Stockholm is Wow

Stockholm, Sweden

What a perfect day for rain as after our extensive walk around historic Stockholm yesterday afternoon into the evening, today we can be happy about spending time in museums.

Copenhagen and Stockholm have something in common with other large cities that small and medium cities lack: fashionable people and money to spare. This idea that only big city dwellers get to participate at particular higher levels means that those who might want both fashion and wealth must gravitate to major metropolitan areas, thus increasing their own cost of living. Otherwise, they must satisfy themselves with one or the other, wealth or fashion, but only if they discover a fortunate path in these smaller cities. A lot of wealth and fashion is on display here in Stockholm, just like one sees in Frankfurt, Los Angeles, and New York City.

Stockholm, Sweden

Part of the equation of existing at a comfortable level in these big cities is the need to participate in the conformity that keeps those striving for wealth and fashion plugged into the delivery system. In the wealthier enclaves, conformity is working the hardest to maintain social cohesion and acceptance, which allows others to fit into the socioeconomic structure: be beautiful and talk the talk or perish at the margin.

Around the world, the elderly dye their hair in avoidance of reality because gray is equated with becoming ancient. Here in Sweden, there’s an obvious desire for blond hair among women, but come on, people, roots don’t lie. Fashion doesn’t hide age, wealth doesn’t obscure unhappiness, and conformity doesn’t exemplify genius, uniqueness, or compassion.

Stockholm, Sweden

We remain on the move, which is not a formula for reflection or a path of inspiration to more profound thought, but I do have the luxury of taking one, two, or however many months at the conclusion of our intense vacation to pour over the thousands of images (just under 10,000 when all was said and done) along with the words I found time to put on paper and dwell within the experience long after this part is finished. At the time of my tending to this post, it’s already the 14th of October, four weeks since we returned home. So, while it won’t be the same as sitting in a sidewalk cafe enjoying a four-hour session of fika, writing, and people-watching, I will, for some intents and purposes, remain on and in our Scandinavian journey for months to come. Please do not take this to imply that writing while on vacation can take a back seat or wait until these days are behind us. I must remain busy with pen and paper to note as much as possible regarding our jam-packed extravaganza. Should you believe that vacations are meant as a form of relaxation, the intensity of experiences and impressions is exactly our kind of unwinding.

Stockholm, Sweden

Why were we on this path? Where were we going if, in fact, we were really going anywhere at all? It’s not like the places above had anything to do with what I have written; those words were jotted down over breakfast and copied out of my notebook nearly verbatim. The direction of travel was nothing more than a diversion from the more obvious streets trodden by all visitors as we were curious about what sights could be found if we were not following the popular routes. This house is the Konstnärshuset, which translates to Artists’ House. The facade was inspired by 16th-century Italian and Spanish, though in my view, there’s also an element of Moorish influence.

While I’m here sharing details of the architecture, I’ll go ahead and tell you that the granite elephant bollard sits in front of the Daneliuska Huset (Danelius Building), which is the tall flatiron building in the image above the elephant sculpture.

Stockholm, Sweden

Crossing the Djurgården Bridge, we spot Heimdall, son of Odin, blowing his Gjallarhorn (hollering horn), which warns of the impending arrival of Ragnarök, world destruction. If all you know about Norse mythology comes to you from superhero movies, you might consider reading the Poetic Edda.

Stockholm, Sweden

Well before this point in our walk, Caroline already let it be known that her wish for the day and the first place we should visit was Djurgården Island, where the Vasa Museum is to be found. With more than 50 museums in Stockholm, I don’t think we’ve allocated enough time here. Well, we can skip visiting the ABBA museum, so that’s one checked off the list.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

HOLY WOW! A surviving relic from Early Errors in Engineering. This is what remains of the Vasa, a ship that went down back on the 10th of August 1628, mere minutes after she left her berth for her maiden voyage.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Commissioned by King Gustavus Adolphus, grandson of King Gustaf Vasa, the ship, which was to honor his grandfather, made it less than a mile before a light breeze tilted it onto its side. She took on water fast and sank to a depth of 32 meters (105 feet), and that’s where she stayed until recovery started in 1961.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

That so much of the ship survived at all is an astonishing bit of good luck, as the previous salvaging of the cannons created a lot of damage. The rusting of all iron elements allowed much of the ship to fall apart over time, while other ships dropping anchor in the harbor also did harm to the shipwreck. To add insult, construction in Stockholm harbor blasted away a lot of rock with some of it being dumped on the Vasa.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Yes, enough of the ship survived that today, this magnificent treasure of the 17th century is the best-preserved ship from this corner of history.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

In our version of intensive full-bore sightseeing, we don’t always get to pull in all the details while out and about; those arrive later when we start to research the finer details of those things that piqued our interest, such as the Vasa Shipwreck here. Sometimes, though, we make a mistake, like not purchasing a book about the ship while we were in Sweden, as we are not finding one for adults here in the U.S., just versions for children. The Wikipedia article is great and fairly extensive, but we’re left wanting more. [I distinctly remember looking for a book that wasn’t a mere photo album in the gift shop and coming up empty-handed, so there’s that… – Caroline]

Lucky for us, we have our blog posts, notes, and a lot of photos. For every photo I post here, I have nine others that are not shared, with many of those not worthy of keeping for one reason or another. Having the context of our day laid out on these pages offers seeds that encourage us to explore deep memories of our experiences, read, and study works to grow our impressions, driving home how fortunate we are.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

At some time in the future, I might decide to update the writing I’m leaving here as none of it feels adequately heavy and poetic enough to bring any emotional sense of what we were gawking at in stunned amazement. The eyes dig hard at every corner, looking for the pockets of what’s been rebuilt, but over and again, they end up taking in the authentic parts and pieces that emerged from its cold, wet burial. That so much survived is stunning, and no amount of time in the presence of this great ship will allow us to take home adequate memories.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

The idea that this was a warship loaded with 48 of its 64 cannons and that in battle, the ship could have been blown to pieces or burned to ash would have been far more tragic than it sinking so close to home because it has allowed us a glimpse for ourselves at what the most exquisite ships of the time looked like.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

It took a little more than two years to build this ship, to carve the incredible amounts of ornamentation, paint the carvings, weave the sails, make the cannons, and otherwise prep it for duty in faraway places, and while it ultimately failed, it took the labor of approximately 500 craftspeople using nothing but manual labor to create this elaborate work of art. Compare this to a modern cruise ship that will carry up to 6,000 people: the Vasa was designed to carry about 450 crew and soldiers; the cruise ship is effectively a small city that requires between three and four years to build and is constructed by 2,000-4,000 skilled workers.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

On the left is a close-up of one of the sculptures retrieved from the sea after more than 300 years in the depths, and on the right is a replica of the same sculpture and the way it would have appeared on the day the Vasa was launched.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Among the more than 26,000 artifacts recovered were parts of the sails still folded up, though in a very fragile state. This is part of the main sail.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

A Polish nobleman on his knees is part of a sculpture meant to demonstrate to Sweden’s enemy that their king would be embarrassed by an encounter with the Swedish military.

Vasa Ship Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

The model of the Vasa is as difficult to photograph as the full-size version, but it does offer a good idea of the vibrant colors that sunk below the surface before only a handful of people would ever see this spectacular ship.

While moving through the exhibit, we had a good laugh while we were looking at a cross-section of the ship and how cargo and crew would have been organized as four or five young Italian women speaking Italian added just enough English for us to know exactly how they were considering the scene when they said something about, “Mojo Dojo Casa House,” a reference to the Barbie Movie which is currently a global phenomenon.

Two Frankfurters in Stockholm, Sweden

Little did I realize when I snapped a similar photo 10 years ago of two Frankfurters posing together in Frankfurt, Germany, the other one was missing its right arm, which should have been squeezing ketchup on its head like this one.

Bird in Stockholm, Sweden

But after two hours with the Vasa, we weren’t just outside to photograph wieners on the street; we were eating wieners and sharing with this bold bird who popped up right in front of us, letting us know through bird telepathy that it too needed wiener. Thankfully, it was satisfied with breadcrumbs while Caroline and I shared our first hot dog with ketchup, mustard, and crispy onions, quickly followed by a second yummy dog that far exceeded our expectations of what a typical Swedish wiener could be.

Tapestry at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Judging from the outside of the Swedish History Museum, one might be disappointed at the sight of the somewhat bland building, but after looking in on the exhibits, there is no disappointment to be found. We had a number of places on the itinerary we might visit on this day and even a few left from the day before, but Caroline’s choice for our second stop was right here, likely because of a Viking exhibit.

Replica of Danish Royal Golden Dress at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Looping back around in our history lessons, we reencounter Queen Margrethe I of Denmark and a replica of her royal golden dress that at one time was in the hands of Sweden. The Danish queen wore a golden gown in 1363 at her wedding to the Norwegian King, Hakon the 6th of Norway. Should you search for and find an image of the original, you may not recognize it, as after more than 650 years, it’s a little worse for wear.

Altarpiece at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Hey Pope, John here with a great idea for you. How about you sponsor me to visit as many altarpieces as time allows with the idea of creating the most complete catalog of these historic works of 3D art? I would even capture their point clouds so you can open-source the meshes, allowing religious symbolism and iconography to freely join the virtual worlds that will certainly become part of reality when the real world is on the brink of ecological collapse, and we can no longer go outside. Then, we can all turn to praying to God to fix what we are letting go to hell now.

Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Copy of a mass book from between 1100 and 1200; the original is in the National Archives.

Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

On the 22nd of July, 1361, a bunch of Danish dickheads stormed the shore of Gotland island, pulled into Visby, and slaughtered a couple of thousand farmers because, as marauders, what else was a man to do? So why did the murdering horde really arrive? The people of Visby were a diverse bunch of Gutes (somehow related to the Goths and Germans) who were not gelling with the Gutnish of the countryside (old Norse guys). To make this relatable to modern times, imagine a city where open-minded liberals were living, say San Francisco, but the conservative people of Yorba Linda down south called on Donald Trump to invade the city to the north and kill everyone. Yep, it was kind of like that. Danes making Sweden Great Again.

Armor at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Excavated from the fetid pit of a mass grave filled with the armor, skulls, and associated bits that accompany this type of burial, some of those finds were put on display here at the museum, and I’m only sharing a tiny fraction of the gruesome stuff one can see if one too is interested in the morbid side of life and death.

Altarpiece at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

When it comes to furniture, Caroline and I are minimalists, but if I could put my hands on a 700-year-old altarpiece, likely a replica, as I don’t believe we could afford an authentic one, I’d absolutely love to add one of these to our little apartment. It might even inspire me to pray.

This particular piece is known as a “dossal panel,” but I can’t actually be certain of this as it’s from the English translation from Swedish on the information card next to this “part” of an altarpiece. They claim it is the oldest known dossal panel in the country, having arrived from the Fröskog church in the west of Sweden with doors dating from between 1250 and 1300. The further I go with my research, the more I’m inclined to believe this is a tabernacle shrine.

Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

It’s not very often that one sees a gory depiction of the Massacre of the Innocents, where Herod allegedly ordered the slaughter of all boys under two years old in and around Bethlehem due to talk that the next King of the Jews had been born.

Altarpiece at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

I have fairly good reason to believe this is the third altarpiece that was once at Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral) that we’ll be visiting later today. The altarpiece was made by Hermen Rode in Lübeck, Germany, in 1468, though I’m not 100% certain of this information.

Carving religious icons between the 12th and 16th centuries must have been a lucrative career as the more I search for information regarding altarpieces, the more I realize that there must be thousands upon thousands of these historic works of art, and this doesn’t take into account how many burned, were eaten by termites, or otherwise destroyed.

Clad in Sunbeams at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

This altarpiece, dated to 1514, has the Virgin Mary clad in sunbeams and surrounded by a wreath of roses, symbolizing devotion to the rosary.

Detail of an Altarpiece at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Hey Pope, it’s me again; I’ve got another great idea for you. How about building a kind of Disneyland/movie hybrid where there is one ride moving continuously through animatronic altarpieces inspired by various passages from the bible culminating with an offering of the Eucharist?

Detail of an Altarpiece at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Looking at this carving of the cross Jesus is bearing, I got to thinking about aniconism, and instead of trying to rewrite this amazing quote from Swiss writer Titus Burckhardt, I am quoting it here:

The absence of icons in Islam has not merely a negative but a positive role. By excluding all anthropomorphic images, at least within the religious realm, Islamic art aids man to be entirely himself. Instead of projecting his soul outside himself, he can remain in his ontological center where he is both the viceregent (khalîfa) and slave (‘abd) of God. Islamic art as a whole aims at creating an ambiance that helps man to realize his primordial dignity; it, therefore, avoids everything that could be an ‘idol’, even in a relative and provisional manner. Nothing must stand between man and the invisible presence of God. Thus, Islamic art creates a void; it eliminates, in fact, all the turmoil and passionate suggestions of the world and, in their stead, creates an order that expresses equilibrium, serenity, and peace.

Being without loyalty to any particular religion, I can appreciate the nuances brought from all sides, and this idea of taking inspiration and finding meaning from within is a philosophical tradition used in exploring self-discovery for millennia while using human-created art and images to inspire thought and imagination seems to be a relatively modern approach to enforcing a narrative. I have no idea if one or the other is superior; I suppose they are just different.

World's oldest organ at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

From the 13th century Sundre Church on Gotland island, this empty organ case is considered the oldest organ on earth, even though the pipes are missing.

Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

A little-known carving from the early career of Paul Giamatti, where he did side jobs modeling as an angel prior to landing acting roles. I just showed this to Caroline, hoping for a chuckle, and she asked that I include something about our time in this Baroque room of the museum where a men’s choir was practicing, which, in our view, was an invitation to hang out for a short while and enjoy the free performance without instrumentation, just their voices.

Gold Bracteate at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

A gold bracteate was found on Gotland, but no other information could be found. [In case you’re wondering (like I did), a bracteate is a pendant worn as jewelry. They must have been popular back in the Middle Ages because there were a number of these in the museum. – Caroline]

Cloth remnants at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Silk fragment from a burial in Birka, Sweden, possibly from a female warrior.

Tablet Weaving at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Viking-age tablet weaving tools include cards and a comb. Not much has changed regarding tablet weaving in the 2,800 years since evidence of this craft came to light.

Button-on-bow brooch at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Button-on-bow brooch that arrives before our eyes from the Vendel Age. This time in history was between the Migration Period (about 375 AD) after the fall of Rome and the Viking Age (about 800 AD)

Linen fabric fragment at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Warp and weft, do you know the difference? Something in this linen fabric didn’t survive the ravages of time, and if I read the info at the museum correctly, it was the pattern thread that decayed and disappeared. The original piece of material would have been woven in the Krabbasnår technique (a type of brocading), and it’s thought that the colored pattern threads that are missing where the holes are were of a different material or might have been dyed, which accelerated their demise.

Nålbinding Needles at the Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Nålebinding needles and, I’m guessing, a sharpening stone. Nålebinding is an 8,500-year-old technique of a single-needle type of knitting, whereas two-needle knitting only got underway about 900 years ago. Crocheting appears to have arrived on the scene only 200 years ago.

Swedish History Museum in Stockholm, Sweden

Viking age carved and painted stone found on Gotland. After spending hours in the History Museum, we decided we’d head over to the cathedral in Gamla Stan, but since we were going to cross the Norrebro bridge to get there, we’d pay a quick visit to the Medieval Museum that is located below that bridge. However, a funny/not-so-funny thing happened on the way to church this afternoon. According to Google, the cathedral closed at 6:00 p.m. But when we stepped into the Medieval Museum and asked the girl at the ticket counter to verify the closing times, she said that the church was closing at 5:00 p.m., so we excused ourselves and rushed over to the cathedral instead. Google has obviously lost its ability to manage data and only cares about the money metric. It can focus on stopping people from blocking ads on YouTube but is unable to show that a business has reopened after its closure due to the pandemic or offer businesses an easy way to correct wrong hours, addresses, or other information the search engine is presenting to potential customers. After nearly two decades of relying on Google, that relationship is increasingly broken, but the problem is that there is really no alternative to their hegemony. On to the cathedral.

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

Storkyrkan is translated literally as the Great Church, a.k.a. Stockholm Cathedral. Consecrated in 1306, the construction of the church was likely started back in the last half of the 1200s.

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

To the left and right are the Royal Pews, and straight ahead, you see the current altarpiece dating from 1652. It is the fifth in a series of altarpieces that, for the most part, ended up in other churches, while the third one from Lübeck (made in 1468 by Hermen Rode) is located over at the Swedish History Museum and, I believe, is pictured more than a dozen images above.

Saint George and the Dragon at the Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

This Saint George and the Dragon statue, possibly depicting the Regent Sten Sture the Elder as a knight on horseback, was supposed to be a funerary monument for the regent and his wife. He commissioned the work from Bernt Notke also from Lübeck, Germany, with the intricate statue being inaugurated in 1489. The story goes that Sten Sture prayed to Saint George during the Battle of Brunkeberg in 1471 against the Danes and, in gratitude to the saint looking over his troops, honored this early Christian martyr of courage and selflessness. The original story behind the wooden sculpture is based on the legend that Saint George slays a dragon in order to save a princess.

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

This is a detail of the Saint George and Dragon statue, the princess, which sits off to the side on top of a citadel.

Saint George and the Dragon at the Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

The view of Saint George and the Dragon from the other side of the sculpture. This is quite possibly the most complex wood carving I’ve ever seen. One article about this monument said: “The figure of St. George also contained bundles of relics inside his chest, located behind his breastplate in four compartments.”

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

I would have liked to have shared something about this amazing sculpture, but when you search for this image or any other statuary from Stockholm Cathedral, all you are likely to find are references to the Saint George and Dragon monument. Maybe Caroline’s search-fu will deliver something after she tries deciphering the Latin text on Death’s banner. [Indeed, after running the text through Google (ahem) Translate and searching for the name “Helmfeldt” mentioned in the third line, I’m quite certain that this sculpture honors Baron Simon Grundel-Helmfeldt, a field marshal and governor who died in battle in 1677. – Caroline]

Medieval Tomb at Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

And this, kids, demonstrates perfectly why we are not supposed to touch art or take stones from national parks because, after centuries of people walking over this tomb, most of its features are gone and unrecoverable. Best estimates show tourism numbers to the Stockholm Cathedral to be in the range of 150,000 – 250,000 visitors per year, while the Mona Lisa and Grand Canyon see about 6 million visitors per year each. You do the math, take enough stones from a national park, and before you know it, the park has been erased from the surface of the earth. [John, this has happened already! Just the other day, I read a story about the Fossil Cycad National Monument in South Dakota (designated in 1922), renowned for one of the largest concentrations of fossils of a particular plant in the world. Vandals stole the fossils, and the monument was demoted in the 1950s. – Caroline]

Tomb at Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

I found a single reference to this sarcophagus that labels the tomb as belonging to the Tre Rosor family, which seems to traditionally be Norwegian though there is also a reference to a Swedish branch. Doing these searches for fixed objects that change little over time and that must have been photographed many times by now, and yet the search engines can’t identify them tells me that society’s fear of facial recognition might be overblown.

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

I’m scratching my head here, wondering if American churches deal with the idea of death by putting on display those things that represent its presence or if we ever really acknowledge it at all. In the feel-good society of make-believe, we bathe our environment and psyches in a kind of sterility where the inevitable end is kept out of view. Come to think of it; we do the same thing regarding financial responsibility for the majority of high school students who are about to encounter the clutching arms of economic ruin, should they not know how to navigate the dark waters of institutional finance.

Tomb of Lars Bengtsson Skytte at the Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

Lars Bengtsson Skytte and his wife, Anna Posse, are entombed here at the cathedral. Back in the early 17th century, Lars was mayor and then governor of various locations, ultimately earning him a place here at Storkyrkan. [If I recall correctly, the story behind the effigy’s missing nose is that Lars left most of his wealth to the local poor, and his disappointed heirs damaged his tomb. – Caroline]

Storkyrkan (The Great Church) in Stockholm, Sweden

The medieval vault paintings are from 1346.

Update: I forgot to mention that we’d seen the grave of Carl Linnaeus, who is also buried here.

Kerstin Adolphson shop in Stockholm, Sweden

On our way toward the southern end of Gamla Stan, we passed the shop of designer Kerstin Adolphson. Caroline assumed it would be too expensive, which didn’t matter as the shop was closed anyway, and tomorrow we’d be out of Stockholm, so there was no sense considering the lost opportunity to browse. Once we got home, she learned that the prices are actually quite reasonable, but sadly, the website is poorly presented, with a limited number of items offered. Maybe we’ll be able to stop in on a subsequent visit.

Gift shop in Stockholm, Sweden

We did manage to stop in to pick up a few souvenirs for people back home but are having a hard time finding anything for ourselves (other than the yarn Caroline’s been collecting). We would have liked something with the word fika on it, but nothing really grabbed our desire to have it, so we’ll leave Sweden relatively empty-handed, but the same cannot be said about our experience.

On our way to dinner, we were pulled into conversation by a young man named Hamsa, originally from Iraq. He was standing out in front of an Italian restaurant, and I’d wager he really wanted us to sit down with them, but we already had reservations. Seeing we were early, we allowed the conversation to continue, and with only a few people walking by, Hamsa continued to ask questions and offer stories. This young refugee originally landed in Germany for treatment of a rare cancer in his knee when he was 14 years old. It was attributed to his exposure to American munitions. The specialist that ultimately treated him was found in Sweden, which is how he ended up here in Stockholm, where he now works and lives. The guy seems mostly happy, but he’s also aware of his immigrant status and the conversation around the community that there are “too many immigrants” while he offers up that without the immigrants, all tourism and local culinary and lodging services would grind to a halt due to lack of interest from the local populace that doesn’t want certain jobs. This wasn’t the first and wouldn’t be the last time we’d have this conversation with immigrants in Scandinavia.

Den Gyldene Freden Restaurant in Stockholm, Sweden

Our reservation was for 8:00 p.m., but the charming 300-year-old Den Gyldene Freden Restaurant was able to seat us early. There’s no sign or menu in front of this place; you simply go through the door where the hostess is the giveaway that you are at a restaurant. We were taken downstairs, underground into the intimate spaces of short tunnels that serve as dining rooms; we are enchanted. If you read enough of these posts from our time in the north of Europe, you’ll recognize that we ate a lot of tartar, and this night was no different as we opted for the veal tartar as a starter. Our main courses were something called Cabbage Pudding that Caroline ordered while I asked for the Veal in Dill. We’d eat here again and again if we had the option. The song of the night while dining ended up being by Allan Edwall performing “Årstider.”

Stockholm, Sweden

It was only 8:00 p.m. when we emerged from our incredible dining experience and recognized that we’d missed a passing rain. Too early to turn in, we decided to return to the underground.

Subway in Stockholm, Sweden

This time, our destination wasn’t more food but the unique character of some of Stockholm’s subways.

Subway in Stockholm, Sweden

With a ticket good for an hour, we asked about a line that would bring us to some of the better-decorated stations and got on board.

Subway in Stockholm, Sweden

An hour is in no way enough time to see but a few stations, and with the two ends of the platforms both having potential sights to see, you’ll also spend a lot of time walking around.

Subway in Stockholm, Sweden

This is the Västra Skogen station escalator and the ninth-longest in the world at 66 meters (217 feet) long, descending 33 meters (108 feet) into the earth. After riding it up, we turned around to come back down, and there were moments when my fear of heights was being triggered. As for the overall impression of our first full day in Stockholm, all I can say is WOW!

Gothenburg to Stockholm, Sweden

Gothenburg, Sweden

Both of us have been experiencing intense dreams since we landed in Europe, possibly related to the shifted sleeping patterns and the jetlag. It’s as though our minds get busy at night purging trash to make room for the onslaught of impressions we collect while on vacation. Caroline woke early at 5:00 with a disturbing dream where she was a character in an animated TV series called Bojack Horseman. A few years ago, after someone else recommended the show, she tuned in and shut it right down after five minutes. Based on its high stupidity quotient, she immediately understood she’d create brain damage if she watched more, and now, a thousand days later, it’s being recycled and dragging her in uncomfortably. Not only that, I’m here writing about it so she can be reminded of it again and again.

Upon finally getting out of bed, I saw an alert from our security camera at home. It turned out that Phoenix was under a thunderstorm warning, so maybe a flash of lightning triggered it. Seeing our place from so far away intrudes on a moment when it should remain a distant thought. Enough of talk of home as it represents the end of vacation and who wants to entertain those ideas when we are only now entering vacation part two and have two weeks still ahead?

Already our fourth day in Sweden, and only now are we trying Swedish pancakes: they are not a revelation. [I blame the mediocre breakfast buffet – Caroline] Time to head out and try exploring this city of Gothenburg again, as after last night’s rainy encounter, we did not feel much of a revelation either. Hopefully, over the next 4.5 hours, we’ll discover something different before our departure for Stockholm.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Nothing like some sun and blue sky to wash away a half-negative opinion. So, while not a stunning historical place, Göteborg (local spelling), at 400 years old, is a relatively young city with its architecture reflecting that, and it is clearly better experienced on a nice day rather than a gloomy one. While that’s often true for many places we visit, there are others where it doesn’t matter the weather.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I must admit a failure of imagination as I should have been able to glean possibilities last night but maybe after ten days in Europe of constant pressing forward, we are encountering a bit of exhaustion. Not that we’ll give in to slowing things down, as we are well-invested in our ability to push hard in order to maximize our investment. Maybe we are like two golden sea unicorns unencumbered by being fixed to anything. We swim freely, turning experiences into treasures.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Last night passing Central Station, we saw a QR code on a small streetside billboard offering a tourist map of the city and grabbed it. This morning, we are trying to decipher details on a PDF file we can’t zoom into.

Gothenburg, Sweden

There are absolutely beautiful corners to be found here in Gothenburg that also require a bit of hill-climbing up cobblestone streets and a ton of stairs to ascend and descend.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I can’t remember if it was flying into Frankfurt or flying into Copenhagen where I noticed a lot of grass roofs to offset the effects of the sun radiating back into the atmosphere as one more measure to combat climate change, but that was yet another aspect of people trying to be proactive, and now here we are seeing a facade supporting plant life. A small, maybe even insignificant contribution, but it lets you know that there are those who believe these are worthy efforts if for no other reason than to inspire others to think about the environment.

Gothenburg, Sweden

We are crossing the Kungsportsbron – King’s Gate Bridge. The old wooden one is long gone; it was replaced by this bridge back in 1901. The town of Gothenburg was initially a fortress, and the waterway under this bridge was once a moat. When the defensive walls and bastions were torn down in the early 1800s, the decision was made to keep the moat: some forward-thinking, if you ask me, because water running through a city is one of the great luxuries.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Tacos are another luxury that obviously now has global appeal, as seen here with Panchito’s food truck.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I’m already a sucker for big bronze warriors on horse monuments, but this mural from SupaKitch & Koralie was a brilliant addition to an otherwise incredibly boring building in the background.

Gothenburg Cathedral in Gothenburg, Sweden

Yesterday, I presented my reader with the front of Gothenburg Cathedral; today, I offer you its rear, a.k.a, the apse.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Yesterday, I also presented a very similar view to this one, except I was further back on a bridge behind this one. I thought the weather was poor, but now see that it was simply dramatic in a different way. If we weren’t in a relative hurry to experience as much as possible, I think I could have found some great photos under the gray skies. Impatience never pays.

Caroline Wise at Broderi & Garn in Gothenburg, Sweden

These photos in yarn stores are mostly the same: a fiber-related background and everything Caroline is purchasing on the visit. Today, we left with this needlepoint kit for Caroline’s sister, Stephanie.

Gothenburg, Sweden

The sign reads, “The necessities of life. A very long Swedish Fika,” which already feels like words of truth to us.

Saluhall in Gothenburg, Sweden

We require an early lunch as our train leaves just before 12:30, so another Saluhall (Market hall) experience seems to hold promise. With a variation of a theme, today we are having a fat venison meatball smothered in thyme cream with boiled potatoes, lingonberry jelly, and a small arugula and cucumber salad. Not exactly like the Köttbullar we had previously, but close enough. Knowing what was ahead of us this afternoon, we left the counter and our barstools to walk to a nearby bakery and, as you might already know, grabbed a cardamom and a cinnamon roll.

Gothenburg, Sweden

Though we’ll have walked seven miles around Gothenburg this morning, we recognize that we’re seeing very little of this city with a population six times bigger than Lund, so there must be more to it and maybe even some interesting corners that should warrant a return visit. I’m not opposed to coming back, but there’s so much more to be seen of our world.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I don’t think I’ve shared this yet, but we have not seen a single homeless person in Denmark or Sweden, while we have seen a lot of flowers, plants, and trees, which likely are an attempt to make up for inevitable gray days. Writing this, I wonder what could the United States do to brighten the situation around the masses of homeless people who are lending a gray pallor to our cities. [A few hours later, in Stockholm, we saw a number of homeless folks, so we know they exist in Scandinavia, but in nowhere near the numbers that we saw in downtown Frankfurt, for example – Caroline]

Gothenburg, Sweden

A funny thing happened on the way to our hotel to fetch our bags: we stumbled into the Trädgårdsföreningen (Garden Society) across the way from Central Station and took a few minutes to smell the roses in the rose garden as that’s what one does when they are otherwise pressed for time but think they have just enough minutes to spare that they can act irresponsibly.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I’m guessing we are maybe 100 meters (300 feet) from the other bridge I photographed a couple of photos above. Just past the reddish building on the right is the large square next to the train station, and the view of the area couldn’t be any more different. Of the eight potential sites we could have visited, we missed half. I suppose the idea of visiting three museums when we didn’t even arrive until 4:30 p.m. yesterday and leaving shortly after they opened wasn’t a formula for winning any sightseeing awards. There were other places we walked by or visited, but the photos didn’t really work out such as at the Carolus XI Rex Bastion, but there were already too many photos for a single post.

Central Station in Gothenburg, Sweden

Clickety-clackety went the broken wheel of our cursed suitcase, but we made it back to the station. We were even early for the train that wouldn’t leave for another 20 minutes.

Lake in Sweden

I have no idea what the name of this lake is; it doesn’t even matter. We were speeding by just inches from the shore in addition to a number of other nameless lakes we’d pass along the way to Stockholm.

Fika on a train in Sweden

This would be our first 180 km/h (110 mph) fika on the fly. Those rolls we bought at the Saluhall were finally brought out and with coffees supplied by the restaurant car, we dug into our rolling fika. My cinnamon roll was almost gone when it occurred to me to take a photographic reminder of yet another perfect Swedish coffee pause. Lucky for us, Caroline had only taken a single bite because she really knows how to savor the good things.

Countryside seen by rail in Sweden

Maybe the following incident wouldn’t have occurred had we been sitting in the crowded 2nd class compartments of the train instead of the lofty isolation of 1st class, but when Caroline was returning from a facilities break, it seems she considered choosing a different seatmate for the rest of her journey. The side eye offered her by the “other” guy apparently gave her the impression she was being spurned because she jumped up quickly and returned to me as though I hadn’t recognized her attempt to escape my clutching heart. While this is a first on a train, Caroline has been known on previous occasions to approach other cars (and even stepping into one) that she “supposedly” thought were ours.

We’ve passed through Katrineholm under overcast skies with occasional rain along the route to Stockholm. I’ve seen plenty of cows, sheep, and horses but an absolute dearth of birds. Of course, just as I noted that I spotted a dozen or so birds.

Stockholm, Sweden

Leaving the crush of humanity at the central train station in Stockholm, we dragged this suitcase that is a constant reminder of how much I want to rid myself of this broken thing to the hotel, checked in, and were gone in minutes to experience this great weather.

The Church of Saint Clare in Stockholm, Sweden

Orienting oneself to a new environment never really happens in the first minutes of being somewhere new, and this afternoon was no different. Construction exacerbated the issue, culminating with me insisting we follow my intuition to a dead-end until Caroline led the way to the St. Clara (Klara Kyrka) church.

The Church of Saint Clare in Stockholm, Sweden

Back in 1527, this church was built over the one that had stood here since the 1280s. That initiative was led by King Gustav I Vasa, recognized as the first king of Sweden because he removed Sweden from the Kalmar Union, which was initiated by Danish Queen Margrethe I as a means of countering the influence of the German Hanseatic League. There will be points along this trip where I’ll reiterate previously stated moments out of history in order to cement the connections and relationships I’d like to better understand.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

This is Stockholm City Hall, which just celebrated its 100th birthday. While city hall was on our list of places to “see,” there wasn’t a note to ourselves about it being a must-see interior, and we blew it. Reading up about the local seat of government here, it turns out that the Golden Hall is decorated with a mosaic made of 18 million tiles of colored glass and gold. Reason #26 for why we must return to Scandinavia.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

It is said that Birger Jarl used to tame wild Swedish lions as an infant, and why not? Italians believe that Romulus and his twin brother, Remus, who founded Rome, were raised by a she-wolf. In all honesty, one of these stories is not true.

Stockholm, Sweden

That’s Riddarholmen island across the Riddarfjärden, which is the easternmost bay of Lake Mälaren and where we’d be heading after leaving the city hall area.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

This is the gold-plated cenotaph of 13th-century Swedish statesman Birger Jarl. Also known as Birger Magnuson, this was the man who is considered the founder of Stockholm, who also played a foundational role in establishing the lands that would become known as Sweden. For these efforts, King Eric XI offered Birger the title of Jarl, which was a role just below the King. Earlier, I stated that Gustav I Vasa was the first king of Sweden. Until that point in time, the territories of the Kalmar Union were effectively ruled by the Danish monarchy.

City Hall in Stockholm, Sweden

Nearly 8 million red bricks were used in the building of the city hall. It is in the “Blå hallen” (Blue Hall) that the Nobel Prize banquet is held (the Golden Hall hosts the ball). Yet another reason to despair is that we didn’t visit the building during our time in Stockholm, as the sheer number of geniuses that have ascended these stairs is staggering.

Birger Jarl's Tower on Riddarholmen in Stockholm, Sweden

Birger Jarl’s Tower was never visited by or known to Birger Jarl since it was built hundreds of years after Birger died. King Gustav I had this tower erected as part of the city’s defensive structure, and it’s considered the oldest building in Stockholm.

Riddarholmen Church in Stockholm, Sweden

Reason #27 to return to Scandinavia: visit the interior of Riddarholmen Church, which is only open during the summer. There are a number of royals interred in the church, though it is no longer used in that capacity, and royal burials have been moved to the Royal Cemetery.

Riddarholmen in Stockholm, Sweden

The view is still of Riddarholmen Island as we look back toward Birger Jarl’s Tower, which stands behind the building to the left. This corner of Stockholm is also a part of Gamla Stan (Old Town).

Fuck Putin sticker in Stockholm, Sweden

Nice rendition of Czar Putler of the Commie Republic of Former Soviet Fascists.

Stockholm, Sweden

We are being swept off our feet by the immense spectacle and beauty that is here in Stockholm. We had no idea that Sweden’s capital would be on par with the impressions we gathered in Vienna. In the background is Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral), which is already closed like most everything else.

Caroline Wise at Mårten Trotzigs gränd in Old Town Stockholm, Sweden

In the squeeze at Mårten Trotzigs gränd, which is the narrowest alley in the city. The man it was named after was once one of the richest men in Stockholm but found an untimely end when he was beaten to death a couple of hundred kilometers away in Kopparberg.

Stockholm, Sweden

Humans exist here where cars are forbidden.

Runestone in Stockholm, Sweden

When planning our vacation, I thought there was a chance we’d not have seen a runestone yet and that maybe time wouldn’t allow us to catch this one either, but here it is, and runestones are becoming relatively common. The fragment of runic script reads ᚦᚬᚱ[..]ᛅᛁᚾ ᛫ ᛅᚢᚴ ᛫ ᚠᚱᛅᚤᚴᚢᚾ ᛫ ᚦᛅᚢ[…] ᛫ ᛋᛏᛅᛁᚾ ᛫ ᛁᚠᛏᛁᛦ […] ᛋᚢᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ and translates to Thorsteinn and Freygunnr, they … stone in memory of … their son.

Stockholm, Sweden

Visiting Stortorget (The Grand Square) was a crazy idea as this place is packed. I can’t imagine what it was like a month ago! With everyone else trying to capture selfies with the Nobel Museum posing behind them, I opted to take this photo of the old fountain.

Public urinal in Stockholm, Sweden

Men have been pissing here for 133 years, and it smells like it. There was no way I was going to see the Källargränd Urinal built in 1890 and not use it myself, but damn, once the stream started, I was seriously tempted to step to the side and piss in the street as the stench was so pungent. My first introduction to pissoirs was in Amsterdam in the 1980s, and in researching the history of this Swedish unit, I learned that the Vespasienne Arago, the last surviving Parisian pissoir, is still in use and calling for my pee.

Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral) in Stockholm, Sweden

No entry here to the Storkyrkan (Stockholm Cathedral) as in keeping with tradition, the western side is where the entry is found. When one walks into a church, the stained glass windows should be catching the rising sun to the east thus illuminating the sanctuary in such a way as to inspire awe in visitors.

Finnish Church (Finnish: Suomalainen kirkko) in Stockholm, Sweden

Welcome to the Suomalainen Kirkko (Finnish Church) we shouldn’t have been able to visit, but a private event that was wrapping up still had the doors open, and me being me, we walked right in like we belonged here, nobody said a thing. We kept our visit to a minimum, failing to capture a great photo, but no matter, this documents our first-ever visit to a Finnish church.

Järnpojke or Iron Boy in Stockholm, Sweden

Järnpojke, or Iron Boy, is the smallest public monument in Stockholm and is located right behind the church we just barged into.

Axel Oxenstiernas Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

The Axel Oxenstierna Palace must be noted because Oxenstierna was a badass. We have read quite a lot about this man with regard to his time involved with the Thirty Years War of 1618 to 1648 but know little of him otherwise; well, let me tell you. When Oxenstierna was a mere 29 years old, he became Lord High Chancellor of Sweden to King Gustavus Adolphus. By 1632, the king died in battle, leaving Oxenstierna in effect, the regent of Sweden. Then, in 1634, he introduced the Instrument of Government, which was effectively Sweden’s first constitution, and established counties in his country, which replaced provinces and remains the form of local government until this day.

Changing of the guard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

As the changing of the guard began at the Royal Palace, I must have been the most unprepared visitor there that day because the troop was moving fast, and I was about to get a photo of their backsides if I didn’t snap now. While the image is blurry, there was just enough focus that I found this interesting enough to share.

Courtyard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

The Royal Palace is a gigantic place, and while it’s still used by King Carl XVI Gustaf for state ceremonies and special events, it seems to be mostly a tourist attraction these days. The king and queen currently live out of town on an island at Drottningholm Palace.

Changing of the guard at the Royal Palace in Stockholm, Sweden

After the guards moved behind some doors that are off limits to visitors, their business wasn’t finished yet, and from time to time, another guard emerged to care for something or other. One of those young guards in the King’s employ was close enough that I was able to ask if I could get a photo of her. I love the helmet and hope the young lady will have fond memories of the time she worked at the Royal Palace, even if it is mostly for the performance value.

Stockholm, Sweden

So much already seen, and yet we’ve only been a little more than 2.5 hours in the capital city. Tomorrow is our only full day in Stockholm because, on the day after, we are heading up to Uppsala. I reluctantly admit that our brief visit was based on the shortsighted idea that maybe we should limit our time in any one place so we can orient ourselves and that it’s better to capture a little bit of everything than to have never been present to participate in the life of a city, even if for only a few minutes.

Stockholm, Sweden

Wow, Stockholm, we never knew that this is where Vienna meets Venice. Are you just the best-kept secret, or did we arrive on the single most perfect day in the history of this city?

Stockholm, Sweden

If anything, in this photo, the Art Noveau Baroque Skånebanken building looks appealing, even though the finer details are underrepresented due to the resolution. This is a tiny fraction of the ornate character spread out in all directions. Stockholm is a city you must experience with your own eyes and ears, but before you ever arrive, start learning about the history of Scandinavia and have a better itinerary to explore the details you’ll certainly want to know about instead of being dumb tourists like us who will really only be able to scratch a small corner of the surface of things.

Norrbro Bridge Lion in Stockholm, Sweden

We are crossing the Norrbro Bridge heading north, just walking around to admire the architecture as there’s so much eye candy to be found here.

Stockholm, Sweden

Caroline, the polyglot, was enjoying her laugh at the word Hiss, which is Swedish for lift/elevator.

St Jacobs Church in Stockholm, Sweden

St Jacob’s Church will be our last stop of the day. We are growing fatigued after walking more than 21 km (13 miles), so we’ll head to dinner after this and then try to convince ourselves to make our way to the hotel to take a rest.

St Jacobs Church in Stockholm, Sweden

Listen up tourists, it is a serious faux pas to take photos during church services, but my travels require as many church photos as I can possibly take, even if it means I must occasionally act the tactless fool. With everything else closed, services at this time presented an opportunity I couldn’t pass up because who knows if we’ll be able to include this tomorrow.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

Dinner was at Kryp In Gamla Stan, which specializes in traditional Swedish meals, allowing us to start with an appetizer of chanterelles followed by venison stuffed dumplings for Caroline and flounder for me. It’s a hard balance of hoping to find authentic meals and being drawn into tourist restaurants that serve what they believe the visitor expects and are far from real flavors. With so many different languages being spoken in European capitals, one never really knows if locals eat at these places. Our meal was good, so I suppose that’s enough, but the uncertainty usually taints these experiences, having me walking away believing I was overcharged and possibly duped. On the other hand, for Caroline, there was a surprise to be found in the women’s room: free tampons, you don’t see that every day.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

Reenergized not just from dinner but the beautiful reflected moonlight over the lake, we continued walking around Stockholm, enjoying everything about this day filled with wow.

Stockholm, Sweden at night

It was only a couple more miles, if that, before we felt that enough was enough and that we’d extracted as much as could from our day. Plus, we’d have all day tomorrow to explore a few places in detail.

Lund to Gothenburg, Sweden

Skum (Foam) Lund, Sweden

A funny thing about this language puzzle is how quickly it exposes the idiot that still dwells within me. I’m drawn in due to my puerility because, for me, the word “Skum” triggers a second glance and a chuckle about putting out a fire with scum. Now I have to stop and think, what is shot from a fire extinguisher? Foam is the answer, and that’s what the Swedish word Skum translates to, so this sign only brings attention to a fire extinguisher at this location in our hotel. It turns out that Skum is derived from the Middle Dutch word Schume meaning froth or foam, and that word originates from Proto-German Skuma, which means shallow ladle for removing scum (German: Schaum). Next, I will examine the etymology of the English word scumbag, which is slang for condoms.

Lund, Sweden

While getting ready to take on the day, I’m taken by how fluid Caroline’s and my cooperation with each other is. Often in synch and moving toward a common goal, it’s a kind of dance we go through from the moment we first face each other upon waking up until we fall asleep. For this to work, there can be no taking advantage of each other. As those who know me are aware, I need not work for money, but I’m well aware that I cannot waste any time I am afforded in uncertainty or lack of productivity. I understand the rarity of the gift of time I can invest not only in myself but both of us. Whether I’m writing, reading, talking, or involved with some type of craft, I’m evolving – which, if I’m fortunate, will benefit the two of us. There is no time for TV, games, or professional sports as they are counterproductive and, in my view, destroy or at least harm one’s chance of finding real happiness. I do not live vicariously. I create new memories, share experiences, and, on occasion, revel in what we’ve been able to accomplish.

Lund, Sweden

Yes, I’m an atheist, but that has never stopped me from looking for divinity in solemn places. I try to live in the moment but never stop searching for a sense of time in historic sites. I’ve seen things in ways that bring tears to my eyes, yet I’m always on the lookout for more because tears are not only about suffering.

Lund, Sweden

I picked an apple from this tree hanging over the sidewalk only to find that it was a fall apple and needed another month or two to fully ripen. No matter, we shared the apple as we are not ones to throw food away, especially when it was taken while walking the streets of an urban area in a different country. As I’ve said somewhere else on this blog, we are unaccustomed to finding food in America’s cities that have been sterilized of things that are edible.

Main Train Station in Lund, Sweden

Our walk away from the hotel this morning had us dragging our bags to the Lund main train station to store them in a locker. We have tickets to Gothenburg, Sweden, with a departure time of 2:15 p.m., well after our checkout.

Lund, Sweden

Triggered again! Is this a heroin bar (American slang: smack), snack bar, or ice cream shop? I had no idea that smak meant taste or flavor, but now that I do, I wonder if this is related to the German word schmecken. [It is indeed – Caroline] Visiting the Facebook page of this shop, I learned that it’s an ice cream parlor, a place to get a different kind of fix.

University in Lund, Sweden

There seem to be buildings everywhere that belong to Lund University, but I guess that’s the way things have to work when you fit a university into a city that’s already 650 years old. The university was founded in 1666, and during the intervening 357 years, the school has continued to grow and is considered one of the top 100 universities on earth. This particular building is being utilized as part of the Kulturskolan or School of the Arts.

All Saints Church in Lund, Sweden

We don’t typically visit churches less than 500 years old, but we are making an exception today to visit the Allhelgonakyrkan (All Saints Church) consecrated in 1891. Just kidding, age has nothing to do with our decision to visit a church; only an open door stands between us and our visiting a house of worship.

All Saints Church in Lund, Sweden

Here we are in the sanctity of a space created for gathering, but we find ourselves alone. The idea is that those who enter these domains are looking to commune with the holy spirit, align their soul, or seek knowledge and compassion to comfort themselves or a loved one, and yet, time and again, the masses do not turn to the modern church because the thing that most satisfies what ails them is to be found in the form of cash.

All Saints Church in Lund, Sweden

Aside from tourist attractions and the occasional setting of a wedding, have our churches become relics of a time where belief was the primary vehicle for one’s life and these buildings the highway to deliverance? I cannot infer that there is nobody left who wants to worship and seek guidance because I certainly witness them taking a place in an otherwise empty pew and looking to heaven in prayer. By and large, though, visions of God are mostly gone and forgotten in a different age. Ears that at another point in history were tuned to hearing the collective prayers of others in pain and anguish in order to build community have fallen into deafness while simultaneously, we turn a blind eye to tragedies that are too great a burden for the souls of good capitalists. And yet, when it comes to riches, we all aspire to don the cloak of the holiest, most righteous, and deserving and believe that God is looking over us and our good fortune, others be damned. This idea that we’ve absolved ourselves of doing the work of God so we can relish in the glory of wealth is an evil contradiction of the tenets of religion that put the health and welfare of all people above the few.

All Saints Church in Lund, Sweden

The time is lost when people turned to their souls and, in community, found the essence of God. Love always rang through the congregation, even if it was only for an hour on Sunday. Today, self-love is found in financial transactions that beatify our existence and aloft us to nirvana. Today, Amazon offers us the kind of salvation that was once found in the church, with the media acting as the Pope, extolling what is cool.

All Saints Church in Lund, Sweden

The altar is archaic, appreciated by the atheist more than the devout, as the aesthetics are unique and fit the inquiring mind of the godless individual searching for the uncommon and unknown. What is offered to the senses in the church are not on-brand mass-produced goods that anoint the herd with salvation through consumption; this sanctuary of the holy is no longer a refuge for those trying to find their way or discover deeper truths in the unknown. It is painfully obvious that a church exercising its power to the point of being shoulder to shoulder with the most powerful is corrupt, but if God is supposed to be in the heart of all people, then why does the rage of intolerance and expression of greed infect such vast numbers of people? I am one of those who do not believe in a God, and yet my heart is overwhelmed with the need to know the extent of how far I can love and how loudly I can beg for the divine to be known. My voice, though, is not to be heard as I’m not on the “Viral Plan.” I’m not standing in the pulpit of TikTok or on a stage displaying the physical attributes everyone desires to worship. I’m just a nobody atheist, but I’m also profoundly in love.

Are You Communist sticker in Lund, Sweden

Are You A Communist? For over 50 years, Sweden has had a communist party, which isn’t all that strange in Europe, though it would certainly seem quite wrong for Americans. Consider for a moment that they are not represented on the national level and only have a few seats in local municipalities, while the Pirate Party back in 2009 captured enough votes to gain a seat with the European Parliament. Don’t worry yet about the communists yet as over in Germany, AFD (Alternative For Deutschland – might as well call them Nazis) has a bit more than 10% of the seats in parliament. [The German Communist Party or DKP is absolute fringe in comparison and has no seats at all – Caroline] Such is the nature of politics not controlled by two monolithic parties where stalemates are the rule.

Lund, Sweden

Flowers don’t give a damn about war, history, technology, or any of the other silly machinations of people bent on control, intimidation, and fear. Flowers have their own Freedom Party with a single platform that demands the right to sway in the wind.

Astronomical Clock at the Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

We have returned once again to the Lund Cathedral because it’s not busy at this early hour, and we want to visit the crypt without others milling about. The cathedral is already open, while our next destination doesn’t unlock its doors until 10:00 a.m. We’ll have to return for a third visit to the cathedral since the astronomical clock will not play until noon and then again at 3:00, but we’ll be on our way north by that time.

The Crypt at Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

A sense of palpable excitement grips me upon entering the crypt of a church. When descending into such places, there is a charge that does not originate in movies or books but is, in my opinion, inexplicable and mysterious. The solemnity is greater down here than on the floors above or in hospitals and libraries. Remember, I don’t or do not want to believe in spirits, ghosts, or souls of those who preceded my joining this space as a visitor, and as far as I know, my imagination doesn’t play to entertaining such mysteries as having weight or authenticity. Yet, there are times when the perplexing presence of historical gravity seems to be present in ways I cannot truly comprehend.

The Crypt at Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

Legend has it that this is Finn the Giant, who made an agreement with a troll, but something went sideways, and now Finn stands here in petrified form, helping hold up the church.

The Crypt at Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

This is Finn’s wife and child, holding fast to another pillar. What the truth of the matter is and who they represent is lost to time, and that’s perfectly okay as humanity is rarely interested in truths when a good story is at hand.

The Crypt at Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

The oldest grave down here is of Hermann of Schleswig buried in the 12th century, but when the last burial was has proven impossible to determine.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

There are two rows of medieval choir stalls that not only are some of the largest Gothic carved wooden sculptures anywhere but have been in place since the late 14th century, surviving for more than 600 years.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

There are a total of 78 seats and not one of them has been sat in by me or Caroline. This concludes our second visit to the Lund Cathedral.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

With time to spare before the astronomical clock sounds at noon, we walked over to Kulturen i Lund (Museum of Cultural History) to visit the outdoor living history museum.

Runestone at Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

Yesterday we saw our first runestone that was weathered, incomplete, and hidden in a dark space, but this one is magnificent and complex, at least in our eyes. This runestone dates to the year 1000, is carved in the Younger Futhark runic alphabet, and reads, “Káulf and Autir set this stone in memory of Tumi, their brother, who owned Gudis Snape” which is now the small village of Gussnava down near Ystad.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

The first thing that comes to mind in this Museum is Colonial Williamsburg back in Virginia, except it’s Swedish, located in Europe, and older.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

This is the world’s second-oldest open-air museum after Skansen in Stockholm.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

As the museum was taking form back in 1882, there still existed many buildings from the Middle Ages up to their present that the museum could relocate from the surrounding areas, and that’s just what they did. According to the literature, everything is authentic, and we assume the wall paintings are, too; I wish this kind of stuff was on our walls.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

With only a little more than 90 minutes at the museum, we are rushing through the grounds which is easy enough, seeing it’s a Thursday outside of the main tourism season. Due to the time of year that we are here, there are no demonstrations going on, which expedites things, too, although we are left to wonder how much excitement we are missing.

There is so much we could reach out and touch, there are no cameras, and no docents sitting by watching visitors. Most likely, in the United States, people would have carved their names into things, taken souvenirs, or posed with the displays in ways that would be disrespectful to the exhibits. Now, I’m sure that the figures hanging against the wall are not authentic historic pieces and that the stools are modern, but that a lot of this stuff can be unattended by security, unobserved by surveillance, or behind protective barriers should be noted.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

If only eco-tourism were to turn to eco/history tourism, we could spend a week in an environment that eschewed particular conveniences, allowing visitors to experience life outside of time.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

An old farmhouse with a spinning wheel, loom, and other fiber-related tools would keep Caroline busy, while a library and a writing desk could easily occupy my time, making for a world-class vacation.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

I don’t typically have a good impression of open-air museums as my sense is that they are heavy-handed affairs with all of the authenticity of a Renaissance Festival in the Arizona desert, but the presentation here in Lund is excellent and nearly fully immersive. There are some worker vehicles nearby and a bit of scaffolding for a building that’s being preserved, but aside from that, it’s pretty easy to get lost in history. Most of the signage offering historical tidbits (down to the names of previous occupants and their stories) is bilingual.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

I suppose in a litigious society with liability insurance and draconian rules regarding access and exposure to hazards like low doorways where someone could “crack their skull,” those things become the reasons why the edges are being removed from public spaces. And then, details such as this roof cannot exist because when you pay people minimum wage in the American economy, the skills to support such things don’t add up. There are moments that I feel nothing adds up in the United States when it comes to quality of life unless you are incredibly wealthy and can exist in a gated fortress.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

The American aristocracy of 100 years ago was able to buy up untold numbers of art and treasures to decorate their mansions. While people like Industrialist Andrew Carnegie became philanthropists funding a myriad of libraries, the investment in the public space has really only benefited those of means. For example, sure, we have museums, but the best ones are in New York City, Chicago, Washington, D.C., Philadephia, San Francisco, and Los Angeles, while here in Europe, it’s not uncommon to find treasures in small out-of-the-way places such as Lund, Sweden; Stuttgart, Germany; or Ostend, Belgium. I suppose it’s simply one of the defining characteristics of a culture that invests in quality of life compared to one that invests to see how concentrated wealth can become.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

Out of view on the right is a loom, while before us is a bundle of flax and the requisite tools to start turning it into linen fibers.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

There was an exhibit going on during our visit dedicated to sharing cultural information about the Sámi people of northern Sweden, Norway, and Finland, but we needed to beat feet back over to the cathedral as our 1-minute concert would begin soon, and we couldn’t miss it.

Kulturen in Lund - Museum of Cultural History in Lund, Sweden

The weather is turning ominous while the view appears medieval.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

Life should be accompanied by on-demand guides knowledgeable about everything we could possibly want to know about, such as these crazy psychedelic sculptures at the closed side entrance of the cathedral.

Astronomical Clock at the Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

For hundreds of years, these knights have raised their swords to do battle, never having resolved the conflict…

Astronomical Clock at the Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

…while this procession rarely fails to emerge from the darkness to make an appearance charming those in attendance.

Caroline Wise at Grand Deli in Lund, Sweden

On the hunt for lunch, we passed what is obviously a popular place, it’s called Swedish Express and with a dozen people in line and very limited seating, we had to skip this opportunity for more Swedish meatballs as it was raining. Down a couple more doors, we entered the Grand Deli, snagged a couple of places to sit, and got ready to eat whatever they had. Great choice this was, even though they have a very limited lunch menu featuring two different daily offerings. Today was either a lentil-based vegetarian bowl or a pulled pork version that was nearly the same; I ordered one of each.

Our mid-day meal in this little gourmet joint that doubles as a small market was delightful. Bread and a bottle of chilled water were included. This was not our first encounter with the kind of utensils we were provided; they are biodegradable and compostable made from various natural materials such as rice husk, bamboo, and/or wheat straw. Mind you, this attention to detail we might expect from a hipster pricey spot in NYC, SF, or LA, but in the city of Lund, Sweden, with a population of just around 100,000, this feels extraordinary to me.

Broder Jakobs Cafe in Lund, Sweden

A couple more doors away is Broder Jakobs Cafe, where we picked up the fixings for a fika under the back patio awning in the rain. Armed with a cinnamon and cardamom roll and two coffees, we were punctuating our short visit to Lund with perfection.

Train to Gothenburg, Sweden

We left Lund under a light rain for the 2.25-hour train ride to Gothenburg, where I was hoping there would be no rain. This was the first time on vacation that I found a large block of free time to sit and ponder things, but the hat of profundity was missing, and the hope of whipping out some writing I could be proud of felt far away. Even some bad writing to be properly embarrassed by if it’s stylistically poor enough is desired and preferred over more mediocre blatherings that typically represent the “Did this, went there, saw that” bit of crap that made up the majority of notes taken at this juncture of our trip.

I was busy trying to distract myself by looking out the window as we sped along at 200 km/h (125 mph) over the murky landscape beneath gray skies, passing plowed fields, occasional plots of corn, and even a windmill, but as I gazed into the world racing by, nothing in my mind said: “Get ready for inspiration.” On the contrary, the whispers of crickets and light flutter of cobwebs suggested that the cavernous space between my ears had been vacated.

I hoped I’d be saved by the first stop on the route as we pulled into Helsingborg, and my camera talked to me, telling me to make art or at least take a photo so that upon committing these handwritten notes to the computer upon returning to the U.S., you might have an image that could inspire something or other. But here I am so many weeks later and have nothing to add, so I transcribe my notes and move on.

Train to Gothenburg, Sweden

Maybe part of the problem is that there has been no idle time to stop and reflect on the collection of impressions that are falling into our senses at a frenetic pace. With an empty head, I find myself focusing on distractions I can use to further distract myself by blaming others for what I’m missing. There’s a clone of a generic businessman to our left who is mad-typing with a serious urgency that is destroying my 1st class experience. Then there’s the Covid cougher a couple of rows over who is hacking incessantly. Sweet god, someone a few rows ahead is aggressively unwrapping another bonbon, possibly the sixth or seventh bonbon, with cellophane crinkles that are likely disturbing people in other cars. I’ll certainly become unhinged at this rate because how many damn bonbons does one need to unwrap in a place of relative silence?

Meanwhile, Caroline sits carelessly oblivious with headphones on, busy with yet another Swedish Duolingo lesson that has allowed her to master saying Tak for thanks and Hej (sounds like Hey) for hello. Hey, rope’s end; meet John’s inability to tolerate Mr. Bonbon and the guy whose phone is audibly alerting him for each and every text message. I think I’m reaching the edge of no return, and rage will make an appearance. Had I wanted a declasse trash concert of the etiquette deficient, I would have saved the money and joined the peasants of 2nd class. Paying for the privilege to sit with these snob assholes was for the pristine environment that was going to allow me to tap the creative flow instead of plumbing bitter lament.

Knitting on Train to Gothenburg, Sweden

Hmm, should I offer a weather report, talk about a train stop, or file a noise disturbance report with the conductor? Or how about sharing how annoying I am to Caroline with every kvetch I toss off as I over-dramatize how annoying everyone else is, thus becoming the most annoying person sitting right next to my wife? Come to think about it; maybe this can be considered a creative writing exercise where I flirt with madness, thus walking in the footsteps that took Strindberg into writing Inferno.

Forty-five more minutes pass while searching my head of emptiness, and now I’m even running out of kvetch though I’m still able to bring out the sense of annoyance to my seatmate. On the other hand, we’re going really fast through the rain, and the noisy fellow travelers have quieted down by now. As for Caroline, she sits mostly outside the turmoil afflicting me while she listens to her audiobook about George Washington and busies herself knitting my next pair of socks. I hate to admit it, but maybe I should take up knitting.

I’ve lost count of the number of crinkly cellophane wrappers this idiot has been able to unwrap in two hours. If it weren’t for the fact that we’d be deboarding in 20 minutes, I’d walk up to him and garrot him with Caroline’s headphone cable. I’m now seriously considering downgrading tomorrow’s trip to Stockholm, as it is painfully obvious that the Swedes do not respect proper train manners. Too bad, because otherwise, they too could be perfect like the Danes and Germans.

Old Tram in Gothenburg, Sweden

We’ve arrived in Gothenburg (pronounced Yotta-bourry in Swedish), and I need to find a church to beg forgiveness for my transgressions of entertaining murderous aspirations, but it better be Catholic as a Protestant church will do nothing for my soul.

Gothenburg, Sweden

A not-so-funny thing happened on the way to check into our hotel: a wheel on our suitcase crumbled into half a dozen pieces, and now we are pulling the loudest-ever clickety-clackety suitcase over cobblestones. This would be okay if we were willing to go buy another bag, but we’d rather suffer the indignity of disturbing the peace of anyone within a block distance than give up 30 minutes of vacation trying to find a replacement that can wait until we return to Arizona, we hope.

Oraklet Statue (The Oracle) in Gothenburg, Sweden

Outside the Gothenburg Cathedral sits this statue; she’s known as the Oraklet (The Oracle). This was an early rendition of The Little Mermaid back when Hans Christian Andersen was still floating the idea of writing something along the lines of Mary Shelley’s The Modern Prometheus but was angling for a seafood connection.

Gothenburg Cathedral in Gothenburg, Sweden

Starting in 1621, a stave church stood here, followed by a cathedral, then another cathedral, and then finally this one. Over the course of less than 100 years, two cathedrals burned down, along with a high school and 290 houses in total, until this rather uninspired building became the third cathedral.

Gothenburg Cathedral in Gothenburg, Sweden

Not feeling the inspiration – from my view, this is the European version of the strip mall church.

Gothenburg, Sweden

On Västra Hamngatan stands a building with this statue of SVEA, who is the personification of mother Sweden.

Gothenburg, Sweden

One of approximately 30 public drinking fountains found across the city.

Diner in Gothenburg, Sweden

These small shacks scattered across Europe serve standard fast-food fare, but they are independently owned mom-and-pop operations that offer variety when everything else is a franchise. Maybe I have some kind of nostalgic feeling for them as they trigger old memories of diners and something from my own past that doesn’t seem to exist on the shores over the Atlantic anymore.

Gothenburg, Sweden

I could be mistaken, but I’d swear this is Swedish Wiesbaden. Of course, you’d have to know something or other about that German city.

Window Shopping in Gothenburg, Sweden

Walking through the shopping area, most everything is closed, but window shopping might be more satisfying as it means we don’t have to waste time stopping in every other one.

Window Shopping in Gothenburg, Sweden

The girl at the front desk of our hotel told us about a no-frills restaurant called KöttbulleKällaren, which serves, you guessed it, Köttbullar (Swedish meatballs). They were definitely on the large side, covered in something that could be called brown gravy, a weak concoction of lingonberry, and some rather chunky mashed potatoes, but it was cheap, and we were fed.

This is the window display of the oldest tea and coffee shop in Gothenburg called Indiska Thé & Kaffe Magasinet; the place is an artwork in its own right.

Evening in Gothenburg, Sweden

We’re back at the Gothenburg Central Station because our hotel is nearby and the day for us is over.

Evening in Gothenburg, Sweden

The view from our hotel room is of the railyard. Can you guess that we’re here because it was one of the cheapest in town? Let’s hope for better weather tomorrow so we can see this Swedish city in a better light. But don’t construe that the day could have been any better; we are thrilled about the breadth of our experiences in Sweden on our third day here.

Ystad to Lund, Sweden

Prins Carl Hotel in Ystad, Sweden

We slept with the window open for the cool sea air, forgetting that at daybreak, the seagulls might start in with their squawking, but that racket was only the final straw that shook us out of bed before our alarm was to wake us at 5:45. Throughout the night, the nearby church rang the appropriate number of gongs to represent the hour. After midnight that wasn’t really a problem anymore, but then on the half-hour, there was a single gong to remind us of where we were on the clock. We were simply too tired to care enough about the disturbance to get up and close the window.

Downstairs, for the breakfast buffet (included with the room), we met Felix, Sven’s son. Sven, the owner of the hotel, had checked us in yesterday. Felix gave us a quick lesson in the differences between the Danish and Swedish economies as he’s worked in Denmark for a time. At our table, we listened to Albin Lee Meldau sing Segla på ett moln to us about sailing on a cloud. We placed our bags in storage so we could check out and take out our bikes for today’s big adventure.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Off we go with our e-bikes toward Kåseberga, about 18 km (10 miles) east of Ystad.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Just as in cars, Caroline is the navigator, which becomes important on this trek as the bike trails and exactly where we are aren’t always evident.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Riding past a field that might have live ammunition seems strange at first, but we’ve driven past at least a couple of places in the United States where that is true as well. Maybe the proximity due to being on a bike next to a simple barbed wire fence instead of driving in a car next to a chainlink fence topped with razor wire made the difference.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

Yep, that’s the fence on the right that stands between us and our annihilation from stepping on something that goes boom.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

In an early iteration of our travel plans, we were going to jump on a ferry to the island of Gotland, Sweden, and visit the historic village of Visby, which is said to be the best-preserved medieval city in all of Scandinavia. Due to the time of year in which are traveling, train schedules and routes, and not wanting to rent cars, Gotland wasn’t going to work, but in trying to find a way, I discovered the place where we are headed today.

Riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

We brought ponchos with us and a waterproof camera bag should we see rain while out on this bike ride, determined we didn’t want to allow the weather to derail our journey over the Swedish countryside. Our wish for blue skies seems to be happening, but we are well aware of how quickly things can change.

Caroline Wise riding down the southern coast of Sweden east of Ystad

While some of our ride has been shared on the open streets, Swedish drivers have been polite and always give us enough space even on narrow roads, so there’s been no real stress getting down the coast aside from the nervousness that travels with us due to previous experiences.

Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached the village of Kåseberga and are nearly at our destination.

Kåseberga, Sweden

Pushing heavy e-bikes up an unrideable hill is never fun, but the weather on our side makes up for that.

Harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

At the top of the hill overlooking the Kåseberga harbor on the Baltic Sea, we left the bikes with Caroline’s backpack to the side. Nothing is locked up or secured; we are trying our best to hear what those around us have been telling us over these early days of our vacation: you can trust things and leave your paranoia behind. I wish it were so simple. Anyway, the rest of our trail must be walked.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

We’ve reached Ales Stenar (Ale’s Stones), which might as well be Stonehenge from our point of view. Prior to my trip planning, I’d never heard of other stone circles, and the one I stumbled upon happens to be the largest one in Sweden. We are in awe.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

So much unknown history and so much uncertainty about everything that exists between us and what lies before us. Nobody will ever know a fraction about our planet, its people, our past, or what we might discover tomorrow.

Baltic Sea seen from Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Just beyond the doors and gates of our perception are mysteries that most will never care to explore, and even when we venture into these new domains, the onion skin we peel back is but a molecule of the whole that will leave the majority of knowledge that might be gleaned hiding in the space beyond our senses.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

Quick, take a photo to remind yourself that your experiences are real, or nobody will ever believe you that your life has been so rich, loaded with rare experiences, and enchanted by love. To hedge our run of luck, we move around the circle clockwise and counterclockwise, touching each stone as we go while also knowing it can’t hurt anything, even if it ultimately contributes nothing.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

What a peculiar thing this existence is; we flash into life like a glimmering sparkle capturing sunlight before the cloud of death, and the setting sun of life obscures even the idea that we were once here. As we linger here trying to pick up something intangible as though the voice of history or our ancestors will reach out, we’ll never be able to spend enough time here at Ales Stenar that the images and experiences are burned deep enough into our memories.

Ales Stenar (Ale's Stones) in Kåseberga, Sweden

These 59 stones are laid out in the outline of a ship which has some archeologists suggesting this could be a monument for lives lost at sea. This type of circle, also called “stone ship,” is not uncommon in Sweden, Denmark, and other Baltic locations. Traditionally, stone circles have been found over burial sites, and urns of remains have been found here below the surface, so this could be a final resting place. Then there’s the fact that the sun sets over the northwest tip of the stone circle at midsummer and rises at the opposite tip during midwinter, so it possibly served calendaric functions. The age of the monument is also in question, with some saying it has been in use for about 5,500 years while others suggest it first came into existence around 1,500 years ago; nobody really knows.

Baltic Sea as seen from the harbor at Kåseberga, Sweden

Mysteries, how are they necessary in order for our mind to compel our curiosity in a forward motion? What might life be like if everything was spelled out and our questions were easily answered? I don’t believe we’d be the same species as we are at this time. By nature, humans, or those who actually desire to explore their humanity, will find themselves on a trajectory of uncertainty where the enigma and ambiguity of what they don’t know hold intrigue instead of fear and apprehension. For me, the connection across space and time and the knowledge that has traveled through this part of our universe never fails to amaze me while the antics of those wasting time and thought on inanities to the exclusion of self-discovery exist in an endless pit of despair. Their shenanigans risk my ability to focus on the potentialities I feel that I live for.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Our next stop has an address in Löderup, though we don’t need to be in the town proper, nor should we head in the direction of Löderups Strandbad, which is a campground, so not left or right turn for us: we need to go north following bike path number 3 with the red sign that directs us to go straight ahead.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

The name of the road is Peppingevägen, which Google wants to translate to Peppin Route, so what’s a Peppin? The confused answers from Bing would like me to travel down the weird rabbit hole, claiming it has something to do with Pippi Longstocking or King Pepin the Short, who preceded Charlemagne. While I kind of liked the second search result, this all felt wrong, so I asked Claude 2 for their thoughts. I was told that “Peppin” refers to a small farmstead in an isolated rural area, which sounds about right. I can already hear Caroline, “I thought you already knew that?”

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

No thoughts about the House on the Hill or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, though I could believe that this could be the next setting for Human Centipede. I’ve just been informed that Tom Six has apparently said that there will be no part 4 but that he would consider making a movie called The Human Caterpillar.

Riding up Peppingevägen in southern Sweden to the Valleberga Church

Small farms in a rural setting – it seems the road has been appropriately named.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Valleberga Church in Valleberga is not in Löderup as I first thought, though it is nearby. As we rode up, Caroline had been reading up on the church and saw mention of a runestone here at the church. We ran into a groundskeeper after scouring the cemetery for the Viking-age relic, but she’d never seen or heard about one here.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

What an undertaking it must have been to build a church in a rural area such as Valleberga, as very little at the time would have compared in scale to such an endeavor for a relatively small community. This particular church was built in the mid-1100s with labor that must have been comparatively equivalent to building pyramids or giant malls, albeit at a different scale. I can’t say I’ve ever seen a 900-year-old farmhouse or barn, but these heavy old churches survive the elements and passage of time, affording us windows into the past.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Cavernous spaces built before the arrival of electricity meant that natural light was required to play a role in illuminating the interior, and as it’s not all that often we are able to visit places that had to be constructed with that in mind, the appeal of the quality of lighting remains a huge draw in what attracts me to churches.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

These frescoes are now over 600 years old, having been painted in the 1400s.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

From Wikipedia: The baptismal font dates from the 1160s and was sculpted by the Master of Tryde, also called Majestatis. It depicts scenes from a legend about the apostles Peter and Paul. I wish more was known about this Romanesque anonymous master sculptor but at least there’s a list of churches where his work has shown up should we ever again have the opportunity to see other pieces from him.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

An old part of the church and the only remaining round church still standing in southern Sweden. In 1343, the round church was rebuilt to conform to the traditional cruciform shape we are more familiar with at this time.

Rune Stone at Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Separate from the church was a large tower Caroline thought might have held bells at one time. I was certain the door would be locked, but I couldn’t really be sure unless I checked, and wouldn’t you know it, the door was open. With some reluctance, Caroline joined me, which was made easier when I announced that the “half-finished” runestone was in there.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

Swivel Stones (Svickelsten) were stones used between a straight wall and a round arch structure. These two are found near the runestone. What we couldn’t have known at the time was that two of the gravestones on the floor were carved by the Master of Tryde, who also created the baptismal font pictured above.

Valleberga Church in Valleberga, Sweden

This is not a bell tower as Caroline had thought; it is called the Castle and is believed to have been part of a defensive wall at one time. In the not-too-distant past, the village wanted it and the church torn down to make way for a modern building, but the authorities in Stockholm shot down that idea, and now we can all be happy that this corner of history still exists.

Riding northwest to Glemmingebro, Sweden

But wait, there’s more, as we are not done with this bike ride yet.

Glemminge Kyrka & Kyrkogård in Glemmingebro, Sweden

For one reason or another, we didn’t stop in at this church, which is a shame because built into one of the cemetery walls is a runestone. This is the Glemminge Church inaugurated in the summer of 1900 after it was built on the site where an 11th-century Romanesque church stood. One possible reason for omitting it was that it wasn’t on my itinerary and as much as we’d enjoy unlimited time to do what we’d like on a spontaneous basis, we have other things to see and places to be. After getting home and while writing this post, we tried to identify this church but were having problems as we couldn’t find an exact match. Well, it turns out that the church suffered some damage, and in repairing the roof, a steeple was removed.

On Roemollevaegen in Glemmingebro, Sweden

What a beautiful little oasis among the farms with this thatch-roofed cottage under the chestnut trees. One strange element was the sign to my right of the photo that warns that the property is under video surveillance.

Tosterup Church in Tomelilla, Sweden

We almost didn’t make it to the Tosterup Church in Tomelilla as road construction looked like we’d have had to take a fairly big detour to make it up the hill, but the guys working the site allowed us to walk our bikes through the area. Once up here, we found the church locked up and the castle next door requiring a group of 10 or more to arrange a guided tour in order to visit.

The Tosterup Castle in Tomelilla, Sweden

The Tosterup Castle is one of the locations that the astronomer Tycho Brahe grew up in and that we’ll likely never see for ourselves other than this shot from the gate.

The countryside on the way to Svenstorp, Sweden

Off in the distance on the far right is a rather large windmill, though it’s nearly invisible in this photo due to the size in which I have to present it, it’s there, I can assure you. As a matter of fact, I think you should just make it a goal to see all of this for yourself because while we will have seen amazing sights on this ride, we had to skip seeing Bjärsjöholm Castle and the Borrie Church in order to take in the next destination that we only learned about yesterday afternoon.

Old Mill House in Svenstorp, Sweden

Nope, not yet; this old mill house in Svenstorp was not our next destination it was just a place on the side of the road.

Burial Mounds on Fårarpsvägen in Köpingebro, Sweden

While at the Gråbrödraklostret (Greyfriars Abbey) and St. Peter’s Church yesterday, there was a photograph in one of the exhibitions that piqued my interest, and the woman at the register offered us a general idea of where the “objects” are located. The funny thing was, we had just ridden past the intersection of Svenstorpvägen and Fårarpsvägen and were discussing the idea of giving up on our search as it felt like we were on a wild goose chase. Alright then, it’s decided, let’s get on down the road and head back to Ystad so we can catch our train, and it was just then, on returning to the intersection to turn right, that we spotted the hills right in front of us. These burial mounds are on Fårarpsvägen, just north of Köpingebro, and I could not find a single word online about their existence.

Bike route in Ystad, Sweden

You see things correctly in this map of our bike path; we did not peddle back to Ystad. On the road across the street from the burial mounds, Caroline’s bike started to behave strangely while making odd sounds – it was because her rear tire was nearly flat. Though she tried pedaling through it, we required a rescue out in the middle of nowhere. We were on Boställesvägen near an old sugarbeet factory, but from the bike trail that wasn’t easy to figure out. It took a minute to convey exactly where we were in a meaningful way to offer instructions to Erik so he could fetch us, but fetch he did, and we ended up having a great conversation with him about his co-ownership of a bar in the States and his visits to the U.S.

Saved, we were soon back in town, collecting our bags and boarding a train to our next destination, Lund, Sweden.

Caroline Wise at Aunt Hulda Yarn store in Lund, Sweden

Of course, our first stop would be in Lund’s sole yarn store, Aunt Hulda’s. Caroline is only holding this yarn for dramatic effect as there’s only so much we can afford and carry with us; this didn’t really come home with us. Right, Caroline would rather buy a new suitcase or hit up the local shipping agency to send yarns back to the States than miss the opportunity to take home the hues soft feels of yarn that yank at her heartstrings. Yarn has a kind of hypnotizing effect on this woman, like a reverse Medusa thing that compels her to collect as many skeins as her hands can transfer to the counter and leave with the satisfaction that life is good and at least she’s not been frozen into stone.

Lund, Sweden

As for me, I’m a prisoner of collecting the photos and stories that will travel home with us, such as this mural from Lund-born artist Finsta.

August Strindberg lived here in Lund, Sweden

We checked into our hotel, and upon walking out, we passed a house with a sign that caught my attention: August Strindberg lived here in 1897 when writing Inferno. Wow, on the adjacent corner, just by chance! I’m staying next to the house where Strindberg wrote this book I was in love with back in 1986 after I first encountered it. This is a wicked coincidence that leaves the hair on my arms standing up as if I were a Beatles fan visiting the crosswalk at Abbey Road. I’m in awe that this author and playwright has walked these very streets I’m about to explore this afternoon and tomorrow morning.

While I was searching for something about Ystad yesterday, I came across this quote from Inferno referencing their small village, “The little town to which I now betook myself lies in the extreme south of Sweden, on the seacoast. It is an old pirates’ and smugglers’ haunt, in which exotic traces of all parts of the world have been left by various voyagers.” I had no recollection of this reference but was excited to know a circle was closing in some way.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

Lund Cathedral appears to date to the latter half of the 11th century, but exact dates are sketchy. What isn’t ambiguous is that in a late 19th-century renovation, the architect responsible for updates tore down the entire western end of the cathedral and replaced it with a new entry and towers of his own design, pictured here. When the church was first taking shape, this part of Sweden belonged to Denmark.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

There’s a lengthy article on Wikipedia about the nearly 1,000 years of history of this old church. With simply too much information for me to try encapsulating here, it’s certainly worth a read.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

The altar right in front of the photo was consecrated in 1145, while the altarpiece in the background was donated in 1398. The 78 choir stalls in between date from 1361 and 1379. On the left is one of the six organs found in the Lund Cathedral,

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

We arrived at the cathedral in the minutes before it was closing; just seconds after I took this photo the lights on it were turned off. Hopefully, tomorrow, we’ll be able to find time for another visit, especially to watch one of the two daily performances where the two knights at the top of this astronomical clock clash. The clock was made back in 1425 and features the smallest of the six organs in the cathedral that plays In Dulci Jubilo, thought to be by German mystic Heinrich Seuse.

Lund Cathedral in Lund, Sweden

On occasion, I love the magnificence of architecture.

Lund University in Lund, Sweden

We are at a tiny corner of one of the most prestigious and largest universities in Northern Europe, Lund University. It also happens to be where Jaap Haartsen studied; he’s the person who gave the world Bluetooth technology, naming it after Viking King Harald Bluetooth, though I’ve already shared part of this info in a previous post.

Lund, Sweden

Lund was ordered to be established in 990 by King Sweyn Forkbeard of Denmark (son of Harald Bluetooth), remaining a Danish city until 1658 when treaties ended the Danish-Swedish wars. My main interest in sharing this point in history was nothing more than my keen appreciation of the name Forkbeard.

Lund, Sweden

I seem to also have a keen appreciation for red brick buildings.

Lund, Sweden

Accentuating an environment with artifacts of a different age adds charm to a place instead of always surrounding ourselves with images of modernity that scream consume at us.

Lund, Sweden

Replacing painted indicators of what traffic is allowed by installing stones that signify that this is bicycle territory makes a solid statement and is much appreciated. I’m impressed that so many cities in Europe are making consideration for how pedestrian zones improve the quality of life for those who live in these historic districts.

Lund, Sweden

The restaurant we are having dinner at, called M.E.A.T., is also on a pedestrian street, meaning that as we eat with the windows of the place open, we are not listening to cars driving by, nor are we listening to TVs.

Lund, Sweden

Approaching our hotel, we decide it’s too early to head to our room, so we veer to the left for a walk over to a nearby park.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

We are in the Stadsparken. Prior to the city walls being removed the area was a pasture within those walls. In 1911, the park was inaugurated, and now, here before 10:00 p.m., we are walking through with some minor trepidation: while some areas are well-lit, others are a bit dark. Our conditioning from America suggests that danger could be lurking in the shadows.

Stadsparken in Lund, Sweden

Two things happened on the way back to our hotel. First, Caroline noticed a young woman, maybe even a girl, walking by herself wearing over-the-ear headphones, seemingly without a care. We’d seen other women doing the same with full over-the-ear headphones (not just earbuds), walking through cities apparently oblivious and without concern about who might be around them. This is NOT a freedom girls and women have in the United States.

Second, we were drawn by the sounds of a party or nightclub coming from somewhere in the middle of the park. It’s after 10:00 p.m. on a Wednesday night, and we are curious. Following the sound, we come to a pavilion where about 40 young adults are singing and jumping up and down to an amplifier blaring the sound of a Macklemore song that is exciting the night with, “So, we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us.” The sense of this being a wholesome gathering cannot be overstated. Caroline and I stood there for that song and the better part of another, wondering why this doesn’t exist in the “Most free country on earth”? Obviously, we in the U.S. are not the happiest because what we are witnessing here in Lund is evidence of a society not existing in fear.

First Day in Sweden

Morning TV in Copenhagen, Denmark

We don’t often look at the television, but when we do, we do it in foreign countries. Wouldn’t you know it, we turn on the TV for the first time in Copenhagen just before leaving Denmark, and there’s Lærke Bagger, the author of a book about knitting we’ve been seeing all over Copenhagen. It’s even in the window of the 2nd yarn shop we visited on our first day here. Something else about our first day that relates to this image: in the background near Lærke, you might spot the Burger King sign; that was where the vegan demonstration we followed yesterday ended up.

Two days ago, I was kvetching about the crass behaviors of Americans; today, I’ll lean into a stereotype about East Europeans. At breakfast, as in so many other places, the people from Slavik countries have the loudest ring tones while nobody else’s phones around them make a sound. I’m likely a bit grumpy as we got in late last night, around 11:00 pm, and were too tired to deal with packing, so we were taking care of that after sleeping in a bit. This has the effect of us leaving Copenhagen about an hour later than I’d hoped for.

Leaving Copenhagen, Denmark

Our last morning in Copenhagen is like the last day most anywhere: we’re sad to go. From Orientkaj, we need to make our way over to Østerport station, where we’ll board a train to Malmö, Sweden. Ahead on the M4 line, we see the 2nd most frequented station of our time here in the Danish capital: Kongens Nytorv, or the King’s New Square. Now, consider the 1939 RKO film King Kong; it seems to me that this was a sly usage of Danish for this American classic film, meaning King of Kings.

Øresund Bridge between Sweden and Denmark

While out here on the Øresund Bridge, it occurs to Caroline that the Danish word “Bro” translates to bridge; I wish I could reconcile this with the American version of bro, which is English for douchebag. In this usage, bro is an intellectual hindrance to moving over an impasse of the mind; he specializes in being an obstruction, a kind of stench that is difficult to navigate around or clean away.

Hyllie Water Tower in Malmö, Sweden

Under the alien spaceship disguised as the Hyllie Water Tower on our approach to Malmö, two Bulgarian bros who’ve been loudly Facetiming somebody somewhere else with their phone speaker on full blast were controlled for tickets. It turns out they were supposed to exit the train at the Copenhagen Airport in Denmark but were so busy being self-absorbed in their performance of annoyance that they missed their stop and were about to be escorted from the train here in Sweden, but not only that, they were riding without tickets which comes with a fine of between $72 and $135 per person.

Main train station in Malmö, Sweden

Even peeing in Sweden isn’t cheap at nearly $1.00 per person, but when you’ve got to go, you gotta go. Our first stop in the station before finding the toilet was over at the baggage storage lockers that are coming in handy for our brief four-hour visit to Malmö. Note the credit card reader – no need to carry cash for even the smallest amounts.

Malmö, Sweden

A few steps out of the main station and we were immediately drawn to this lighthouse which turned out to be in the wrong direction of where we should be going. With such a limited amount of time, we have to make each minute count in considering what and where we’ll be doing stuff. The first thing stricken from our itinerary was a visit to the local yarn store, but we have more than a few left to visit over the coming two weeks. Trying to get closer to the lighthouse, we continued in the wrong direction until we reached the bridge down there, turned left, and left again to walk back up the canal.

Malmö, Sweden

This is the view from that bridge I just mentioned. The sculpture I photographed the lighthouse through is way down there by the other bridge.

Nett Hier in Malmö, Sweden

This sticker and the advertising campaign for Baden-Württemberg (the German state where the famous Black Forest is located) must be one of the most successful viral campaigns ever created as we’ve seen this, “Nice here. But have you been to Baden-Württemberg?” all over the United States.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

I’ll get this out of the way right now: our choice to visit the Malmö Castle and Museum wasn’t the greatest decision. In retrospect, we should have gone over to Södra Yarn, hung out at Lilla Torg (the Small Square), and grazed the various foods at Saluhall (Market hall), but one can’t tell when planning from 6,283 miles away and not knowing anyone else that’s been to this corner of Sweden.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

Don’t get me wrong, visiting castles and forts is typically great, but there’s something about the Malmö Castle and Museum that seems to lack focus, though we will learn a few things about the history of the place. The first castle on this site was founded by King Eric of Pomerania, who ruled over the Kalmar Union (the combined kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway) after the death of his great-aunt, Margarethe I, so there’s that connection to history. One hundred years later, that castle was torn down, and King Christian III of Denmark built this one. Subsequently, it was used to imprison James Hepburn, 4th Earl of Bothwell, third husband of Mary, Queen of Scots. From the photo in the background, you’ll see refugees arriving from German concentration camps near the end of World War II who would stay at the castle during a transition period.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

A bit of a strange layout and a randomness about where things are. On our way in, we passed an exhibition featuring modest clothing for women with details about the global demand and examples of such things as sports clothes that incorporate hijabs, abayas, and tunics. After that, we enter this turret that is sparse in information about its history.

Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

There are two of the turrets still existing but from the grounds, it appears there once had been four. There also appears to be far more to the castle than the small part we are allowed to visit. I should understand this as during my first visit to Versailles Palace, the majority of it was off-limits, and as I’ve seen from the old mansions in the Eastern United States, especially the Newport, Rhode Island area, mansions, forts, castles, and palaces are extremely expensive to maintain and is it not always possible to find organizations that are willing to add to an inventory where budgets are already stretched.

Anders Christensen's Silver Hoard at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

A wealthy brewer from Malmö named Anders Christensen buried a silver hoard during the siege of 1677 to protect his riches. He and his wife died with his treasure lost, this was until 1880 when it was rediscovered.

Prisoners held at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

For a long time, the castle fell out of use until 1828 when it was turned into a prison until 1909. These are some of those prisoners.

Etching from Francisco de Goya at the Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

Due to the years of neglect and then use as a prison, there’s really nothing left that exemplifies how the castle was once used by royalty. In the scattered approach as to what the museum should function as, there’s even some art here, such as this etching from Francisco de Goya.

Apolloff Interior at Malmö Castle and Museum in Malmö, Sweden

This sealed cabinet display is called the Apolloff Interior. In 1853, Captian Christer Frederick Abrahamsson had the furniture made for his family, which his daughter Alma Apolloff inherited. Since she and her husband never had children, they bequeathed their estate to the museum in 1928.

Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

I want a Saluhall (Market Hall) in Phoenix that’s as amazing as this one, serving a city of only 330,000 people compared to the Phoenix Metro area of 4.85 million people. The demand for quality in other countries can be extraordinary when I consider what we have on offer back home; it’s actually confounding to me. This is the Clemens Kött & Husman meat stand that also serves hot food. On Friday, they can be found cooking steaks on their grill, but this is Tuesday, and we have something very different in mind.

Swedish Meatballs from the Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

We were here for köttbullar, a.k.a. Swedish meatballs. With mashed potatoes, pickle, lingonberry, and four meatballs the first thing we learned about this traditional dish is that Ikea is ruining it. We’ll have köttbullar again on this trip, but these right here in the Malmö Saluhall will forever define what perfection is.

Caroline Wise and Fika at the Malmö Saluhall in Malmö, Sweden

We’ve moved down the aisle to St. Jakobs Stenugnsbageri (stone oven bakery) for our first Swedish fika with our two americanos yet to be delivered. With one Kanelbullar (cinnamon) and one Kardemummabullar, we were ready to find out which one was the winner. Caroline opts for the cardamom while I lean towards the cinnamon.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Another St. Peter’s church and the oldest surviving red brick structure to be found in Malmö. The design is thought to have been inspired by the Marienkirche (St. Mary’s) of Lübeck, Germany, which we visited ten years ago.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Constructed in the early 14th century, this Gothic church was built when the city, like the rest of Europe, was of the Catholic faith. I don’t believe much about the Reformation is taught in the U.S. and a brief survey in a coffee shop confirmed this thought. The idea of the relative fundamentals of religion taking a dramatic turn that would result in wars, death, iconoclasm, and societal divide seems alien, and yet here we are almost 500 years later, and some would say we are at a similar precipice due to cultural, social, economic, technological, and racial issues that are splitting societies between those who are capable of adapting with tolerance and those afraid that the changes have been an onslaught of destruction of their beliefs producing fear and anger.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

The altarpiece is from 1611, as most everything in the church had been destroyed and whitewashed in 1529 at the height of the Reformation.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

Of the five original side chapels, only three still exist, including this one dedicated to St. George but popularly known as the Krämarkapellet (Chapel of the Vendors), which was built for Malmö’s guild of cloth dealers. Notice the baptismal font and its octagonal shape, which I wrote about during our visit to the Rosenborg Castle. The murals in this chapel were also painted over like the rest of the church, but between 1904 and 1910, they were uncovered and restored.

St. Petri Church in Malmö, Sweden

There are other guilds represented in the chapel with elements from their coat of arms; to the left, you can spot a griffin that is part of the coat of arms from the city of Malmö. I have to wonder why more of the ceiling wasn’t restored, but such is the state of things when religion is involved.

Malmö, Sweden

The Main Square on an overcast day is better than not visiting a main square, even when we are on the run and taking things in quick impressions instead of being able to really soak in the history of the place.

King Karl X Gustav in the Main Square in Malmö, Sweden

This statue of King Karl X Gustav stands in the main square and depicts a leader who apparently loved war but died at the young age of only 37 years old due to complications of misdiagnosed pneumonia instead of combat.

Lilla Torg in Malmö, Sweden

The old Rikstelefon payphone booth is no longer functional and while not as ornate as what we were seeing in Copenhagen, it’s still nice to see these relics of another age reminding us how quickly life changes.

Lilla Torg in Malmö, Sweden

If half-timbered houses don’t instill a sense of history when visiting an old town center such as Lilla Torg here in Malmö, then nothing will. This was also the end of our time in town before returning to the main train station for our ride to Ystad, Sweden, where we’d be spending a night.

Uh-oh, Houston, we have a problem. Our bags have either been stolen, we don’t understand how to use our retrieval code, or our credit card and a different card are not able to be used here in the baggage lockers. Not only are we panicking about our bags but our train is leaving shortly. As I guard our locker, where our bags are hopefully safely stored, Caroline headed over to the toilet stall we visited earlier, looking to find someone who could help us. It turns out that the personnel at the facilities offering relief of certain bodily functions are also tasked with dealing with the faulty software that operates the baggage locker system. A couple of reboots of the software and we are in, grabbing our bags, and doing our version of sprinting to the track to hop on the train. We just made it as it turned out our train was late and were able to laugh about our small dilemma.

Except, we don’t have tickets. Well, I have the Swedish Rail app on my phone so I get busy right away buying our tickets. Good thing I was right at the moment of getting credit card authorization as a controller was moving through the train to check tickets. He could see where we were in the process and that this wasn’t a response to seeing him, so he told us he’d come back shortly to check on our progress. Everything’s good, and Caroline turns to working on my next pair of socks, and I get to taking notes.

Ystad, Sweden

Forty minutes later, we are welcomed to Ystad by absolutely nobody. With a population of about 20,000 people, this is a fairly small town. We are down in southern Sweden on the Baltic Sea for one very specific reason you’ll learn about tomorrow. First up, we needed to drop our bags in our room at the Prins Carl Hotel, which ended up being the greatest bargain out of all of our lodgings, not because of the price alone but everything that came with our room. Checking in, Sven, the proprietor, was on hand and welcomed us with real enthusiasm. While making our reservation a month earlier, I had questions for him about restaurant recommendations and a bike rental, he was gracious with regards to both requests. The ambiance at the check-in desk and lobby is an experience in itself; let’s just say that Sven’s wife has an eye for art and strategically placed fruit.

Ystad, Sweden

I just told you about a bike rental, and so with map in hand, we started our half-mile walk to the Gösta Svensson Cycle shop, but being John and Caroline, we’d just have to detour. We verified that they were open till 6:00 pm, but we were also on a bit of schedule because we wanted to lock up the bikes in a storage area at the hotel, and that had to be done before 6:00 also. The reason for this arrangement is that we needed the e-bikes first thing in the morning.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Drats, it appears that the Gråbrödraklostret (Greyfriars Abbey) and St. Peter’s Church are closed, that was until we found the right door.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Established in 1267, you should know by this time what came around and acted to disestablish the abbey in 1532. I’ll offer you a hint: this being Sweden, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition.

St. Peter's Church and Abbey in Ystad, Sweden

Some hundreds of years ago, the northern and western wings of the monastery were torn down, and at one point the remaining building was used to manufacture Aquivit, followed by it becoming a granary. Finally, by the 19th century, the complex was left to decay.

Caroline Wise at the St. Peter's Church and Gråbrödraklostret (Abbey) in Ystad, Sweden

In 1909, the old abbey and church were starting to be renovated, and as you can see by the photo of Caroline, Ystad is still trying to figure out how to best make money with their historic property.

St. Peter's Church and Gråbrödraklostret (Abbey) in Ystad, Sweden

On one of the occasions that I don’t photograph the placard offering some interpretation of what we are looking at, I get home to find out that this wood carving of a baby angel head has never been shared on the internet before; how can this possibly be? As I stare at this baby with stoned, sleepy eyes, I can’t help but think how cool it would be to convert a cathedral loaded with religious iconography into a psychedelic experience with celestial video projections on the ceiling above the nave while the sounds of gods and angels talk to adherents of the trippy sitting comfortably in recliners instead of the hard pews. Maybe I’m too old at this time, but this would have been my ultimate Disneyland/Cineplex about 30 years ago.

Ystad, Sweden

We left the church and finished our walk across town to the bike shop. For one reason or another, I got the owner’s e-bike, which was nearly brand new, while Caroline was using one of the shop’s e-bikes, also in immaculate condition. If only there were enough time left in the day before the Prins Carl lobby closes, we’d have taken a ride around town and up the coast but so it goes.

Ystad Harbor in Ystad, Sweden

With the bikes secured, we went out for a walk in the direction of the harbor, walking past the ferries that shuttle visitors to and from the Danish island of Bornholm and further on to Poland.

Caroline Wise at Engelska bryggan (English Jetty) in Ystad, Sweden

Just 552 kilometers (343 miles) out over the sea is Binz, Germany, on the island of Rügen which we visited just a couple of years ago. A bit further on to the left is Poland, an occasional adversary but, more recently, an important trading partner. We are currently standing at Engelska Bryggan (English Jetty), where the rotting seaweed is giving off a distinctly sulfurous smell and not in that almost pleasant Yellowstone kind of way.

Ystad, Sweden

The map said the road goes this way; this hasn’t been a road in a long time, but it sure is a scenic path.

Home of fictional detective Kurt Wallander in Ystad, Sweden

As Caroline scoured the map for our way back to where we’d have dinner, she recognized a spot on the map that made note of fictional detective Kurt Wallander’s house. While neither of us has ever seen the show, we still swung by, so when we get home and watch a clip or two, we can say that we’ve been there.

Ystad, Sweden

This is right where we’d live up on the third floor if we could live in Ystad. The prices are reasonable, but in such a small town, speaking Swedish would be mandatory. While the place has a kind of Binz, Germany, kind of vibe, there are very few people on the streets, and one gets the impression that the economy is suffering, thus producing more disaffected youth than we saw in Copenhagen. While superficial observations don’t tell of the deeper story that might be going on here, I’ve never allowed my biased opinions to slow down my interpretations.

Ystad, Sweden

Bäckahästens Kaffeestuga is open from 10:00 to 4:00 every day of the week, and while the sign alone inspires me to visit, we have arrived too late, and tomorrow won’t work in our favor either. From the name of this place, were you able to figure out that this is a coffee house?

Ystad, Sweden

On the left of this white building is Restaurant Store Thor, where we dined on yet more Swedish meatballs in gravy with boiled potatoes, lingonberries, and pickles.

Ystad, Sweden

We continued walking around the old town as tomorrow night we’d be staying in yet another city, so this was it for the opportunity to see a little more of Ystad. Soon, though, we needed to end the transmission as we were busy mastering the art of tiredness and needed the use of our hotel to crash into sleep, leaving note-taking for the morning over breakfast.

Roskilde to Dragør

Copenhagen, Denmark

Taking the subway at Orientkaj nearly feels routine by now, except this morning, we experienced a slight snafu that left a look of shock on Caroline’s face. In Germany, when somebody wants to hold the door for someone else to jump on the train or bus, the door won’t shut if it senses pressure against it closing. Denmark doesn’t play that, and Caroline, who was already on the train, had to pull her hand out of harm’s way before I was able to catch up to her. In a second, she was starting to accelerate to the next station, but not before shooting me a look of astonishment on the verge of horror. I wasn’t worried because I knew that in five minutes, I’d be catching up to her at the next stop, where I was certain she’d be waiting. Sure enough, we reconnected and were soon at Osterport to catch our 45-minute ride out to Roskilde, Denmark.

Roskilde, Denmark

We stormed the coast, plundered, and were generally rude in the mayhem we spread upon our arrival because what else should one do when landing in a historic city that played an important role for the Vikings? The lives lost today due to our raid of the village were simply the cost of us adopting our new roles. Had Copenhagen not been suffering from overpopulation and a dearth of farmland, Caroline and I might have been able to make it there, but instead, we felt we had no other choice than to flee to the countryside and burn the abbey to demonstrate to the locals we meant business.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We should have, at this point, stopped in the cathedral to beg forgiveness (for such fabulous lies), but the doors were locked, so we decided to just hang around nearby, get some boating in, find a decent place for smørrebrød, and then return here to commune with the ancestors, even if they are not our own.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Early tech pioneer and trendsetter King Harald Bluetooth, son of Gorm the Old, founded Roskilde back in the 980s, and I don’t mean as found on some AM radio frequencies either. Seriously, the founding of Roskilde is attributed to Harald Bluetooth, the namesake of the wireless protocol. Construction of the Roskilde Cathedral was initiated by Absalon in the 12th century on top of the church that previously stood there. This is the same Absalon who moved on to build a castle where Christiansborg Palace stands today and who is considered by some the founder of Copenhagen. Unironically, I must admit feeling a sense of tragedy that we failed to utilize a Bluetooth device while in town.

Roskilde, Denmark

The human-based navigation system I’m traveling with is the Caroline Model 55, and it’s telling us that this is the right way to our destination at the harbor, but first, we must navigate this sea of flowers.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

While planning our Scandinavian adventure, one wish of my wife’s was that we would stop in Oslo, Norway, to visit the Viking Ship Museum, where the best preserved Viking boat is kept. The Oseberg Ship was found in a burial mound, and based on the photos, it’s an amazing find. But we’ll not be visiting it on this trip because the museum is under renovation and will remain closed until 2026. Nothing would make up for that, so instead, I looked for something fun that still had to do with Vikings, and that’s when I found the Viking Ship Museum of Roskilde.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

The museum wasn’t open yet when we arrived, but adjacent to its small restaurant, we ran into half a dozen workers, marine conservators to be precise, who were working on cleaning and protecting pieces of ancient ships that had been brought up from the sea and were being prepared to be shipped off to other museums. On the open grounds are a number of workshop areas, such as this one focused on rope making, while others deal with woodworking and other aspects of shipbuilding.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

This is why we are here; we are going out on the high seas for some sailing aboard a replica Viking ship. Now, you might better understand my earlier description of plundering and mayhem upon reaching this coastal town.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

With time to spare and our tour including entry into the museum, we headed over to get an early look at what’s featured inside. On the left side of this photo, you can see the type of boat we’d be boarding in due time.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Wow, even if they are fragments, I’m thoroughly impressed with what we are seeing of original Viking ships. Back in 1962, five ships were salvaged from the mud about 12 miles north of Roskilde; they are now known as the Skuldelev ships based on the area where they were discovered. The ships were scuttled in order to create a hazard for others who might have been considering attacking Roskilde. This particular ship, known as Skuldelev 2, was a 30-meter-long warship built in the Dublin, Ireland, area around the year 1042. Over the course of four years, shipbuilders here in Roskilde built a replica of this ship, naming it the Sea Stallion from Glendalough (in Danish: Havhingsten). They painted it black, red, and orange, and you can see it in the photo following the rope shop above.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

Approximately 39 generations ago, some of our ancestors helped in varying capacities to build these ships. Lucky us for being able to see these five old Viking ships today as this museum, too, will close at some point in the future because the ships need to move to a new facility (yet to be built) that doesn’t expose the old timbers to the sunlight which damages them.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

These may be the faces of pillocks, but they are certainly not angry Vikings. It was just a dozen years ago that nobody would have confused us for anything other than serious marauders as we were getting our Viking on like it was nobody’s business; just check this post here to verify the ferocity.

Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

That is not us out on the fjord but some other Vikings (tourists) because getting photos while on the boat rowing or dealing with the raising and lowering of the sail in tight confines doesn’t make for very good images. The one-hour adventure included safety instructions, getting onboard, learning how to row as a group, and finally getting out on the water and back to port. Before you know it, the $89-a-person journey is already over, leaving us wishing for a longer three-hour trip onto the fjord.

Caroline Wise at the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, Denmark

It’s only our 3rd day in Denmark, and there are so many reasons to come back.

Smørrebrød at Pipers Hus in Roskilde, Denmark

Reason Number 1: more smørrebrød. These fine specimens of open-faced yummy treats were taken at Pipers Hus up the hill between the port and the cathedral. You couldn’t ask for a better setting on a beautiful day which was exactly the day we were having in Roskilde.

Note: upon getting home and being determined to add smørrebrød to our diet, we are finding it nearly impossible to find bay shrimp in the stores. Not even Whole Foods is offering them, though we are having no problem finding raw horseradish root.

Wasp on Caroline's finger in Roskilde, Denmark

While I and others frantically gesticulate, even jumping from our seats to avoid the wasps, Caroline tries calming me by demonstrating that these flying insects are not bloodthirsty ferocious incarnations of Vikings. I think she’s only mastered this level of calm due to her practice of dealing with my antics for over 30 years. She should be thanking me for this ability to manifest zen in the face of such a deadly threat.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is the King’s entry to Roskilde Cathedral that we’ll not be entering through. Not that we ever skip out on visiting cathedrals, churches, chapels, temples, mosques, or synagogues if they are available, but this particular cathedral has been getting the endorsement of everyone who has heard about our plans to come to Roskilde. We’ve been to a good number of incredible places that are dedicated to worship, so we are curious why this one has elicited such enthusiasm.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Upon walking in, nothing really stands out that screams, you’ve arrived at the place.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Near the entry, a custodian has opened an otherwise locked gate and is inside the crypt cleaning coffins. I interrupted him, thinking this might be my best chance to catch an unobstructed view of some ornate coffins; after a second of thought, he welcomed me in. Little did I understand what was still to be found here.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

A few chapels down, King Christian IX and Queen Louise are buried in this tomb, and what we’re about to discover is that nearly every other king and queen from about the last 1000 years are buried here at the cathedral, too. Something else that is interesting about this particular burial site is that the grieving maiden looks very much like the mermaid statue in Copenhagen, and that is no coincidence. They were both created by Edvard Eriksen using his wife and an actress as models for the body and head of each statue.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

From the 11th century until 1443, Roskilde was the capital of Denmark. Maybe it was this distinction that elevated the city to be the place where royalty would be laid to rest. To date, there are between 37 and 40 tombs of Danish monarchs taking up permanent residence inside this old building, with parts that date back nearly 900 years, while the main cathedral was finished only about 460 years ago.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

This is Denmark’s largest organ, with more than 6000 pipes and 100 stops. Forgive me, but I didn’t know what was meant by stops, and I likely am not alone, so here’s a simple explanation: stops are sets of organ pipes that the organist activates to control timbre and pitch range, enabling the performance of intricate polyphonic music unique to the organ. Known as the Raphaëlis Organ, the original organ from the Middle Ages was rebuilt in 1554 by Herman Raphaëlis, hence the name, and then in 1654, it was renovated, taking into Baroque elements that were popular at the time. The last restoration occurred between 1988 and 1991.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

There are so many details that become increasingly difficult to see here in the cathedral as we look over into the side chapels where the many monarchs of Denmark are entombed. The Renaissance era altarpiece standing tall before the congregation was made in Antwerp around the year 1560 while the altar turns out to be relatively new from the 1850s, with two previous versions being lost to time, possibly. The choir stalls on the left and right of the chancel were carved of oak and still feature intricate details, even though they are now over 500 years old, having been crafted between 1490 and 1500.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Margrethe I is probably best known for bringing together the kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway in the Kalmar Union. As her husband, King Haakon VI, died early in his reign at only 40 years old (she was 33), the queen took on the role of regent as her son Olaf was too young to rule. He, too, died young, leaving Margrethe to continue ruling until 1412, when she died at the age of 59. She was also known as the queen who pushed back on the powerful Hanseatic League.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

We are in Christian IV’s Chapel, which houses the sarcophagi and coffins of no less than five dignitaries, including King Christian IV himself, who rests in the casket on the right in the background. Christian IV was the king behind the building of Rosenborg Castle that we visited yesterday.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The sarcophagus of Queen Sophia Amalia, wife of King Frederick III, who’s entombed on her left, is also in the Christian IV Chapel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Frederick IV and his wife, Queen Louise, are interred in these extravagant marble sarcophagi; there’s one directly behind the one in the foreground that appears as a mirror image.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Queen Charlotte Amalie, wife of Christian V. Charlotte, came to Denmark from Kassel, Germany, north of Frankfurt, adding the Danish language to her repertoire of French, German, Italian, and likely a smattering of Latin. It was while reading about her life that I learned about “court dwarfs.” These people of short stature were traded and owned by members of the court and used as gifts to kings and queens. As a kind of sidekick, the dwarf next to a king gave the impression of the king being a giant while the dwarf also offered the appearance of being a “Kobold,” a magic and mythological goblin or hobgoblin. Charlotte’s dwarf went by the name Frøken Elsebe (Miss Elsebe), a quite magical name if you ask me.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Christian V – the first absolute monarch of Denmark. There are so many interesting details on the sarcophagi and coffins that one could gather 100s of images of details while also photographing the entire tomb before also capturing it in its setting; each angle is as interesting as the first. It was Christian V who ordered the clearing of Catholic artifacts from the chancel, creating space for his and his wife’s internment.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Absalon Arch is the bridge between the cathedral and the Roskilde Palace. A very small corner of the arch can be seen in the third photo down on this post. The original crumbling Gothic arch that was here since the time of Absalon was torn down and rebuilt as an exact replica of the 12th-century arch.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the foreground is King Frederick IV on the left and to the right Queen Louise. The farthest sarcophagus, centered just behind the altarpiece, is the resting place of Queen Margrethe I, while her brother Christopher, Duke of Lolland, is in the small tomb at the center. It turns out that his sarcophagus is empty, and the young man is likely buried under the church as his original tomb was destroyed during the Reformation.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Private box of Christian IV that is no longer in use as current monarchs sit in the chancel.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

More than 1,000 nobles and citizens are buried under the floor of the church.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

Frederick V, the drunken king, somehow still earned an impressive sarcophagus. His father, Christian VI, had considered declaring the man incapable of becoming a king, but in the end, his broken son was allowed to assume the role, though his advisors likely played a greater role.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

King Christian III (August 12, 1503 – January 1, 1559) was the first Protestant king. As a prince, he met with monk Martin Luther, and in 1536, he implemented the Reformation, turning his country Lutheran.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

The Chapel of the Magi, also known as the Three Kings Chapel, where Christian III and Frederick II are interred, was likely built between the 1360s and 1370s and was commissioned by Christian I.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

In the background to the right is King Frederick II (1 July 1534 – 4 April 1588), who was the son of Christian III. The center column is referred to as the King’s Column where more than a few Danish royals have had their heights etched into the column, including Peter the Great. While in the chapel, we failed to see any of the markings, probably because we were overwhelmed with the room and the ornate tombs.

Roskilde Cathedral in Roskilde, Denmark

With that, we concluded our three-day immersion in the history of Denmark and turned our attention to some simple sightseeing that required the exercise of no brain cells, only the exercise of leg muscles, but more on that after our return to Copenhagen.

Caroline Wise in Roskilde, Denmark

In our ongoing series of photos in poor taste where Caroline has ridden the Wild Wiener and Kissed the Cock, I present you Caroline at the Skänk bar.

Roskilde, Denmark

For a city that was once the capital of Denmark, Roskilde is understated and seems to have a rather small population. It turns out that they’ve suffered a number of fires that caused serious damage including one in 1968 that burned over 100 buildings, many of them historical. On our way back to the train station, we stopped along the shopping street for coffee, an ice cream neither of us enjoyed, and a bottle of rhubarb soda.

Main Station in Copenhagen, Denmark

And lickety-split, we were back in Copenhagen for the next leg of our vacation of intense exploration.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

First up, we’ll need a couple of bikes courtesy of Donkey Republic. We are heading south out of town on those incredible bike paths we first enjoyed just a couple of days before.

Tårnby Church in Tårnby, Denmark

Through Tårnby, past their 12th-century church, we were pedaling to Dragør, Denmark, on a 30km (18.5 miles) roundtrip in order to gain another perspective of the country, and what a beautiful day to be able to do this.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We just passed the Copenhagen airport, and we have yet to see a hint of hill or mountain anywhere on the horizon.

Caroline Wise on the way to Dragør, Denmark

We did find some friendly horses and some apples that weren’t fully ripe yet, although that didn’t stop us from taking a couple of bites as one never knows how often one will get to snack on Danish apples on a late afternoon bike ride under blue skies. Further down the trail, we passed the Store Magleby Church from the 12th century, not knowing that there were traces of an Iron Age settlement from 200 AD nearby. Not that we might have been able to see anything, but this is part of the trouble of going off the beaten path and not having knowledge of everything beforehand.

Dragør, Denmark

Obviously, we’ve reached the harbor in Dragør.

Dragør, Denmark

Back in the middle of the 15th century, there was an annual herring market here in town, which brought in up to 30,000 traders and fishermen, but by about 1500, it disappeared. One can only wonder if overfishing contributed to the decline or if there were political reasons that intruded into the trade.

Dragør, Denmark

Even as the sun starts to dip low in the sky, we are not finished with our exploration of the harbor area, which will be about four hours too little for our liking. Add yet another reason to return to Denmark.

Dragør, Denmark

The opposite side of the harbor is as enchanting as the other.

Caroline Wise in Dragør, Denmark

Caroline’s enthusiasm for things, places, stuff, and even me is such an endearing large part of who she is, but here at the water’s edge, it is the Øresund Bridge in the background that holds her imagination right now, that and the shells she was looking at.

Copenhagen, Denmark

It’s getting late as we approach town to the spectacular glow of sunset.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Riding over the Dyssebroen wooden pedestrian and cycling bridge, we had to stop for this look at the Amager Bakke (hill), also known as Amager Slope or Copenhill. According to Wikipedia, the artificial hill stands 85 m (279 ft) tall with a sloped roof that doubles as a year-round artificial ski slope, hiking slope, and climbing wall. The climbing wall is the world’s tallest climbing wall at 80 meters.

At this point on our ride, we are passing through the notorious Freetown Christiania, which at one time was not recommended to visit without a local as your escort.

Copenhagen, Denmark

We are riding over the Inderhavnsbroen pedestrian and bicycle bridge near Nyhavn and are growing sad that our time in Copenhagen is quickly approaching its end. True, another adventure in a country neither of us has ever visited begins tomorrow, but our time in Denmark has been nothing less than perfect, as easily evidenced by these photos.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Seeing we were already in Nyhavn and a bit reluctant, having dinner in the single most touristy spot in the city felt like a mistake, and we expected that we’d likely overpay for a meal that would leave us flat. Restaurant Galionen at Nyhavn 23 was the place we chose because they had tartars on the menu. The complimentary fries with chile mayo helped improve our reluctance, and the rhubarb trifle went far in making our last dinner in Copenhagen a worthy one.

Caroline Wise in Copenhagen, Denmark

The look of satisfied tired as we board the M4 to Orientkaj one more time. Tomorrow, we land in Sweden.

Copenhagen – Day 2

A harbor at Nordhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Word of the hour: Tolerance.

“When in Rome, do as the Romans” does not hold true for my fellow Americans when they are out and about. They are tone-deaf to those around them. American and Chinese people must be some of the most brand-conscious label shills, whereas most of the other nations represented here aim for a more understated conservative appearance. The Europeans smoke more, so they don’t get a free pass, but the “just left the gym” look needs to be left Stateside. There sure are outliers here in Europe, but the vast majority do not look to emphasize the slovenly, downright stupid look that so many Americans display. Combined with their booming voices, they demonstrate they’ve just arrived from the United States of Vulgar. This monicker holds fast in the same way yoga pants grip the pubis, which should be reconsidered as proper attire worn in shared public spaces such as here at breakfast in our hotel on a Sunday morning.

I’m not asking for or stating that I need tolerance, as I am old and beyond hope. I’m asking that others should exercise forbearance for the grumpy old man who (at least quietly) writes about his indignation. I’d like to claim that I’m not begging for conformity, just civility, but I admit that this is a fine line. Maybe people are acting as if they are in Rome after all, except in this age, Circus Maximus is celebrated every day.

Tram tunnel in Copenhagen, Denmark

Leaving our hotel at the beautiful Nordhavn harbor on the Øresund strait, we boarded the driverless metro at Orientkaj to head into town. While we’ve ridden some line-specific tram routes at airports, I don’t believe we’ve ever ridden an automated subway route.

Man sleeping in shop window Copenhagen, Denmark

No hashtag, no QR code, and no info at all as to why this man is sleeping in a storefront window. It seems obvious to me that it’s some kind of art project, but I could be wrong, and it could be a study in psychology or philosophy. Upon returning home, I searched for hints about why this person had turned this shop window into his bedroom, but nothing was to be found.

Taarnet (Green Towers) coffee shop at Kongens Nytorv in Copenhagen, Denmark

These structures are known as the Green Towers, and there are two of them in Copenhagen. At one time, they were payphone booths with a dedicated operator, back when the Danes were adopting phone service. Today, they are offering refreshments. Coffee or beer, plus a variety of other food and drinks, are available with plenty of outdoor seating on the plaza, which has me wondering how popular these locations are during the short cold days of winter.

Kongens Nytorv in Copenhagen, Denmark

Here at Kongens Nytorv, the largest square in Copenhagen, we once again see Christian V (1646 – 1699), who might have been the most popular leader of the kingdom. Maybe it was his common-man appeal since King Christian V wasn’t considered an educated man and only spoke Danish and German in an age when French was the lingua franca of politics. This limited his opportunity to speak directly with other dignitaries of his stature.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Walking in the footsteps of the tens of millions of visitors who’ve preceded our stay in Copenhagen means we’ll not see anything today that countless others haven’t already. This realization applies to nearly everywhere we’ve been and also will be true for future generations: the only thing possible to change is an individual’s interpretation of their experience in a locale. Then again, what does it matter how anyone else sees anything? As I’ve stated before, this blog is not meant to enlighten others, aside from maybe inspiring someone to see what can be done in a day when one is willing to go hard. Instead, this post and all the others are about reminding Caroline and me where we’ve been, where our feet have hit the cobblestone.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

While I blog out here on the internet relatively anonymously, my mark will likely not be remembered for long into the future, unlike Emil Zeuthen Svitzer, who founded a salvage company back in 1833 that became a global entity plying the seas and is commemorated by this gnarly bust of a diver. But that’s okay; I’m only looking to be memorable to my wife and me, and maybe my daughter.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

Everybody has to visit Nyhavn when in this city. Here’s my proof that I photoshopped us into the scene.

Nyhavn in Copenhagen, Denmark

If only I were a professional regarding photography! I would have used the correct lens to not only capture this colorful image of Nyhavn, but I would have been able to properly catch the entire reflection, more of the blue sky, and a wider perspective of it all. Sadly, I opt for expediency and convenience, in part because we are trying to best utilize our time to see and experience as much as possible. Knowing the foibles of memory, we do need the images and musings I am capable of capturing, so something about these days remains in our heads after they have been stuffed full of new impressions.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Welcome to Rosenborg Castle, the former home to six kings, but only for about 150 years. Afterward, the castle would become the repository for the crown jewels and continues in this function to this day.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Caroline Amalie of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Augustenburg (1796 – 1881) was Queen of Denmark and wife of King Christian VIII (1786 – 1848) from 1839 until his death in 1848, but why she’s here is beyond me because she and her husband lived in Christiansborg Palace. Maybe this was a surplus statue?

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

Our idea of visiting Rosenborg didn’t go off as planned, as entries were sold out for about an hour. With tickets for the next available time slot in hand, we walked across the street to find out what we could see in the Botanical Garden. First up was this pond. We had wanted to head into a section behind it that features a statue of famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, but wouldn’t you know that the area is closed for renovations?

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

“Behold my micro penis, but if that fails to impress, I have this awesome tail!” –  “Meh, I’m at a loss of what to do with your tail, and that tiny thing you call penis that’s lost in your pubic hair does not deserve to be called a penis, and that is that. As a matter of fact, you might want to travel south to the Netherlands, where Zacharias Janssen recently invented the microscope, to see if he can find your diminutive manhood!”

Botanical Garden in Copenhagen, Denmark

Without a lot of time at the Botanical Garden, we weren’t going to have the opportunity to visit the old palm house built between 1872 and 1874, but we’ll include it on a subsequent visit to Copenhagen should we be so fortunate. Instead, we took a moment to appreciate the grounds and some of the unfamiliar plants before returning to Rosenborg Castle.

Word of the Midday: Patience.

It’s possible that those standing around obliviously or who have formed a wall of people by walking shoulder-to-shoulder are only out traveling for the first time in their lives. Those four Californians talking loudly with their affected gravely vocal fry must have been rewarded for such ugly public displays in their native Los Angeles, making them unaware of how profound their stupidity appears to us, who must endure their petty attempts to look and sound “cool.”

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Once inside the castle, all we needed to do was be patient and stick around like this bust of Charles I of England until the pestilence out of California moved on and remained well enough ahead of us that we’d never cross paths again. My apologies for including these particular details, but I’m on vacation, and more than usual, my senses are fine-tuned to bringing everything into mind with the hopes of gathering indelible impressions so when transgressions against civility raise the ugly specter of LOOK AT ME, I’m forced to oblige, no matter my disdain.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

This desk from 1580 was used by Christian IV (1577 – 1648) and would be familiar to him today because it remains where it was when he ruled Denmark so many hundreds of years ago. Unbeknownst to Caroline and me at the time of our visit and sadly mostly out of view, the lions mounted at the tops of the desk’s legs have movable eyes and jaws.

Update: After posting this, I received a reply to an email I sent to the staff of the Rosenborg Castle. A curator was kind enough to answer my question whether there was any video they knew of featuring the movable/animated parts of the desk, and this is their kind response:

“The mechanism is missing, so we don’t know how it worked, but the eyes were rolling, and the tongue moved back and forth. The back of the head can be opened to get access to the mechanism. In the mane just over the “shoulder” is a hole where a key can be inserted and the mechanism wound.”

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

The layout of many rooms in this palace is accurate to what Rosenborg would have appeared like to Christian IV from 1610 to 1648 while he lived here. Many of the furnishings, art, tapestries, and other details were as he set things up during his reign, with his successors making some adjustments but maintaining their authenticity.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

This astronomical clock, built by Isaac Habrecht in 1594, was originally placed at Christiansborg Palace and was only later moved to this location. It turns out that Habrecht and his brother Josias were commissioned to build the 2nd astronomical clock at Strasbourg Cathedral in France based on a design by Conrad Dasypodius. We have visited that cathedral, but the Habrechts’ clock was decommissioned in 1842 and replaced with a 3rd version that is operational to this day. To connect our world of history, we’ve also seen the astronomical clock in Prague, Czech Republic, which is the oldest operating such mechanism, dating from 1410.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

On the 1st of July, 1644, when King Christian IV would have already been 67 years old, he was battling the Swedish Navy on the Baltic Sea near Poland when cannon fragments injured him and took his right eye. After recovering from the initial blow from the wound, he fought on, cementing a reputation of being a warrior king. I find it interesting that he understood the historical ramifications of preserving this gruesome reminder of a nearly fatal injury and that future generations might be interested in seeing his bloodied battle attire.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Even kings must move their bowels and while the indoor plumbing drained, it did so into the moat surrounding the castle. This arrangement was okay most of the time and met the demands of the Danish aristocracy’s expectations of luxury, except at those times when the water in the moat evaporated, leaving a steaming pit whose fetid stench wafted back into the castle.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

I had to ask my local AI assistant Claude about the significance of the octagon during the Middle Ages, assuming that was the period that influenced the Early Modern when Rosenborg was being built. Well, it turns out that the octagon held geometrical, theological, and even mystical significance for medieval architects and designers as a symbol of order, balance, and harmony.

Caroline Wise at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

And here’s the shape again used for a mirror that at one time might have served Queen Anne Catherine of Brandenburg, wife of Christian IV, to see her reflected image, but today it’s showing me my queen, Caroline Elisabeth of Frankfurt.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Lingering in wait for others to exit an area allows us to dwell in a space unrushed by some necessity to “see it all” here in Copenhagen. Then, by trying my best to capture images that will prove worthy enough for inclusion, we’ll have points of reference to return to at a time when we can be more considerate of the things we have encountered. Once back home, wanting to offer context to the photos I’m sharing, I end up reading quite a bit about the history and other people’s observations that might complement my post. Caroline comes in at the point where I believe I’m done writing to check my grammar but also ends up fact-checking things as she’s never sure where I took liberties with the interpretation of what I thought I was understanding. Being German, she’s quite the stickler for factual, grammatically correct blog posts. [To anyone reading this blog: I apologize for errors that escaped my scrutiny – Caroline (only human, after all)]

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

These exercises in planning, traveling, visiting, reading, editing, and the discussions threaded between it all ultimately start to build an evolving body of knowledge that only leads to us wanting to know even more and ultimately make a return visit to better integrate the broad tapestry of pieces all the more likely. We’ve already started looking at books about the history of Denmark but are finding the offerings in English to be rudimentary and not very comprehensive.

Tapestry at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Throughout our time in Scandinavia (but not yet at this point in our journey), we noticed that none of the yarn shops in Denmark, Sweden, or Norway featured any tools or supplies to support local weavers and spinners. When asking about this, we learned that weaving in these countries is not really a big thing. (Caroline tells me that there are popular Scandinavian weaving magazines, loom manufacturers, and renowned fiber art schools, but for the casual shopper, this is not apparent). I went looking for where the tapestries in Rosenborg and Christiansborg originated and found that they were often woven by artists in Belgium, and contributions also arrived from France, Italy, England, and Germany. King Christian IV brought Flemish weavers to Denmark to establish local tapestry workshops, but that apparently never truly caught on.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

There are a lot of memories embedded in this post that will exceed its casual readability, and while I would like to greatly reduce my self-imposed obligation to offer an extensive record of our adventure, the only thing compromised would be what we can reflect upon. Take this image of hunting gear; I’m not a hunter, and aside from the horn, I can’t identify the other pieces here, but the ensemble of pieces taken as a whole probably looked much the way it did the last time the hunter king hung up his gear not knowing he’d never venture out again.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

How it is that we can move from room to room without crowds getting in the way, considering the waiting time for entry into the castle baffles me. Moments alone allow me to try and see the space in a way the last residents might have, but no amount of imagination can bridge that gap in time, culture, and knowledge of convenience as I’ve come to experience it.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

To build ornate structures of memory, words, images, and experiences from a life of exploring knowledge, history, art, music, flavors, sensations, and the diverse impressions we modern humans can pack into our lives fits me like the proverbial glove. If I feel amiss about something that may never be known or possessed, it would be that my limited capacity will forever be denied knowing a fraction of what I desire to understand. There are no riches, objects, or luxuries that could adequately feed my mind or happiness quite the same way if my life was left wanting more than what’s been achieved. I don’t mean to imply that if I were poor, I would have been satisfied with poverty-induced isolation or that if I were left lacking in the opportunity to acquire books and tools that would have allowed me to fulfill my hunger for feeding a curiosity that I could have drawn happiness from those deprivations. Instead, I’m well aware that I’ve always had just enough to remain on the good side of gratitude.

Clock detail at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

At what moment did the previous residents of this castle ask themselves, when is enough enough?

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Does someone like Johann Sebastian Bach ever feel like they’ve been able to express music adequately? Did Marcel Proust gain a sense of possessing a formidable vocabulary? Or what about the greatest mathematicians? Did they consider they’d arrived at a mastery over maths? Isn’t there something in those who are trying to achieve the nebulous that their goal is just out of grasp and that if they could seize that unknown piece of wisdom, their efforts would all make sense in some way that might squash their desire for the next thing? Did any king ever find enough? Do the wealthy come to understand the limits of time versus money and what they are ultimately exchanging? Where do the common people learn the extent of what their situation can offer them? “I want it all” seems ridiculous, crazy even.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

The Knight’s Hall with Christian VI’s throne at one end…

Narwhal Tusk Throne at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

…and the coronation chairs guarded by three silver lions. Note that the chair on the left has been built using four “magical” narwhal horns which at the time were worth their weight in gold.

Colt pistols gift of Abraham Lincoln at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

From the upper floors, we moved into the basement that houses the vault that protects the crown jewels and other valuables. These engraved Colt pistols were a gift to King Christian IX from President Abraham Lincoln, and before finding their way into the exhibit, the king actually used them on occasion for hunting.

Ivory sculpture at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

When we humans find that things are exotic and scarce, we put the highest value on those objects. Harvesting ivory, rhino horn, Quagga skin and meat, and tiger parts, we bring those species into extinction or close to it. We’ll allow people to die in horrible labor situations while they are collecting gold, diamonds, or other precious minerals. Today, we offer the wealthy private planes, unlimited property, and inordinate access to resources that we’ll likely look back upon and realize that we were allowing their death cult of wealth to wreak havoc by their exploitation while we worshiped their daring to take advantage of things at our expense. Ideas of divine right have changed little in 1,000 years.

Riding trappings at Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

When you need that special saddle for mounting your narwhal on your wedding day.

Christian IV’s crown at the Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

Has anyone else noticed that Donald Trump’s hair has a certain color similarity with crowns? This was the crown of Christian IV while the Orange One only wishes he had one, along with the absolutist rule leaders once had.

Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

There were two jeweled cases made of silver and agate with enameled flowers in this display case, but it was the one on the right that caught my attention. Both were made by German artist Hans Jakob Mair from Augsburg in 1680. We’ve likely seen his work before, as he apparently created pieces for the Habsburgs, too. I’d like to see this piece as a kind of early television where the king could gaze into the agate and see himself reflected in the polished stone as though he were watching TV.

Queen Sophie Magdalene crown at the Rosenborg Castle in Copenhagen, Denmark

A crown fit for a queen. With that, it was time for us to move on to lunch fit for royalty.

Copenhagen, Denmark

No, this was not the carriage that would bring us to our simple yet luxurious meal at the top of a department store, but I will never fail to be impressed that people can leave $3,500 to $6,000 bikes chained up in public while in the States, we’d have to treat them like they were the crown jewels else they’d be nabbed in a quick second.

Smørrebrød in Copenhagen, Denmark

Smørrebrød was an instant favorite with us, and now, after having them for lunch for a second time, I can assure you that once back home in Arizona, we’ll make every effort to enjoy them again and again. From left to right, shrimp salad, potato, fried herring with capers and dill, and steak tartar with horseradish, pickle, and egg yolk.

Cardamom roll and coffee in Copenhagen, Denmark

According to one legend, it was botanist Carl Linnaeus back in the day advising important people in high places that the French habit of taking coffee was a threat to Swedish culture that was enjoying a “Kaffi” too. Between 1756 and 1817, coffee was banned on five different occasions; in retaliation, people inverted the word Kaffi and shuffled the syllables to come up with the word “Fika.” To this day in Sweden, Fika is the moment in the day when people stop for a coffee and a sweet and sit for a while to socialize. It is considered one of the essential breaks of daily life. The most common sweets appear to be the Kardemummabullar (cardamom buns) and Kanelbullar (cinnamon buns). We’ve opted to share our first cardamom bun this afternoon, and while we are obviously not in Sweden (yet), we are taking advantage of the opportunity to get a headstart on practicing how to Fika.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Here I am, well past the halfway point as far as the visual side of this post goes, sharing 3,300 words so far, but what you couldn’t know is that while on vacation, I penned fewer than 350 words as notes for when we got home. We were simply too busy enjoying our impressions and smiling at each other to worry about analyzing how we felt about anything, as happiness to be here was enough to sustain everything else that food didn’t care for. Yesterday, we were too late to visit the interior of Frederik’s Church; today, we won’t miss this opportunity.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

This was not an easy place for me to photograph; the first image was from my phone and not my DSLR, this is not the first time I wish I’d brought the wide angle lens for my camera.

Frederik's Church in Copenhagen, Denmark

Frederick’s Church was named after King Frederick V, who placed the foundation stone for the building of this monument. Just how this drunkard king managed it is a bit of a surprise, as his alcoholism and hedonism meant he was essentially a failure in regard to governing. His lavish life led to an early death at 42 years old.

The Palace Chapel in Copenhagen, Denmark

This is the Palace Church that is part of the Christiansborg Palace which we are about to visit. Just like the Fredericks Church, it was designed by noted architect Nicolai Eigtved.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Because one can never visit too many palaces and castles, we are about to step into Christiansborg Palace.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

And to be honest, while the space is certainly opulent, it feels like it’s missing the character and personality that Rosenborg had oodles of.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Maybe visiting successive lavishly ornate places one after the other is a bad idea as comparisons are too easily made. Over 35 years ago, I visited Neuschwanstein Castle in southern Germany, and I can’t compare it to anything ever because I hardly remember a thing about the place, not to say we should have waited 35 years between visiting and Rosenborg and Christiansborg as the likelihood I’ve me being alive at 95 years old seems kind of remote.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Maybe if we lived in Denmark and were to see these spaces being used for government functions, it would be like visiting the White House in Washington, D.C., where one understands the utility of the space and that it’s not just some giant place that once served a purpose.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Mind you, this is a beautiful room, and I’m including both photos I took. In the previous angle, I feel that the lighting is perfect, while in this view having the perspective to see the art on the wall offers a better hint of life that’s occupied this palace since it started being used by Danish leaders.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

With the palace still used by the government to this day, I suppose I have to understand that it is not, strictly speaking, a museum to house treasures. The space must function as required for official governmental and diplomatic duties, whereas Rosenborg really is nothing more than a repository of Danish treasures and a well-defined historical representation of another age.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Something else that might be impacting my ability to find a vibe is that we are relatively late in the day, and knowing that the clock is working against us means we must rush from room to room and only take cursory glances at the pieces deemed worthy enough to adorn the palace walls, floors, and ceilings. These large-scale tapestries (17 in total) were commissioned for the 50th birthday of Denmark’s current Queen Margrethe II in 2000 and woven by French and Belgian weavers to the designs of Danish artist Bjørn Nørgaard. They took ten years to complete and were inaugurated at the Queen’s 60th birthday in 2000. The tapestries depict different phases of Danish history as well as hopes for the future, and these photos do not do them justice.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

I know there are stories that belong to this palace and that not only do government functions occur here, but the royal family uses part of the palace as a residence. In a race to collect impressions, the larger narrative cannot be known, which has me wondering how, in our day-to-day lives, the race to collect wealth obscures the sight of a better narrative that might otherwise shape healthier and happier lives.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

How, in an age of relative enlightenment, do people grow up to accept the titles of kings and queens? The idea that their education hasn’t illuminated their minds to the absurdity of such an idea and that maybe they take the whole thing seriously sounds bizarre to me. Are they not simply actors pretending that they are fulfilling some role on a stage of stupidity where they take up thrones and accept people greeting them as though this is absolutely normal here in the 21st century? Adults living fairytales for people living in fantasies because reality might be too challenging.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

Below the palace are the ruins of previous versions of royal residences that ultimately sink out of view. My hunch is that the palace above us, as it’s used by a monarchy, will figuratively sink out of view too, as the roles of royalty fade over time, and Christiansborg will become a museum just as Rosenborg Castle has.

Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

The palace kitchen is nothing more than an exhibit these days as with Foodora, Wolt, and maybe even Ubereats delivering, why would anyone keep a kitchen larger than 10 McDonald’s kitchens operational? Hello, this is Dominos; I see that you are calling from the Queen’s number. Would you like the usual?

Copenhagen, Denmark

This is Christian IV’s Brewhouse, first opened in 1608, that now serves as the Lapidarium of Kings, a home for statues. Open Wednesday through Sunday from 1:00 to 5:00 p.m. during the month of July, that’s it. This concept of making tourism compatible with seasons and the local population is a peculiar thought.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Last night’s walk took us northerly toward the Little Mermaid; this late day, we are heading in a southerly direction.

Caroline Wise at Hans Christian Anderson Statue in Copenhagen, Denmark

We briefly discussed a visit to Tivoli Gardens across the street from this statue of Hans Christian Andersen that Caroline has snuggled into. He’s looking up at the sign for Tivoli. It seems that almost everyone we’ve spoken with before and during this trip has asked if we’ll be visiting, but we can’t see the draw, and even if everything else is closed, there must be something better to do.

Copenhagen, Denmark

Yesterday, following the vegans in protest brought us to the edge of city hall across from Tivoli, but we were more interested in visiting the Round Tower, so we missed details such as these, and yet again, we are pulling ourselves away from this square as we’ve decided on what’s ahead.

Copenhagen, Denmark

First, we’ll need a tram to the Nørrebro Street station.

Harry's Place in Copenhagen, Denmark

Next, Harry’s Place, which I’d first heard of from foodie YouTuber Mark Wiens. We were here to try their crispy pork sandwich, and it certainly was great, but it turns out that they are really famous for their hot dogs boiled in beef tallow, which makes them super crispy. While we were already stuffed, the woman behind the counter convinced us that life would be incomplete if we didn’t stuff one of these giant wieners down our gullets. Hanging out for a while with our host, we learned how the founder first gathered traction by getting a lucrative contract to serve his hot dogs at the local prison (the crispy sausages are called “Børge” after a local jailer), and from there he continued to gather steam. And the woman, whose name is forgotten, well, she’s been to 41 of the Roskilde Festivals that have been taking place since 1971, and sadly, I’ve never been to one of them, though I lived only 400 miles south of Roskilde, Denmark.

Soren Kierkegaard Grave in Copenhagen, Denmark

Though it had been raining when we arrived at Harry’s Place, it had stopped before we were done, and so we calculated on our good luck that we’d make our next and final destination of the day before it started raining again because the heavens often smile upon us. Bad calculation here, but it was really nothing more than a light sprinkle of moisture, so we were good until we stepped into the Assistens Kirkegård (cemetery). Our puny umbrellas did little during the increasing downpour, but we were already in the cemetery and here to see the graves of Hans Christian Andersen, Niels Bohr (we’d recently seen the movie Oppenheimer), and Søren Kierkegaard. My photo of Andersen’s grave just didn’t work out, so we gave up on the idea of seeing Bohr’s because after getting a reasonable image of Kierkagaard’s final resting place, the celestial onslaught combined with the increasingly close lightning strikes had us sprinting (as much as older people sprint in the dark) across the cemetery trying to avoid the puddles growing in the middle of the paths. Between laughter and minor frustration that we put ourselves out here with nowhere to find cover, we finally made it to the edge of the cemetery, where an underground metro stop was about to return us to Orientkaj, bringing our day in Copenhagen to a close.