Escaping Death

Death Valley National Park, California

Moving into the heart of Death …Valley. We skipped a hot breakfast so we could bring ourselves back to the park earlier rather than later. Our time today is short because our drive home will require 403 miles and 6 hours to get there. The hot spring-fed pool that was part of the draw of staying in Shoshone we only visited Friday night when the winds convinced us that on blustery cold nights, the hot spring might not be the best idea. No matter, though, as yesterday justified every expense and investment in time to be here. Caroline’s one request for the day was for a repeat visit to Salt Creek, which we visited with her mom many years ago.

20 Mule Team Canyon in Death Valley National Park, California

Distraction number one is found on the left side of the road at Twenty Mule Team Canyon. Uncertain if we’d driven this dirt road before but then again almost sure we had, we’re here, either doing it again or driving it for the first time. I guess this might as well be the first time, considering that we’re that forgetful or maybe confused that another location might share some appearance with this canyon. No matter, here we go.

20 Mule Team Canyon in Death Valley National Park, California

Hey, was Star Wars filmed here? Something or other here or nearby from that franchise was filmed in the area, but of all the movie trivia I might be interested in, those facts are of no interest to me. So John, why are you sharing that tidbit if you don’t really care? Because I read it while looking for what else to share aside from that, we are on this 2.5-mile long drive into Twenty Mule Team Canyon.

20 Mule Team Canyon in Death Valley National Park, California

A giant sandworm emerged from here back when Death Valley was being used as a set for the desert location called Sanubia in the film Dune. I’m referencing the David Lynch version, obviously back when he had a giant sandworm constructed for the desert scenes, as he didn’t have access to digital effects. By the way, none of this is true, but I had nothing better to say and I felt it played well after the Star Wars trivia that is factual.

20 Mule Team Canyon in Death Valley National Park, California

If you think that we might be blasé about things easily found on the side of the road compared to those distant places that require extra effort, you’d be wrong. At the time we are at a place, we really are present to take in the magnificence of the unique characteristics that define that location, and so it is here, too, that we are in awe of the shapes, colors, silence, and geological history on display that is easily witnessed right from the car.

20 Mule Team Canyon in Death Valley National Park, California

Sometimes, nothing from the landscape needs to make sense; it’s just beautiful; it’s there, not requiring us to quantify it or explain our relationship to it. The visual poetry it contains is offering us its lyricism and will forever be oblivious to our musings about it. It’s a perfect situation where, if we take the time to understand ourselves in its presence, just maybe we learn something new about being humble.

Caroline Wise becoming a Jr. Ranger at Death Valley National Park, California

As I set in to write about this photo, I went hunting for previous blog posts that might hint at how many other times Caroline has stood before a park ranger to be sworn in as a Junior Ranger, but I couldn’t find that info. Searching for “National Park” in the index, I came up with 386 entries, but I know that only a fraction of those would pertain to the term “Junior Ranger.” As for searching specifically for “Junior Ranger,” that only turned up 26 hits, and I have to admit to a level of laziness that has me feeling reluctant to scrub through nearly 400 posts or believe that she only has 26 badges. Maybe someday I’ll return to this subject and create a post about each and every badge my wife has earned, but for now, I’ll leave it here that today, on the 23rd of January 2022, Caroline Wise earned her Death Valley Junior Range badge and is standing just a little taller because of it.

Death Valley National Park, California

With her badge firmly pinned to her shirt pocket, fueled up on more of that café de olla Mexican coffee, we were ready to head to Salt Creek, but things didn’t quite go as planned. The proverbial bright, shiny object caught our attention, and before we knew it, we were walking out to look at a part of the salt pan we’d never taken a close look at. Oh, there’s water out here.

Death Valley National Park, California

A whole lot more water than we expected.

Death Valley National Park, California

There are details impossible to see even in an environment as wide open as Death Valley. Out on the salt pan, things frequently change, sometimes step by step.

Death Valley National Park, California

Our original intention when we pulled over was to simply walk over to the salt, take a photo or two, and be on our way. The further we got, the further we were compelled to go. If you’d like to try and understand the scale of things, I’ll offer you the hint that our car is on the right side of this photo.

Death Valley National Park, California

In the driest place in the United States, Caroline and I were surprised to find evidence of waves that were relatively fresh.

Death Valley National Park, California

That’s Caroline out there; as a matter of fact, we were the only ones here.

Death Valley National Park, California

Turn around, walk a dozen more steps in any direction, and things are again different.

Death Valley National Park, California

These blog posts that take on extraordinary length are caused by my incessant need to keep snapping photos of those things worth reminding Caroline and me of the incredible things we’ve seen.

Death Valley National Park, California

In the second photo, after we started walking out on the salt pan, the one with a snow-capped Telegraph Peak (scroll up eight images), you will see a distinct dark area, almost black, between areas of white salt. Those turned out to be salt crusts that are akin to lave tubes in our view, meaning hollow tunnels and bumps that rise off the surface of this desert floor. Research might explain how they form, but the mystery of what is at work here is more interesting for now.

Death Valley National Park, California

Again, the remnants of waves.

Death Valley National Park, California

This felt like I was looking at a satellite view of the Grand Canyon; speaking of, we’ll be there in two weeks.

Death Valley National Park, California

Somewhere along the way, Caroline was reading to me about some of the geology of Death Valley and mentioned how there are more than a thousand feet of salt and clay in this basin above the bedrock, but they quit drilling at that point. Then we try to imagine how, when Glacial Lake Manly was here, there were places that were up to 800 feet deep underwater. I even found mention that the area was once connected to the Colorado River.

Death Valley National Park, California

Back in 2004, a lake formed once again due to an exceptionally wet season, but was quickly gone. Seeing the photos of people kayaking across Death Valley while I was researching things for this entry was intriguing.

Caroline Wise and John Wise in Death Valley National Park, California

While not as windy as Friday night or Saturday, you should be able to glean from our disarranged hair that it’s still a bit breezy.

Salt Creek in Death Valley National Park, California

This is pickleweed, part of the goosefoot family, which includes quinoa. Maybe the best reason I had for sharing this image is that I enjoy writing pickleweed and goosefoot, and reading those words out loud puts a smile on my face.

Salt Creek in Death Valley National Park, California

We are at Salt Creek, which is typically dry during summer, but in winter, enough water is flowing from the spring further out in front of us that visitors are treated to the sights of seeing pickleweed bloom and, if they are really lucky, they might even see the famous Death Valley pupfish that call this desert home.

Salt Creek in Death Valley National Park, California

A trail extends from the end of the boardwalk out in the distance; we are looking back towards the parking area for you to orient yourself to our place.

Salt Creek in Death Valley National Park, California

We are about halfway to the spring that feeds this small creek with occasional pools such as this one. At the time, I didn’t know how close we were to the spring, sadly, but maybe on a future visit, we can walk back to it to see where the pupfish hang out during the heat of summer. Adding another hour to our time at Salt Creek and Death Valley wasn’t possible today; we’ve got to start moving towards home.

The view from Hells Gate in Death Valley National Park, California

Goodbye, Death …Valley, as we escape your clutch on our souls. Today will not be the day we are held for eternity in this vast purgatory camouflaged as a national park. That’s not really how I feel about this place as I look down into Valley of Death from the Gates of Hell, but like so many other hackneyed writers relying on cliches, I just couldn’t help myself to bring some drama to our departure, and the beginning our trip home.

The Corkscrew at Hells Gate in Death Valley National Park, California

Still at the Gates of Hell but looking in the other direction, we are presented with Corkscrew Peak in the Grapevine Mountains. This is the exit.

Highway 374 in Nevada on the way to Beatty

Normally, these signs do not deliver the promised animal sighting, but this one did, albeit a dead one. Not a quarter-mile past this cautionary sign was a dead donkey. Its eye was already taken by the nearby birds of prey that scattered as we humans approached for our souvenir taste of donkey flesh; just kidding as this donkey, while not yet stinking from here back to hell, didn’t look very appetizing. I know you are now thinking, just what kind of dead donkey looks appealing to your tastebuds? Well, to be honest, the kind that’s ground up and served Bolognese style in Italy.

Caroline Wise and donkeys in Beatty, Nevada

After our lunch stop in Beatty, Nevada, Caroline dove right into the donkey mosh pit and had no idea they weren’t interested in dancing anymore after she entered holding a box of bread slices. At that point, the donkeys started attacking in a feeding frenzy, with one particularly aggressive hairy little guy nearly scooping out a chunk of buttery German hip fat as it grabbed her shirt to get her attention.

U.S. Highway 93 south to Kingman next to the Colorado River in Arizona

The donkey party continued after we got back in the car since we still had bread bits left. Getting three of them to remove their heads from the open window wasn’t easy, but soon, we were back on the road with a singular focus, finding a great sunset spot to pull over and grab a photo. To the right, under the sun in the shadows, is the Colorado River. This was taken shortly after we passed the Hoover Dam. And with that, I bid adieu to another great weekend away.

Off To The Racetrack

Death Valley National Park, California

We have reservations we grabbed at the last minute just a few days ago that will be taking us off the proverbial beaten path; it was a lucky score, considering this is the popular time of year to visit Death Valley National Park. An alarm was required to wake us before the sun returned, as we were at least an hour from our meeting point at Furnace Creek. A hot breakfast wasn’t going to be an option here in Shoshone with its one cafe that opens at 8:00; good thing we came prepared. With the essentials out of the way, we were underway.

Death Valley National Park, California

Leaving ourselves plenty of time to dawdle for the sake of taking photos, we took a quick left on Jubilee Pass Road, which at 72 miles to Furnace Creek is slightly more than the 57 miles we had driven through Death Valley Junction outside the park but the path we’ve chosen is definitely the more scenic way even if it takes nearly twice as long.

Death Valley National Park, California

We reset the odometer as we turned away from Shoshone in the hopes that if we knew how many miles still lay ahead of us, we could better manage how many stops we could make along the way. In the distance is the southern end of the Panamint Range of mountains, which is also the western park barrier, but the taller peaks are further north. What we were most interested in was the amount of water we were seeing in this small pool.

Death Valley National Park, California

In the afternoon sun, the brilliant colors of the Amargosa Range come to life, illuminating the extraordinary variety of minerals that constitute the mountains on the eastern side of Death Valley here on the southern end.

Badwater in Death Valley National Park, California

Reaching Badwater Basin, we just had to get out for a short walk here at 283 feet below sea level. On a previous visit to Death Valley, we arrived well before sunrise and walked out what felt like forever but was likely well less than 2 miles of the 5-mile wide valley floor. Still, in shadow, we awaited the sun’s arrival and then walked back as the salt pan turned crispy, clean white with the sunlight slowly crawling along at our snail’s pace. Today, there’s not a lot of pure white salt out there, probably due to not having any rain of consequence in addition to the wind-driven sands that can hide that particular view of the salt.

Death Valley National Park, California

We are on the last stretch of driving before we park the car and jump into a jeep at Furnace Creek. Look to the left, and you can see the effect of the wind kicking up sand over the Mesquite Flat Sand Dunes.

Death Valley National Park, California

This was the view looking back south just as the air quality was starting to get really bad.

Death Valley National Park, California

Lucky us that just past the sand dunes things cleared up. We met up with Hal, our driver for the mystery tour I’ve been alluding to, got into the Jeep, and drove 200 feet around the corner to pick up lunch at a small gift shop and store. Loaded up with sandwiches, some fresh fruit, and a couple of cups of café de olla (some super yummy Mexican coffee), we were ready to continue our trek north.

Death Valley National Park, California

Our guide shares an incredible history culled from his adventures as a helicopter pilot in the Vietnam War, where he earned five purple hearts, his love of photography and Death Valley, a friendship with Art Bell, who was also from Pahrump, Nevada, and some wild adventures where he delivered Cessna’s, with extra fuel tanks, to Australia via a series of island hopping starting with Hawaii.

Death Valley National Park, California

While Hal still owns a helicopter to this day, it’s his intense love of this national park that seems to drive him. I doubt there’s a place in Death Valley he’s not visited. From his enthusiasm for the drive-through Titus Canyon, we now have something new to look forward to on a future visit to this corner of California.

Death Valley National Park, California

Our drive from Furnace Creek to the turn-off for our next stop is 56 miles, but we are finally approaching a very iconic part of Death Valley we’ve waited more than a dozen years to visit. We are excited to be here at this juncture, though we still have 27 miles of bumpy sandy road to cover, which is the reason we needed someone with a 4-wheel drive high clearance vehicle to get us out here.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

Intention plays an important role in opening doors to finding surprises. Back on December 3rd of last year, I started an exercise that began with an empty spreadsheet. The idea was to best the number of travels we took back in 2004 when we hit a personal record of 22 excursions out of Phoenix. With 2022 around the corner, I wondered if we could squeeze more than that into this upcoming year. Knowing that we were going to the Bosque del Apache National Wildlife Refuge in New Mexico over Christmas, I simply went out two weeks from that and figured a quick weekend trip to Los Angeles would be a good starting point to launch into bi-monthly travels.

Well, this is the second trip in that series that kicked off just two weeks ago, and it so happened that on our way back from L.A., Caroline brought up how one day we should figure out how to get out to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley, I’m sure she was thinking of this national park as she knew as we were driving south of it on the way home that we were visiting in two weeks. We already had the experience of knowing that our car was never going to bring us out there, so I told her to search for tours of the place. She came up with Farabee’s Jeep Tours, but I misunderstood the pricing, and so shortly before our visit, I figured we’d never be able to book the trip, so I didn’t even try.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

This past week, just Tuesday actually, I decided to call Farabee’s and see if anything at the last minute might be available. To my great surprise, the Saturday tour out to Racetrack Playa hadn’t sold out, and there was someone available who’d take us. The point I’ve wanted to make here is that my exercise of setting 24 getaways created the mental space of anticipating just what we’d do on each of those, but without those mileposts ahead of us, would we have even considered options for any given upcoming weekend?

Another example came up yesterday on our drive north as we started discussing what we might do while at the Grand Canyon. I thought we’d consider the Hermit’s Rest Trail as we’ve never been on it, but it turns out that there are spots with enough exposure that people with acrophobia would be smart to take into consideration. Well, then, it’s a good thing I still have nearly two weeks to go before we get there. Do not leave everything up to chance; create intentions, put things into a document, and then explore how and what you’ll do once you think that thing might be worthwhile.

Caroline Wise at Teakettle Junction on the Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

Eighteen years ago, on the 6th of July, 2004, Caroline and I, on a 118-degree day in the shade, drove down a northern dirt road entry into Death Valley. From Big Pine to Furnace Creek, our 105-mile 4-hour journey had us passing the famous Crankshaft Junction (click here to see that blog post). Today, we are now visiting the equally famous Teakettle Junction and we are thoroughly impressed that our adventures have brought us to this outpost.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

There it is, Racetrack Playa, home of the sailing stones.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

For years, mystery surrounded how these rocks were sailing across this dry lake bottom. Of course, aliens must have played a role, but the truth was finally confirmed in 2014 that on winter days with just the right amount of rain, freezing temperatures that help form a thin ice layer and light winds, the conditions are such that even very heavy rocks have been filmed traveling at up to 15-feet per minute.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

We only have an hour or so out here, and while we could have been happy with a mere 15 minutes, we’d also like to remain all day just waiting for one of those little green men to materialize and nudge one of these rocks forward.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

This “elephant skin” that is the floor of the Playa is a massive series of hexagonal polygons formed in the clay. If you are interested in more details about the processes that have created this amazing environment, there’s plenty more info on the internet.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

The playa is nearly perfectly flat, with the north side rising only 1.5 inches over the 2.8-mile length of the lake bed.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

That’s right, these rocks can make turns, change direction, and even fall into each other’s tracks to travel with one another.

The Grandstand at Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

Welcome to the Grandstand, jutting right out of the northern end of the Playa.

The Grandstand at Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

We walked around it and over the saddle but were most impressed with the lichen growing on the northeast-facing rocks.

Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

Sadly, while I made efforts to only show Racetrack Playa in its perfection, some people do not care about how others will visit this remote site. Out of view are the impressions of tire tracks created by young men who feel compelled to drive out on the Playa, perform donuts, and race from one end to the other with no regard for the damage they leave or the time it takes for this complex ecosystem to repair itself. The vandalism by somebody’s off-road vehicle occurred in 2016, six years ago!

But drivers are not the only culprits, as I’ve read of photographers who’ll move rocks far away from their tracks to stop other photographers from being able to capture the same image in order to give their own photographs more value. We are a sad and tragic species with an education barely higher than the clay that makes up the ground here.

Good thing the earth doesn’t need us and has proven to humans that it has created everything that has real value, like dirt, plants, air, water, animals, and even us. Should we disappear from this environment, nothing would be lost except the harm we are able to commit upon each other and the ecosystems that support our lives. This incredible day is not another day for me to spend endless paragraphs lamenting the state of things; we are here for the glorious beauty that enthralls these two tree-huggers out to witness the extraordinary.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

With that, we jumped out of the Jeep, ran over to the nearest Joshua Tree, and hugged it until we felt nature understood us.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

We passed a woman on a bike earlier on our way to the Racetrack, and we just passed her again as we were leaving. Our guide stopped this time and asked if she needed anything, “Nope, but thanks for asking,” was her polite answer, and so we drove on, but not without thinking about this woman’s tenacity.

Road to Racetrack Playa in Death Valley National Park, California

Deserts are beautiful places of earth stripped of masks, thus allowing us to see the naked geological forms not obscured by forests or oceans. They could also be the place and occasion for stripping away our facades and allowing the desert within us to be seen and exposed. As people stand before a raw and punishing nature, there is no human status, elegance, or charisma that means a thing to the reality of desert austerity, unable to fathom one’s self-importance. We should be humbled by the incredible fact that we are alive, and if we are truly fortunate, we can bring ourselves to places not enjoyed by everyone.

Ubehebe Crater in Death Valley National Park, California

We are looking into Ubehebe Crater at a moment in the day when the bottom of the crater is in a dark shadow, not the best condition for photographs. This is our last stop of the tour into the north of Death Valley, and tragically, we only have about 15 minutes here before heading back to Furnace Creek, but now we know that there’s a paved road that brings visitors right to the rim. Next time, we’ll hike the perimeter or maybe even consider the steep trail down into the depths of this massive hole that was created by a steam-induced explosion.

Death Valley National Park, California

Well, that was stunning, astonishing, inspiring, wonderful, and a multitude of other superlatives that should be hauled out to paint our experiential memories of what the day brought to our senses. Now it’s time to bask in those impressions and try to cement them into our personal catalog of recollections.

Road east out of Death Valley National Park, California

This is the opposite view of driving into the sunset as we drive into the night.
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Leaving Town

Discount Tires in Phoenix, Arizona

Not even out of town yet and need to make an unexpected stop. Not that we were ready to leave yet anyway, but I seriously didn’t anticipate that we’d be having all four tires changed on our car today. This all started with a low tire sensor pressure alert as I started the car; with cold weather, it’s not surprising a tire would show low. I stopped at a nearby tire shop for more air, but as I went to remove a valve cap, I saw why that particular tire was seriously low: a nail was poking out of the sidewall. This changed the equation from just filling the tire to replacing it, but they didn’t have my size in stock and couldn’t have it in before 2:00. We were planning on getting out at noon, so this wasn’t going to work.

At Discount Tire, they have my size, but I’m also informed that my two front tires are low on tread. Okay, let’s change them all. That’ll be $1008, sir. Nope, that won’t work. Well, we have tires for only $530, but those won’t provide you with all the benefits of the others. That’s fine; I’ll opt for the inferior tires the manufacturer made that probably fail to meet the Department of Transportation requirement for road safety. For nearly the cost of one of those tires, we’ll sell you insurance that should you attract another nail; we’ll replace that tire for free. No, thank you. That extra cost of the insurance actually pre-pays that tire should I need this service, and this is only the second time in my 42 years of driving a car that I’ve had a sidewall puncture.

So, instead of taking things easy and heading to the coffee shop for that all-important first cup of the day, I’m sitting here in this lobby grinding my teeth at the $500 bill that arrives on the heels of learning that our rent is going up 32%. While I don’t typically complain about anything financially related, this is starting to feel like it’ll impact either our savings for retirement and/or our travel budget. These concerns, though, should not be addressed here and now in the hours before we leave for our weekend getaway, but again, here I am sitting in a lobby, forced to listen to The Joker by the Steve Miller Band and these insipid lyrics about loving some girls peaches and the dude being a midnight toker and I have nothing better to do.

Joshua Tree Parkway in Arizona on Highway 60

Like clockwork, we’re gone. Almost like clockwork, we were gone, but first, I needed to stop for lunch at In-N-Out. Part of my ambitious travel plans for 2022 with these 24 adventures out of Phoenix is that we don’t drive down the same roads from trip to subsequent trip. We need a break of familiarity and so while we drove to L.A. via Interstate 10 two weeks ago, today we are leaving via Highway 60 in the direction of Las Vegas. Not that we’re going to Vegas, hopefully ever again, but that’s the general direction towards which we need to point the car. Here on the 60, we pass a stretch of road referred to as the Joshua Tree Parkway.

Driving north in Arizona

Still on the 60 but now well north of the Joshua Trees, we start to wonder what the weather forecast says about things up this way, but it’s too late to give that much concern; plus, we don’t have great phone service to check anyway.

Driving north in Arizona

We’ve left Kingman after refueling both our supply of caffeine and gasoline. Should you wonder if I am so foolish as to take photos while I’m driving down the road? Heck no, I put the car in auto-pilot self-drive mode thus freeing me up to take photos, selfies, blog, take a nap, and ponder the big questions regarding life. I should also share that Caroline has steadfastly been reading In Search of Lost Time by Proust to us for a solid couple of hours by now, I think we might be down to the final million words soon.

Caroline Wise and John Wise at the Nevada Stateline

We’ve never taken a selfie in front of this state sign because the last time we were through here, this sign didn’t exist. The sign wasn’t there because the road wasn’t there. The road wasn’t there because the bridge was still being built. What bridge?

Hoover Dam in Nevada

See that giant shadow of an arch on the right side of the Hoover Dam and the rocks? That’s what we are standing on to take this photo. It’s the Mike O’Callaghan–Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge that was built as a bypass because the Highway used to go over the dam, which slowed traffic down considerably. I wish something would slow down traffic in Vegas, as that’s what we had to pass through after leaving the Hoover Dam and Boulder City area. Vegas traffic somehow feels worse than L.A.’s, which might have something to do with the fact that if Los Angeles has its fill of disappointed aspiring actors and musicians fleeing dashed aspirations, Vegas is chock full of people who’ve lost not only a lot of money, maybe all of it but likely their dignity too. With nothing to live for, they drive with a hellish death wish as they cascade forward in a frothy mess out of the chaos of failure and loss with little hope of recovery.

Crowbar Saloon & Cafe in Shoshone, California

Dinner was here at the Crowbar Cafe & Saloon, which will likely be where we eat dinner tomorrow night, too, and quite possibly Sunday breakfast. How our server convinced us to share that hot apple pie with ice cream when we were full can only be attributed to the idea that this is a holiday and other rules are at play when we’re out living it up. Plus, I don’t think we actually absorbed any of those extra calories because…

Hot Spring fed pool in Shoshone, California

…after walking back across the street in a howling wind and changing into shorts and not much else, we drove down the block to where this hot-spring-fed pool was available for our use. Being dry before getting into the very warm water, not hot mind you, we kept our heads above water and started wondering how we’d get out of this as the blustery cold wind was icy after spending time here submerged in the not-hot-but-pleasantly-warm spring. Just out of sight on the right is the pipe that delivers the water, and right next to it, it’s mighty warm, seriously cozily warm, but moving back to the center of the pool, it takes a moment to acclimatize and feel the warmth again. Caroline foolishly got her face wet and then complained about how the searing wind burned as it buffeted her sensitive, wet cheeks. Obviously, I simply needed to berate her how she shouldn’t do that and I’m now sure she’ll heed my admonishment the next time.

Getting out was a pretty ridiculous matter that risked us falling into hysterics because we couldn’t get over how cold the wind was on all this exposed dripping skin we were offering the gods of Did You Forget It’s January? Yes, I know I should have taken a selfie of us “in the water” because who’s going to believe we really braved this, but I swear that if we have a morning or evening where the winds are not trying to kill us, I’ll get a photo as proof that on a chilly winter moment, we know how to have fun. But how does this relate to that pie indulgence I spoke of? If you had been witness to this great dumb idea, you’d know that the amount of shivering involuntarily and violently performed by the vast amount of skin the cold wind was able to make us aware of owning, we easily burned off a quick 500 or 600 calories before jumping back in the car and turning the seat heaters on high.

End of The Weekend in L.A.

When embarking on travels, we wish for impactful and deeply experiential moments to fill our days. Well, the adage Be careful what you wish for played out to the letter this weekend. It being Sunday today, we could have opted to have a nice breakfast and maybe make one other brief stop before leaving for Arizona but after incurring the cost of visiting Los Angeles, it would be foolish not to maximize our time here.

Last night, when considering our options, we found that the La Brea Tar Pits opened at 9:30 while another museum we were looking at opened at 11:00, and the garden choices would require us to drive nearly across the breadth of L.A., wasting too much time for the effort. Okay then, first, we’ll head down the street again for breakfast at Huckleberry Cafe and then pay a revisit to a museum of fossils we’d not seen in more than a dozen years. This is where the adage I referred to comes into play as with the greater breadth of experiences, the more photos I’ll take and the more I need to share, so my wishes turn into blogging turmoil because after the mini-vacation I’ll have a good week of work to note it all.

About 50,000 years ago, a tar pit looking much like the one we’re standing next to saw mammoths, wolves, saber-toothed cats, giant sloths, camels, bears, and countless birds step into the waters hiding a thick goo just below the surface that captured them as prisoners destined to call these pits their final resting places. Many of the animal skeletons found here are of now-extinct species that died off as recently as 10,000 years ago.

Move slow with big fat limbs, and you might get stuck in the tar with no ability to pull yourself free; this proved fatal for this giant sloth. Isn’t this a metaphor for modernity, where people with thick, dumb minds get stuck in the tar of stupidity, unable to free themselves from participation in an economy that relies more than ever on intellectual work?

Even fierce beasts must succumb to the end of their time when all that ferocity and ability to project violence will not help free themselves from the trap they blindly walked into. Again, this relates to our current time, where populist would-be dictators appeal to the brute force of those with base powers only able to exercise the threat of might that they offer to bring to the party.

This mammoth is like the majority of a population with a heft that can easily crush the individual trying to do the right thing, but in the end it too will extinct itself as it fails to change with the times and the environment. Oops, my writing brain and indignance for stupidity got stuck in my own tar and have pulled me into a muck that is not this weekend of amazing moments.

Sure, if I was walking down Sunset Boulevard, the last thing I might want to encounter on my way to the movies is a 10-foot-tall beast with massive tusks that could toss me in front of a passing bus, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love knowing these creatures still had a place to wander around. I can’t stand here and not be in disbelief that they are forever gone, which only makes me appreciate more that the La Brea Tar Pits and Museum are here to remind us how fragile and temporary life is.

Skulls are amazing pieces of our skeletons when we stop to think how much of our senses are carried within them, and when they no longer serve that purpose and are but fossils, possibly forgotten within the earth, there is nothing left to know about that creature’s behaviors or, in the case of humans, their personalities. This ancestor of modern condors was nearly twice the weight of California condors and sported a wider wingspan, but for some reason, they went extinct about 10,000 years ago. I wonder what the reasons were for such a die-off because while the megafauna might have left the scene at that time, condors are scavengers, and I find it hard to believe that without cave bears, giant sloths, and mammoths, these large birds should simply die away. Sure, it was the end of the ice age, but my mind isn’t grasping why this change in weather didn’t invite adaptation to the new conditions instead of wiping out so many species. One theory posits that early humans, who arrived on the North American continent at that time, could have been a contributing factor, but estimates calculate that there were only 39,000 people in North America at that time. How could these few people kill off possibly millions of large animals?

This is the skull of the dire wolf that, like everything else on display here, is now extinct. These four skulls are part of a display featuring 404 such specimens, which is only a small part of the 3,600 dire wolf remains that have been excavated here at the La Brea Tar Pits.

How could people, some 10,000 years ago weighing in at about 140 pounds each, take out a pack of dire wolves, each weighing up to 200 pounds? I think the odds were stacked against these bipedal hunters in favor of the oversized canines.

This tar pit was actively excavated until the summer of 2019 and is estimated to still have 5 feet of skeletal remains buried within the tar. A sign tells us that 73 saber-toothed cats, 56 dire wolves, 16 coyotes, 13 western horses, 12 ancient bison, six ground sloths, six giant jaguars, four short-faced bears, two Yesterday’s camels (a.k.a, Western camel), and one American mastodon have been recovered so far.

Good thing this ground sloth isn’t able to eat, although if it was alive right now and not extinct, it would have been an herbivore; otherwise, I think my wife’s head might have been a snack instead of her friend offering a hug.

I probably should have taken a video of this, as Caroline’s curiosity took her right to these spinnable chairs. I helped her spin around, and after her first pangs of anxiety about falling out passed, she giggled like a little girl. She got the hang of it a lot quicker than trying to use a hula-hoop, though. In the gift shop, I tried convincing her that for only $885, she could have one for work, but she couldn’t be sold on the idea [I would have said yes for the low-low price of $499, though – Caroline].

I should also share that we are now at the Hammer Museum further down Wilshire Boulevard. Moving through the tar pits didn’t take very long, so instead of lingering or taking an early lunch, we opted for this museum that we’d never been to before.

A placard next to the entrance after entering this gallery reads: “In 1992, the Jamaican scholar and theorist Sylvia Wynter penned a critical text titled “‘No Humans Involved’: An Open Letter to My Colleagues.” The title refers to an internal code that was used by the Los Angeles Police Department, usually in relation to cases that disproportionately involved Black and Brown Angelenos who were often identified as sex workers, gang members, or drug traffickers. The code became public knowledge in 1992, shortly after the trial and ultimate acquittal of the four police officers charged with the use of excessive force in the brutal beating of Rodney King. In her open letter, written to her colleagues as a call to action, Wynter argues that the origins of Western humanism, steeped in imperial pursuits and colonial violence, determine contemporary constructs of race, gender, class, sexuality, and other categories that continue to shape our lived experience and justify or deny our humanity. She asks, “How did they come to conceive of what it means to be both human and North American in the kinds of terms (i.e., to be White, of Euro-American culture and descent, middle-class, college-educated and suburban) within whose logic the jobless and usually school drop-out/push-out category of young Black males can be perceived, and therefore behaved towards, only as the Lack of the human, the Conceptual Other to being North American?”

“The exhibition, No Humans Involved, showcases the work of Eddie Aparicio, Tau Lewis, Las Nietas de Nono, Sondra Perry, SANGREE, WangShui, and Wilmer Wilson IV, whose practices disrupts and interrogate Western ideals of humanism. Through conceptual and material explorations, these artists and collectives across the diverse regions of the diasporic Americas consider the systems, institutions, lineages, and cultural objects that uphold our sense of being via sculpture, textiles, performance, installation, and multimedia interventions. By centering the nonhuman or anti-human as a point of departure, highlighting ancient technologies, and utilizing artificial intelligence software, No Humans Involved attempts to provide a contemporary response to Wynter’s original call to action.”

Yeast and light.

Cloth and fabric become art.

Sculpture and form.

My first inclination was to offer up some biographical information about the man behind this museum, but then second thoughts crept into my head after reading about his communist father, his illegal campaign donations to President Nixon, and his great-grandson, an actor who might have cannibalistic tendencies. So, this is from the private art collection of a wealthy oil tycoon who is now dead and gone.

This was probably my favorite piece in the collection; it’s from Gustave Moreau and is titled Salomé Dancing before Herod.

Looking at the details, it’s obvious why Moreau required seven years to finish this work.

The dark, brooding, almost despairing look of the subject is appealing to my senses and is apparently quite contrary to what this artist would normally paint, which was fruit and flowers. This piece from Henri Fantin-Latour is titled Portrait of Miss Edith Crowe. I can’t say I’ve consciously ever seen his work before, but I did learn that he’s mentioned in In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust with the following:

“Many young women’s hands would be incapable of doing what I see there,” said the Prince, pointing to Mme de Villeparisis’s unfinished watercolors. And he asked her whether she had seen the flower painting by Fantin-Latour which had recently been exhibited. (From The Guermantes Way)

Detail from Grape Pickers at Lunch by Renoir.

Wow, I wasn’t expecting a Van Gogh here. There’s no good reason one shouldn’t be here, but they do seem rare. Maybe it’s because after visiting the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam back in the 20th century and seeing so many in one place, nothing compares. This particular work is titled Hospital at Saint-Rémy.

The hospital referenced is in Provence, France, and its full name is Saint-Paul de Mausole. Van Gogh spent a year at this asylum back in 1889 when his mental health was failing him. Apparently, his creative skills were still intact as he painted a number of works during his stay. While it should be obvious, I’ll point it out anyway: this is a close-up detail from the painting above it.

From the Hammer website:

Witch Hunt presents the work of 16 mid-career women artists from 13 countries who use feminist, queer, and decolonial strategies to investigate current and historical political events, social conditions, and overlooked or suppressed artistic legacies. The artists have demonstrated decades-long commitments to feminist creative practice as a subversive, expansive, and oftentimes collaborative methodology. Together, their works provide an opportunity to examine ideas, expand awareness, and encourage dialogue about urgent contemporary issues, such as the body and its vulnerabilities; women’s rights and representation, the erasure of women’s contributions to critical movements and histories, the impact of technologies of surveillance; environmental justice; the queering of political discourse; the imperative for feminist practice to be inclusive and intersectional; and the power of collective action.

This enormous multi-panel weaving is from Otobong Nkanga, originally from Nigeria but now living in Antwerp, Belgium. Caroline and I both noticed that a lot of the artists featured here at the Hammer Museum are living in Europe, could it have something to do with how Europe supports artists?

Teresa Margolles was the other artist in this exhibit who struck a chord with me as she depicts a reality of life that I know, that I’ve seen, and doesn’t shy away from offering a look into the world that is contrary to the nonsense we share as our hoped for fantasy.

From the Hammer, it’s a short walk to Tehrangeles, a.k.a. Little Persia, where we went right over to the Attari Grill to try the lamb-brain-and-tongue sandwich only to learn they were already out of brain [a common complaint these days, it seems – Caroline], so tongue alone will have to be it. Sadly, this didn’t photograph well, and if I can cut a photo here and there, then I have less writing I need to deal with. Just across the street from lunch was the Saffron and Rose Ice Cream shop. Diabetes be damned, Persian ice cream is well worth the cheat.

And with that, we were on our way out of L.A. on a beautiful day after a beautiful weekend filled with beautiful moments.

Before long, it would be dark with hundreds of miles left until we reached home, but the investment of intention paid off once again and allowed us to start 2022 with incredible riches of experience.

Busy Day in Los Angeles

Santa Monica, California

Maybe it is a luxury of familiarity to guiltlessly use it as an excuse for sleeping in, or are we just lazy? I prefer blaming it on growing older, but then again, admitting that age might be playing a role could convince me that the passage of time is indeed occurring while I try to maintain the illusion that it’s waiting on me. In some sense, time is waiting on my arrival, ready to place me in its past after my run is over.

Fortunately, this morning was not yet my moment to find the exit, and so, without further ado, Caroline and I jumped in the car and drove toward the ocean. Too early for breakfast, which begins at 8:00, we parked in front of the café of our dreams and walked a mile to the sea looming in the distance. I snapped this photo of the mother of St. Augustine of Hippo, a.k.a. Santa Monica, to note the start of our day in Southern California, and then we made our way back up Wilshire Boulevard.

Huckleberry Cafe in Santa Monica, California

Everything about this visit to the Los Angeles area is a luxury; no matter how low cost we try to keep things, there’s no being cheap here. Believe it or not, our motel is on the inexpensive side at $165 a night. Breakfast, on the other hand, doesn’t allow for skimping: although alternatives exist, we were not going to miss eating at Huckleberry Cafe even though we spent $81 for the first meal of the day.

Whoa, I hope that was for more than a pastry and cup of coffee, John? Well, as a matter of fact, we each had the Huckleberry signature breakfast of bacon and eggs with avocado, potatoes, and the most amazing homemade English muffin ever, in addition to a pastry each and a lemon scone that Caroline ordered to go. Mind you, the food charge was only $68 with a 20% tip of $13, bringing the grand total to the aforementioned sum.

Maybe I did this backward, talking about the price before explaining why we return to this café again and again. We love everything about this place, the incredible quality with extraordinary attention to detail that creates an experience worth indulging in as often as we can.

Caroline Wise in the surf in Santa Monica, California

While the idea of a nap was calling, beckoning, pleading, for us to return to whatever residual warmth might have remained in the bed we left 90 minutes earlier, we were not giving in because the vastness and gravity of the Pacific Ocean were tugging at our senses.

The only fixed appointment on the itinerary for this visit from Arizona was a 10:00 reservation at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, down the road from Malibu. With time to spare, we pulled up to the ocean for a walk on the beach. Not only was Caroline able to play in the surf barefoot, but we also saw a few cormorants holding out their wings to dry while at least one seal hung out on a distant rock.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Here we are at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades for our second visit ever. As of this writing, I can’t say when the last one was as I couldn’t find a record of that trip on my blog, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t been here; it only implies that I can be sloppy in my vigilance of always sharing everything. Then again, this isn’t a blog of the erotic, so that’s not here either, though as you scroll down, there had been an ancient wine bowl featuring a copulating couple, but in my effort to reduce the number of images from 65 down to 35 out of the 376 photos I shot over the course of the entire day meant that one was one that fell to the ax.

J. Paul Getty, upon building his Spanish-style ranch overlooking the Pacific Ocean, may have not yet known that his art collection would outgrow his home. His former residence today serves as a museum library, but the rest of the grounds were developed to house part of his collection. I say a “part of his collection” because even more of his stuff is over at The Getty, which is only about 8 miles away.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

After walking along the pool and fountains and admiring the lush gardens, the first piece that greeted us indoors was this sculpture from the Cycladic period, estimated to be about 5,000 years old. The artist is obviously unknown, but I can’t help but be impressed by the idea that I will likely never create something so enduring with such a fine hand and eye interpreting the essence of a moment out of my own contemporary history. Just as the well-worn marble of this sculpture conveys its own story, I’ll use my page to once again share my own well-worn story about the disdain for all those humans around me who are happy to do much of nothing aside from consuming the banal culture of television, video games, and celebrity.

Art by Peter Paul Rubens at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Around 1620, Peter Paul Rubens painted this work titled A Satyr Holding a Basket of Grapes and Quinces with a Nymph. If anyone cares, I believe this satyr is a proto-hipster who has been defining men’s appearance for the past ten years.

Art by Peter Paul Rubens at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

This enchanting work is also from Rubens. There’s so much going on, and in some ways, it is quite psychedelic. Titled The Discovery of the Infant Erichthonius, it features an infant with serpent legs, but it is the depiction of Diana of Ephesus in the top right that really captured my attention. Caroline informed me that Diana has often been depicted with dozens of breasts, so maybe Rubens, only including five of them, is denying us viewers the truth. Caroline couldn’t have cared less about the boobs; she wanted to know what that blond, mulleted man was doing with his left hand. [After revisiting the story of Erichthonius, I must concede that mullet-man is actually the third daughter of Cecrops; hips don’t lie after all. – Caroline]

Art by Peter Paul Rubens at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

This is the last piece from Rubens I’ll feature here; it is titled Death of Seneca. According to the placard that accompanies this painting, containing some things I should have been taught in school: Seneca was a tutor of Emperor Nero, and the idea behind this work is that Seneca has been sentenced to commit suicide and is being slowly bled out into the tub.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Hello Jupiter, tell me how yer doing. That’s right when I think of sculptures of gods named after planets, the summer of 1990 jumps into my conscious with the lyrics of Dr. Alban singing from Sweden about his motherland Nigeria and Africa. If you weren’t listening to Euro-pop back in the early 90s, you probably have no idea what I’m referencing by Jove. Would you know about the Roman King of the Gods, either?

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Fragment of a sarcophagus with a visualization of the story from the Myth of Endymion, the shepherd prince.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Bear with me for a second on this one. This bronze, nearly 2,000-year-old eagle statue might have been the iPhone or Tesla of its day. What I mean to say is that if you were a foreign visitor arriving in Rome a couple of thousand years ago and you’d never seen such bronze works, this would have been the height of technological and artistic creativity. We humans, in my opinion, appear to believe that the era we are living in is the most complex and advanced society that has yet existed, but why should we begin to think that every preceding culture wasn’t experiencing the exact same sentiment? I can only imagine the sense of awe that other Neanderthals must have felt more than 60,000 years ago when one of them, after carving four holes in a young cave bear’s thigh bone, blew air through this early flute and those present fell into astonishment that they had come so far.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Earlier, I wrote of J. Paul Getty’s home and of the grounds where his art is housed well; this museum is an inspired replica of the Villa dei Papiri (Villa of Papyruses) in Naples, Italy, that was buried by Mount Vesuvius in A.D. 79, preserving much of what lay hidden for centuries. This fresco is but one small section taken during excavation when treasures would simply be taken and sold with little regard to preserving artifacts in situ.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Meet the feet of the Mummy of Herakleides. Why would an Egyptian burial process be featured in a museum that seems to be focusing on all things Roman Empire? You can look at an old map of that empire and either refresh or memory or learn that a large part of Egypt fell under the Roman Empire. This burial happened just before Christianity put an end to the process of mummification, or so that’s the way I understand it.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

History sure opens doors in my mind as this statue that is possibly that of Tiberius of Star Trek fame…you know, James T. Kirk? Oh my, I think I just heard my wife groan as she proofreads this in the near future. Okay, Emperor Tiberius, prior to acquiring his title, suppressed rebels in Dalmatia (modern Croatia), where this statue was found not far from the ruins of Solana (near present-day Split).

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

I don’t own a silver drinking horn, but if I did, I tend to think I’d prefer one with a hybrid praying mantis crossed with a scorpion locked in an embrace with the eagle in the photo above. Considering this, I realize I don’t even own a single thing that’s 2,000 years old or even 200 years old, though I do own a copy of a book printed in 1959, which is not really a good foundation for building my own museum.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Balsamarium in the form of a boxer’s head, a balsamarium is a vessel containing oil. This bronze container is approximately 2,000 years old, triggering the idea that the golden age of Rome must have been about 400 years before its fall.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Various Roman bronze dishes from 1 – 79 AD.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Orpheus and the Sirens floating out of the underworld.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

We look upon this Volute Krater (vessel for mixing wine and water) featuring Apollo and Artemis from 2,500 years ago, and we immediately understand its historic and artistic value, but if I were to break out my terracotta-vase-making kit and paint a naked me on it along with Caroline working her sprang loom while our cat (now deceased) looked on with curiosity, I don’t believe anyone would find artistic merit to it; such is art. I should point out that my painting skills amount to poor outline drawings, maybe half a step beyond stick people, so I would obviously have to accept rejection.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Excuse me, ladies, might you be the Sirens? If so, please dash my brain upon the rocks at the shore as this thing in my head that chose to share so many images from this day is approaching a state of dysfunction and betrayal.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

These instructions for the underworld inscribed on a gold tablet from about 300 BC reads:

(Initiate) I am parched with thirst and perishing!

(Spring) Then come drink of me, the Ever-Flowing Spring, on the right–a white cypress is there. Who are you? Where are you from?

(Initiate) I am the son of Earth and Starry Heaven. But my race is heavenly.

Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

To put it simply, this is being shared as a reminder to my wife how much she liked the plump little fat rolls that added a sense of realism for her.

Ancient Assyrian reliefs at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

The Royal Lion Hunt is the name given to this Assyrian relief sculpture that is approaching its 3,000th birthday. This and the following pieces are on loan from the British Museum, London.

Ancient Assyrian reliefs at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Protective Spirits.

Ancient Assyrian reliefs at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Detail from the above panel stems from Nineveh and is believed to have been created during the reign of Ashurbanipal, the last great king of Assyria.

Ancient Assyrian reliefs at the Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

Blending man, beast, and bird, the artists of what was then the largest empire on earth had no shortage of imagination or skills needed to create such beautiful, long-lasting works that only hint at their worldview. After taking in just about every square inch of the Getty Villa, it was time for a break to rest our now-aching feet. We found a table on the terrace of the Museum Café where I was able to write, and Caroline knitted while we shared a coffee and sparkling water in a fancy blue bottle. When we left, it was too late for lunch and too early for dinner, so we decided to squeeze in a new-to-us destination.

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

Welcome to the South Coast Botanical Garden on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. This is no ordinary garden, though; in many ways, that’s exactly what it looks like. We are standing atop a former mine that was sold in 1956 to Los Angeles County, which used it as a landfill until 1961. April of that year saw the first planting of trees that would become an integral part of this botanical garden which now plays host to more than 200,000 plants and has had Prince Charles visit to learn about the reclamation efforts invested here. Today, it’s John and Caroline who will walk these grounds hoping to discover some toy or soup can working its way through the earth for us to find.

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

This is a Paperbark Tree originally from Australia

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

The next tree to capture my attention is this White Floss Silk Tree native to Peru and Argentina. I can’t admit to understanding its name and feel it would make more sense if it were called Fat Elephant Limbs With Fuck-Off Spikes.

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

That Fat Elephant tree has some nice-looking flowers, though.

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

No, this tree is not called Tree With Poop Pods; it is the Lace Bark Tree.

South Coast Botanical Garden at the Palos Verdes Estates, California

This is Angel’s Trumpet and is from the Datura family, meaning it should never be consumed because if it doesn’t kill you, you might wish you were dead instead of suffering the disturbing hallucinations it’s said to have.

As an experiment in reclamation, the South Coast Botanical Garden is an amazing example, but as far as Southern California gardens go, we’ll stick with the Descanso and Huntington Gardens. Barely 10 miles away is our dinner destination, and after missing lunch, we’re plenty hungry as the garden is closing here at 5:00. [While John makes it sound as if the South Coast Botanical Garden is “less than,” one should keep in mind that not only is Winter not exactly the best time to visit a botanical garden in the Northern Hemisphere, we were also here in the hour before sunset which didn’t really help its appearance. In addition, several garden sections were closed off because of “Glow,” which features creative lighting arrangements between the trees and shrubs and other nighttime entertainment. Unfortunately, we hadn’t been aware of Glow, and while we were somewhat tempted to hide between the shrubs to avoid having to leave and get new tickets for the event, our hungry stomachs told us differently. – Caroline]

Caroline Wise at San Pedro Fish Market, California

San Pedro Fish Market is a hopping lively place, even in a pandemic. Not an inexpensive affair but worth every penny for the price of entry. You are looking at $96 of shrimp fajitas with peppers, onion, and potatoes, garlic bread, lemons, corn, shrimp cocktail, and a michelada. While we barely touched the garlic bread, nearly everything else disappeared because this restaurant on the harbor never disappoints. Another point worth noting, we ordered the “cheap plate” as it was just the two of us. Had we added a whole fish, a small lobster, and a few crab legs, we could have easily spent a few hundred dollars feasting here, and it is serious feasting at its best.

Elvis impersonator at San Pedro Fish Market, California

All of our previous visits had been early in the day, just as they opened, to avoid the worst of the crowds. Well, that turned out to be a flaw in our planning because, at least on Saturday nights, they feature karaoke, including this guy rocking a solid Elvis impersonation. A kid no older than about ten did a mean Montell Jordan as he stomped between the tables with a mic in hand, telling us This Is How We Do It.

From the San Pedro Fish Market, California at night

This view of the harbor is our departing shot as we look back at Terminal Island, enchanted that we have experienced a perfect day.

1st Trip of 2022 – Los Angeles

Arizona desert off Highway 10

While parts of America shiver with the onset of winter and others recover from the holidays, Caroline and I are off taking our first trip of 2022. We are traveling west across the Arizona desert to an old, familiar place.

Caroline Wise and John Wise on the California State Line

Yep, right into California we drove, and what a long drive it’ll be, or so it felt. It was 3:45 p.m., just moments before this selfie, and though we just shaved an hour off our time because entering the Pacific Time Zone jumped us back to 2:45, it would be nearly 9:00 p.m. before reaching our lodging over near Santa Monica.

California desert off Highway 10

Like the romance of yore, we travel west into the sunset after a quick stop for a snack at Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen in Blythe, along with coffees from Starbucks, as the convenience of modern adventures should be fully indulgent. For those who know about our reading books while we head down the highway, Caroline continued with a blog from someone who’s summarizing Marcel Proust’s In Search Of Lost Time to ensure that we are getting all we can from this reading of such a long book. It’s unlikely we’ll be able to afford a second reading of this 1.2-million-word tome. After catching up with the summary to the end of book 1, we returned to the novel, of which there are still six more volumes to go.

Caroline Wise at Mix Bowl in Pomona, California

I’ll have to don my hypocrite hat for this admission. Coming from “Mr. Contradiction,” who is forever telling anyone who’ll listen to my ad nauseam repetitions of do-as-I-say advice, here we are stopping at Mix Bowl off Indian Hill Blvd in Pomona, California, which, according to a 2019 report, is only one of 29,560 restaurants in the greater Los Angeles area. But we keep going back; why, though? It’ll hurt my fingers to admit this as I type it out: nostalgia plays a large role. Some 25 years ago, we stumbled upon this place when it was named Big Bowl (legal problems forced the name change); well, we loved it so much we returned on subsequent visits and now seem to need to stop at least once on the way in or out of Southern California. We did “Mix” it up this visit, though, by ordering two new dishes out of three.

Wilshire Motel in Los Angeles

This is our little bungalow motel on Wilshire Blvd we’ve stayed at maybe a dozen prior visits to the area. We are only 3.5 miles from the Santa Monica Pier on the Pacific Ocean, and while we’d be smart to head right down, we’re tired after the 400-mile drive on a Friday afternoon that included a fair amount of traffic, the longest line we’ve ever seen at an In-N-Out Burger up the street from Mix Bowl, that snack-and-coffee break I mentioned, and of course, a stop for gas. With nothing left to share, we’ll turn this down and head to sleep so we might get an early start with the rising sun come morning.

Natasha and Aaron Go To California

Note: Today, guest novice blogger Natasha Peralta adding a story here. A little background: Natasha works at King Coffee I frequent often, as in every day, and I’m encouraging her to try her hand at sharing with her future self what she was doing during her early adulthood. Without further writing from me, I’m turning the keyboard over to her.

The night before we left, I went up to Chino Valley to pick up my younger sister, Jackie. We were supposed to leave at 6:30 in the morning, but Aaron forgot his wallet at work, so seeing we were over near Indian School, we decided to stop at Reap and Sow Coffee, which at night is a club for concerts. At 9:00, we were on our way to California. This was my first time driving to California, and I was really anxious. I was taking it out on Aaron and Jackie, which had everyone in a shit mood. In between picking up Aaron’s wallet and getting to my older sister Reigna’s house in Altadena Aaron had lost his wallet again, but this time it was lost for good. Despite a very stressful morning, none of it really mattered once we were there.

Here we are on Saturday morning at Disneyland. I would compare my feelings to how I felt when I went for the first time at eight years old. We were giddy. A week prior, when we checked the weather, it was supposed to rain both days we were there, but the weather was perfect.

This is us on Matterhorn. The few times I have been to Disneyland, this ride has been closed. I’m happy I got to experience it with them.

No one wanted to get wet. We only had to wait 10 minutes for Splash Mountain. This is the last time I’ll get to ride Splash Mountain. Soon, they will be changing to a Princess and the Frog ride.

Me, Aaron, and Jackie on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride in California Adventure.

This is another photo on the Guardians of the Galaxy ride, but with all of us. I might look excited, but I was scared. I’m not a fan of rides that drop. It’s embarrassing to admit, but other people on the ride noticed were assuring me it was not scary. It ended up being one of my favorite rides.

The Cars Ride in California Adventure. This is our second day at Disney. I was never a fan of the movies, but the ride was cool.

Aaron’s first Disneyland turkey leg.

The Dumbo ride was even more enchanting and special at night. I wish I had a picture of all three of us packed on the little seat.

John told me about San Pedro Fish Market when I started planning our trip to California. We got the shrimp tray. Eating seafood on the harbor was an incredible experience. We were lucky, and the mariachi band was there. None of us had been somewhere like it. Thank you, John.

Monty’s Good Burger. A hip vegan burger joint with several locations all over LA. I’ve been wanting to go for a while and am so glad I did. The best vegan burger I’ve had. Even Aaron, who rarely eats vegan, loved it.