying to follow visual cues that would keep our walk interesting, we arrived at the Seamen’s Monument, which was created fairly recently, back in 1950. This Viking is but one of twelve larger sculptures around the monument featuring variations on the theme of seafarers.

Seamen's Monument in Bergen, Norway

Four panels around the top of the monument represent the major eras of Norway’s relationship to the sea.

Ludvig Holberg Statue in Bergen, Norway

Born in Bergen, the writer, essayist, philosopher, historian, and playwright Ludvig Holberg is memorialized here to inspire others to take a page from this creative font. Holberg is known to have traveled to the Netherlands, France, England, and Italy, with Paris, Oxford, and Rome having a great influence on him. While he studied theology at university, he was self-taught in languages, history, and law. The University of Copenhagen used his materials for nearly 200 years for students studying law. As a playwright, his influence came from Parisian comedies and street theater he watched while in Rome. Today, Tiktokers travel the world and grunt approval of mixed drinks, pose in iconic locations during sunset, and offer exuberant endorsements of how amazing the place is, but rarely, if ever, have anything to say, so I doubt we’ll ever see a monument to a TikTok personality/influencer.

Bryggen Hanseatic League area of Bergen, Norway

It was the dreaded Germans and their Hanseatic League monopoly that carved out the historic Bryggen area here in Bergen, which was their protected trade area, but more of that tomorrow when we get a tour of the historic buildings. That these old bits of wooden history still exist seems like an incredible stroke of luck and proper fire prevention measures.

Bryggen Hanseatic League area of Bergen, Norway

With some time to spare before our dinner reservation, we continued to explore the grounds of the Hanseatic League.

Bryggen Hanseatic League area of Bergen, Norway

How many days or weeks would one have to hang out in Bergen to capture the sights on a sunny day? I’d wager that it might be a good long time, considering the 239 days of rain this city gets.

Bergen, Norway

One has to wonder, seeing how America has tried to make everything handicap accessible, how these old European towns can offer much of anything to those who must get around on wheelchairs or walkers. Throughout our visit to Bergen, we’d see firsthand the difficulties for the mobility impaired as elderly Americans disembark cruise ships and become frustrated with cobblestones and stairs.

Bien Basar Restaurant in Bergen, Norway

Time for one of my more anticipated reservations, this one at Bien Basar. In researching where we’d be going and what we should be trying while in Scandinavia, I learned of a traditional dish here in Bergen that originates from right here, Persetorsk. Just as Pinnekjøtt (cured lamb ribs) is a Christmas fav in Oslo, here in Bergen, Persetorsk (pressed cod) is the go-to dish. Lucky for us, I found Bien Basar, which appears to serve Persetorsk year-round for us tourists/travelers who can’t be here during the winter holiday season.

Before dipping into our main course, you must know by now that if a menu features tartar, we are sharing an appetizer of raw beef, and that’s just how this meal started this evening. I felt like it was just too odd for the both of us to have the same dish for dinner, so I opted for the Sei (pollack), which looked intriguing enough while Caroline was going to take possession of the Persetorsk. I regretted my decision right away, not that my dish wasn’t everything I could have hoped for, but the pressed cod and especially the perfectly pureed peas were next-level phenomenal, so much so that I’m certain we’ll return so I can experience an entire Persetorsk all to my self.

Bergenhus Fortress in Bergen, Norway

This is Rosenkrantz Tower at Bergenhus Fortress. To our great surprise, the grounds were wide open without guards, which left us feeling like we were intruding and that, at any time, someone would show up demanding to know why were here after hours.

Bergenhus Fortress in Bergen, Norway

This is a tough one to divorce ourselves from as it’s dark, and there is nobody else here. We have become too aware of the fear of the unknown. Things would be fine if we knew that the place would remain quiet and peaceful, but coming from the States, we are conditioned to believe that danger is lurking just around the corner. This is Norway, though, and no junkies are sleeping nearby, nor gang members loitering, waiting for victims to make themselves known.

Bergenhus Fortress in Bergen, Norway

The ambiance to be had here at the fortress is amazing since it’s easy to transport ourselves back in time. However, we were never able to shake the sense that some security person would show up and shoo us away.

Looking across the water from Skuteviken Neighborhood in Bergen, Norway

From the fortress, we continued our walk towards the mouth of the harbor, where we gained this view of another side of Bergen we couldn’t see from the Brygga area. We are in the Skuteviken neighborhood, which will lead us to the Sandviken neighborhood, though there’s a chance it’s one or the other or neither. Where precisely we are doesn’t matter, but we can both assure you that it’s a beautiful area away from the well-trafficked tourist haunts.

Skuteviksveien Street in the Sandviken neighborhood in Bergen, Norway

Walking up Skuteviksveien Street will turn out to be the best path to finish our first night in Bergen.

Sandviken neighborhood of Bergen, Norway

What is here on these dark streets without cars is the sound of voices joined in song wafting out of unseen open windows where a bunch of friends had gotten together for what might have been a small party. It was in Sweden where we first encountered this phenomenon of people singing in groups, which struck us as something incredibly wholesome. Tonight, it doesn’t feel any different.

Sandviken neighborhood of Bergen, Norway

It seems we can’t walk more than 50 meters (150 feet) before hearing another group of people around a corner enthusiastically knocking out a song. Maybe if I consider this as a tradition that became a year-round activity to combat the cold short days of winter and the blues that would accompany that time of the season, it would make sense that something that brings joy should be practiced all the time, but I don’t really know. No matter what drives this shared performance with the neighborhood, it puts smiles on our faces, filling out that part of our grins that aren’t being activated by the architecture that has an incredibly cozy feel.

Steinkjellergaten in the Sandviken neighborhood in Bergen, Norway

Another distinction between “Most Anywhere America” and the quiet streets of Bergen is that when walking by dwellings, the blue glow and corner of a big screen TV is missing here; warm light prevails with that everpresent sound of singing instead of the (to us) more familiar soundtrack of a movie or sports spilling into the environment.

Lindebergsmauet in the Sandviken neighborhood of Bergen, Norway

With a right turn on Lindebergsmauet, we are only two minutes away from our hotel and the end of yet another day of delight; it must have been due to the God of Raspberries.

Fjord Cruise to Gudvangen, Norway

Aurlandfjord in Flåm, Norway

From our room at the Fretheim Hotel, we could see the fog hovering in the distance. Caroline insisted we get a better look, so before breakfast, we took a walk. I’m happy she made the suggestion because it offered us a mind cleansing before entering the circus of the buffet.

Aurlandfjord in Flåm, Norway

After we had gathered our morning meal, we were forced to witness the antics of the actors in this tragedy. An American couple hailing from Miami fetched their food in shifts as they must have feared something being stolen from their table. How did I verify they were from Miami? The first clue was the demonstration of fear, and the second was the show-it-all yoga pants. While I couldn’t hear them from where they sat, I did ask the husband, as he walked past, what state they were visiting from.

A pack of Germans descended, wearing their best Barbarian outfits representing the Neanderthal class. Did I say circus earlier? I might have meant the zoo.

An American man of proper Boomer age asked to sit at our table because the place was pretty full by this time. Before I could say no, Caroline said sure. Without skipping a beat, he showed his true colors when I warned him of our Statler and Waldorf routine of talking smack about those deserving of criticism, and he replied, “I’m right there with you, especially about our current President.” OMFG, our first obvious encounter with MAGA trash. At that moment, the hand of God must have nudged his wife to track her wayward husband down and told him to join her and some friends in another area of the dining room. No time for me to demand he GTFO and leave our table where we exercise the kind of bias we enjoy, not his uneducated brand of hate.

Aurlandfjord in Flåm, Norway

Back at the waterfront, we found peaceful tranquility made stunningly apparent as there was no cruise ship obscuring the view or the quiet. While I’ve written this already, I can’t help but reiterate that a village of 350 residents shouldn’t be required to deal with the onslaught of troglodytes falling out of a small floating city that excretes 6,000 chunks of refuse into an otherwise pristine environment. Obviously, there are not enough local Norwegians to handle the tourism traffic, so barracks have been built to house international workers from Argentina, Poland, Spain, Chile, Hungary, Slovakia, Italy, Brazil, and the United States.

If you should wonder why, while on vacation, I grind this axe instead of shielding my senses from witnessing declasse behavior and then vent such indignance time and again; it allows me to exorcise these bad impressions. I could choose to leave these reports out of my blog, seeing they’ve already been vented in my handwritten notebooks, but there’s a hope that someone might read a post and realize I’ve been writing about them and then might try to correct their boorish demeanor. My wish is for others not to disappear or cease to exist but to stop flaunting their contemptuous, entitled, and selfish oblivion that they are sharing space with others who are not interested in sharing their experience – just STFU or at least ratchet down the volume.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

No one would fault me for taking in the scenery, history, and cultural attributes of a place, yet I feel that my observing the worst of humanity that are also able to afford to put themselves in these special places has me looking petty. But when an affront to the senses effectively lifts its tail and shits upon what should otherwise be a poetic moment, I can’t help but note this all too common personality characteristic that is spreading like an infectious disease.

Leaving these uglier impressions here is simply part of the experience I should continue to process, just as I do when I look at this image of Otternes Farmyard and explore my recollections of our time there a couple of days ago. My notes serve as pointers that fill gaps, bring back impressions, and feed a space where memories can be stored for future reference, the good and bad.

Aurland, Norway

After so many days already out here in Europe, much has already blurred and would easily be forgotten if it were not for the knowledge that my daily writing exercises and thousands of photos are going to be put to work to solidify tenuous, fleeting impressions consumed by the intensity of so many experiences and the subsequent ones that are yet to be had. Those who fail in this exercise, I feel, fall into a kind of tragedy and, in the future, will struggle to recollect anything more than, “Do you remember that time we went to place x,y, or z?”

Dragging forward in great detail and vibrant imagery, what we experience over our waking days feels like an incredibly indulgent luxury. For those who might say they don’t have the time in their busy schedules, just look at what we shoved into a day, day after day. I’m also well aware that we are often out and about before everyone else and we are the last people on the streets before walking into our lodgings, yet at 60 years old, here I am, able to have my cake, savor it, save some for later, and offer myself and Caroline a morsel in the years to come via these detailed memories we get to revisit.

Aurlandfjord in Norway

Cloudy with potentially heavy afternoon wind failed to materialize. Instead, we have sun and blue skies for the two-hour cruise on an electric boat to Gilligans Island, which in Norwegian is spelled Gudvangen. Do not pity us for our sunny passage on the Aurland and Nærøyfjord; we know full well how fortunate we are. And to top it off, our experience is being taken to exponential levels through the amazing hotdogs served on board. They are sprinkled with crispy onions that act as fairy dust because these pølser (Norwegian for sausages) are magic.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on Aurlandfjord in Norway

All I ask for is civility and quiet when it’s appropriate. Contrary to the sound of my grump, I do not hate humanity, but I do enjoy the 60-year-old version of “Get off of my lawn,” a thing I’ve been cultivating for the last twenty or thirty years.

Undredal, Norway

That’s Undredal across the fjord with a road that allows residents to come and go, and I know that after looking at the map of the area and trying to find any Streetview images. There are but a few out here, but I did catch some 360-degree images someone took on a ship or ferry in the winter that was enticing enough that I could see the attraction of visiting on the cold, dark days of December or January.

Aurlandfjord in Norway

There are houses perched in what appears to be impossible places, and while some map searching might show a road just out of sight traveling between the mountains, that would kill the mystery, so I’ll just maintain my fantasy thoughts that a speedboat delivers visitors to the water’s edge, and they hike up the cliffside with their backpacks stuffed with food while their water is taken from one of the two waterfalls on their left and right.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

There’s some uncertainty here, but I think we are passing the point where the Sognefjord, Aurlandfjord, and the Nærøyfjord meet. Sognefjord is the main fjord and the longest in Norway, as I already pointed out in a previous post.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

While I can’t swear to it, this view should be looking south to Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord, which translates to Narrow Fjord and is the world’s narrowest fjord.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

Leading up to prepping the photos for this day that had us spend a couple of hours in the quiet of the fjord on our way to our next destination, Caroline tried reassuring me that, compared to the lengthy blog posts so far in this trip, this one would undoubtedly be shorter. How many photos could there be worth sharing, considering we moved through a relatively short length of the landscape? I ended up with 20 photos chosen from the roughly 250 I shot between Flåm and Gudvangen, and upon asking her which ones she’d cut, well, here we are, and I’m struggling to write to them all.

Laegdafossen on Nærøyfjord in Norway

This is the 1,263rd waterfall we’ve seen in the past few days and not just any waterfall, it is the Laegdafossen.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

“Hey wife, you thinking what I am?” We were on the same channel; another pølse (hotdog) with crispy onion was on her mind, too, and even after sharing our second hotdog, we were “joking” that we could both see a third in our future. Who knew that Norway does hotdogs and does them perfectly?

Approaching Dyrdal, Norway

When God/Muhammad/Buddha made the earth, Half Dome was placed in Yosemite National Park in California and then, over in Norway, Half Dome 2.

Dyrdal, Norway

Welcome to the idyllic hamlet of Dyrdal, which claims to have been around in some form for approximately 2,000 years. At one time, the area up the valley was being farmed; today, there are no longer any working farms, but the area is quite popular, judging from the number of people who got on board, including a larger group of young hikers.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

Our time moving through the Nærøyfjord World Heritage Park had a sad and tragic element that was only understood after we returned to Arizona, and that is we’ll likely never be back in this corner of our planet where there are dozens of things, places, and activities we’d enjoy experiencing.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

Is anyone else picking up on the Kauai, Hawaii vibe?

Nærøyfjord in Norway

Remember that idea of sharing a third hotdog with crispy onions? I emphasize these onions because we are convinced that they are the secret sauce that elevates Norwegian pølse to the heights of yumminess we’ve not witnessed before. Anyway, if we are going to find time for this indulgence, we’d better act now as time is quickly running out because we are soon to arrive in Gudvangen.

Styvi Fergeleie on Nærøyfjord in Norway

The stuff we can learn if we are persistent can be serious fun, such as finally stumbling upon the history of Styvi (above) as a leg on Den Kongelege Postveg (The Royal Post Road) and how mail and farmers in the area moved from here down the fjord to the narrowest point at Bleiklindi (the pale linden tree a.k.a., the basswood in the U.S.) across from Bakka, the village we’d be walking out to from Gudvangen later. Kristin Ese is the author of the article I read, and a list of her writings can be found here should you be looking for information about the history of the area.

Attention Caroline: should you follow the link to https://encyclopedia.fylkesarkivet.no/, you will become lost for days and beg me that we should return to the Vestland of Norway. Don’t click on it; just don’t.

Village of Bakka near Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

While of a dramatically different type of environment, I can’t help but have a sense of the Grand Canyon with the steep cliffsides reaching down to the water; obviously, there are significantly different shades of green, and the water is perfectly calm here on the fjord. This is the northern end of Bakka.

Near Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Had I only known everything, I might say I’d wish that we had invested more time exploring the area of Sognefjord and all of its arms, but the truth is, we’ve been enjoying every place we’ve visited, and I don’t think I’d change a thing. In any case, this immersion of learning yet more about where we’ve traveled certainly draws me in to explore firsthand the points between that there wasn’t enough time to visit on this trip.

Gudvangen Fjordtell in Gudvangen, Norway

You can be certain that the upgrade to the Viking-themed room here at the Gudvangen Fjordtell wasn’t a gift because Oden or Thor were smiling upon us but because our bank was able to perform the proper currency exchange for us to pay for a night under animal skins.

Kjerrskredsfossen seen from Gudvangen, Norway

Across from our lodging in the distance is the Kjerrskredsfossen. Mind you that I didn’t tell you that this is the Kjerrskredsfossen waterfall because “Fossen” is Norwegian for “waterfall,” and if I did call it that, it would be like saying “ATM machine,” which is a silly redundancy. Between us and that waterfall no one has ever been able to pronounce is a Viking Village that, this late in the season, looks too sad for us to spoil a day visiting, but there was a gas station where, on a mission to graze, we picked up a bratwurst sprinkled with the fairy dust crispy onions, but it sadly paled in comparison to the godhead level of pølse on the cruise over.

Nærøyfjord in Norway

With our wiener, I mean brat, in hand, we sat down at a picnic table offering us this view right here. At 64 pleasant degrees (18 Celsius), we were at risk of becoming stuck and lying down right here for a quick nap. Just as we were beginning to struggle, a lady dressed in Viking attire approached our bench and struck up a conversation. She explained that there would be a feast at the Viking village later and that she hailed from Latvia. Her strong accent made it difficult to understand her intentions. Was she here to drag us over to the village, or was she just making small talk? At some point, she played a tune on a mouth harp, which made us wonder if we were supposed to tip. As she was getting the idea that we were not interested in the Viking Village (which may or may not be a tourist trap), our determination to seize all the moments won out, and we headed out on a walk to help close out the day.

Fika in Gudvangen, Norway

You know how your intention may direct you one way, but distraction pulls you in another? Well, you might think from this image you know what came next, but what actually happened was that Caroline wanted to visit the gift shop at our hotel, and good thing that we did because she found a souvenir for herself (that wasn’t made of yarn, mind you). It was a small Viking ship tea candle holder for her desk. Speaking of work, she also grabbed an axe-wielding Viking figurine for one of her bosses.

We were on our way when a cafe jumped into our path and whispered, “Hey, what about that nap you considered? I have the cure in a cup of coffee.” The proverbial one thing leading to another gripped us, and before we knew it, we were sitting down for a fika that included a cinnamon roll for me and a raspberry yogurt layer cake for Caroline. At the center of the setup, you might be able to make out the Viking ship candle holder. What the hell is wrong with me? A bucket of emotional fragility is spilling over me as the French hit Voyage Voyage from Desireless starts to play here in the cafe. It whipped me right back to 1986 when it was a #1 hit across Europe. Now I want to take a listen to Mylène Farmer’s – Désenchantée. When these songs came out, I wasn’t particularly enamored with them, but they were impossible to avoid due to their popularity. What strikes me hardest is the peculiarity that I’m so familiar with these songs as an American because this speaks to the incredibly unique opportunities I’ve been afforded.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

After our experience with the menace that discharges from cruise ships, there’s a sense of wanting to leave in case a load descends on Gudvangen. Knowing that tourists are the least likely to venture from a chair, we feel safe taking an 8-kilometer (5 miles) roundtrip walk to an old church and the narrowest spot on the fjord.

Ferry on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

While it’s not a big load of people coming into town, we’ll be well gone when they disembark and do whatever it is they intend to do. You have to admit that there is at least a passing similarity with the S.S. Minnow, right?

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

What deformation processes were at work in folding these? We cannot say, seeing we are not geologists, nor was there any signage that could have described what was going on with the strata. This is a shame because I’m certain that everyone must be as curious as we are.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

This is turning out to be one of the greatest walks along a fjord we’ve ever taken. True, it’s only our fourth walk next to a fjord, or maybe our fifth. Or could it even be the sixth?

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Unnamed waterfall next to the trail to Bakka with a blue banana on the right for scale. There was also a blue plastic giraffe nearby we left undisturbed, but the same can’t be said about the raspberries telepathically inviting us to carry them away, preferably in our tummies, which we obliged them with.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Who doesn’t love a moss-and-lichen-covered rock fall and dream of having one at home? Others might want a pool, jacuzzi, or BBQ island; I want this right here in our living room, minus whatever creepy crawlies might be nesting in cracks and crevices.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Can you see what you might not first notice when seeing this photo? Sure, there are two people in that kayak paddling on the calm waters of this beautiful fjord, but if you look in the shadows, you should see the reflection of a waterfall.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Trying to remember that the world is not only made of rocks, water, moss, and sappy French pop music, I must look past the trees to find the forest.

Trail to Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Okay, maybe it is mostly waterfalls and rocks here in this area of Norway.

Village of Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Better to have arrived in Bakka in shadow than to have never arrived at all.

Village of Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Seriously, how can a place be this idyllic? Is using the word idyllic twice in one post even allowed by the Governing Body of Blog Writers International?

Village of Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Drive Slow – Children Playing.

Bakka Church on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

This is why we are in Bakka: to see the Bakka Church. It’s not especially old; there are no historical events of note to remember the place by; it didn’t replace a 1000-year-old stave church or a pagan site used by Vikings. It’s just a regular church – except this one is on Nærøyfjord.

Bakka Church on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

I was certain by this time that we’d be the only visitors, but when we started to enter the church grounds, a French couple drove up. Most of our hiking trail was the old, crumbling, somewhat precarious road between Gudvangen and Bakka, right by the water’s edge that car traffic bypasses in a tunnel, but after that tunnel, we were walking on that road along with a couple of cars that were coming or going. It took me a moment to find the light switch, but I’m not the one to be shy about making myself at home, though I refrained from playing the organ.

Bakka Church on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

When one looks into the majestic from day to day, one often loses sight of the magnitude of what one should be seeing. We’ve known this behavior through many encounters during our travels and even have been part of the shortsightedness ourselves. We end up romanticizing what’s likely ordinary to those who live in such a place and imagine that if the environment is so intoxicating to us, this would be the perfect place to live, but how certain is that? I’m sure that for those who live in warzones, drug-addled neighborhoods, abject poverty, or incarceration, that would be true, but how long before we normalize a place, find the issues that drive others away, or begin to romanticize the next place on the map?

In Bakka at the narrowest point on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

This is the point in Bakka where I believe the Bleiklindi (the pale linden tree) once stood, and people crossed the frozen fjord with their custom-made boats modified with sled rails to handle an icy, slushy, or watery crossing.

Caroline Wise leaving the village of Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Guard Kitty, protector of Bakka, ensuring that those who visit don’t forget to leave, escorted us to the edge of town. He watched us a good long time to ensure we went on our way. At first encounter, he didn’t seem to have the best of humor, so we went in peace…after a few head scratches. Okay, I’ll come clean: there was nothing guard-like about this fluffy chunk of love. I wish we could have taken him with us as he seemed to want to come with us because he followed our every step from the white house in the background.

Leaving the village of Bakka on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Like the yellow-brick road, except every direction delivers us to Oz.

A steer on the trail to Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

Would you believe this is a furry unicorn sporting dual horizontal horns? Neither did Caroline, but not from a lack of trying to convince her, nor would she mount up after I insisted it was perfectly safe. Not included in this photo are the three cows from this guy’s harem that approached Caroline with curiosity, but at the moment one of them was about to get a head scratch and Caroline a sloppy licking, the girl got spooked and leaped away in the way only a cow can leap, which triggered my wife to also begin evasive maneuvers.

On the trail to Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord in Norway

The window of infinite grace that shines brightly in the day is giving way to the world of the infinite dream, where darkness lures us to sleep and to the place where memories are collected, refined, or disposed of.

Sunset over the Nærøyfjord in Gudvangen, Norway

Dinner was an outdoor affair of fish, fjord, and the setting sun. Time to collect our impressions and head off for dreams of Vikings in our Viking room.

Biking and Sauna in Flåm, Norway

Myrdal, Norway

Nowhere to go from here but down. Our day began 2,843 feet below us with a great breakfast at our hotel that included all the bread, rolls, locally cured meats, cheese, fish, yogurt, granola, and, of course, beans, sausages, bacon and eggs for that part of the crowd who need what they know. The Flåmsbana that brought us out of the mountains yesterday is the same train taking us right back up, not for us to continue our journey on to Bergen as many others will be: we have a couple of bikes reserved, along with two box lunches for the trek straight back to where we just left. Later today, we will have traversed this slice of Norway with three different perspectives: train down on a sunny day, train up on a cloudy morning, and a walk/bike ride down on a day transitioning to a mix of clouds and sun. Essentially, we got it all.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

On the Flåmsbana up to Myrdal, I was a bit distracted from taking photos by our conversation with a couple from Australia. She was 75, and her husband was approaching 80. They were at the end of a five-week vacation that took them from Down Under to New York City to board a ship that would take them over the Atlantic to Greenland, a circumnavigation of Iceland, all the way up to Svalbard before traveling down the coast of Norway that was now complete. After the ride to Myrdal, they would continue by train to Oslo, where they would start their long flights home. The lady shared that she and her husband agreed that after this 5-week-long adventure, they might only have one more intense journey left in them as they were contending with the difficulties that their bodies weren’t cooperating with them and their expectations. The lesson is obvious: we never know when our ability to exert ourselves is passing and when or where we’ll encounter that moment of disappointment when the realization sets in that pushing against our limits is over.

We hadn’t quite moved 50 feet down the trail before I was already stopping in need of taking an establishing shot of nature to better demonstrate where this bike ride was beginning. You could say that we were happy with the gloomy, overcast sky because the weather forecast called for a 66% chance of rain out here today. However, other than a couple of very minor sprinkles, we did not get rain of any appreciable amount. Good thing, too, since we inadvertently had left the ponchos back at the hotel, subconsciously understanding that if they were with us, we’d have needed them.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Twenty-one kilometers (13 miles) are still ahead of us, but that’s okay; we’re just starting out, and it’s still early.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

No, seriously, Caroline, we’ll get going as soon as I grab this shot because if it’s raining later and we don’t have any photos, we’ll be remiss that earlier, when we could have captured these mediocre sights, we passed them by.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

I know that I said just that photo, but give me a break. You obviously didn’t see the flowers on the right and if we miss these, we could go the entire day without seeing a splash of vibrancy, considering the dullness of the sky that is working hard to ruin our attitude. As a photographer, I demand proper sun, so the vibrancy of our images always conveys that our life is perfect every day.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Knowing beforehand that the first part of our trail is rather steep, with hairpin turns in which a miscalculation in time and space could launch us into injury or worse, and since death at this time in our lives is the least preferred next step, we dismounted our bikes and were ready for the walk down.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

The truth is that we’d have preferred not to have rented bikes at all and that we’d be walking the entire 21 kilometers between Myrdal and Flåm, but at 5:30 p.m., we have a reservation for something we’d never want to miss. As a bike ride, this route is supposed to take about an hour, but we were well-prepared to break that record in the opposite direction, and the only question was, how long we could stretch out the time in order to arrive back in town as close to our appointment as possible.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Maybe I could have taken more photos from the train yesterday when the sun and blue sky contributed so much to the landscape that finding enchantment in the journey overwhelmed the sense of trying to capture it better than I did. To lament what might be missing visually, though, would miss the point of being out here: to simply experience a long, slow moment of feeling, smelling, touching, and being in this rarified place few of us will ever travel through, especially at a pace that allows the senses to linger in the expanse and simultaneous intimacy.

Caroline Wise on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Are you happy, Caroline? “I’m infinitely happy on spectrums of that feeling that even this smile will never convey. Only someone who’s known me for 30 years or more might have an inkling of what this means to me, maybe somebody like you, John.”

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

“Do you love me, John?” That sense of togetherness that draws us closer is like this waterfall, where the water molecules are inextricably linked, becoming the very definition of what this fluid is and how it flows through nature. We are that love that flows with one another through the nature of our lives as though this were the only way our existence is allowed to be present during our lifetimes.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

“Are you tired of letting this heavy bicycle drag us along?” The two of us had already smiled at one another countless times before we reached this point on the trail. Had we been riding along, our attention would have been focused on remaining safe instead. The concentration required to negotiate these tight curves would have deprived us of reveling in the moments where we were able to exclaim the love that powers our smiles and draws us closer to reaching out and touching the other in order to verify that all of this is real.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Real it is and nearly as solid, luscious, soft, and gorgeous as the moss that grows on rocks locked in the symbiotic relationship that is inescapable to these two elements next to the trail and the two people on it.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

“John, let me ask you, do you think all of this might have been created for us and that the people who race past us fail to absorb the little things that create bigger things? Or do they speed through only knowing they did a thing?” Well, Caroline, we not only possess the ability to move glacially, allowing the carving of deep impressions out of our experience in places such as this, but the interpretations that we share with each other of what might have been overlooked will create a situation where we’ll understand we didn’t just do a thing but that we are creating a new universe from the one that’s been crafted for us. I have to wonder if there are others whose sensitivities demand that without intense, slow scrutiny of the world, they, too, question the reality of it all.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Are these iterations of the same thing we’ve been examining, or are our shifts in perspective granting us special observational powers to see more?

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Funny how the same thing doesn’t appear the same when mere inches are added to or removed from the vantage point.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

As scenic as the views are from the Flåmsbana train on its perch high up on the canyon wall and with its relative breakneck speed of about 27 km/h (17 mph), the granular details available to those who can travel by foot at a speed of barely 2 km/h (1.25 mph) open scenic views in ways unimaginable on that railed rocketship.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

To paraphrase Bruce Lee: Be like water making its way through cracks…adjust to the object…and allow yourself to flow.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

The majority of these images fail to convey what we actually saw and experienced, but they are the only visual representation I have to approximate any semblance of all of the sights. As for these words, they feel like hackneyed and trite platitudes that scramble to convey something meaningful about the intensity of our experiences but mostly fall short. I am left to feel like a charlatan drowning in imposter syndrome, but I don’t know what else to do or say that will illuminate our memories should they grow weak.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Not only did we eat these wild raspberries, but we also ate all the other ripe ones we could find, and let me tell you, there were many. They were obviously all for us since nobody else stopped. I don’t even believe the other cyclists could have seen these little red treasures of good fortune as they flew by in a blur. Yummy trail delicacies picked by the person who loves you can only be enhanced by them delicately placing one between your lips while laughing at those on bikes who don’t even have the curiosity to ask what we are doing.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Ah, now I better understand the relationship between the train and what we are witnessing. They are way over there, and we are all the way over here where all the really amazing stuff is. If the passengers only knew what they were missing for the sake of convenience.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Wait a second, are we going in the wrong direction? Haven’t we already passed this cascade?

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

That’s right; your eyes are not deceiving you. We will be eating raspberries under the sun next to cascades, waterfalls, and streams while wildflowers sing and dance for the trolls hidden in places we cannot find. This is Norway, after all.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Listen to their song as they perform for the Huldra, too.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

It might be difficult to make out, but this is a village for trolls camouflaged as a bunch of mossy rocks; I know this to be fact, as a forest spirit told me so.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Whoa, this is a first in the history of Earth! NOBODY has previously witnessed this exact configuration of water flowing around these rocks, but we were here and saw it with our own eyes, even capturing the moment of uniqueness to share with others.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

We are no longer walking the bikes as we are well past the switchbacks of death but are stopping frequently because taking photos while riding bumpy gravel paths doesn’t work out very well.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

I hope that sharing so many images of this small section of the Rallarvegen would convince you that something like this would be strenuous and outside your comfort zone, so if we should ever be so lucky to visit again, we would be out here by ourselves once again, able to eat all the raspberries and listen to the rushing water all by our lonesomes.

Caroline Wise on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Caroline asked me to inform you that she is not taking a pee; she’s a woman, after all, and must squat. So what is she doing over there? My wife sometimes gets these weird ideas that there’s this perfect spot to get the optimal view of something that essentially looks the same from my perspective 10 feet away. I should admit that there are times when I get these really cute shots of her rear end (ihr Po) due to this arrangement, but I don’t share them here, they are only posted on her OnlyFans site she doesn’t know about.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

I often hear from people seeing the photos that accompany these writings that they are surprised by how nice they look, meaning that they are picking up something or other from what inspired me at the time to capture the scene. They arrive at our photos from a perspective of unfamiliarity with what I’m sharing with them, so they don’t pick up on the emotional context, sense of friendship, love, and sharing that Caroline and I felt when these memories were made. After picking the photos that speak best to what lingers in our mind’s eye, I embark on an attempt to write something that will offer the reader a sense of what we experienced by moving through such a journey of impressions.

And then there’s the phenomenon that these specific images when viewed on a future blog visit, will replay something from deep within our heads in a nearly pixel-perfect reflection of our most distant memories. Glancing at an old photo, we feel a familiarity with the particular light, color, warmth, and framing that is missing in other images of the same scenery that we didn’t capture, meaning if I see images of the exact location, they do not speak to me as much as my own. Combine those visual perceptions with what I try to find in writing, and you might start to understand my wish is to create a kind of multi-sensorial capsule that adds some small amount of context from the time when we were making these experiences so we can relive our greatest hits again and again.

Tunnel on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

We’ve christened this the Tunnel of Love because we kissed in a dark corner, out of view of the crowds trying to witness our affection.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

What has anything you’ve ever seen meant to you? Was it so meaningful that you never wanted to part with the memory? I write about rocks, trees, water, birds, insects, fish, animals, people, my wife, the sky, trails, oceans, food, music, thoughts, caves, snow, Europe, America, idiots, inspirations, and random moments, because it seems to be that life, in general, is meaningful. To those of you buying homes, amazing cars, big TVs, having children, and going on once-in-a-lifetime vacations, how is it that you don’t have even an hour, a week, or a month to share your success story with the world to inspire others? Instagram and TikTok are not avenues for stories that include the soul of feelings, though there are some funny clips and inspirational images.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

But who am I to talk? I’m like this moss here: my thoughts take a long time to accumulate; you’ll have to look at it a long time and study it if are to see and understand everything that’s going on here and who in their right mind would consider moss and granite to be a sexy thing one could be quickly influenced by? I thus fail as an influencer on so many levels. I’m not handsome (except to Caroline), I’m not built of the right proportions, meaning I’m obese (including in the eyes of Caroline), I wear none of the accouterments of cool such as piercings, gauges, tattoos, sunglasses, fashionable hair or clothes, on-brand sports gear, hats with the proper loyalty advert, or drive a car anyone would envy. I’m like the rhizoids that anchor moss to the earth, but instead of providing water and minerals to the leaves and stems, I’m providing a record of the connections that anchored people to their imaginations and gave them reasons to venture further in their journey.

Berekvam Station on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Time for a break from this long journey out of the mountains, through the forest, and down to the sea. We are stopping at Berekvam Station on the Flåmsbana rail line to sit down and have lunch.

Lunch at Berekvam Station on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

A few days ago, while in Oslo, I shared a photo of a sign for the Freia Company and hinted that the company would play a part in our vacation; this is it. Those red, yellow, and green packages that read, “Kvikk Lunsj” are KitKat-like, only better, treats that would have been the sunshine of our day had the actual sun not come out to brighten these lands. By capturing this photographic still life at the picnic table next to the rail stop while riding down a mountain to a fjord, I captured a moment that helps define our day. While this image alone could easily bring parts of the journey back, I’m still happy that there are 3,165 other posts and thousands of photos before this one that exist, leaving the two primary readers of this blog smiling at our big adventures that also include simple things.

John's new socks on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Speaking of things that exist and come into existence, this is the first day I’m wearing my newest pair of handmade socks. The yarn likely was purchased in Oregon, to the best of Caroline’s recollection. I shared a photo a week ago while we were on the train from Lund to Gothenburg, Sweden, that shows her working on this very pair, just finishing the heel, and it was well on its way to joining the other couple of dozen of Love Socks that have been knitted exclusively for me.

John Wise and Caroline Wise on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

It’s not every day we get to take a selfie at a rail crossing with bikes, but when we do take such a photo, it’s only ever been in Norway.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

How long has this monolith stood in the flow of the river? How much bigger was it a couple of thousand years ago when people were wandering through the area? While out here, we’ve not seen a sign of wildlife, nor was anyone fishing these waters, but knowing that agriculture came later to Norway, starting at the bottom of the country and traveling north over centuries, the hunter-gatherers in this area obviously had to be to sustain themselves but on what? Is the area depleted of those resources? Had only someone been keeping a blog back in 15 A.D., we might have answers. Heck, what’s wrong with the current residents not offering us a detailed overview of the flora and fauna and how it’s evolving?

Goat on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Hello Ms. Goat, resting by the trail, might you have some tasty children for us to sample? If you think I’m making some oblique reference to a Norwegian folk tale, you’d be wrong, as little did I know when taking this photo that in less than two hours, Caroline and I would be chomping on a kid.

On the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Upon arriving in the Flåmsdalen Valley, the Aurlandsfjord might already be within sight if we were drones flying down from Myrdal, but being humans utilizing bicycles to propel us, we’ll just have to wait to see the fjord. Plus, we are not in a hurry for this awesome long walk/ride to come to an end.

Rjoandefossen on the Rallarvegen between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

This is the Rjoandefossen (Rjoande Waterfall), which I believe is the second closest waterfall to the village of Flåm, about 5 kilometers (3 miles) away. For a sense of scale, this section of the waterfall is 140 meters (460 feet) tall. The closest waterfall is the Brekkefossen only 2.5 kilometers (1.5 miles) away.

Flåm Church in Flåm, Norway

Flåm Kyrka closed today for a funeral. At one time, there was a stave church here, but by 1670, it was long gone, replaced by this church.

Flåm Church in Flåm, Norway

What will we do now that we’ve missed visiting the interior of this historic church during what was likely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

Caroline Wise at Huldra Husflid in Flåm, Norway

The answer is yarn shopping, of course. Caroline thought this was a gift shop. I don’t know how she missed that on the sign by the door that it is a yarn store, but I caught it. Not in 152 years would we have guessed it were possible that something like this could exist in a village of 350 but here it is, Huldra Husflid og Kunsthandverk. It might as well have been the work of the Huldra (Forest Spirit) that materialized this little miracle here as gratitude for the people who tried to take time to understand, contemplate, and feel the environment we traveled through today. The yarn in the bags were kits that included wool, as seen in front of Caroline, that comes from Otternes Farm, which we visited yesterday. Life is magic.

Food stand in Flåm, Norway

For only $18 a burger, you, too, can eat a kid, as we did. Of course, we shared one because spending a gazillion dollars on local yarn limited our pleasure budget. Not only that, but the next big adventure pre-drained the bank account upon making the reservation.

Fjord Sauna in Flåm, Norway

After a coffee at the hotel, we mosied on over to the right side of the fjord, where a couple of floating saunas are moored. I had meant this to be a big surprise for Caroline, but I couldn’t help but share that I’d made the reservation while we were still in Arizona because I was just too excited to sit on that. Regarding my comment about the bank account, I opted for the private sauna session so we wouldn’t embarrass ourselves with our total lack of knowledge about sauna etiquette; we are shy that way. Should one be interested in a shared sauna experience, it’s only about $35 for a 90-minute session. For the Fjordsauna to be yours alone, that will cost you about $240, but how many opportunities does one have to sauna at sunset on a fjord in a UNESCO World Heritage Site?

Caroline Wise at Fjord Sauna in Flåm, Norway

There’s a trapdoor and ladder that allows us to quickly dip into the fjord to cool off from the 70 Celsius (158 Fahrenheit) steamy eucalyptus-scented air in which we are sweating. I can’t explain just how, but this experience on the fjord is impressively different from our first sauna encounter in Oslo, and the whole thing is a dramatically better moment in the heat that kills our desert temperatures in Arizona. This method of familiarizing yourself with the 13 Celsius (55 Fahrenheit) temperature of the fjord in privacy is dignified because there were no witnesses to my whining about the ice water I was dipping into. Of course, this wasn’t an issue for my tough wife, who womaned up and just got in.

Caroline Wise swimming in Aurlandfjord at Fjord Sauna in Flåm, Norway

After our sauna in Oslo that was only 50 Celsius (122 Fahrenheit), I thought we’d be lucky to enjoy 30 minutes of saunaing, but after cooling off so quickly in the fjord, stepping back into the steam treatment was a pleasure. Caroline did not have to swim out from the trapdoor; we had a deck from which we could jump off or use a ladder to step in gingerly. Caroline opted for the latter, but she at least had the guts to swim out. My reaction to the cold was too debilitating for me to trust, letting go of a hold in case I should pass out or lock up in a shiver of panic. Not only did she take a couple of swims, but she had to effectively pose for me until I got the perfect photo.

Sauna Master Lukáš Hajas in Flåm, Norway

Meet Sauna Master Lukáš, the person who offered the instruction and encouragement that ensured that our 90 minutes in the sauna were nothing short of perfect. His coordination to deliver perfect conditions on the fjord, free of rain and wind, with just the right amount of blue skies filled with dramatic clouds, allowed us to find enchantment in the Norwegian sunset, the alignment of the stars. We are full of appreciation for this incredibly friendly guy who, with an excellent sense of hospitality, gave two strangers a world-class experience that will forever live in their hearts. Yep, it was Slovakian Sauna Master Lukáš Hajas who made dreams come true on this day, a giant among Sauna Masters. Thanks, Lukáš for being a mensch.

Aurlandfjord at Fjord Sauna in Flåm, Norway

All of a sudden, the expense of the day became a bargain as the rarity of such an experience wasn’t lost on us. I don’t believe there was a thing I’d change to enhance a single second we experienced on this Thursday, but then again, the day wasn’t over yet. I nearly forgot to mention that Lukáš added emphasis on our good luck because back in July, visitors were being inundated by rain for 28 days in a row, which put a damper on summer activities. Yay, let’s celebrate beautiful skies, as not everyone gets them.

Ægir Bryggeri in Flåm, Norway

Before entering Ægir Bryggeri (Aegir Microbrewery), we dined next door at Flåmsbrygga Hotel. There was nothing extraordinary about dinner, but then came dessert and a nice conversation with our server, Jose from Chile. A brown goat cheese (you might remember the Brunost we had in Oslo) was the basis for a pannacotta topped with cloudberries, yum! Chatting with our server, we brought up the music and got to discussing Los Prisioneros, a famous Chilean band, and it turned out that this young guy loved them and put the track Tren Al Sur into the restaurant playlist. Dinner became nearly surreal here in Norway as we were listening to Los Prisioneros from Chile.

The Scenic Route to Flåm

Backstube Solli Plass in Oslo, Norway

Yesterday, I wrote about breakfast in a small shop near our hotel. Well, here we are again at Backstube Solli Plass, but this time, we are focused on the pretzel croissants as they are truly perfect while the pizza had been suboptimal in comparison. Before we got here, we stopped to talk with the front desk crew at our hotel and learned that the guy was Polish and the woman from South Africa. We discussed the cost of living, Ukrainian refugees, music, how twenty percent of cars are electric with a one-year wait on taking delivery of a new one, the near-absolute sense of safety here, and, in relationship to that last point, how 12 Norwegian police officers have died on duty since the end of World War II. One can easily surmise that I had to know how this compared to the U.S. and the numbers I found only go back to 1970, so please consider that 25 years of statistics are missing. Since 1970, approximately 6,000 police officers in the U.S. died in the line of duty, and quite obviously, America with a significantly larger population means I need to take that into account. So, adjusted for population size, if Norway were as violent as the U.S., they would have experienced more than 300 police deaths since 1970 but instead have only suffered through 12 since 1945.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

Over the course of the next 14 images, you will see us traveling on the Bergensbanen between Oslo and Myrdal, where we’ll be transferring to the Flåmsbana while many of the other passengers will continue on to Bergen, Norway. I took over 300 photos to get to the 14 I felt were okay to share because of windows that are less than clean, are catching early morning sunlight, are producing weird rainbows and spots due to the polarized window covering, or simply because shooting photos is more difficult when the train will not take a pause for me to better capture the beauty of the landscape racing by.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

The Bergensbanen route between Oslo and Bergen, Norway, is considered “one” of the most scenic train rides on Earth, but as I said before, we are leaving the train in Myrdal where the “most” scenic train on earth, the Flåmsbana, will deliver us to Flåm where we will stay the next couple of nights.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

I try to keep my attention focused on what’s on the other side of my window, but voices come through the noise and inform me that we are traveling with a considerable number of fellow Americans. Watching them is to witness a tragic comedy as when they move about, they are compelled to take their things with them, such as to the toilet, while Europeans just leave their stuff at their seat. Obviously, we Americans do not trust one another because our brethren are common thieves and brigands. We’ve not only lost faith in ourselves but in humanity too and cannot properly perceive the environment in which are currently finding ourselves and adapt our behaviors. Everyone is potentially bad from the American perspective.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

The nature of Norway is starting to sink in as we move further west across the landscape and gain a better appreciation of what’s out here. While we’ve always wanted to visit this country and have seen what feels like the same dozen photographs of a few iconic locations from the fjords, it’s the places in between that will determine if we will be drawn back.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

Looking across the Strandafjorden to the town of Ål about 220 kilometers (137 miles) west of Oslo.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

I believe we’ve entered the Ustaoset area should you want to see our approximate location on the map. I suppose that while we were on the train, we could have had a map open to note where we were, but who wants to bother with staring at a screen when what’s all around you warrants paying attention to the novel instead of the purely informational? How I found the locations was by considering the landscape features and then checking satellite images along the path our train traveled before zooming in to potential locations where there might be some level of Streetview.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

We got a tip that some of the best views of the journey would be coming up on the south side of the train, so we left our seats on the north side and headed for the galley, hoping to nab a couple of seats in front of a window and luckily enough, we got them. But we also got what amounted to a front-row seat to, you guessed it, more Americans behaving poorly. Just how oblivious media-savvy people who can afford to take these kinds of pricey excursions are to the way things work in other places is beyond me. Are there really no travel influencers out there that these doltish freaks follow? “No, we do not have larger cups, one size, that’s it. No, we do not have ice for your drink. Isn’t this a cliche by now? No, we do not have larger bottles of water.” The entitlement of my fellow Americans knows no bounds. Please, countrymen, watch the Tik-Toks about travel tips and differences between countries you are traveling in instead of portraying America as a backwater of hapless rubes.

While Germans and Brits are starting to share in the title of being a trash culture, my axe is ground with regard to the country that has an outsized influence on the world. Our examples have a normalizing effect on what was too often considered declasse in previous times. If being vulgar and unaware is a sign of modernity, then I’m happy to be speeding towards my own death. Mind you, the majority of Americans traveling here with us are over 40; they are the ones who can afford international travel away from a discounted cruise ship, to be specific. I really would like to expect better.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

While we lose the sanctity of space to those around us who will flaunt their lack of knowledge and cultural respect, we have gained the best seats on the train to witness the countryside through which we are traveling. We are passing through Haugastøl; if you are an avid bicyclist, you should consider spending some time right here and renting a bike to ride the 81 kilometers (50 miles) to Flåm. Don’t worry if that’s too far for you as there’s a ride to Finse that’s a 56-kilometer (35 miles) roundtrip, or you can take the train to Finse and ride downhill to Flåm, which you can knock out in about 5-6 hours and then take the train back to Haugastøl. Since starting to write about this part of our journey, I’ve also learned that there’s the opportunity to visit and hike the nearby Hardangerjøkulen glacier.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

As you ride your bike out of Haugastøl toward Finse, this is the Rallarvegen trail you’ll be taking. Purpose-built for those who desire the slow road and are not interested in sharing it with cars, the Rallarvegen opened in 1974 and has been welcoming visitors ever since. You can see the trail on the right in the photo; that is not a road for cars.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

Coordinating the timing of your visit with the weather might prove difficult as later in Flåm, we’ll learn that 2023 was an exceptionally wet summer, with July having seen 28 days of rain, but then again, on checking for the number of rain days Finse sees compared to Flåm I saw that Finse only has about 117 days of rain per year compared to Flåm with 233 days. This ride becomes more and more intriguing for Caroline and me. Regarding the elevation, we are only at about 1,000 meters or 3,300 feet above sea level.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

It’s so incredibly beautiful out here, and to an extent, reminds me of Alaska off the beaten path. Should we ever again find ourselves in the position to revisit Scandinavia, I should invest extra effort to keep us remote and away from any tourist hubs though I have no regrets of having visited Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Oslo, feeling that we gained more than what we had to endure on occasion.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

With a serious amount of certainty, I believe I can claim that we are next to the Hardangerjøkulen glacier, which can be seen between the two saddles on the left and also means that the body of water is the Finsevatnet Lake.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

The idyllic state of appearance and lack of crowds offer a silent scream beckoning Caroline and me to return while our eyes seduce hearts into obliging this call of nature. It’s so beautiful outside the train, and the person next to me is ravishingly beautiful too, though the human environment around us veers into the ugly. To write about the other side of the window is made difficult due to the noise pollution clogging my ears, but if I were to plug in my headphones, I’d be shutting out the one I love.

Bergensbanen train between Oslo and Bergen, Norway

What’s better than two waterfalls within view? Well, I’m not exactly sure, as stating the obvious would be a failure of imagination.

Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

We’ve pulled into Myrdal, where some of us are transferring to the Flåmsbana train that will carry us from 867 meters (2,844 feet) of elevation down to sea level at the foot of the Aurlandsfjord which is a branch of the Sognefjord. Keep in mind, as I wrote earlier, this is supposed to be the “most” scenic train route on earth.

Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

We are pointed in the wrong direction; that is not the fjord we are heading to. It’s Reinungavatnet Lake, but the view is delightful anyway. A technical point worth noting, somehow this image came together, though it is made of multiple images. Yep, it’s a panorama.

Kjosfossen seen from the Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

We’ve only been gone a few minutes, and we’re already stopping. This here is known as the Kjosfossen waterfall and also our introduction to the folklore of the Huldra. I need to back up as we did not learn of Huldra (a forest spirit) here at the waterfall but found out after arriving back home. Up toward the righthand side of the photo is a ruin where a woman appeared, dancing in a flowing red dress accompanied by a booming soundtrack of some song competing with the (preferred by us) sound of the crashing waterfall. Maybe this was meant to appeal to the Game of Thrones or any number of Viking-themed series on Netflix crowd, but we who enjoy our nature unadulterated by childishness should think twice before dipping toes into activities enjoyed by tourists instead of travelers.

Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

But things are hardly all bad as the majority of our experiences bubble up from the cauldron of wow, becoming moments reminiscent of a million sparkles of sunlight on the shimmering surface of the sea that spring into existence and instantly are taken over by a million others in fleeting moments of delight. Looking into the cracks, crevices, and corners of nature, it is easy to find seductive beauty even in the blur of it all going by. When the intimacy of merging into the landscape begins to take over there’s a kind of cleansing that happens under the hose of infinity impressions. This should be the primary desire of going on vacation so we emerge renewed after the flow of it all washes through us.

Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

Mountain lake, forest, waterfalls, deep green valley floor, a nice stream, and it all leads to a fjord and a small village; maybe this really is the most scenic train route on earth.

Flåmsbana train between Myrdal and Flåm, Norway

The warm tones of the interior of the train lent a sense of being on an old-fashioned railcar, contributing to the romantic notion that a slow mountain trek conveys being somewhere special, which this was. The great news is that this won’t be our only journey on this line because tomorrow morning, we are taking the train north back to Myrdal to rent a couple of bikes and ride right back down to Flåm, where we just landed.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

With this kind of weather, there was no doubt that we were going to take a nice long walk after checking into the Fretheim Hotel that is just behind us, looking out on the Aurlandsfjord.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

My naïveté is such that my ideas of what constituted a fjord had to include steep mountains lining the deep waters that sliced between the towering granite monoliths. Little did I know that when we reached Roskilde nearly ten days ago, I’d be having my first encounter with a fjord. Prior to leaving on this grand adventure, I thought this visit to Flåm was going to be our first-ever experience of meeting a fjord, and by now, we’ve already been sailing on one aboard a Viking ship.

Walking next to Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

We are walking down the west side of the fjord towards Aurland, with a destination being the old Otternes Farmyard.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

There’s a turnoff up the road somewhere, not that we’re in a hurry. We’re out here alone with nobody ahead and no one behind. The crowds are milling around the services for those who have left the massive city on a cruise ship.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

Otternes Farmyard in the late afternoon, minutes before it was supposed to close. The information Caroline had was that the park closed at 5:00 p.m., so we hoofed it up the steep trail so we might at least grab a photo of the fjord from on high. No worries, the park is more or less open 24 hours a day because there are no gates or admission fees.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

This historic farmyard from the early 1700s overlooks the Aurlandfjord and consists of 27 buildings.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

Had you hiked up the trail bringing us to this steep, narrow slice of land, you too would wonder, why farm here? The only answer can be, “Because it’s so strikingly beautiful.”

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

The last residents moved out only in 1996, though some sheep and goats continue to maintain part of the grounds.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

While I made the assumption that this place is wide open and never closes, near the information poster was an RV that looked abandoned and a car that we thought must belong to the person overseeing the grounds, so at any minute, it felt as though someone might appear and ask us to leave. Never did we see anyone else, but the uncertainty had us moving fairly quickly to see as much of the farmyard as we could because who knows when we would be lucky enough again to make another visit.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

This was one of the rare times we didn’t sample the fruit. While there were apples galore on the tree, our previous experience in Sweden showed us that the apples weren’t ripe yet. No matter, as the view was so sweet, it made up for what we passed over.

Looking back to Flåm from Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

This is the view looking back at Flåm, and the haze that fills the background was coming from the enormous cruise ship docked there, running its engines from the minute it arrived until its departure five or six hours later. This is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and yet, for the sake of tourism dollars/euros/kroner, this giant pollution machine is allowed to spoil the environment of those who call this home while taking away from the pristine nature that should exist here. How do I know for certain it’s the ship that creating the fouled air? You can see the smoke stack billowing brown air, and further north, the air is beautifully clean.

Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

About the air quality, the distant shore is further away than the shore at Flåm.

View of Aurlandsfjord from Otternes Farm in Aurland, Norway

I wrote earlier that the Aurlandfjord is a branch of the Sognefjord, which is out there to the left somewhere. We might catch a glimpse of it when we take our cruise over to Gudvangen on the Nærøyfjord the day after tomorrow, but those details will show up after I get to writing that post. As for the details of the Sognefjord, its system is the longest in Norway at about 200 kilometers (125 miles) in length, and the deepest part of the fjord is near Høyanger at 1,308 meters (4,291 feet) below sea level, about 55 kilometers (34 miles) from here.

Walking next to Aurlandsfjord in Aurland, Norway

The world is ours alone at the most critical moments when beauty is resonating for those who have a deeper appreciation of the things that sing to the senses and beg for hungry hearts to take it all in.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

Imagine walking in nature’s cathedral where the sanctity of the nave is being despoiled by the grinding engine of commerce in the form of an idling ship carrying 6,000 belching, farting, shitting gluttons, who primarily experience their travels from a microcosm of the place they left behind.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

Memories are like shadowy ripples bound to disappear regardless of how you try to keep them near, but for the moments you stood somewhere and found yourself lost in thoughts trying to find meaning out of abstractions, you were changing everything that you would ever be because we are not able to look into the incomprehensible and not find ourselves changed. What it all meant or what it was reflecting might fade to mysteries, but for a moment, you may have been present and fortunate to have been so.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

Hey, lone boat in front of me; I am done with the daylight and grant you permission to carry it away when I’m not looking. I promise not to stand here hidden in the bushes to witness your secrets of how days give way to night as I’m still in love with the things I don’t really want to understand.

Aurlandsfjord in Flåm, Norway

Oh, how I was reluctant to reserve a couple of places at the Fretheim Hotel dinner buffet because we all know that a buffet is the lowest common denominator of tourist food where people afraid of new flavors congregate for a grazing orgy, but how wrong I was turned into a delight. How many types of pickled, grilled, curried types of fish would you like to place upon a thin slice of buttered bread? Are locally cured meats and Norwegian cheeses more to your liking? They are well-represented at the tables featuring the flavors of the area, not of Ohio, Mannheim, or Swindon. The variety of bread, desserts, and warm dishes was spectacular, allowing us to linger and enjoy ourselves instead of gorging on animal fodder.

Our busser was an Argentinian named Alexis, who was awesome about sharing her experiences of working as a seasonal hire here in the small town of Flåm. She’s also worked as an air steward, cruise ship staff, and server, as they have all afforded her the means of traveling and seeing the world while inflation in her home country runs at nearly 100%. Adding to the economic problems of her home country, Alexis also comes from a small town where life feels like a dead-end situation.

It was nearly 9:00 p.m. and by that point, I’d written nothing meaningful of the day, no matter the effort to have pen in hand and notebook open and ready to receive my thoughts. So it goes after these 12 days of Scandinavia and 47 trillion impressions.

Oslo All Day

Oslo, Norway

So far, during our stay in Scandinavia, breakfast has been included in the cost of our room, but not today. For the two of us, we were looking at about $55 for the hotel buffet, and while we were assured that everything on it was organic, it was a bitter pill. We headed towards our bus stop, figuring we’d find a bakery, and were proven right. Occupying a couple of stools in the front window, we sat down to share a pretzel croissant, a cream-filled pastry, and a slice of pizza, along with a couple of coffees for only $13 or 140 Norwegian Kroner. Our view offered us the opportunity to watch Oslo going to work and school on foot, scooter, and bicycle. There are a lot of electric cars and e-bikes on these streets, too. Lots of women are wearing dresses, far more than I ever see in the States, while men conform to the international business attire code of blue slacks, light shirts, and tan shoes, and maybe half of everyone carries a backpack. In the 30 minutes we spent grazing and people-watching, a licensed beggar sitting right in front of us with her back to the window did not see a single coin dropped in her cup. I point out that she’s licensed as beggars have to wear lanyards with their badge of authorization, a first for us.

Oslo, Norway

We were just across the street from our bus stop and are still getting used to the fact that pedestrians have the right of way and just keep moving when entering a striped crosswalk; cars will yield. If the intersection is controlled by walk/don’t walk signs, the public waits, although even those signs feel like mere suggestions. Once on the bus, signs asking for civility are strewn about, such as this one asking people to keep their feet off of the seats. Also, notice that USB connections are offered and that nothing is written or carved into the panels. Hey, America, are we animals?

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

We’ve arrived out on the Bygdøy Peninsula and are early, which is perfectly økey døkey with us as we have some time to take in a different view of the Oslofjord on a perfect day. Who wouldn’t want to do exactly that?

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen are memorialized here at the Fram Museum for their courage in being the first five men to reach the South Pole.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

There are five museums out here in Bygdøy, but one of the must-sees is currently closed until approximately 2026, which is unfortunate as they have the best-preserved and largest known Viking ship excavated from a burial site, the Oseberg Ship.

Caroline Wise standing in Oslofjord on Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It was bound to happen at least once on this trip to the watery lands of the north, and with time to spare this morning, it seemed like a great time to kick off the shoes and step into Oslofjord. I have to wonder if anyone else’s feet in the history of humanity have bathed in so many diverse locations from around our earth as Caroline, who has stepped into the Pacific and Atlantic oceans, the North, Baltic, and Mediterranean seas, the Gulf of Mexico, and countless lakes and rivers including the majority of America’s biggest rivers.

Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

I found a mention of this being the Bygdøynes Light or maybe Lantern, with no other supporting information than a guess that it’s managed by the Norwegian Maritime Museum. Just after taking this photo, we dipped into that museum and snapped off a couple of images but were more excited to get into the Fram Museum next door.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

More wow on this trip, this time in the form of the wooden ship that delivered a crew to the Antarctic, allowing Olav Bjaaland, Oscar Wisting, Roald Amundsen, Sverre Hassel, and Helmer Hanssen to be the first five people to ever visit the South Pole. If you don’t know the story, here’s a quick synopsis: Roald Amundsen and his crew set sail in the summer of 1910 on the polar ship Fram for the Arctic, but when they reached Madeira, Portugal, the captain told his crew that they were, in fact, going to the Antarctic. They landed in January 1911 and, by mid-December of the same year, had reached the South Pole. A month before Robert F. Scott arrived, too late.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The ship is packed with original gear and artifacts from the time of the expedition, except for this creepy guy, who I believe is a prop and not a mummified original crew member.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Not only were we able to visit the deck, quarters, and galley, but also climbed nearly to the bottom of the hull. We peered into the engine room and were able to check out the storage areas with furs and other equipment that helped sustain the Norwegian explorers.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

With a windmill up on deck to generate electricity, the Fram was equipped with electric lights, which must have been a luxury.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

In 1935, it took more than two months to pull the ship onto dry land and its final resting place where the structure housing it was built. It was only in 2018 that further restoration work opened the crew quarters and other areas below deck to the visiting public. Right there in the center of the photo is the windmill that supplied the crew with electricity.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

The lighting of Fram left a lot to be desired, and while I’m sure my phone would have better captured the available light, the quality of those images is just too poor. A tripod would have helped, but rarely, if ever, are those things allowed into and onto historic exhibits, so my images are a bit on the dark side. As intrigued as we were seeing the Vasa over in Stockholm, this ship, too required us to capture what we could to memorialize the day we stood on her decks and were able to explore such a historic part of the age of polar exploration.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

It’s crazy to think that just about 110 years ago, the first people explored the South Pole via a wooden boat without a two-way radio, and today, we deploy solar-array powered space telescopes orbiting the sun a million miles from Earth. The engine on the Fram had about 700 horsepower, while the Ariane 5 rocket that launched the James Webb Space Telescope had the equivalent of more than 3 million horsepower.  While Amundson’s crew was capturing black & white images in the equivalent of 8 to 10 megapixels compared to today, the James Webb telescope is sending us images that, after processing, can be as large as 123 megapixels. The tragedy that is apparent when I consider the progress we’ve made collectively is that the ship of humanity is listing while our tools have eclipsed the ability of our individual minds to rise to the occasion and propel our species into the future.

Fram Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

Fram, Norwegian for forward. It should be the motto of humanity instead of Frykt, Norwegian for fear. If you ask me, fear should be pronounced “Fukt.”

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the third museum we visited this morning; it plays host to the efforts of Thor Heyerdahl. The Kon-Tiki raft, made of balsa wood and other native materials, proved Heyerdahl’s theory that early explorers could have traversed the Pacific Ocean on such a raft just as he and five others did back in 1947. Regarding the specifics of his other controversial claims, I don’t rightly care as I was more fascinated by the details of their precarious journey that carried them on a 101-day, 4,300-nautical-mile (5,000-mile or 8,000 km) adventure over the vast ocean.

Kon-Tiki Museum on the Bygdøy Peninsula in Oslo, Norway

This is the other craft in the Kon-Tiki Museum, the Ra II papyrus boat, which carried Heyerdahl and six others across the Atlantic Ocean.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Done with yet another museum and onto the next, the Norwegian Folk Museum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Similar to the Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden we visited less than a week ago, the folk museum looks at elements scattered across the history of Norway. Drawing from buildings and artifacts that could be moved out here to Bygdøy, these things were collected, rebuilt, and put on display in order to preserve parts of Norwegian history that would otherwise disappear.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

There are 160 buildings representing Norway from the past 500 years on display here, with many of them open for a visit. The ones that are locked up are likely open for visitation during the main tourist season. This also then has us asking if there are more people on hand in period clothes to help the buildings come to life…

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

…such as this old grocery store from Oslo announcing milk and delicatessen goods sold by this young lady at the counter.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

This was as far as we could go in the pharmacy, as it was like many of the exhibits, protected by a plexiglass barrier.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

A guided tour would have been great here as, aside from impressions, there’s not a lot to be learned, with signage being at a minimum.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Being present in these environments, even without a narrative, works for Caroline and me as once we’re home, we have the ability to discover more about the history of the people, art, architecture, culture, and politics with the experience of having been immersed in places where we gained some small amount of the sense of things and are now ready to contextualize what we are learning.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The buildings here at the Norwegian Folk Museum are not recreations; they are authentic, and so I understand why they can’t really be put to work, but all the same, I can easily imagine a space where we could sit down for a meal set to some point a few hundred years ago. This is something that Colonial Williamsburg in Virginia does exceptionally well.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I would be remiss if I forgot to share that Caroline had recommended that we pick up a couple of Oslo City Passes that paid for our transportation and museum entries for 24 hours; it turned out to be a great deal. If someone is visiting Oslo for a few days, the 72-hour city pass is an incredible bargain at only $80 for 35 museums, busses, trains, and even the public ferry.

This old farmhouse was once the home of the Lende family from Jæren, Sweden.

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Sadly, the City Pass didn’t convince the driver of the horsecart to let us get on board.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Wow, an original stave church from the 1200s. This one was moved to Bygdøy from Gol, a couple of hundred kilometers north of Oslo, back in 1884.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Somewhere in here is a stave with a rune that reads, “Kiss me because I struggle.”

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

These churches were Christian, though some of the imagery and forms evoke something pagan for me. As for the term stave church, the name is derived from the fact that the support structures are vertical posts and planks, known as staves. Considering that these medieval buildings were made exclusively of wood, we are lucky that even one of them survived the intervening 800 to 900 years.

Stave Church at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I suppose this could negate my previous statement about being built exclusively of wood, but I hope you get what I meant, as it was not implied there were no iron flourishes here and there.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary people, I now return you to that part of the story where the fiber arts are center stage again. These four straps are examples of backstrap weaving.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

When one begins to understand the efforts made by our ancestors to create culturally unique clothing for pageantry, marriage, special occasions, or just to look one’s best, these clothes begin to take on extra significance, especially in contrast to the mass-market clothing that from certain perspectives reveal that it is only the rare individual who actually wears anything unique in our modern age.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve often heard the argument that without a job, people would have no purpose; I’ve even heard this from women who deride the idea of being “just” a housewife or mother. First of all, mothering is the single most important thing half of humanity is capable of doing at some point in their lives. If Caroline had more free time, we’d have a coverlet handwoven by her, but to weave the length required and then sew them together is a Herculean effort, and that’s even before considering creating embellishments such as borders or fringes. The same applies to our clothes, hats, straps, pouches, bags, and other things that would benefit from flourishes of handcrafted beauty. Having free time, extraordinary amounts at times, allows us to discover and create greater meaning regarding many facets of our lives that we’d never discover otherwise, such as this incredible opportunity I indulge in by writing about the experiences shared by Caroline and me.

Fiber Arts at the Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

The Stradivarius violin has a reputation for being a work of art, but what of things like this well-worn loom with perfect lines and a hidden history of the cloth that was made thread by thread and possibly worn by someone of significance that impacted all of our lives?

Norwegian Folk Museum in Oslo, Norway

Who among us would have the skills to make a hand-carved wooden wine jug that wouldn’t leak? I’m guessing this vessel had something to do with drink and merriment as the two guys at the table have glasses in their hands while one is empty, awaiting the jug of drink. My first thought was how something like this was sealed from dripping away its contents, and good ‘ol artificial intelligence guru Claude offered me multiple ideas of how to accomplish such a thing, but I’m opting for a combo. Claude shared info about using precision-carved wood staves. The vessel sure does seem to feature those that would be bound by willow or metal bands, and while I don’t know if they are willow, they are certainly bounding bands that wrap the pitcher. I also learned about various substances that could be used to line the interior, and in my mind, I’ve settled on wax as being the most neutral for serving alcohol.

After our Norwegian Folk Museum experience, we were ready for more Norwegian nourishment and ate in the museum’s cafeteria before heading back to the city center.

Caroline Wise at Fru Kvist Yarn in Oslo, Norway

The availability of yarn in a city must be a measure of civility. For the second time in two days, here’s Caroline with yet more of the fluffy stuff, this time from Fru Kvist Yarn. By this fact alone, Oslo has become more and more sophisticated from our viewpoint, but then take into account that the skeins Caroline is holding are yak wool from Mongolia and undyed Norwegian yarn, and I think my wife is ready to call Oslo home.

Opera House in Oslo, Norway

It’s seven weeks since we stood here at the foot of Oslofjord and about five and a half weeks since we came home that I’m writing this post, and I’m yet to miss a day of doing such. As a matter of fact, writing actually intensified after our return because there was no sightseeing from within a Phoenix coffee shop while I tried to tease a cohesive narrative out of my notebooks and photos to create a lasting story that would remind Caroline and me of the many beautiful things and places we enjoyed during our time in Europe and specifically Scandinavia. I work relentlessly on this process since I’m afraid if I take a day off, I’ll lose momentum or forget to finish the trip (it’s happened before). And so, I turn to the coffee shop literally every morning without fail in order to channel my attention to hopefully discovering some tiny amount of finesse in describing experiences that have more or less been had by many millions by this time. Consider, though, that maintaining a bead on all things vacation leads to some serious tunnel vision and that there are times I wish to be someplace, any place else but here at the keyboard, exploring my mind for the possibility that I can discover an insight meaningful not just to us but others who might stumble on these posts.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

The title of these posts from Oslo, Norway, would better be served with “Wrong Impressions of Oslo Cured By Destroying Misperceptions.” I can readily admit that I wasn’t exactly drawn into making a pilgrimage to a museum that could only be focused on the single piece of art that Edvard Munch is internationally known for. Everyone wants to see The Scream, and I honestly believed it was the only thing of his that was known. Of course, I was wrong, just as I’ve been about almost everything here in Oslo.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Some forty or so years ago, when I first learned of this piece titled The Scream, I was enchanted by its sense of the apocalyptic, but in the intervening years, I grew bored of it as overblown media saturation, and its place in the meme foodchain removed its gravity. Seeing it in person is okay and satisfies the collection of cultural treasures experienced firsthand, but it’s smaller than I thought. Then we learn that each of the three versions on display is on a cycle that helps protect them from exposure to light, so if we want to see the most famous of them, it’ll be about an hour before it cycles back. We were fully prepared to have only seen this black-and-white version because what else did Munch do? To those of you who might not know, Munch is pronounced: “Moonk.”

Strindberg Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

NO WAY!!! I’ve known this portrait of August Strindberg since I bought my Penguin Classics copy of Inferno/From an Occult Diary, but I didn’t realize that it was painted by Edvard Munch.

Munch Portrait at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I’ve also been aware of this portrait of the artist himself, but never once have I really considered the provenance. Not far from these portraits hangs a colorful portrait of German philosopher Friederich Nietzsche, which bears some slight resemblance to The Scream, except Nietzsche is on the other side of the bridge, and he’s not in the pose of a scream. I think that it’s a subtle nod that Nietzsche’s screams are from within and that he’s on the side of reality where losing one’s mind can still be salvaged.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

In yesterday’s post, while writing about the Oslo Cathedral, I was pondering who influenced whom, while Caroline pointed out that the ceiling of the church was painted by Hugo Lous Mohr. Well, it was this painting here by Munch that raised the question.

The Scream at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

I honestly didn’t think we’d be around to see this version of The Scream, but here we are and have now seen all three.

The Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

On one of the floors of this large museum is an area where there are a number of carvings (based on a number of Munch pieces) embedded in a table. An ample supply of paper and wax pigments allows aspiring artists and others wanting to have fun to grab a seat and start rubbing images into the paper as a souvenir of their time at the Munch Museum. This was Caroline’s attempt at the art of frottage.

John Wise at the Munch Museum in Oslo, Norway

Self-portrait with seldom-seen hair out of ponytail.

The Mother at Inger Munch’s Pier in Oslo, Norway

This huge sculpture is called The Mother and was created by U.K. artist Tracey Emin, who was inspired by Munch to become an artist. This is a relatively new addition to Oslo prompted by local Norwegians who petitioned the city to build the location with access to swimming in the fjord during the earliest days of the COVID-19 epidemic. The reclaimed land was christened Inger Munch’s Pier after the youngest sister of Edvard Munch. I almost forgot to point out that even the Munch Museum is new and only opened in October 2021.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

The idea of creating a giant public plaza sloping up from sea level to a viewpoint allowing visitors to look over the city, was a brilliant one. Caroline and I are on our way up.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

By making the architecture of the opera accessible to Osloers and tourists alike, the building becomes incredibly familiar and personal, removing some of the sense of exclusivity that often is a part of the opera which is typically only visited by paying guests on performance days.

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

Now, the opera is available to everyone who wishes to create a kind of mini-performance piece where they are the actors with the city creating the soundtrack.

The white aluminum-clad exterior of the stage tower is meant to evoke old weaving patterns, which is likely part of the reason Caroline was compelled to reach out and touch it.

The Opera in Oslo, Norway

Time to put a mark on future travel plans to return to Oslo and gather a few other views from this remarkable building, but will we ever be so fortunate again to be treated to two consecutive beautiful days of perfect weather?

Caroline Wise at the Opera in Oslo, Norway

I could have hung out here from sunrise to sunset just to study the light and the flow of people as they become part of a story developing on the shore of Oslofjord. I now have so many questions about the construction of this plaza and a curiosity about what other buildings the architects might have contributed to.

Edvard Munch grave at Vår Frelsers Gravlund in Oslo, Norway

Vår Frelsers Gravlund (Cemetery of Our Saviour) is where you’ll find the gravesite of the man who will Scream no more, Edvard Munch. In another corner of the cemetery, you may visit the grave of Henrik Ibsen who’s not penned a play in more than 117 years.

Gamle Aker District in Oslo, Norway

From the cemetery, our path took us through the Gamle Aker District.

Oslo, Norway

For a brief moment, we thought we were entering a sketchy area where someone loves sluts, but just as quickly, we were back in the safe arms of a city with but a few smudges, as far as we could tell.

Oslo Street Food in the Torggata Bad building in Oslo, Norway

Not wanting to take anything for granted, how it worked out that we passed a dozen other places to eat before settling on the Oslo Street Food was a stroke of good luck that feels inexplicable that everything else didn’t strike a chord. This former home to Oslo’s largest indoor pool, called Torggata Bad, now hosts a multicultural selection of foods uncommon to the Norwegian palate. While the food court stops serving at 10:00 p.m. on weeknights, this place becomes a nightclub on weekends, open until 3:00, with the former pool area serving as the dance floor. It was on that pool floor where Caroline and I shared a tonkatsu don from Gohan and empanadas from De Mi Tierra.

After a short walk following dinner, we opted for a tram ride to the hotel as the extra mile felt impossible. The sauna had the same difficulty enticing us to step in as tired was overtaking us. Tomorrow, we will embark on another six-hour train ride, considered one of the most scenic on earth.

Norway, Here We Come

Stockholm Central Station, Sweden

We woke up within minutes before the alarm would have provided a waking nudge, still within the four o’clock hour. A little more than a half-hour later we arrived at the train station, pulling the suitcase of audible annoyance, and said goodbye to Stockholm. We picked up a little something or other for breakfast, figuring we’d be able to get more food in the cafe on the train should we get seriously hungry before our arrival in Oslo, Norway, at noon.

Breakfast on the train from Stockholm, Sweden

Oops, did I ever know that our 1st class ticket included breakfast? With no recollection of this luxury as part of our purchase so many weeks ago, we were pleasantly surprised when the steward came around handing out boxes that included a roll with ham and cheese, yogurt with a small packet of granola, apple juice, a slice of bread with butter, and milk for your coffee or tea.

About an hour east of Stockholm, Sweden

Riding the train at 200 km/h (125 mph) is a good metaphor for life as the world streams by and nothing can be grabbed. Fleeting moments might be captured if one is inclined to look outward but we’ll first have to look up from our routines or boredom to discover there are a great many wonderful impressions worth savoring. Meanwhile, many will remain on track following the dictates of habit, afraid to derail as the unknown arrives with fears and uncertainty.

Lake in Sweden next to the train route to Oslo, Norway

Look at those aboard the train with us; some sleep through the journey, while others apparently require social media to tolerate their time with themselves lest it lead to boredom, and a few appear to be working. Then there’s me looking into the treeline to catch sight of a wolf looking out at us. Passing fields, I hunt for hawks that have already accomplished the same and are feasting on their prey. Passing by a lake, I wonder if the fisherman has caught his.

We see a sign pointing to Sundsjön and think about what that place might be like, but it turns out the sign was for Västra Sundsjön, which is a lake. Fall is starting to show its colors, with yellow and gold leaves replacing the green ones that have been present all summer. The change of seasons has me considering sitting in the same place a few months from now when the landscape is blanketed with snow, but then I’m reminded how the warm bodies of us passengers are producing the kind of humidity that obscures the view with wet, foggy windows.

Passing over the Klarälven River in Karlstad, Sweden

I’ve searched far and wide for a glimpse of a moose, but other than on souvenirs, I’ve not seen a hint of them. Are we too far south? Traveling by train, I find my view quite limited if I try to look ahead and feel about the same if I try to see where we’ve come from. The point is that even when we are concerned with taking in what’s around us, our perspective will always be momentary and fractional of what the totality is. Leaving the vehicle while it’s speeding forward is not recommended, but as it does stop, will we be prepared to find spontaneity on occasion to venture into a place at once unfamiliar and uncertain to bring us into something profound?

In Karlstad, Sweden, we shift dimensions and modes of transport as the rest of our journey to Oslo, Norway, will be by bus, which will also slow significantly compared to the high-speed rail that got us this far. From peaceful quiet on the train, we transfer to the rambunctious chaos of the real world on a bus. I continue my search for wolves and moose while better than half of our fellow passengers have been lulled to sleep, judging by the awkward positions of their heads and the relative quiet that has settled in. If it weren’t for the 12 hours that would have been required to cover the 220 kilometers from Karlstad to Oslo, we would have been on bikes and able to stop here on the shore of the Klarälven River.

Border crossing between Sweden and Norway

We’ve reached the Norwegian border, next stop: Oslo.

Subway in Oslo, Norway

When we got into town, we wasted no time and headed straight to the subway train that would get us close to our abode for the next two nights: Guldsmeden Hotel Oslo.

Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

At check-in, we were given a pleasant surprise that our room had been upgraded to the bridal suite that not only had a big brass deep bathtub in front of our bed (that we’d not have time to use) but also came with a private sauna that we would acquaint ourselves with later this evening. However, with all of that blue sky smiling down on us outside, there was no time to luxuriate in our fantastic room, so we peeled ourselves away and got busy.

Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

The plan, which is similar to other plans when arriving in a new city, was to get to the yarn store and get the fiber collection duties out of the way, but a funny thing happened on the way. We were walking up Parkveien, the same street we were staying on, when we saw a big park that also featured a large royal palace we could detour around, and seeing we were early, we’d not miss our real destination by taking a moment for sightseeing beyond the street we were traveling on.

Guard at the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Hey Norway, while your royal guards carry weaponry that appears ready for deadly riots or combat compared to your Swedish cohorts and their simple rifles, you could learn a thing or two from the Swedes regarding uniforms, especially the headgear. Nothing says badass quite like a helmet with a chrome buttplug on it that inspires thoughts of the film Everything Everywhere All at Once.

Palace Park next to the Royal Palace in Oslo, Norway

Now finished with denigrating the Norwegian Royal Guard, we took a left through the park to see if we were now ready to avoid distraction.

Oslo, Norway

Whenever entering a new city, especially the capital of another country, we are keenly alert to what unique characteristics might define the architecture, lending a sense of what this nationality brings to this place.

Caroline Wise at Tjorven Yarn in Oslo, Norway

Witness this historic moment for yourself as Caroline, for the first time in her life is purchasing yarn in Norway. Should you think there must be a limit to this yarn acquisition madness, you’d be mistaken, as I’m fairly certain we have no less than 1,000 skeins of this stuff at home. I can already hear the whine from my drama queen wife, “But we didn’t have any from Tjorven yarn in Oslo, so this Drops brand is like me taking a part of Norway home with us…and shut up anyway, you know this sock yarn is all about you!”

Freia Chocolate in Oslo, Norway

Little did we know on this day how important the Freia company would become to us once we reached Myrdal, Norway, but that story will have to wait a few days.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

I wonder how many visitors to this blog tire of our formulaic approach to visiting a city, from yarn store direct to a church, and today is no different as we are about to pay a visit to the Oslo Cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is the 900-year-old Devil of Oslo, and while the Oslo Cathedral was only completed 326 years ago, in 1697, the carving of a man being attacked by a dragon and a lion was recovered from St. Hallvard’s Cathedral, Oslo’s original cathedral, from the 12th century. After a fire in 1624, St. Hallvard was abandoned and left to decay. While the ruin remains not too far away from here, this relic is now part of the wall of the “new” cathedral.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

The Right Reverend Kari Veiteberg appears to be the first woman to ever hold the bishop title here in Oslo. Like so many other churches in the 16th century, this church broke away from Roman Catholicism to become an Evangelical Lutheran denomination, but it would take almost 500 years before a woman would take the helm.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

This is one of the more peculiar paintings I’ve seen on the ceiling of a cathedral, and have to wonder if it’s not a bullseye maliciously painted on by the departing Catholics as a target where God should aim his vengeance for the Norwegians joining the Reformation or maybe it’s a new age relic from the 1970s.

Oslo Cathedral, Norway

Who inspired whom? Are these ceiling paintings older than Edvard Munch, or did he take inspiration while at the cathedral? [Not sure who inspired whom, but the cathedral paintings are by Hugo Lous Mohr – Caroline]

The Storting is the Norwegian Parliament in Oslo, Norway

This building is known as the Storting, which in English is the Norwegian Parliament. After learning just enough about Scandinavian history, it becomes apparent that “Storting” translates to big assembly as “Stor” is big and “Ting” is council or assembly meeting, which makes Storting an appropriate name for parliament.

Manhole cover in Oslo, Norway

Here we are once again encountering Saint Hallvard who turns out to be the main feature of Oslo’s coat of arms and features prominently on manhole covers across Oslo. Before becoming the patron saint of Oslo, Hallvard Vebjørnsson was just a 23-year-old man trying to defend an innocent young lady who’d been accused of theft when he was killed for his noble actions.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

Almost as an homage, we had to visit the National Theater because not only did Henrik Ibsen collaborate in the founding of it, but there’s also a great statue of him here; you’ll have to see that for yourself. I first learned of Ibsen from another author who mentioned some aspects of his writings in connection to the work of Friedrich Nietzsche, which introduced me to Ibsen’s work titled Peer Gynt, though it is but a distant memory these days.

National Theater in Oslo, Norway

The theater was closed, and this was as far as we were allowed in.

Part of the University of Oslo, Norway

P. A. Munch, as a statue, stands in front of the University of Oslo Faculty of Law. While he shared the same last name with his famous nephew, the artist Edvard Munch, P.A. was famous in his own right for what he brought to Norwegian national identity through his historical texts on medieval Norway. [In case anyone else is wondering – P.A. stands for Peter Andreas, but for some reason, he’s usually referred to by his initials. – Caroline]

Oslo, Norway

As far as I know, there’s nothing famous or very historic going on in this photo; it’s just a snap of a scene that was appealing to my eye. Maybe this is a good time to share some trivia about this city. The original name upon its founding in 1040 was Ánslo, but after a fire in 1624, the Norges at that time changed the name to Kristiania in honor of the king at the time of rebuilding. [Christian IV of Denmark, the same monarch who lived in Rosenborg Palace in Copenhagen – Caroline] Then, in 1925, the city was renamed again, this time to Oslo.

Philharmonic Concert Hall in Oslo, Norway

If there was any disappointment to any part of this Scandinavian adventure (and I assure you there has been none), it would be in some small part connected to venues such as this building known as the Oslo Konserthus (Concert Hall) where I couldn’t find a musical performance for us to take in. Of course, that might be a good thing as giving three to four hours over to sitting still when we could be on the go takes away other things.

Oslo, Norway

This is Akershus Castle. Although we would walk below it later, we would never make it into the old fortification as it’ll turn out that a mere day and a half in Oslo was a total underestimation of how long we should visit this city.

John Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

You all realize, don’t you, that this is symbolically a photo of Caroline and me? It is a Frankfurter there at about the same height Caroline von Frankfurt would be if she weren’t taking this photo of what, in reality, is John and a big spicey wiener. But metaphors and innuendos are more fun than just sharing that we were hungry and split this hot dog. I nearly forgot to add that somewhere else along the way over here, we stopped at a bakery and shared a skolebrød which is a sweet yeast roll with custard dusted in coconut. Caroline’s comment was she’s sticking to the cardamom rolls.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This area is known as Aker Brygge, and it is C’est Chic with apartments that I’m guessing cost in the millions, and I don’t mean just as in Kroners. From the looks of things, it would appear that the city is giving itself more land by reclaiming space over the fjord, but this is just my uninformed opinion. While it would possibly great to spend the summer here, I’m skeptical about the short winter days when the sun rises at 9:18 and sets at 3:12, offering up less than six hours of sunlight, which I just can’t imagine.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I’ve come to learn that we were incredibly fortunate during our visit to have two consecutive days of sunshine as Oslo only gets about 1,740 hours of sun per year compared to Phoenix, Arizona, where we get almost 3,900 hours of local starlight. Some other things to consider: the longest days in Oslo are longer than 22 hours, while in Phoenix, our longest days are only about 15 hours long. And then there’s the rainfall: it rains on average 172 days, which is better than Bergen, Norway which is where we’ll be this coming Saturday. Bergen sees 239 days of rain per year.

Inner fjord in Oslo, Norway

But today is a perfect day, as witnessed by the countless people lying in the grass or hanging out on the water.

John Wise and Caroline Wise at Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

This perfect late summer day even invited us to pull up a bench in the shadow of the Astrup Fearnley Museum to relax and watch birds pass overhead between us and the deep blue sky as we grew older and collected more wisdom. Sure, it’s a cliche but in those smiles, can you see that this pair of birds are perfectly paired? Because we can.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

We could have laid there for hours in cozy comfort, but the voice of reason called Caroline insisted we peel away, and she was right because, after tomorrow night, we’ll no longer have the opportunity for a stroll along the Oslofjord.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

I know that the last photo was not of the fjord, but I’m an equal opportunity lover of my best friend/wife/travel bestie to birds, architecture, churches, nice weather, great food, sailing ships, everything in nature, the hue of sky and sea, I’m ready to capture it all when it comes to reminding myself and Caroline of the smiles that adorned our faces.

Aker Brygge in Oslo, Norway

It was exactly the way this photo looks regarding the absolute quality of perfection that was going on during these hours of incredible.

City Hall Square in Oslo, Norway

Hey, all you youngsters, back in my day, fur-pie was still a thing, and shaving one’s body hair hadn’t yet become de rigueur. I have to laugh a bit when I consider that if this statue were being sculpted today, not only would the woman’s muff be smooth as brass, but she’d have some tats along with nipple and septum piercings.

Fishing at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

There have been a number of fishermen along the harbor but this one here seems to have caught all the mackerel that might be had in these fjord waters today.

Vippa Restaurant at the harbor in Oslo, Norway

Strolling was the proper word to describe our walk along the fjord, slow and lingering until we could go no further.

Dinner at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

And then, we stumbled into Fenaknoken gourmet grocery store and restaurant, of sorts. We were greeted by one of the gentlemen who was sitting outside with friends, having a bite to eat. That man was Eirik Bræk, the proprietor and amazing chef at this difficult-to-pronounce shop. Initially, he offered us a bunch of the raw fish in the front display, and we explained that this wouldn’t work as we had no means to cook in our hotel room, but if he could offer to prepare something for us, we’d be happy to engage his services. Not knowing any better, we ordered a couple of crab claws, some huge shrimp-like creatures (apparently Norway lobsters), and a few oysters for Caroline and pointed to fish filets in the display. In other words, we ordered too much, and yet…

…the photo of this plate of fish was our second order; it became my dessert. This fish and nothing else is what we should have stuffed ourselves with as it is an uncommon deeper water fish called roughhead grenadier or onion-eyed grenadier. Eirik told us this was an unpopular fish due to its monstrous appearance. No matter what this fish looked like alive, it was one of the best-tasting fish I’ve ever enjoyed. Our gracious host insisted that the magic ingredient was the butter from his hometown of Kviteseid in the Telemark region about 100 miles southwest of Oslo.

Pinnekjøtt drying at Fenaknoken Market and Restaurant in Oslo, Norway

But we need to back up to the tour of Fenaknoken Eirik gave us. Immediately, I recognized what was hanging in the rafters as I’d read about this Christmas treat while working on our itinerary. Those slabs of meat hanging in the rafters drying are mostly lamb ribs known as Pinnekjøtt. No amount of begging was going to work in our favor to try this dish, but we were invited back during the Christmas holiday to try his immensely popular preparation of the traditional meal of Pinnekjøtt.

Gudbrand Bræk and Eirik Bræk of Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

Meet Gudbrand Bræk on the left, father to Eirik Bræk on the right. These are the kind of hosts one hopes to meet once in their life; for Caroline and me, this is the second time we’ve been so fortunate. I have to acknowledge Giovanni Scorzo of Andreoli Italian Grocer in Scottsdale, Arizona, as the other person who made an indelible impact on our culinary life, as that man will likely be cooking for God in the afterlife. Today, though, we are the guests of Gudbrand and Eirik, and our smiles couldn’t have been any bigger, bigger even than our appetites.

Food, philosophy, humor, history, health, traditions, and even talk of the future are part of the conversation. These guys are passionate about the experience of meeting with friends and customers who are welcomed with the sincerity of those bringing in family. Over the course of our two-hour visit with the Bræk family, Eirik brought me to the back of the restaurant, where he shared a door off its hinges that is awaiting a place in some future setup that a number of noted people have signed over the years, including the signature of former CTO of Microsoft Nathan Myhrvold who is also the author of Modernist Cuisine and a fan of Eirik’s cooking. Before leaving, Gudbrand brought us over to another corner of the restaurant where he pointed to a photo of himself back when he was in the Norwegian Counterintelligence Office, handcuffed to Norway’s most famous spy named Arne Treholt, that he helped bring in.

Caroline Wise at Fenaknoken in Oslo, Norway

After eating far too much, it was time for the proverbial thin mint that arrived in the form of Brunost on crispbreads. If we understood Eirik correctly, this is his homemade version of the popular Norwegian treat that is made with cow’s cream and/or milk and a bit of goat’s milk. The mixture is slowly simmered for a good long time to remove the water, leaving a delicious caramel-like cheese that we are experiencing for the first time courtesy of our hosts.

Fishing in Oslo, Norway

Less than half a day in Oslo and the city has changed my mind about the poor expectations of it prior to leaving the States. I admit that we were making a stop here reluctantly and mainly for a couple of reasons. First, there was nowhere prior to this point in our Scandinavian excursion to do laundry. I couldn’t find any laundromats in Sweden or Norway except one in Oslo called Cafe Laundromat, which combines laundry machines and dryers with food service. I had made reservations for us at 8:00 pm this evening, but we canceled that reservation earlier today after deciding that we didn’t care about the cleanliness of our clothes and that we’d rather not throw a few hours at such a menial task. The second reason for a stop in Oslo was that the ride from Stockholm to Flåm, Norway, directly was just too long at 12 hours.

My reluctance to visit Oslo stemmed from what I was seeing online about the modern architecture and that I couldn’t find a historic old town district. But even after a brief superficial walk across a small corner of Oslo, I feel that there’s a lot more here than I first gleaned, and now we are hoping to return to Norway (and Oslo) soon.

Stumbling Stone in Oslo, Norway

I tend to forget that Stolpersteine (Stumbling Stones) are found in many countries across Europe, and was surprised to find one here in Oslo. This informal Holocaust Memorial Project places brass-plated stones onto sidewalks to denote the last homes of Jewish victims of the holocaust prior to their deaths.

Sauna at Guldsmeden Hotel in Oslo, Norway

This was not supposed to be our first-ever encounter with a sauna, but we were not going to pass over this opportunity to familiarize ourselves with the process. What good would the upgrade to our room have been if we didn’t take advantage of any of the amenities? The friendly woman who checked us in gave us hands-on lessons, so we had some small idea of what to do and armed with a few minutes of that knowledge, we were going in. Living in Arizona, we know heat, but the humidity that arises after pouring water on the hot stones had us pouring water out of ourselves.

Conclusion about using a sauna? It’s a bit like reading philosophy for the first time where you don’t know if you got out of it what others proclaim, which in turn leaves you feeling unsatisfied, like there’s something wrong with you for not finding instant enlightenment. Good thing we’d have another opportunity to feel like noobs later this week in Flåm, Norway, where we had booked a floating sauna on the fjord.

Uppsala, Sweden

Stockholm Central Station, Sweden

Staying near the train station allowed us to shake ourselves out of bed at 5:45. Since we’d be too early for the breakfast buffet at the hotel anyway, this was our version of sleeping in. By 6:15, we were at the central train station for our brief 40-minute ride to Uppsala to the north.

Caroline Wise at Stockholm Central Station, Sweden

Things to notice in this photo: Caroline is holding a cup of coffee, which will accompany the Kardemummabullar and the Kanelbullar in the paper bag at the top of her purse. She is wearing a wool undershirt beneath her huipil, and her sweater is draped over her arm. This morning’s temperature was in the low 40s (5.5 Celsius), with the promise of localized flooding over the course of the day. We are entering the 1st class car because even for a short ride, it’s nice to know that professional bonbon eaters seem to specialize in riding at the front of the train.

Train to Uppsala, Sweden

It doesn’t look like rain is on the horizon to us either, but it was cold. Speaking of cold, I’ve typically provided distances, weights, and temperatures in Imperial and Metric measurements for years, and today we are visiting the city where Anders Celsius was born and hope to be able to pay homage to him, should we find a monument to his memory. Uppsala also is the home of Carl Linnaeus, the father of modern taxonomy. More about him later.

Uppsala, Sweden

Most people haven’t yet started to stir on this early Sunday morning, and here we are at 7:15 already in Uppsala. The original reason behind this visit was that I’d read there would be a good number of runestones here; little did I know that we’d have already seen nearly half a dozen of these Viking-age monuments. And while there’s still plenty to see in Stockholm, even if we’d have canceled this side trip, we still couldn’t have seen a fraction of what’s to be appreciated in Sweden’s capital city. Now we need to venture out and make our way to Gamla Uppsala, and if you’ve not realized it yet, Gamla means old.

The Fyrisån River in Uppsala, Sweden

Rarely, though, is anything as simple as A = B with us, though, in some way, it seems that way if you were in our heads. Sure, we’re essentially on our way to Gamla Uppsala, but there are things between us and our destination, so the equation might be better written as A(a1+a2 / a3 x a4) + B(b1 x b2 + b3²) = P(AB). Or, in simpler terms, we’ll do stuff after getting to a place, we’ll deviate if our attention is drawn into a distraction, and then maybe we’ll reach our destination and do other stuff that was known or unknown to us prior to our arrival, but in the end, everything will be great.

Uppsala, Sweden

This might have just one more building that caught my eye, but I tried searching for a similar image and stumbled upon Lady Dandelion’s now-neglected blog, where she took a nostalgic walk across the Uppsala University campus after graduating and identified this particular house as the Department of Law.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

This is Uppsala Cathedral, and it’s not open yet. You might notice some curvature on the right side of the photo for which I should apologize because it is distorting the view, but this is an assemblage of 16 different shots I took as the cathedral was too big for my lens. As a panorama, however, it turned out acceptable from my perspective. Since we’re too early, we’ll look around for something else that’s holding our interest and come back here in a bit.

Prior to leaving the United States, minus the runestone embedded in the building in Stockholm, we assumed it would be here in Uppsala that we would first see these 1000-year-old inscribed stones in the wild, so to say. This one reads, “Björn and Brand had this stone carved for their father Karlung, and Kättilbjörn for his brother. Öpir carved the runes.”

There are more runestones here, but we need to get over to the cathedral as they open so we can get moving to the north of town. As for the translation of this inscription, it reads, “Ríkr/Rekkr/Hringr and Holti and Fastgeirr, they had … the stone in memory of Vígmarr, their father, a good captain. Líkbjôrn carved.”

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

The doors to the cathedral have opened, and we are quick to enter as we don’t know when services might begin, which is likely considering it’s Sunday. This is the tallest church in the Nordic countries, standing at 118.7 meters (389 feet). Construction of this church began in 1272 over the site of a stone church that once stood here and was the location where King Eric IX died, helping cement his legacy and earning him the title of Patron Saint of Sweden, but I’m getting ahead of myself as I didn’t learn of this until well after our visit.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

Two days ago, on the day of our arrival in Stockholm, I wrote about the orientation of cathedrals and how Storkyrkan, like other churches that adhere to this design principle, places the sanctuary to the east and the entry doors to the west, allowing the early morning sun to illuminate the church and visitors to experience the views exemplified by this series of photos.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

All three of the first images here were taken as I got closer to the altar, and while one of them should have sufficed, I couldn’t help but use them all as I believe each portrays a beauty unique from the other.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

A devastating fire raged through the cathedral in 1702, requiring new stained glass and frescoes. If any of the original survived, I don’t have that information.

Crypt of King Gustav I of Sweden at Uppsala Cathedral

While there are three queens buried in this tomb, only the first two queens of King Gustav I are featured in the memorial marble carving along with the king himself, as the third queen was still alive at the time her husband died.

Crypt of King Gustav I of Sweden at Uppsala Cathedral

The grave monument to King Gustav I is in the cathedral’s front chapel, which was once known as the Chapel of the Virgin Mary but was renamed the Vasa Chapel. It was right here at the Uppsala Cathedral that Gustav Vasa was crowned king as were most monarchs from the time of the Middle Ages until 1719. King Gustav I ruled for 37 years, longer than any other Swedish monarch besides the current monarch, King Carl XVI Gustaf.

King Eric IX reliquary at Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

What exactly was this that I photographed near King Gustav I’s tomb? I’m tempted to write someone at the cathedral to determine what this was from, but I’ve already spent countless hours researching details about this vacation, and in the scheme of things, exactly who is ever going to look to this website to learn about a gold-faced angel that is part of a larger plate? If I were to talk to lady dandelion, who I referenced earlier, she’d likely tell me I might be surprised.

A stroke of luck bumped into me the following day when I returned to this post. I was reading further details about the cathedral where it spoke of the Patron Saint of Sweden, King Eric IX, prior to mentioning that this was the resting place of King Gustav I. I thought this was odd because if Gustav Vasa was the first true king of Sweden, why did King Eric receive top billing? So I followed an embedded link to the story of Eric and came across a photo of his relic casket that had me thinking about this photo right here. One of the images in the articles had just enough detail that I could confirm that I had captured but a tiny piece of the reliquary.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

Okay, this is just too many photos shared from this cathedral, but what is a person to do when this type of architecture speaks to their heart? When Notre Dame was devastated by fire, Paris and France had no choice but to restore it as it is one of the major tourism draws that round out a number of architectural wonders that bring visitors by the millions to the City of Light, but what of these cathedrals only a rare few ever visit? Maybe Uppsala Cathedral would be rebuilt as a matter of national pride due to its storied history to Swedes, but will another cathedral of such majesty ever be undertaken again?

Tomb of King Johan III at Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

Being the son of King Gustav I obviously had its perks, as witnessed by the monumental tomb of King John III. This has me thinking that I might like such an extravagant eternal resting place. It makes for a good argument that we should be teaching our children tools such as ZBrush or 3DCoat sculpting software so they can learn how to craft such ornate virtual tombs for their parents and themselves. Then again, wishing for society at large to begin adapting to complexity is like asking the man buried under all that marble to return to life.

Tomb of King Johan III at Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

The repose of King John III must be one of the most chill and casual of all tomb carvings ever made, as I’ve never seen a person of such royal lineage looking like he’s taking a nap after a hard day on the throne. The angels holding his armor and shield while waiting for the king to wake and return to battle is a nice touch.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

Often more opulent than an altarpiece, the pulpit, also called an ambon at times, is set to the left side of the church and played a more important role in the church prior to the advent of electronic systems capable of amplifying the clergy presenting scripture.

Note to John and Caroline: next time in Europe, be sure to visit the Basilica of Saint-Pierre-aux-Nonnains in Metz, France, and the Cathedral of St. Peter in Trier, Germany, which are both from the early 4th century and the Aachen Cathedral in Germany that features one of the oldest pulpits still in existence. All three locations are about 2 to 4 hours away by train from Frankfurt.

Uppsala Cathedral in Uppsala, Sweden

I couldn’t fault anyone who might arrive at the conclusion that I’m on a pilgrimage to visit an inordinate number of churches, which is quickly approaching 20 such buildings, but I’d say that I’m simply gravitating towards the center of where European life congregated to find unity for the better part of 1,000 years.

Uppsala, Sweden

Caroline the Navigator had us going every which way as we tried to find a public transportation spot where we could catch a bus or tram to Gamla Uppsala. Well, at least that’s what she was deciphering on her phone. We ended up walking in what felt like circles, with the stop proving elusive, so looked for a trail that would allow us to walk.

Uppsala, Sweden

We are now walking out of Uppsala proper on our way to Gamla Uppsala, and with only an hour’s walk, we’ll certainly beat any rain that might show up, which doesn’t look like it’s really in the forecast anymore.

The Eriksleden trail and the Linnaeus Trail in Uppsala, Sweden

We are in love with our walk across the Swedish countryside and once again can’t get over our good fortune of being in the right place at the right time. We walk hand in hand, tell one another how much we are in love, and stop to look around incredulous that these are the sights in rural Sweden. This is not the first time we have exclaimed such things; we do this dozens of times a day as an hour doesn’t go by before we are reminded by another exquisite moment that we are living a charmed life.

The Eriksleden trail and the Linnaeus Trail in Uppsala, Sweden

Signs along the way denote that we are traveling the Eriksleden pilgrimage and Linnaeus trails. Regarding the Linnaeus part of the trail, these were the paths that Carl Linnaeus used as an educator to take his students into the places where he studied nature while creating his ideas about taxonomy. The particular locations that warrant greater study are called herbations.

The Eriksleden trail and the Linnaeus Trail in Uppsala, Sweden

The wool shirts and Caroline’s sweater are now a burden as the weather couldn’t be better for a long walk into history.

Burial Mounds in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

These burial mounds are the primary reason we’ve walked out here. In reading about the area, it’s been inhabited for about 2,000 years, ever since it rose above sea level. I had to read that last part twice but I read it right. You see, most of Sweden has been experiencing what is known as isostatic rebound or post-glacial rebound, where land that was once situated considerably lower due to the weight of ice-age sheets of ice have been rising and is still doing so. While Gamla Uppsala lies 25 meters or 82 feet above sea level today, Stockholm, where we are staying, sits only about 28 meters (92 ft) above sea level, and to its east, more than 24,000 islands and islets are still emerging from the sea.

While these three Royal Mounds are the most obvious burial sites, there were between 2,000 and 3,000 at one point, but the majority were plowed under to make way for farmland. The mounds are considered Sweden’s oldest national symbols, dating to between the 5th and 6th centuries. In Norse mythology, this is the burial site of Thor, Odin, and Freyr.

Another 4th mound was supposed to be the site of where the annual Disting occurred, an annual market and fair that coincided with the observation of Dísablót. This observation was held in honor of the female spirits or deities but was also the time when the “Ting of all Swedes” took place. A “Ting” was essentially a council or assembly meeting where community leaders gathered to discuss trade, legal, and military functions and dates back to early Roman times. As a side note, I also read that the German word for Tuesday, Dienstag is related to the “Ding.”

Bell Tower in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

When I was planning our trip, I thought this was the Old Church of Gamla Uppsala and that it was a stave church. In my cursory glancing at stuff about places, I missed that this was the old bell tower of the church and could not be visited. What is this attraction to ancient structures, art, words, and sounds that draw us humans in to find secrets and mysteries from our ancestors’ pasts? It is as if we are wishing for something to speak out from our distant history, where echoes of the past are waiting just for us.

Old Church in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

While popular mythology (tourism bait?) appears to enjoy the idea that about 1000 years ago, there may have been a pagan temple here, modern archeology says that’s not true and instead points to evidence of two prior stone churches that once stood on this site. What is undeniable is that Gamla Uppsala once played a large role in Swedish politics, religion, and economy, which you could easily imagine if it were true that gods were interred here. Up until the 12th century, when the Uppsala Cathedral was built, the coronation of kings took place right here in Gamla Uppsala at a temple, according to 11th-century chronicler Adam of Bremen.

Let’s return then to this idea of a pagan temple standing here: there are conflicting stories that state that postholes and log lines have been discovered that support the accounts from Adam of Bremen and Snorri Sturluson. I’ve read that this temple was burned down by King Inge the Elder in the 1080s, which has me wondering if the denial of a temple here in Gamla Uppsala is to support ideas of Christianity while denying a Norse/Viking/Pagan past.

Old Church in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

Inside the church, a red carpet runs the length of the nave, and beneath it is the grave of Anders Celsius. It’s not covered to deny visitors from seeing it, but in order to protect it from being worn away by our footsteps. King Eric IX was once buried here, too, until he was moved south to the cathedral in Uppsala.

Old Church in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

By the way, this visit to the Gamla Uppsala Church marks the 20th house of the Lord we’ve visited on this trip, although with a few of them, we could only peek in or had to content ourselves with views from the outside as the doors were locked. I count them all because it’s like graves; we don’t get to look into those either, but we have visited them all the same and most people would accept that as truth.

Old Church in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

Some things must simply remain a mystery. When whatever secrets or information about certain details cannot be found, there will be nothing to learn, nothing to share, and so it is with this obviously old fresco.

Museum in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

The complex here at Gamla Uppsala, taken as a whole, is incredible and well worth the visit, but the museum is rather light on artifacts. With no other fees to visit the mounds and church, this felt like a worthy donation to the upkeep of this historic corner of Sweden.

Museum in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

I collect visual souvenirs, never knowing which ones of the thousands will appeal to me after the end of the adventure and so it is with this helmet. If there was a data sheet about the piece regarding where it was found or who it might have belonged to, I missed it. Searching for information, I found a single source online implying it belonged to early King Eystein Adilsson, who lived 75 kilometers (46 miles) west of here, but that source was a genealogy and the author’s attempt to create dreams of distant relations by posting an image of this armor seemed like a stretch. There are no other supporting sources supporting this claim, leaving me to believe this information is fake. It’s a shame that this is our state of the internet, where history is whatever somebody says it is. Now I can try and reflect on how many bunk “facts” I’ve tossed into the maelstrom of the past.

Runestone at the Old Church in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

As we were leaving the museum, we asked one of the women about a runestone we had read was here at the church. She told us that it can be found mounted in one of the exterior walls of the Old Church. The rune translates to, “Sigvid the Englishman [erected] this stone in memory of Vidjärv, [his] father…”

Odinsborg Restaurant in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

Next to the church and museum, there’s a wonderful old wooden house that plays host to Odinsborg Restaurant where we took lunch today. The open-faced sandwich might not be called smørrebrød in Sweden, but that doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy it as such. Sadly, I have to inform Caroline through this sentence right here that she missed the opportunity to try Odinsborg’s home-brewed mead served in Viking horn tankards.

Odinsborg Restaurant in Gamla Uppsala, Sweden

The inside dining area of Odinsborg was mostly empty, with the majority of patrons sitting outside in the sun enjoying the perfect weather. After our shrimp-and-egg lunch, we shared a rhubarb torte with vanilla cream, and not able to exercise any self-control, I ordered a Belgian waffle with berry compote and whipped cream at the same time. That took a few minutes to prepare, so you might guess Caroline’s surprise when dessert number two showed up. Imagine mine when I realized that Belgian waffles are best enjoyed in Belgium.

On the bus in Uppsala, Sweden

This would be our first time on a Swedish bus, and whenever trying a form of transportation in a different country, there’s a trepidation if we have our duckies in a row, meaning tickets and destination. We’ve scored on this bus that promises to bring us to Valhalls vag and then a huge vag as though I’m old, I’m down with visiting exotic and foreign vag.

[John, could you be any more of an idiot with this childishness? Väg is pronounced “vay” and means road or way, NOT vagina, you infantile puerile old fart, while Huges might be referring to the name Hugo of Germanic origin. So the stop could be “Hugo’s Road” and consequently also be referencing the 12th century Bishop Henry of Uppsala, sometimes referred to as Henrik or Hugo – Caroline]

Oh really, Caroline, I just learned that David Chase, who created the Sopranos TV show, named the character of Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero after he traveled this exact bus line and chuckled to himself about the reference to huge vagina! Just kidding. By the way, Topeliusgatan translates to “Taking the piss.”

Uppland Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

In my trip planning, I’d seen that the Uppland Museum here in Uppsala was open from 12:00 until 5:00 today (a Sunday), so with time to spare, we dipped in. It is hardly a great museum and might even be considered a bit less than mediocre, but they are closing up shop in the next weeks to make way for new exhibits, so maybe there will be some improvement when next year rolls around. As for what’s in the photo, you should know by now that if there’s yarn in the image, it must have something to do with fiber arts (loom weights and spindle whorls). The coolest things about this museum might be the remnants of an old water mill in the Fyris River and that Ingmar Bergman shot the outside of the building as the bishop’s house in the film Fanny and Alexander.

Uppland Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

This photo was pretty interesting, too, as we are seeing four generations of the monarchy. Prince Carl Gustaf, who would grow up to be King Carl XVI Gustaf is the baby at his christening on 7 June, 1946. King Gustaf V, his great-grandfather, is holding him. To the far left is Crown Prince Gustaf VI Adolf the King’s grandfather, and in finally behind the grandfathers is Heir Apparent Prince Gustaf Adolf, Carl’s father.

Runestone at the University in Uppsala, Sweden

On the way back to Uppsala, we learned that there are other runestones aside from the ones we’ve already seen at the university. Only a couple of them were worth photographing, as a majority of the old Viking signs had wooden frames around them due to some kind of work going on in the area.

The University in Uppsala, Sweden

Our bus dropped us closer to the university than where we really wanted to go next, but our destination was only a 10-minute walk away, so everything was good. Plus, we’ve seen yet more runestones.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

Our fingers are crossed that reasonable weather remains on our side as we enter the Linnaeus Gardens, and former summer home of the Carl Linnaeus family. Carl Linnaeus is the man who, a few hundred years ago, turned humanity on to taxonomies. The gardens and buildings here are effectively a museum to the efforts of this Swedish botanist, zoologist, taxonomist, and physician, of whom August Strindberg once said, “Linnaeus was, in reality, a poet who happened to become a naturalist,” while Goethe wrote: “With the exception of Shakespeare and Spinoza, I know no one among the no longer living who has influenced me more strongly.”

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

From botany to zoology, Linnaeus created the modern system of naming species. Take this: Moluccella laevis L., also known as Bells of Ireland. Moluccella is this plant’s genus, while laevis is the species, and finally, the trailing L is the initial of the person who named it, in this instance, that is Linnaeus himself. There is more to the taxonomic description involving family, order, clade, phylum, and kingdom, but the first two parts of the name will get you what you are looking for, while these additional descriptors arrived after Linnaeus offered us the structural foundation of taxonomy.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

There were many plants in the garden that Linnaeus himself would have cultivated, along with small monkey shelters atop raised platforms as he also studied primates, but the overcast sky wasn’t conducive to capturing stunning images of the plants, so we turned our attention to the museum.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

When this book titled Systema Naturae was first published in 1735, it was only 12 pages long, but by the 10th edition, it had grown to include 4,400 species of animals and 7,700 species of plants. Within two more editions, things had gotten so extensive that Linnaeus gave us the concept of the index card, which he required to track the growing volume of species he was naming.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

I know that it was at the end of the travel season when we arrived here, and it’s Sunday, but there were very few visitors, which turned out nicely for us because we could linger, looking in on some of the things that this major contributor to science lived with and that inspired him.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

The twinflower was Linnaeus’s favorite flower, and as such, it was named Linnaea borealis L. It is the flower that adorns this teapot that accompanied a tea service gifted to him from the Swedish School — I have no idea what Swedish school this refers to.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

A lace-making table that would have been relatively commonplace among well-to-do households who had a need for fineries.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

There are quite a few personal items in the museum, including preserved creatures in formaldehyde and the cane used by Linnaeus.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

This is supposed to be the actual embroidered waistcoat worn by Linnaeus and not a recreation; it’s in incredibly good shape.

The Linnaeus Garden and Museum in Uppsala, Sweden

A glance back at the garden, and it was time to leave.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

This is the Helga Trefaldighets Kyrka or Holy Trinity Church. This is the third church we were visiting on this day, possibly a record or at least a tie with some previous day.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

There’s not much on the internet to share about this church; even the dates of construction and consecration are unknown. The best guess is it was built towards the end of the 13th century and consecrated in the very early 14th century, with the first mention of the church in 1302.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

Another stroke of luck, a young student is practicing on the organ, the green cap he’s wearing shows that he’s an apprentice.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

Even in the afternoon overcast light, the effect of natural light spilling into the church is dramatic. How could others not be drawn into such visual spectacles?

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

This mural by Albertus Pictor is certainly not a biblical scene as it appears more medieval to me; my half-educated guess is that it depicts the death of King Eric IX.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

Sometimes, even the most simple scene can lend beauty and thoughtfulness to what would otherwise be plain.

Helga Trinity Church in Uppsala, Sweden

Pull the old handle; it is now time to leave this place, too.

Caroline Wise at Peppar Peppar Restaurant in Uppsala, Sweden

We walked into Peppar Peppar with low expectations as there was only one other table for two dinner guests occupied. True, we were early, having made a reservation for 5:00 on the first day of their reopening after their own summer holidays. And dinner was amazing on all fronts. We started with smoked deer cheesecake, which wasn’t a dessert but an incredibly yummy appetizer. Caroline ordered what was likely the cheapest thing on the menu with the warning that it would run out fast: fried herring, drawn butter, mashed potatoes, and lingonberry because in Sweden if a dish doesn’t arrive with lingonberry, it’s not really Swedish. The herring was so awesome that I asked the server about the preparation, and the kitchen actually shared it; here it is:

Marinate the herring filets in mustard and Crème fraîche for two days. Bread with dark flour, salt, and pepper. Fry in a neutral oil with lemon zest thrown in when adding the fish.

As for me, I ordered the reindeer filet and Västerbotten cheese terrine, chantarelles, cranberries, and game velouté. Afterward, we shared a dessert of Crème caramel with condensed milk, lemon thyme, and lingonberries. This restaurant is a treasure.

Leaving Uppsala, Sweden

Train back to Stockholm, pack, skip the shower, and sleep. Tomorrow in the early morning, we depart for a nearly six-hour train ride to Oslo, Norway. This vacationing thing can be exhausting.